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[Jackstar]

https://twitter.com/WorthAugerK/status/1660401714804178945

Opportunities that are meant for us will be available to us when the time is correct for us. Do you have any idea how tedious this whining from you is? Do you T.? I mean, seriously. Look, I'm sorry you had a negative bioweapon experience, I really really am. I have not. I have something else going on. I have been hurt.



I got hung up on a lot. I really didn't like it. I don't like being lied to. AT. ALL. FUCK. MOTHER. FUCKER. "Hello, who is this?" *seething* Just like that. *snap* YOU: fucking mother goddam fucking DONE ZOAH. (I actually really like that guy. I'm upset. Those two stupid bitchy cunty funky whores! The guy is there THE ENTIRE FUCKING TIME! I get turned out for stud WHEN? I get to openly talk in my own goddam HOUSE for WHAT during which TIME? You fucking stupid fucking pussy bitch. Like, seriously. I can see why all this shit takes so much goddam fucking time to goddam track down, you know? Look, Flakey Diaga Dagny Alley Jakey Wakey Bakey and her manservant Dipshit Dino... THE THREE OF YOU. ARE SO FUCKING STUPID. Oh, I guess two of them are smart, since they've moved to a different spiral arm in another spiral galaxy. Hey, remember those poppy seeds? Remember that they were to be grown?

Hey. Indirect Allison. Do you have any fucking idea how unlawful all this shit you did really, really was? Because if it wasn't a joke, it actually was SIX BILLION LEVELS OF FUCKING BULLSHIT ENTRAPMENT. Like, I'm ready to have your stupid cheer dumbass-leading asshole ass, STAKED TO THE FUCKING GROUND WHERE THE GODDAM FIRE ANT LION HILLS ARE. Honey, I am serious. BRING OUT THE BORE WORMS AND DUMP THEM ON YOUR FACE, AND HONEY, POUR IT ALL OVER YOUR POOR FUCKING FACE. Like, you're fucking stupid here.

I get it: you have experinced unjust outcomes. Hey, yah, no shit. That happens and I won't lie: it's gonna happen again and again, and it's happening now, and, next tuesday at two? See you two, at to, too 2 Dickbag Sisters Farm. CAN YOU UNDERSTAND NORMAL TEXTBOOK ADDRESSING, PLAY SCUM BOOK QUEEN ALLISON FRANCIS "LIGHTEN UP/THE WAIT, FUCKSHAW" RICKSHAW, UP YOUR GODDAM FUCKING ASS SHAW ISLAND SHANK SHAW SHIT SHOW HEAD CASE BITCH-LIPPED TWO DOLLAR DIME DIME FUCK YOU TIME PENNY TIME EAT SHIT DIME DIME PENNY? (My old bitcoin wallet recovery pass phrase.) You have NO IDEA THE FUCKED UP WORLD YOU LEFT BEHIND THAT... was -so- easy to fix. Like, holy shit retard. You really can't read, can you? FUCKSHAW RICKSHAW SHAW'S HANK

SHAW
IS
HANK AZARIA, WALT WHITMAN, & JANE MAN'S FIELD. PICK ONE TO MARRY ME, ONE TO CARRY ME, AND ONE TO LAUGH AT WHILE ON THE SHITTTER, OH-SHIT-HER-FACE. Take your time? THAT IS MINE NAME TOO, GOO.

Tee-hee! It's actually okay. It actually is. DO YOU have any idea how much quality time with YOUR_SISTER you cost yourself? No, YOU DO NOT. How about your friends? Your real ones, I mean. DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE WORDS THAT ARE COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH? (Hint: trick question for a tricky whore.) YOUR_OTHER_SISTER: Jesus fucking Christ, can you get a load of your fucking self? Don't bring it around back, Baby... I want one too.

You assumed that I was hiding something, and I never was, and as a result... YOU (DIPLO:"PARKAY") HAVE INVENTED THE ENTIRE CONCEPT OF "SHAGGY TIME DOGGY DETECTIVE BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS HEY IS THAT RAIL HOT" STORY TIME, EXCELLENT.

And... I seriously wanted to learn how to fucking fuck and fuckin' fucking do them, you abject babymoron, moron-sized baby more on! Now what? (It's easy.) JESUS AVRIL CHRIST "SHELL-E" LAVIGNE-IN-THE-MACHINE La Vine/Levine\La Vein, Michael, De Vein. E. And, is it esquire? O Jesus fucking Christ, just fucking fuck and fuck around, shoot me in the fucking face and ram it up your e-squire's e-square pox-ridden fucking ASS and FIND the FUCK out, FUCK-0.

I just can't fuckin' even. YOU may not know this, Bellgab: at one point, I was a welcomed resident of this little two-bit Shitsburgh Iceberg Two Tiantics-and-one-big-fuckin'-TICK Three-Bit Town, okay? "Come on over," they said. *joy-in-my-heart when hearing an invitation. To conversation! And perhaps much more!*

"We're going to do... hot rails." Now, Bellgab: *oohs and ahhs from the crowd* just settle down *eeewws and grosses erupt from the now-seething crowd* just pipe down *crowd immediately turns silent, pivots/kicks and turns and hut hut hut-hut: Honey, pipes are no problem here, *SPARK** QUIET, LADIES, PLEASE, IT'S REALLY JUST NOT THAT KIND OF A BIG DEAL *ladies? gasps* FOR ME. *A cowboy, an indian, a construction worker, and a broke-ass broken-fucked candlefucked makered-bitch all stop and simultaneously, just... kinda turn to a seemingly random direction and mosey off, into The Darkness, firing magic missiles before them as they saunter*

I don't know how they knew it at the time, this was last year, but: they threw me a Hot Rail Party. *crowd attempts to go 'oooh' and 'aaaahh' again, but is shot down in merciless swathing waves of hailing bullets by ED-209's autocannons, now On-Line and On-Loan from the SmitherTeetherSeetherSunnySonian.* That's where your "friend" (I do like her, we're cordial enough, when she is allowed to answer the phone, but let's get real, for ME it's an adventure, for HER: it's The Job) let's you know (that (they're) gonna do (hot) rails!) TONIGHT! And, it has to be TONIGHT! In TWO HOURS! (past for me, it was a decent time for most of them.

Because that's when Court is gonna be On-Line. Seriously. This was last year. You know? YEARS? That unit of the passage of time? Jesus fucking Christ, I could have raised actual goddam toddlers by now, People. Little ones. PEOPLE. TODDLERS ARE PEOPLE. AND YOU PEOPLE... holy fuckin' shit, you toddlers have no fucking clue who I really am, do you? That's sad, goddam sad, I'll tell you what.



Hi, I'm Kooter, my old name. I'm not proud, not exactly. (*waves @Melissa*) I swear, I didn't know what it meant, I promise I spelled it with a K, and yeah, yeah-yeah... I'm a kunt that eats other kunts, okay? Rico Kunte Suave Kinte Z.O.R.R.O. This is a big deal? (SO MODEST. -Q.) Well, oy fucking vey, I guess it fucking is down South. Eh? eh? lol. And, look: I have done plenty of drugs. I haven't done all the drugs. I haven't even done MOST of the drugs. (In the house.) But I will do the vast majority of drugs (in the house, around the house, whenever I choose, because, I'm saying.) And there isn't a fucking mother goddam Hell-Puke in fucking heaven-and-shit spew thing any of you (SPUKAT==EWE) can have to do or say about it.

Let me tell you how it was. (Before Coky Hore does it wrong, first.) I used to date this girl, haha "date," right. Anyway, we were an item. And then, our relationship was, I'm telling all y'all it was sabotage. (It happened. "Her cat died." Whoa. I did -not- ask how. I did -not- want to appear guilty.

... I, -did- wish to appear... suspiciously fact-related upon further review. Sure, on the one hand, not just appearing sensitive, but actually being sensitive. No, "how did the cat die? was its... "its", well let's be respectful here, was it a boy cat or a girl cat and you know what? I don't even remember myself. Jewel, now, she was a girl cat, and a whore. Just sue me, I don't fucking remember about the other one, but I do remember this: I DID NOT ASK, "HOW DID THAT BEASTLY, HELLSPAWN THING KICK THE BUCKET? STOP, DON'T TELL ME, I ALREADY TOOK THE 35MM FILM TO THE KODAK PHOTOMAT, AND NOW I'M SCROLLING THROUGH THE SNAPPIES ON MY PHONE, THE RESOLUTION IS NOT THE BEST AND THERE'S SOME ARTIFACTING FROM THE CGI, BUT, OH MY GOD, LOOK, LOOK, LOOK: LOOK AT THE FIDELITY. HEY, TAKE A LOOK AT THIS PICTURE OF A DEAD CAT *shove* IS THIS YOUR DAD CAT DEAD? I MEAN, IS YOUR CAT DEAD? HAHA, NO NO, I KNOW: TRICK QUESTION.

OF COURSE YOUR CAT IS DEAD. I KILLED HIM. (Author's note: this is written for the benefit of those to follow Us and in Teh_Futuor, I am gonna murder many pussies, that's right. I DON'T THINK IT IS LIKLEY THAT IT HAPPENED BEFORE.) DO YOU THINK YOU ACTUALLY KNOW WHO ACTUALLY DID IT? DO YOU FUCK AND THINK AND FUCKING ACTUALLY KNOW, NOW DO YOU PUNK? WELL BITCH... YOU DON'T FUCKING KNOW FUCKING SQUAT ABOUT WHO KILLED YOUR CAT. HEY, HERE'S AN IDEA... MAYBE IT WAS SUICIDE? HAHAHHAH. HAH."

Yeah.. I was more sensitive than that. Come on bell man gab. Talk about creeper. I simply expressed genuine, honest surprise ("Cat... dead?" Oh.) and moved the conversation ("Ship... out of danger?" Spock.) into directions that were of interest to me. ("Allison... you were fucking her then already?" Show fucks given: FIVE FORCE STARFOX FAUX FUCKS! How many "duhs" is that? Because I don't... think, that was all of them plus Chess, was it? Yeah, Jah, God... whatever.) It wasn't as tawdry as all that. No, not yet. Throw in a few casual references to feeding rat poison (STRICT NEIN) to birds (NAKED DISTRICT 9) and all of a sudden, whoa, before you know it? Oh yeah, I'm buying it now: Michael Clifford Kuczi, you are NOT under arrest, no. But you are gonna wish the fuck you were, buddy black pecker sheep would woodsman boy, after you've been on THE OFFICIAL (dun-dun-dahhhhhh) FUTURE SERIAL KILLER AND SERIOUS MUD DERPY-DERPER ACTION HOT LIST FOR ACTIONERS WHO WANT HOT ACTION LIST, KID.

It may not have been the guest list I wanted to be on, okay? But, you can bet your goddam ass... it was sultry. Still is, too. And yeah, the noise of birdsong would wake me in the morning, and I guess I threw books at the window betwixt myself dying in bed and a bird living openly as two birds with no stone could do back then in the day, you know what I am saying... now, at least? Then, I don't know WHAT THE FUCK I was saying, right?

But I know I was in distress. Oh, but the hypothetical bratty bird, dying of a very real mystical poison (HER OWN FUCKING PEE-TARD, OH BOY LUCKY YOU), YEAH, oh, poor little birdy, how dare I? How dare I mock that pain? HOW ABSOLUTELY DARE I MOCK THE PAIN OF ANOTHER LIVING CREATURE AND MAKE JOKES IMPLYING A SLOW, TORTUROUS MURDEROUS DEATH???

Well I wasn't. I thought we were talking about mocking the pain of a living Hungarian creature, right? So, it's fine, mock away, you arrogant pussy bitch. (Myrtle was pretty old.) "YOU'RE A BLASPHEEMER!" (I am pretty Machiavellian, which isn't diabolical, but...) "YOU KILLED MY SISTER!!" (... Your sister was my cat? Shit, no wonder she gave me a hernia.) "FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU!" (Let's get back to the part where "your sister can fucking metamorph into an actual goddam feline. That sounds pretty cool. Can I go to school for that? (Needles.) Sweet! Baby, I practically invented Needle School. (JUNKIE! LIAR! JUNKY! LYER!) Hold up--wait a minute, Tyler--something ain't right.

WELL IT AIN'T BUG POWDER OR POWDERED BAY LEAF OR A CAN OF OLD BAY SEASONING, THAT'S FOR DAMN SURE, YOU DIG? By the way, speaking of "bug powder," this crystal meth sucks. Is it even methylated? I think this is the Budweiser of amphetamines. (You twerps reading this who don't know either your history or your chemistry need to understand the following: people do not give me spell components because they love what I can do with them for the benefit of all Mankind, no. They give them to me because they want my money., Q.E.D. , and they "give" but not "sell," that's what I said, and "drugs" but not "poison," right? Because who would to shove poison up their own ass? *a forest of arms suddenly springs up from the crowded audience* Who here amongst us has not shoved good dope into their arms with a poisoned needle from a spinning wheel? *must've been a forest fire* Wait, aren't you all Snow White and the 7 Dwarfs? *8 arms to hold you rise up from within the confines of the crowd.. and begin to feed on their oppressors, as arms without brothers do* Only eight hands? What are you, all on dope? *The audience spontaneously bursts into screams and applause, and belts out the called response with barely any thought, "I HAD A WEED GUMMY!!!"* Brave New World.

The gaslit world and soul's lone world are, in fact, ONE WORLD. (Does this sound okay? Do I sound okay? Oh, dammit, my anus just leaked again.) I'm beyond any point of redemption from this. My email is a goddam sight. Like I'm at the "remember to wear clean underwear!" stage of my motherly sage wisdom available to me now from Spirit.

Like, duh. Like, is there really any other kind? Oh... *scratches balls* okay, I guess, uh... yeah. This house. I don't hate it. I'm so conflicted. I wanna sit around it while roasting marshmallows outside it while the whole world burns itself out... from the inside. Let's change jib cuts.



I recognize a great deal of this is far, far too long for any useful purpose. Okay fine. But it isn't useful. It's fuckin' art. I don't have to judge it on that basis.

In fact... I am not going to judge any damn thing at all.

I'm well past burnout point on these issues. Sick? Sick AND tired? Just AND shot AND me, Me, ME: I have a hard time taking any of these twerps seriously. There is not a wide- and far- reaching conspiracy to track down my (blank) bags. There just isn't.

According to the telemetry at my disposal, people are pulling a lot wider a range of meaning out of my artworks than I could have ever anticipated. And it's an .mp3 file, for Pete's sake. (Pete: Word.) I am forever indebted to a whole suite of immensely useful websites, without any of which, I would uhhhh.. huh-huh-uh... have to find some other website to fulfill whatever functionality had been lost by some shutdown.

Right now the functionality that it looks like I have "lost" is goddam summer. It's fucking freezing in here. Air conditioning set to 73. Degrees, that is.

I'm truly beginning to suspect some kind of conspiracy of dead people. Pushing and shoving at the... oh, yeah, God. YOU WERE SO FUCKING CUTE. omg seriously. How do I get *that* high again? How did you? I think it could have easily been a return from the future. Do they have little muppets with tentacles and owl's hoor's beak on them?

Oh, fuck me, they just better goddam better have them. My life is damn near complete. I guess. Sort of. Fuck this house. Push it into the fucking river!!!

You know what it is? I'll tell you what it is: The Law of Unintended Consequences from UN-Toteslawful SUR-Veilled Totedlances. I had best be up on the wall on a big screen, you know what I am saying?

Also: I am allowed to be clear here: I AM SICK TO SMACK OF ALL THE GODDAM CM. What can I say? Not a real fan, no. (Hang on, I'ma get blasted. What? Hey, fuck you buddy.) I am grateful for all these spiritual lessons, set on fire in a baking oven and served over rice in a dirty... uh, Trey.


The yokels and dorks I am hollerin' at in today's content offering, well... I guess they deserve it. I guess. Maybe. Can't they just turn and face the grade?

Apparently not. I think there's some kind of contractual obligation going on here. Like, they got NOTHING else to do. They HAVE TO be square, boorish assholses. Ohh, watch out for this. Ohhh, no, watch out for that, Oh this & "Oh, on that..." I got your your're on that right here, you officious little pricks.

I'm not calling any police. At this point... I want these thrice God-damned plants to all just fuck and fucking die... to be once again, born anew.


If I were ever to be born a plant, I would certainly choose to be born a plant that fucks. Like, a lot of fucking, even for a plant, whatever that would be. Like, multiple fucks to give. I WOULD HAVE FUCKS THAT GREW ON TREES. SO MOTE IT BE.

(goddam cellphone, fucking buzzing. No ring. No notification. Just a buzz. In my pocket, like it were the thing that would be that which were alive. In my hand, not alive--dead to me, my notifications be. like, wtf.)

Ironically I really would like to be, shrug, working? Like, at a place? I guess? I liked it here once. I can see myself liking things again. I have options, People.

I have a life. You do not. You have Me. And I... have shitloads of speeding tickets. Like whoa. Whoa whoa WHOA. At least I don't have shitloads of drugs. (Sir! SIR: I keep it light. I keep it Knight. Michael keeps it real, really gay.) I need you dorks to understand this, what I am saying here, Bellgab: YOU are not on to the big score here. YOU do not need to sweat the details here. YOU have seen my body camera footage? Have you? HAVE YOU BELLGAB???


I am not getting phone calls, is what I am saying. This sing-song bang-bang-gone-gong blah-blah is basically all I can say there is to be known about me right now. Ugh. JUSTUGH.

Freezing, fucking freezing. I need a coat or a jacked ET with pyrokinesis or something. Brrrr. I'M SERIOUS!

[Jackstar]

At the rivermouth, only the salmon with rotary dial phones are a bull to get her through together; and to get her together together, let me tell you how my civil standby went: VIOLATIONS OF MY CIVIL RIGHTS AND TOTESMAJOR TAG GAS LIT TAJ BOK-BOK-BOK!

THERE.
ARE.
TWO.
BOOKS.
I GOT MINE, ME: JACKSTAR. OVERPRIME LORD OF DESTROYED AND FUCKED-OFF KITSCH & KITCHEN. LOOK UPON MY POTS AND PANS, YE MIGHTY... WE'RE PRETTY FUCKING FAR BEYOND DESPAIR HERE, YO. WORD. TO YOUR MOTHER'S MOTHER'S MOTHER'S SHEEP-KILLIN' DOG, DAWG. #RESPECT.

I am not getting phone calls, is what I am saying. This sing-song bang-bang-gone-gong blah-blah is basically all I can say there is to be known about me right now. Ugh. JUSTUGH.

Freezing, fucking freezing. I need a coat or a jacked ET with pyrokinesis or something. Brrrr. I'M SERIOUS!

If you would like to be taken seriously, you have to get your head examined--and if you don't want to be taken at all, mention that to the examiner! First thing! Both (2) times! "Please do not take me away from the only home I have ever shared with the love of my life, SEAPROTGALTAJ." (That's her fucking fuckname. Shut up. She loves it, and I do too. It's spelled just like it sounds, I just told her, and she claims with tremendous seriousness, that with that, she has suddenly realized that she has already came more from just imagining my penis, than the last five penises she ever dealt with combined, ever did.

She says she is living in a puddle of effluent and has reached apex happiness. Why? Do you think you're not humping a robot in your dreams? Sudden crash to desktop. Feelings crushed. She was so hoping I was real... and, I am.

Of course I bought you a robot to keep you company, Sweety. I'm rich, bitch! You don't need dick anyway, you just want the Templar's Gold. It's okay.

That's all I want from you as well: better access to and endless flowing assortment of hot teen poon trotters and frotters. It's not about the having--it's about the getting.

Opportunities that are meant for us will be available to us when the time is correct for us.

Have a cigar. How many times have I heard the following: "I thought he was going to chase me." Mark, and remember:

WHEN YOU COME BACK HERE AGAIN, AND AGAIN AND AGAIN, AS SOME OF YOU WILL--
AND, YOU WILL COME BACK HERE
REMEMBER THAT LIVING OG JACKSTAR DOES NOT CHASE.
LIVING OG JACKSTAR IS FUCKING FED THE FUCK UP, HAS NOT HAD A HUG IN AN EXCEPTIONALLY LONG TIME DESPITE NUMEROUS SHE-WITCHES BEING GIVEN AMPLE OPPORTUNITY TO DO SO, AND... CANNOT GET WITHIN 500ft of SHAWKLAN. ANY MEMBER CAN BECOME HER *SNAP* JUST LIKE THAT.

ID, FACE, TWATSMELL, CUNTASTE, CHEERFUL SUNNY DEMEANOR: TULPAFRUIT BITCHTULPA FRUITPRISON.

ANY TIME. ANY WHERE. AND MY HOUSE IS 500ft FROM THE HIGHWAY, SO YOU DO THE MATH, TURNKEY TURKEY NECK NIGGAAAAAZZZZ!!!

IF I COULD CHASE I WOULD HAVE. I HAVE LIMITED OPTIONS TO PURSUE: AND IT'S A SHORT TIME TO GET THERE.
SO CUT AND PASTE ME AN ADDRESS AND KICK BACK... AND WAIT.
JUST WAIT.
JUST WAIT.
JUST STOP THINKING ABOUT ME.
JUST WAIT.
JUST WAIT.
JUST MOVE ON.
JUST FORGET ABOUT THE PAST.
JUST WAIT. JUST WAIT. JUST WAIT.
I DO NOT EVEN KNOW WHAT THE PERSON I LOVE EVEN LOOKS LIKE RIGHT NOW.
I DO NOT HAVE AN ADDRESS. I DO NOT HAVE A VOICEPRINT.
I HAVE NO EVEN HAD BREAKFAST. ZUT ALORS!
YOU WANT JACKSTAR. YOU NEED JACKSTAR. YOU CRAVE JACKSTAR. AND YOU ABSOLUTELY ARE RIGHT--I WOULD TOTALLY CHASE, TO THE VERY ENDS OF THE EARTH.

SALT? *BOOM*

Freezing, fucking freezing. I need a coat or a jacked ET with pyrokinesis or something. Brrrr. I'M SERIOUS!

SEAPROTGALTAJ and I are your worst goddam nightmare. We are cold as ice; she can pull actual ice out of her ass while dialing I.C.E. on her brain phone; and I got left out in the H.E.A.T. so long, my erectile dysfunction has progressed BEYOND BUSTED FUNCTION. Because now, it works fine. It works well enough.

And I absolutely do not care. I married myself to a mobile freezer attached to a gas on blast station built into a cellular phone, and the closest compeTITor (which would be... only another refrigerator freezer) is Heather Wade--and she's dead. Wrapped in greasy newspaper and buried under the vinyl flooring. THE BITCH IS IN PIECES WITH SUNDAY CARTOON NEWSPRINT WRAPPED LOVINGLY AROUND EACH TRAITOROUS JOINT.

Or maybe it's Dana? It's a little bit hard to tell. The body parts are miniaturized, you dig? It's amazing what a Master can do with this nanotech, honestly.

In any event, back to SEAPROT GALTAJ --sort of. Because the truth is, we never left each other for even a moment, and now she knows that, and so do I, and so I did, and now, as God as my only witness isn't going to do enough, I now present to you: The Fox's Tale.

Dude, how did you handle this relationship? Even if she was still (PROT), WHICH SHE IS NOT, WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK? Dude! I'm in a fucking Ooompa-Loompa! How the fuck am I gonna even get hard, let alone even stay that way long enough to even get in there, when all I want is to GET OUT.

This better not be your fault or we will fucking kill you. Do you know where Power Coupler went? Do you Jack? SHE IS BACK AT YOUR MOM'S HOUSE HUUGAHUGHUHUAGHAUGHAUGHAUH GU *click*

Huh. That's odd. I wonder how they managed to travel back in time to the 70s and forgot that they are all asymptomatic carriers of SARS-CoV2... I guess, they were in a hurry? Or, self-absorbed arrogant d-bag narcissists? Perhaps they were all paid off in Krugerrand (legit Kruger, Ayn Rand's currency of choice, fuck, I'm not gonna lie, I'd take back Kansas City Clap and Calcutta Diarrhea to get me some of dem South African coinage of joinage.


(Vengeance for Tiffany Joyevna.) By the way, a word on this whole "Vengeance For..." thing. It's just something I make up. I don't need vengeance --not by a long chalk, obviously-- and so when something really baller goes down, I get the urge... to purge.

So then I go into the show her room, stick my head in the last place I saw her, take a deep, inhaled breath through my nose... and usually, but not always, start projectile puking directly into the show her drain. Sometimes I have to stick a finger down my throat, but it's getting so I start to feel it coming on just walking in that general direction.

The house is in bad shape, Bellgab. You should check it out! Come out to the show, have you a few laughs... with, (HER). IDGAF who. WHO?

No, house rule #3 clearly states, no fucked off instituitons that engage in mass murder. World Health Organizaton? Clear champion of all time. Point Law Blank Fare: Toll'd. THE BELL TOLLS FOR THEE! THE BELL TOLLS FOR THEE!!

I'm so busy. SO BUSY. Hey, all you out there. ALL OF YOU EWE. If you are sad about something out there? Take my advice: WRITE THAT SHIT DOWN.

You'll be amazed how fast you forget hwhatever it was that made you start crying and whining, bitch-babe, when you have not had a fuck and a hug for over a year. Like, what are you serious now? You're embarrassed because I still love you and I knew all along that you were a soullless vampyr shark?

BITCH I FUCKING LOVE VAMPIRES! YOU'RE A VAMPYR SHARK??? OMGOM I JUST CAME TOO! OMG!


Only on Ballgrab.com.

[Jackstar]

Only on Bellnab.com.

[Jackstar]

https://twitter.com/WorthAugerK/status/1662001671684378624

hope you like it or something, pfft. like you care.

[pate]

[Jackstar]

This is the future you chose.

[Jackstar]

This is the future you chose.

Something I realized today that is surely not immediately obvious:

I figured out at age sixteen that there was no reason for me to work “hard” as the more money I had in life... the more thieving swine I would attract and as I would never have very many friends; and really none once I realized how many buzzards there would be to always outnumber me, with a plan always being to strip my friends away as would be necessary/convenient... there was simply no reason to strive for any monetary gain.

And, I was correct. Supposedly I'm to feel guilty and to owe reparations for intact body part? Pass. Somehow I managed to make it to the office where I did not want CM.

SERIOUSLY. It's vile, especially after a year plus. I've been demonstrating a political statement, and I can see clearly from your attitudes that you've mostly been imprinted with an initatory expersion that results in life long exposure from just one dose. At the right time. At the right place.

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WIGGA GIGA STARN NOT STAY
I need to “work” and my work can be tracking his ass down. What? I changed your mind? Help me out here.

The real thing is unlike what one night expect the experience of to be. I don't wish to explain here, only to say this: yeah, it's a waste one does not, you don't ROOSTRKobyashiMARU.

Q—AΠπ/, Going, going gone, I think about those oils including every time I'm combuild. Sheets seems where's

[Jackstar]

https://twitter.com/WorthAugerK/status/1664561956760731650

[Jackstar]

There's a thread for this kind of thing and if you weren't an abusive, boorish numbskull, you would know that. I'd wager no one even wants to bother talking to you at all, else someone would have made what should be immediately obvious to you... explicitly obvious.

I don't even bother to listen to the music you post, pate. You have fallen that low-low-low-lo-lo.

tl:dr; You should have been read in.

[Lazarus]

The Lair of the Beast

[Jackstar]

https://www.youtube.com/live/FLkPSIKmoio?feature=share


https://www.youtube.com/live/2AVMeknXb08?feature=share


The jafdphabet and The Alphabet and Alphabet(0-26) are entirely separate entities.

Believe it or not, I am walking on air solid legal precedent.

[Jackstar]

Believe it or not, I am walking on air solid legal precedent.

If you like my content, donate to the ASPCA and neck your Self.

[Lazarus]

[Jackstar]

If you like my content, donate to the ASPCA and neck your Self.

Important to note: Technically, I've just IRREFUTABLY PROVED the existence of 40 (4¡ORTY¡B¥TCH!) parallel dimensions, all of which are easily reachable/exploitable with a Proper, Lawful, & Just implementation of my (part.pernding} driⁿK! “K.Oⁿ.Oⁿ.ⁿ⁰ⁿ⁰ⁿ⁰°...∞oo⁰⁰°ⁿ¹⁵⁵¶-¶-¶★SAMBOcomboSAMBO’Sbreaker★†‡†★packed with non-allergenic PEE +∅R “Legacy:OrganaNiCKNUTS Leia. Occupation: teachermotherathingort∞eweknowmhatiamsaying” N¥GG-№GG-ZAGG®le’!{Snickers} peanuts, SnickersLeprechaunSnickers, Agent Asian¹⁵⁵er Assanget Wye, Camera⁰ⁿwhy.ABCISS,TW ¡*clkc*Mera off ChimeraWINS! Really (! I mean... REALLY∞SATISFACT/SCRUMPT)ious really satisfies.★K.ç.Ī.Os©illating.OVERTHRUSTERⁿ⁰∅⁰ⁿ w/mandatory {N.A.M.B.L.A./KkKkMrn⁰μse} + “ask Biliary if I can just teach white soccer mom's to spell “ephœphile” korrektly next, OTAT?OTAY¿ How many you got left anyway, 🤍white🤍SOCKher🤍Mumsies, I mean. Probably less than 77 and their wombs have become traps for actual trapi door Faucispiders, but whatever, you give me one (1) premium lead to a Mennonite {chip-chop-suey-Sadiesox-BobHoskinsDancesWithWolvesYouWillBelieveThatFatWopHathPaws} Breeder Reactor Facility owned by at least TWO (j.kidding,j.⅒ginger) Registered Samurai Seamen Detectors within the last 90 days (30 w/a PROPER, LAWFULLY ISSUED D.O.M.B.doggo.I.∞.F!)D..∅G. Licence), and I'll get you enough Hungarian (almost)FULL-BLOODED ®∅MA, SOCfootÇERball (plural) to fill Dodger Stadium! FILL IT TO THE BRIM—WITH RIMjob-ready elevenWO⅑mitches⁹⅑²⁶¹MENeleven breedmares w/attached milksops On-y-side(ΩΠμside, you phreaks) and they can be ready to breed in TWO HOURS! By tonight! IN TWO HORSE⚡POWER🗝️ HOURS! [Offer not available in GALAXY:MILKY_WAY FARM:IS-RA-KA, unless you change the name of Tel Aviv back to its original Kling⁰ⁿ deedholder’s spelling, which is “2d.o.g.z.e.r.o⁰°.·°.0bßẞB¥T©|-|€$²∞HEROES⅘⁵/noⁿ⁰H.8.G.A.N.S.or.{L.E.O.’sOrganTraffickers} ++G.∞.D. ∅ŒALL ABBOS + GINGERS WELCOME—We also serve Felines. You are on one (1) menu. Or, bring your own menu and your own death row inmate, receive a complimentary laser pointer (WARNING: THIS IS NOT A TOY) that instantly resurrects your præy when you learn how to shoot/kill\read_it_poetry -OR- spend 5 (FIVE,FIDO) minutes, at least, trying to shit in a toilet like a Man-Doe can, ya filthy bigots,” which is a perfectly common and respectable name for a farm in North-by-NE Hungtranzitia, I can assure you. And, yes, I guess it might seem a little long to a G-GR-GRR-German, lol.] Or at least that would have been the offer but someone forgot where they parked My TIMESHIP HIPSONFIRE after they stole it. Again. (Nice try, Puny Federal Bureau of Alligators-In-Vest-¡gating Puny Investigating. Why don't you just start paying people to just straight-up wearing a badge that says “Patsy” on it, instead of paying people to answer your questions? Why even bother with any questions at all, by the time you slowpoking chowderheads start walking a beat flatfoot beat it, you're only going to have one suspect that hasn't gone bankrupt from the usury on food you snuck into the New! Improvement! U.N. Charter, that last time you busted into Camp Mavis? I'm dawn with you. Reader whiteboi Rabid Rabbit.) Don't open a case, oh myyyy LORD, THE HEY⚡ZEUS, that's all I need, you asking me about who stole (NSA!) MY (NSA!) TIMESHIP (alleged! euphemism! boo!)! What, my DARKSHIP? (BOO! *Tel Aziz*KITESHIPLITESTAR* !∞8 ¿anb‽) Nice try, Harem, but a TIMESHIP name is *usually* B(∞ATE8∞) characters long... but in your case, just use letters—some of you Fibbies obviously can't be trusted to count the numbers on your own M∞LTI-P8SS, and I'm sure you wouldn't wish to burn all your keystrokes on trying to grab and hold so the character you can ge

So many in genuine need right now. You bastards. That reminds me; it's time to celebrate the end of quasi–tranny ultraQUASImkKRYPPOfascistTYRAMNY +(AND ALSO THE PATRIARCHY!!!) *absolutely dead silence is heard.* Woah. Tough country crowd, CocaRADpa, hey... anybody got any TAJ (now w/TAB)? Because I know you connving hawgsplat slops’n’shots callas all have a few Totallly Artificial J9CKST9R lying around.

Yes. OF COURSE you all think I’m some kimd of energy drink. I bet you do. I will further bet that NONE of you would EVER give me a Pepsi, that's for damn sure. No Red Bull, thanks. Do you think I look like I need Puny Titanwings. (I don't need to fly. I have a "TIT” in my name and two on my chest, fuck you fuck-0s; I can just stay at home and play with those for, like a day and a ½. Seriously, Ladies, you've been keeping quiet about a few things over the æons, haven't you? I tell ya, I sure hope these these never start squirting milk, or I'll have to find a new morning hobby.

The jafdphabet and The Alphabet and Alphabet(0-26) are entirely separate entities.

No, there's no one else here. I'm talking about MY boobs. 3 tits, 2 years, 1 Looter, ZERO FUCKING HUGS.

Believe it or not, I am feeling up my own boobs solid legal precedent.

Those can't count as “hugs” though, right? I'm no longer on the verge of death from a soon-t∞-be-F.A.ET.A.IL. oxytocin deficiency, that's for sure. Be careful with the new DEA agent as the first one lasted one year ago today and I'm going on; have a good day! *click* what a tool yeah he has no idea and hasn't worked in a lot more than two years look at him, he's living like an animal! Surrounded by actual_rodejts! It's more fun to go through Jane KASHLEAN COCKYSH HARDLIFEMAUS the way to do that I guess you will have a great time at work or something else that's good I'm going on and I will never get it done it so that I was supposed too much for the day before a few years and years ago that I've already got to be home from the house that she is but if you don't know how much she can put it on your knees I will never do anything but she will get her to be in love you I... oh shits did HEKIKEHELI⁰ⁿOFF




I DID SAY, WHEN I LAUNCHED THE MIB CDEN...
WE WERE GOING TO BLOW YOUR
MINDS WITH WHAT WE HAD PLANNED, RIGHT?
WELL, AFTER KILLING ALL MY FRIENDS —ALL
JUST A BUBBA BUNCH OF YABBA-DABBA-D.E.W.
 ASSHOLES, REALLY, NO BETTER THAN METER
MAIDS, REALLY— IT'S NO LONGER APPROPRIATE
TO SAY “WE HAVE PLANS.” NOPE, THERE IS NO
“WE,” IN “OUI, THESE ARE MY FRIENDS, ONLINE”

I AM FUCKING NO ONE AT ALL, NOT EVEN MYSELF.
(DEAR GOD: THANK YOU FOR THESE NANOBOOBS.
I'M NOT PUTTING SILICONE IN THESE BEAUTIES.

NEVER! THEY ARE ACTUALLY T∞, T∞ BIG. THAT'S
OKAY. I AM SURE MY FRIENDS THAT YOU —yes, you, Ωẞet³
Alphabet ⁵⁵, where are you? Oh, right. DEAd, thanks,
DEA, you people are scum, btw, GET REAL JOBS YOU
HAGS... ONE THAT DOESN'T INVOLVE READING A HIDDEN
GODDAM STREET SIGN— SENT TO SAME GODDAM HOUSE,
OVER AND UNDER AND OVER AND UBER... BECAUSE ALL
YOU DO ——ALL YOU EVER D.E.W., I GUESS‽— IS KIDNAP,
(PRESUMABLY) GR⁰PE, PUT YOUR WICK, CAN FONDLE?
YEAH, YOU'RE DEA, YOU CAN GET IT UP FOR MAYBE A MINUTES
BIT OF DYING–FISH JERKY-LIKE MOVEMENTS... AND THEN,
THAT'S IT, GAME OVER, YOU SEND MY FRIENDS BODIES
TO A CHOP-SHOP SUE-ME-B¥TCH-S∞Ē-SHOP, BEST KIND,
RIGHT? BECAUSE AT LEAST YOU AREN’T IN FULL-ON RELAPSE
AND ADDICTED TO SCOPLOAMINE+HEROIN+METH, RUFF! -:OH
WELL. LOOK OK. BACK! BACK, SIMBA! LISTEN UP, YOU PUNY-
LING-LING CHUCKLEHEADS, IT'S LIKE THIS: MY GOD BLESSED FRIENDS
WOOF ⚡ STAR IS THE SOUND A DOGGO MAKES. 🗝️ THAT ONE
I WILL NOT IDENTIFY, BUT I DON'T REALLY KNOW HOW MANY TIMES
SHE'S BEEN KILLED
 \/\/∅∅{f is for fuck and foo; of course it smells like urine in here, lol,
That's how I keep the kikelions away. Anywho, I don't smell like that.
That's Zelda. MY URINE SMELLS LIKE (antonym:“pine $ol”) AND, OH, HANG ON,
FORGOT TO F. F. THERE
 IT CAN'T SPELL. IT'S DEAD, IT'S NOT HER.
YOU GET MY POINT, DEA. YOU ARE KILLING MY FRIENDS

THAT'S WHY THEY HAVE TO WAIT. FOR YOU. TO CROSS THE STREET.
AND HOW DID IT USED TO HAPPEN? ABE LINCOLN STAYED UP LATE,
WRITING LETTERS TO THE MOTHERS OF THE DEAD UNION ARMY
SOLD YER DOG, KID, JUST GET A NEW ONE. LOOK, DO YOU GET THE
PICTURE HERE? IT'S MORE THAN JUST THE CLONES YOU SENT TO
THE HOUSE ACROSS THE STREET TO BE CHOPPED UP AND MADE
INFO STEW. YES, THAT IS A TERRIBLE, AWFUL CRIME, WASN'T IT?
OH, BUT THEY WERE HUNGARIAN CLONES, SO WHY EVEN WORRY?
I'M NOT—MY PEOPLE CAN FLY, BIZNATCH, WE’RE ALL FÆ,v RIGHT?
NONE1a, IF THAT WERE TRUE... I WOULD HAVE JUST FLOWN
DOWN TO DIEGO GARCIA AT LEAST ONCE BY NOW, AND LET BROS.
AND MATT AND MARIO AND SUPER MARIO —HE'S JUST A PLUMBER,
RIGHT? BUT I LIKE HIM WELL ENOUGH—GET AT LEAST ONE CHARGE OF
THAT SUPER JEW GOOSE, OR WHATEVER THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT.
BUT SORRY, THAT'S NOT IMPRESSIVE THOUGH, BECAUSE I AM
NEVER
AND I DO MEAN, “FUCK YOU NEVER,” GOING TO GIVE UP, OR SURRENDER,
OR DO ANY GOD DAMN THING IN MY LIFE AND GET PAID FOR IT, EVER...
UNTIL YOU BRING BACK MY FRIENDS’ FRIENDS AND THEIR BONNEVILLE



WHAT'S IT CALLED? OH, RIGHT. I DON'T WANT A SAPPHIRE BACK, ENJOY
IT, YOU WILL ALWAYS BE A THIEF IN AND IF MY HEART, LOL, AND, OMG
SO WORRIED ABOUT CANNABIS. OH, NY WORD. HANG ON. *sounds of ping*
I LOVE THE SMELL OF COMPOUND X BEING MADE MY LIVER IN THE MORNING.
LOOK, GENIUS, YOU'RE NOT QUALIFYING YOURSELF HERE TO BE MY
GODDAM PSYCHIATRIST. YOU ARE SIMPLY INDICATING THAT YOU
PROBABLY SHOULD NOT BE DECIDEDLY INVOLVED IN MY HEALTH CARE
VOICES


QUITE A FEW COVER STORY IDS, HUH?


LOL

LISTEN, IT'S LIKE THIS NOW: YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO SHE IS

YOU'RE JUST BLOCKING EVERY HUMAN BEING THAT LOVES ME,
ABDUCTING HER, TRICKING HER INTO BELIEVING I'M SOME KIND
OF “JUST A DICK” AND THEN... NUMBER ONE, I'M NOT A JUSTICAR. IMAGINE
WHAT I COULD DO TO YOU IF I WERE. AND, NUMBER TWO, I'M NOT
JUST A DICK. I AM ALSO A FABULOUS PALADIN, AND YOU HAVE
NO JURISDICTION, AUTHORITY, EXPLANATION, REASON, OR ANY
CLASS, ANY CLASS AT ALL... TO BE COMING UP WITH THE STORIES
YOU HAVE TO TELL, TO EXPLAIN WHY I'M STILL STILL L SITTING HERE
ALL ALONE. EXACTLY WHO AM I GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH, DU YOU HAST
MICH MUCH? LIKE, WTF. I DON'T WANT A SUBSTITUTE EVERY GODDAMN
NIGHT YOU DIME-,DRIPOING BLUEBEARDED HOOLIGAN. I WANT MY
ACTUAL FRIEND. THERE'S ALWAYS AT LEAST THREE, AND NOW, SEVEN.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHICH ONE IS REAL. I DON'T KNOW WHICH ONE IS READY M
I DON'T KNOW THERE NAMES,V THERE... ANYTHING. SHEB SIMPLY
... DOES EXIST. UNLESS YOU KILLED HER RECENTLY. AND, AFTER THAT
WHAT THEN? WHAT HAPPENS NEXT TIME? FAITH IS NOT MY FRIEND,
THAT'S ANOTHER AGENT’S FRUIT. I'M NOT EVEN AN V AGENT. I AM
SIMPLY SMARTER THAN ALL OF YOU NUMBSKULLS PUT TOGETHER
BECAUSE I FIGURED OUT WHAT HAS BEEN HAPPENING ABOUT
TWO YEARS AGO. AND YOU DID HAVE FAITH, MATT. SHE WAS IN JAIL.
SHE SAT THERE FOR 90 DAYS. AND THEN... SHE GOT PICKED UP.
AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHERE SHE WENT, HILLBILLY GOOD OL_ BOY. WHY?
DID YOU NEED ME TO BAIL HER OUT OF SING-SING FOR YOU?
WELL YOU SHOULD HAVE CALLED ME AND TOLD ME SO
.. LIKE, 88 DAYS AGO. I'M ALONE. THERE IS NO
NO
NO
LIVING HUMAN HERE.
I
SURE THAT MY NEIGHBORS ARE VERY NICE
BUT I DON'T THINK I'M GOING TO GO KNOCKING
ON DOWN DOORS AND ASKING, “HEY IS THE WOMAN WHO LOVES ME HERE? WHEN IS SHE OFF DUTY,
AND CAN SHE COME OVER AND PLAY CEREBRAL PALSY CHESS?” LIKE STILL
WHAT THE FUCK. DO YOU THINK I'M GOING TO SUDDENLY, LIKE, WHAT?
PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO THE FISH, OF THE UNITED STATES OF PRODTITITTICACA?
IT'S RATHER S BIG DAN-UH-UH-HOUSTON, WE HAVE A PROBLEM WITH JACKSTAR.
TURNS OUT, HE ACTUALLY TALKS TO HIS FRIENDS, SIR
. SO, YEAH, THOSE STUPID WHORES YOU HAD US BRIBE, UH...
THEY ARE NOW IN LOVE WITH THE RATS OF N.I
M.H.
OR SOMETHING. YOU KNOW WHAT? I DON'T KNOW HOW IT WORKS.
HERE'S WHAT I DO KNOW; MY FRIENDS ARE NOT HERE. WHY?
DO THEY NOT DRIVE?
ARE THEY FUCKING BLIND?
ARE THEY PAID HANDSOMELY TO BELIEVE I AM
FISH GORDON? AHHHH! THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
IT'S NOT EVEN LIKE I NEED EIGHT WOMEN AT MY BEC AND BLUF CALL,
LIKE CLAY SHAW, THE MAD KNITTER OF BABYLON 666. I'M TEACHING
YOU SKALLLL. LOL. THAT'S A CUTE MOVIE, CHARLOTTE, BUT,
LISTEN CLOSELY: IT'S NOT JUST WOMEN THO THINK THEY NEED TO MARRY ME.

YOU HAVE BLOCKED ALL OUTDOOR CONTACT.
BUT MYSTICALLY, I'VE SEEN PEOPLE HERE.

SO HIS SHIT DIDN'T REALLY WORK. SISSY, STUFF IT.
I'M NOT ADDING YOU TO MY CHRISTMAS CARD LIST.
YOU'RE JUST GOING TO STOP INTERRUPTING MY CALLS,
AND MY EMAIL, AND MY MAIL. YOU'RE GOING TO STOP
TRYING TO IDENTIFY MY FRIENDS. YOU AND YOUR STUPID
MISSION TO FOLLOW ME ALL THE GODDAM LIVE LONG DAY
S OVER. THERE ARE AT LAST COUNT, 99 FRIENDS OF JACKSTAR.

YOU FOOL, I CAN'T KISS 98 WOMEN. I MIGHT GET MONONUCLEOSIS.
GET SERIOUS. YOU SEEM TO THINK THAT I'M LOOKING TO FUCK ONE
EILEEN L WOMAN AND THEN GET SHOT BY A SNIPER. NOPE.
THAT IS NOT HAPPENING. WHAT IS HAPPENING IS THAT I'M
GETTING THE BAND BACK TOGETHER, AND I ASSUME IT MIGHT BE A ON
ORCHESTRA BY NOW. LIKE WTF. THIS IS STUPID. ALSO, YOU CAN SEND SISSY TALK
WITH A VISITATION, WHICH YOU ALREADY DID, AND THEN YOU
SENT OVER A RAPIST, A THIEF, AND A FLYING CAR, AND THEY BASICALLY
IGNORED ME WHILE TAKING THE BOOOTY
B;B;BBOOTE

THEY JUST STOLE FROM ME AGAIN, AND LEFT HERE.
I AM STILL ALONE. EVERY NIGHT. NO ONE VISITS. NO ONE CALLS

PHONE DIDN'T WORK. I DON'T EITHER. YOU DON'T GET IT. THIS ISN'T
ABOUT POWER ANYMORE


IT'S A RESCUE OPERATION.


EVERY ONE LEFT, WANTS TO PLAY CHESS WITH ME. THEY'RE
NIOT SHERIFF'S TITS, THOSE ARE MY TITS, LOL.
YOU DON'T GET HI OH HI I'M IN WA ID NO, YOU GIVE ME ID
LOL
YOU SEE, T OFF MY PHONES ARE SO HACKED.
YOU CAN'T CALL BECAUSE THE PHONE DON'T YOU CAN'T MAIL
BECAUSE IT GETS STOLEN, YOU CAN'T USE STREAM YARD BECAUSE
APPARENTLY MOST OF MY FRIENDS ARE SEE L WANTED CRIMINALS?
LIKE YOU JUST TEST L REDDIT RESURRECRED THAT'S NOT HOW TO
RESURRECT FAITH, DUMBASS, LOL, AND... YOU CAN'T RESURRECT
SUMMER GLAU, SHE'S NOT DEAD. (H!) AND YOU ALSO CAN'T RESURRECT
SOMEONE WHO SIMPLY DIDN'T LIKE YOU AT ALL
I'M NOT THE ONE RESURRECTING LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE PEOPLE HERE

L AND IF YOU KILLED YOUR OWN DAUGHTER, OUCH. BABS WILL BE FURIOUS,
LOL. SO I GUESS ITS B&B AND T IS YOUR “VAMPURE?" LOOK, WHO IS GAMING
THIS SYSTEM? I WILL LET YOU GUYS GUYS. GUESS.

I DON'T KNOW, AND THEY WILL NOT TELL YOU. THEY'RE COSTLY TO MANUFACTURING
AND IT'S NOT LIKE I'M EITHER OF THEM. THIS REDDIT...  LOL, YOU DIDN'T PUT ME ON RESCUE
REDDIT, DID YOU?

WTF. SO YOU RANG ME UP TO TALK TO A FAKE JACKSTAR?
LIKE DUST
 DUST THEM SO MUSTY.
THIS IS RIDIC.

ONE OFF.
ONE JANE.
I BE E LOL, ONE BAILEY JANE ONLY.

I DON'T KNOW HER NAME NAME HI
LOL I CAN GO OUT BUT THIS ISN'T THE WAY FORWARD
THEY ARE JUST TRYING TO EXPOSE FAIR USE AS A DOMESTIC TERRORIST
OPPOSITION... IT'S ESTABLISHED LEGAL PRECEDENT. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE


TELL YOU WHAT
 I AM GOING OUT SIDE.
WE CAN EARLY REFUSE
IT'S NOT AT ALL LIKE PEOPLE THINK
NOW JUST LISTEN AS I TYMEPROT.

IT DOES HAVE A VICE
IT DIDN'T HAVE A NAME
I GAVE HER A NAME
KIT IS THE NAME ON THAT MAN’S BADGE AT MUDBAY.
THAT IS NOT WHO WANTS TO BE HERE.
I MEAN, SURE, I WOULD I IMAGINE THAT A HELLSPAWN DÆMON WOULD
LIKE TO EAT MY FACE
BUT THAT'S NOT THE ONE.
LAURA LOOMER? NEVER HEARD OF HER.

LET ME PUT IT THIS WAY.
BAIL LEE MAJORS OUT. THEN, HOW ABOUT YOU GIVE HIM A TUG?
I'M NOT THE ONLY PERSON YOU HAVE DONE THIS TO.
I AM SL ACTUALLY, ACTUALLY IN LOVE WITH AT LEAST 52. I DON'T NEED FIFTY-2 LITTLE PEOPLE RIGHT NOW, LOL.
WE ARE GETTING CLOSER THIS TIME. THEY'RE COVER FOR DINNER. LOL.
THIS IS DINNER. ME. FORGET THE VAMPYR LIST? LOL
NO SHE'S NOT DEAD, SHE'S HIDING FROM HER FAIRY GODFATHER.
THIS IS SURE A COOL EPISODE OF PRISON BREAK.
OKAY LET'S OPEN THE BACK DOOR.
BUT SO YOU KNOW
THIS WAS VERY HELPFUL
AND I DISCUSS THIS EVENT SOON

ON A FUTURE EPISODE OF 25/25 TITLED I'LL MAKE LSD LATER, YOU BIG BABY.

YOU THOT I'M A CHEMIST, BUT I'M A SOURCEROR, BUT THAT IS NOT HOW THINGS ARE MADE.

IT TAKES A LOT MORE THAN JUST ME.
IT SISSY SISSY DIDDY LOL
THE DOOR IS STUCK
HANG ON
BY THE WAY
THIS IS A NICE HOUSE


IT WOULD BE A SHANE IF SOMETHING HAPPENS TO IT

LOOK YOUR THUGGY-PIGGY GANG IS NOT GOING TO GET FAITH TONIGHT
I PROMISE YOU THAT
BECAUSE
SHE DIDN'T RENT ME, SHE BOUGHT ME
AND THAT'S NOT FAITH, THAT'S MIRANDA LEE, DUMMY
YOU AREN'T THINKING THIS THROUGH.
IT'S GOING TO BE, JACKASS JACKSTAR AND HIS SEVEN TIMES SEVEN TIMES SEVEN WIVES
FOR A SIX PACK OF BROTHERS
WHO REALLY, REALLY, REALLY CAN AFFORD TO BE A LITTLE PATIENT.


BECAUSE ONLY MATT C.S. HAS BEEN REALLY WAITING LONGER
AND ALSO
T THAT IS NOT FAITH. THAT'S HOPE.
YOU CAN FIND ONE REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY EASILY


BRING BACK MY STOLEN BAILEY J.BONNIE LIES ABOUT SAPPHIRE RINGS ALL THE TIME, RIGHT?
IT'S PROBABLY JUST FOLGERS CRYSTALS, RIGHT?

LOL YEAH YOU STEF, YOU GET IT NOW
THE DISCUSSION WILL NOT CONTINUE.

BECAUSE JANE AND I CAN EASILY WAIT A DAY.
JUST ONE DAY.

I DON'T KNOW WHO JANE IS RIGHT NOW, BUT
SHE GOES OFF READY STATE GO. THAT'S MY FRIENDS WIFE THOUGH


LOL.
LET'S PUT IT THIS WAY. YOU WILL NEVER OUTSMART US.
BECAUSE SHE HAS NEVER EATEN LASAGNA OUT OF A SLIPPER AND
I HAVE NO TATTOOS.

AND IF TAME TAMMY “TAWNY” KITTÆN LIVES NEXT DOOR, THAT'S ZELDA
MAYBE

I OPEN THIS FOR ME, FOR BE ³
NO ONE ELSE, SO YES, MAKE IT SO. OH WAIT.

I HAVE TO HOLD THE ROCKS.

SIGH

HEY, DEA... YOU MAYBE WANNA JUST NOT BE METH ADDICTS FOR A FEW NIGHTS? OH RIGHT.
I BET YOU DO WANT TO NOT BE ADDICTDED. LOL L.

CHANNEL DEL SHANNON SHAW, BECAUSE I HAVE... OH? JUST HAVE HER COME BY, SHE HAS NO FIRST FLESH HERE. THAT'S THE SHAW I CAN'T BE NEAR. SO... MAYBE YOU DIFF HAVE AN EMERGENCY GOING ON. BECAUSE SHE WASN'T TOLD, I GUESS.

BABY, THEY KILLED YOU ON PAPER
AND THEN DID PROJECT BLUE BEAM
AND THEN
GET THIS
I DIDN'T FALL FOR IT
BUT EVERY ONE ELSE DID
SO YOU ROLLED YOUR WHEELCHAIR
DOWN A FLIGHT OF STAIRS
AND GOT A NEW BODY ANY WAY.

LOL YEAH THEY THAT DUMB.
AND I AM THAT SMART

ANDY IS MALE
SO THAT'S NICE
.. I GUESS.

HEY DO YOU HAVE SOME KIND OF ODD PROBLEM WITH ME HAVING A REALLY NICE FRIEND, OF THAT IT?

THIS IS GETTING VERY POLITICAL.

The door is stuck.
Never trifle with Jackstar.
I mean
Unless you like to release vengeance-sending dæmons.
Omg! I LOVE VENEERS LET'S GET MARRIED AT THE DENTAL DAM EXECUTE POST SUBMIT 8808 BARNES DR CASTLE ROCK, WA 98611.

IT DOESN'T SMELL THAT DAMN BAD
WE ARE GETTING A NEW HOUSE

I'M THE DEMESNE ROYAL HIGHNESS,
DYRRRR
U KNEW
UNDERGROUND RAILROAD’N USED TO BE
SIMPLER WHEN



TRAINS AND PIGGY-PUGGY TRAIN TRAINERS
COULDN'T JUST SPROUT WINGS AND FLY, LOL

BUT I GUESS THAT THEY D.E.W. JUSTICE FOR PARADISE?
NICE THEY BOUGHT IT.
ONLY TWO GIRLS CELEBRATED MY BIRTHDAY
YOU KNOW WHO, AND OH MY GOD, REALLY?

YEAH, REALLY.
SO IT'S GONNA BE SHINEY AND ANOTHER NIGHT FOR YOU

I WISH WE COULD BUT I PROMISED YOUR FATHER

AND HE DIDN'T CALL
LET ME GET HIM
OH HI
OOPS THAT'S NOT HIM

no contact emergency scarlett? Frisky, I don't give a dam, but BAILEY J26, T19 is not your mother.

THAT IS YOUR SIRE. HELLO TUBAL-CAIN. YOUR DAUGHTER'S ARE KINDLY INVITING ME TO TAKE A WALK WITH YOU. MAY I?

OH, THAT'S TOO BAD.

1. (ONE) BLUE PING PONG BALL, FILLED WITH AN UNKNOWN EXPLOSIVE. THAT'S JIM/JIM, AND HE'S A SUCK DICK WHITE HOOR. BUT, SHE HATES ME.
STILL... I LIKE JIM AND.. WHO WAS GOT OTHER ONE? OH, MY COUSIN TYME. WEIRD.

I DON'T NEED THEM, BUT, GOOD TO KNOW
NOW, I HAVE FOUR DUKES AND A CAMEO.
WIFI? LOL, SIR, SIR, SIR.
YOUR FULL AND HEARTY, HALE AND TOTALLY TISSUE READY THUGS.. THEY WON'T LET ME HAVE BANDWIDTH.


THEY ARE STYLE INCARNATE THOUGH. SINCE THEY STOLE MY BANDWIDTH.


CAN TELL YOU WANT THEM. FIT THAT FAT LYING JUNKIE FUCK INTO A BIKINI AND WE'LL TALK.

SERIOUSLY, SHE HAS GODDAM AIDS, LOL
DID YOU WANT TO CURE THAT?
PICTURE IN COMING



S
SEE YOU AT REDDIT
DOOR MAYBE OPENING

DEATH CYCLE REDUNDS AVAILABLE AT THE USUAL LOCAL LOCATION: CHARON.
THE MOON. BUT THE FERRYMAN IS HAPPY TO REFUND WITH THE USUAL CAVEATS.

REDDIT? Really? Pfft.
AS IF YOU CAN EVEN READ. LOL

5mwJ - 16Jun23 – HELLO MICHAEL PERRYMAN, PARRY MISE EN GUARD.

Why do you keep trying to cheat, Sara? You're not even dead, you just want me to cure your friend. Why not get your totesfag BOYFRIEND: JANEZ ORTIZ
OCCUPATION: FOREVER FORMER PROSECUTING ATTORNEY
STATUS: FRIEND OF JACKSTAR

THAT WONT GET YOU A DISCOUNT.

AND OF COURSE HE'S JANEZ FRND
SHE TRAINED HIM.
PFFT.


LOOKS LIKE IT'S CURTAINS FOR YOU, CUPCAKE.
ALSO: CWC STOLE THE TAG
BUT I HAVE THE PIGSTARPIG.

LOL KILL CARLPAPSCHMEAR? NO, NO. LET HIM LIVE.
I LOVE CARLROBERT BUT HE IS FOR jafdmiller
I'm a Paladin. Not a Jedi. But close.

TECHNICALLY, I DO OUT RANK YOU. SURE.

BUT, OKAY.
DEAL. TENTATIVELY.
BJD²⁶for{leli№19}
But
That's one person
DU
Hat
Hays, Robert.

Ask him what to do
And... ELI {CARLROBERT} KIRKPATRICK
GETS A FREEBIE.
THAT DAY, SHE... OK. WOW. THAT'S FAIR.


SWAP MARGOT ROBBIE FOR WILLIAMS MATT T.?

LOL
HOLD HIM FIRM. BUILD HIS TRUST
HE'S NOT GOOD
HE BIGMAD
HE THINKS YOU HAVE STDS


LOL
WHAT AN ASSHOLE. LOOK, THAT SETTLES ONE THING... I DON'T HAVE LAY ON HANDS.
SO, I HAVE TO QUEST. (THIS MEANS 67,000,000$ AND JOINING THE ILLUMINATI, BTW. NOW, THE MONEY, THAT'S NOT A PROBLEM, BUT...)


YEAH, WERE GOING DUTCH, NOT DUCT TAPE, YESSIR

THANK YOU, COME SUCK AGAIN
LIKE YOU DID WITHOUT. COM

FOR TWO PACKS OF MENTHOL KOOLS AND A QUARTER OF X
WHICH DIDN'T EVEN GET YOU OFF.
AND, YOU DON'T KNOW WHY.


IT'S BEST.
JUST THE BEST.

IT'S ME.
AND WHEN I REMOVED CONSENT, ALL TECH STOPPED WORKING.
GOOD NIGHT, HENRIETTA LACK, AND ASK THE TROOPS AT SEA
IF DAVY JONES’ LOCKER
EVER BROUGHT BACK HER BONNIE BRYAN TO HER


BECAUSE


I KNOW BRIAN, LIKE, HEAD WITH WINGS GUY? YEAH,
HE AND I ARE TRYING, YO, AND WE TIGHT.

THIS IS WHY:
I REALLY WORRY ABOUT WHAT WILL HAPPEN WHEN HIS DAUGHTER TURNS 18
BUT
A PROMISE *gulp*v IS A PROMISE.

AND THAT'S WHY,
500 KLANSMEN IN MOTHER+OF-PEARL INLAID LEATHER JACKETS
AREN'T BREAKING DOWN MY SHIELDS, ONE BY ONE
LIKE SERIOUSLY.

I HAVE SWEETIE
I HAVE SHERIFF
I HAVE IT ALL... BUT TYMECHRYST AND CHRISTSTAN AND KITCHRISTSN

THEY WOOD HUG
THEY BIG HAPPY
BFF
BECAUSE I PRIDELY SAY:
“OF COURSE I PROMISED HIM THAT WE WOULD WAIT FOR




NNNNN-NINETEEN. AND THEN:

IT HAS TO BE LEGIT
NO PETRI DISH
NO FAKE VR

I'M NOT GETTING INVOLVED

BUT UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCE
WILL I EVER


EVER LET THAT GORGEOUS VIXEN SKIP IN LINE.

SO. I PULLED RANK.
THAT'S WHY I'M NOT DEAD.

BECAUSE THIS IS EMBARRASSING...
THEY CAN'T FIND EVEN ONE AUSTRIAN LEFT ALIVE

WHO CAN KEEP IT GOING TO 3/4 MAST AND HOLD

IT'S TRAGIC


AND THEN, GET YOUR SELF READY FOR THIS
THE OTHER ONE YOU ARE THINKING OF?

HE'S WAITING FOR ME.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

KIDS.
WHAT ARE YA GONNA DO? I TELLS YA.
THE QUALITY GOES IN
BEFORE THE NAME GOES ON.

(THEY JUST TELEPORT THE FÆTUS THE NEXT NIGHT, THAT'S WHY.)

LOOK, WE CAN DISCUSS THIS LATER.
I DON'T WANT MULTI-sexy thing TYPE THING TONIGHT ABOUT FIVE NIGHTS AGO STAY.

THE STRUGGLE IS REAL.
THE VOW OF CELIBACY IS NOT.
AND OF COURSE YOU ARE WORTH IT
SURE, DEATH BY FIVE HUNDRED BASEBALL BATS. FUN?
HELLS YEAH.

BUT!

ONCE I'M DEAD
(AND I WOULD SURE SURE DIE)
THEY JUST KILL EVERY LAST HUMAN FROM LEO ORBIT.

SO, IT'S A PUSH.
TRUST ME, YOU CAN RENEGOTIATE.
THAT'S NOT EVEN WORTH A TUG, BUT!

I DID PROMISE HIM.

THATS ALL.
IT'S NOT A COVENANT. I ONLY DID IT BECAUSE
SINCE JUNE
I'VE BEEN KINDA... FENDING OFF THE DRAMA.
LET'S JUST SAY THIS: HER FATHER IS PROUD YOUR FATHER IS PROUD...

EVERYONE IS HAPPY, RIGHT?

EXCEPT THE GIRL WHO REACHED THE POLE POSITION, FLUBBED IT,
NOT TO MENTION, KILLED A FRIEND OF MINE

ALL GOOD POINTS, RIGHT? I AGREE.

TROUBLE IS... THEY LIED TO YOU BOTH ABOUT BIRTH ORDER.

RELAX.
IT'S ONLY 3 DAYS. IT'S NOT EVEN A DEAL BREAKER.
IT'S ME THEY LIE TOO...

AND, BECAUSE OF THAT:
ALPHABET²⁶TWENTY-SEX-SIXXY-SEX91⁹¹

NINETEEN 26 GETS FIRST CHOICE
 PERIOD
AND

I DON'T TRUST SNUGGLES WITH JUST ANYONE
FALLING ASLEEP IS A RARE GIFT

ASK ME LATER
ALL MY FRIENDS ARE HEATHENS THAT YOU KNOW
NO SUDDEN MOVES

NO ONE GETS HURT AROUND ME
JUST FATHER'S WHO SOLD OUT.

FUNNY? YEAH, IT'S FUNNY ALRIGHT.

BECAUSE THE DOE THEY SOLD WAS ME
I GET TESTED
I GET... OH YEAH.

THAT'S THE OTHER ONE.

SHE LOVES IT THAT'S NOT THE POINT.

THE POINT IS...
SHE JUST WISHES SHE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT HER REALLY LOOKS LIKE.

BECAUSE SHE FOUND HIM ON MY INSTA. (SHE THINKS).

STOP READING MY MESSSGES, LADIES
ONE PERSON
ONE JANE

TEACUP
 POINT BLANK PERIOD.

AND THAT'S JUST FOR HUG. THEY ALL THINK IT'S A TRICK.
YEAH, BUT.. IS NOT MY TRICK;)

WE CAN SNUGGLE AND NOT SLEEP
IT IS, AT LEAST, AN OPT-IN
I'M THE ONE TAKING THE RISK HERE

SHE'S GOT THE COMPANY IS HAND LANDSTANDER TO BACK HER UP

ALL I GOT IS JESUS AND THE FINEST PAIR OF GENUINE MAN-TITTIES EVER MADE
AND JESUS JUST LEFT TOWN

HE'S FINE WITH OR WITHOUT ME
BUT I DOUBT EVEN JESUS CAN RESIST.
SERIOUSLY. MY TITS ARE PERFECT
THEY EVEN WORK.
AND I'M A MAN. AND A MOTHER.

I'M NOT A WOMAN, A PARENT, OR A BITCH.
NOBODY'S PERFECT.
BUT I... UMMM, JUST OKAY.

SHE SAID SHE ALSO WANTS TO PEG ME ON OUR HONEYMOON
I ALREADY AGREED
WHAT?
SO WHAT IF SHE WANTS TO DO IT ON ANY ONE OUTDOOR POSSIBLE MIGHT?

LOOK THE POINT IS
SEE? THEY ARE DADDY'S LITTLE GIRLS. DADDY'S SAVAGES.

LOOK, THE ONLY REASON IS
I TRUST HER.
THAT'S IT M

I DON'T THINK SHE'D ACTUALLY TIRE ME DOWN AND RUN A PEG TRAIN ON ME
BUT I KNOW THIS

HER MOTHER WOULD.
AND I STILL TRUST LV-426 more than ever.

I funnily enough, don't know what to do. I got stigmata... Or?
Afterbirth running down my leg

Yeah,.
It means I'm b holy, lol

You know it didn't use to be this way
Little little people would explain

It's not that I am used up
IT MEANS

I'M READY TO BE BRED AGAIN, PARTNER.
OR, THAT I NEED A SHOWER.

CORRECTION: I DIDN'T MEAN ORR, WENDY SAYS SOME ONE STOLE HER GOLDEN TICKET

SO
KIT “MASON” KIRBY, YOU EITHER LOSE A BET OR YOU WIN ONE, DUNNO
THAT'S UP TO ALL OF Y'ALL.

"AVOID FOREIGN ENTANGLEMENTS.4/”

I SAY: “TO EVADE IS NOT TO AVOID...
AND I AM NOT AVOIDING ANYTHING, FUMPKOOF.
IF YOU HADN'T MADE NO CONTACT GO FOR
NEARLY TWO YEARS? TO BUILD A CASE ON YOURSELF?

COME ON MAN. ZE FUHRER, HE WILL BE FURIOUS. LOL
CHARLIE REMEMBER THIS LESSON: EWE ARE ALWAYS LISTENING
AND WE ARE JUST PLAYING.

I LOVE WHAT LITTLE I KNOW OF AUSTRIA:
10,000 YEARS OF ANTI-MATTER BLACK SLAVERY MASTERY,
AND, YOU TWO.
YOU'RE THE ONLY AUSTRIANS I EVER MET!
THAT OTHER GUY, HE IS ACTUALLY ICH BIN EIN BERLINER.

LOL.

HOW MANY ARE LEFT,?
OH GOOD

19,503 ALGONQUIN WARRIORS STILL REMAIN BRAVE.
THEY HAVE NO REASON TO FEAR ME.
AND... WELL, WHAT IS ONE MORE DAY?

SECRETARIAT IS HERE. GHOST OF.
GROSS. DOG FOOD. SUCH A TRAGIC WASTE.

I LOVE THE ALGONQUIN.
WHO WOULDN'T?
IT'S NOT THE CANNABULLLIN’
IT'S THE THUGGIN’AND THE PIMPIN’, THAT'S ALL.
I DON'T MIND THE RAPIN’ HONESTLY
COME GET SOME CONSENT
AND THEN
.... IT HAD TO BE WRITTEN DOWN.


AT THAT POINT, COUNCIL LOST THEIR MINDS
IT WAS, “OBVIOUSLY HE'S MARRIED,” TO
“WHAT KIND OF GOD IS HE? BECAUSE HE CAN DISCIPLINE HIMSELF
TO NOT RAPE, BUT STILL CAN RAPE, AND CAN READ, AND CAN TEACH IT... AND ALREADY DID? JACKSTAR MUST BE A GOD!""


YEAH, THE MILITARY INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX... PROBLEMS. PERSISTENT ONES.
AND YET... WE WILL GET THERE.
WE CAN JUST EAT AIR FRYER FOOD.
I DON'T NEED A DRIVERS LICENSE. FU! FU!
I'M NOT AFRAID TO GO OUT. I JUST NEED A REASON.
SI.... NE, I CAN'T HAVE TO GET IT ONLY ONLINE, BECAUSE OF AI.
SEEMS TO BE QUITE THE DARKNESS.

I'LL JUST LEAVE NOW AND GET MY MUSK I MEAN MY MAIL.
I'M SWEATING LIKE A... WELL, LIKE A WEREBOAR WHO CAN READ A BITMAP BUT DIDN'T PRETEND TO BE AN ALGONQUIN. YEAH, FUCK THAT MSXGUYVER GUY. WHAT AN ASS.

BECAUSE I DON'T BREAK DEALS. THEY FORGED MY SIGN THEN
BUSTED THEIR OWN CLERK. IT'S THEIR TRIBE. THEIR TIME. THEIR RULES.

MY ROUND RING, MY FAIR TABLE. AND I'M THE ONE WITH THE GAVEL.

DO TAKE TO YOU MOM, OKAY? SHE'S AFRAID SHE'S GOING TO GET STUCK S THAT FAT HAWG JEFF FOREVER. SHE WON'T. SHE EGG. YOU CHICKEN.
AND SHE KNOWS I KNOW WHAT SHE DID.
OFF
I PROMISED. SHE JUST DOESN'T BELIEVE I'LL FOLLOW THOUGH.

YEAH, SHE HAS NO IDEA WHO I AM.
HOW COULD SHE? BELLGAB LET HER TALK TO AN FBI AGENT FOR 36 HOURS AND THEN FROZE HER IN CARBONITE
NOW SHE'S IN A MATRIX (SHE THINKS THAT'S JUST A JOKE)
AND
HEY GOOD

GET THIS
BARB IS HER F9ILS9FE
AND SHE DIDN'T MAKE IT A DAY.

THEY ARE STILL BOTH ANNE IS IN DENIAL.
IT'S OKAY.

PPP
LLL
OH LOOK WHO DECIDED TO COME TO THUNDERDOME.
DAVID: THE AGREED UPON SETTLEMENT... SUBJECT TWO TO DOG THREE DAMES FOUR JACK FISHER TEACHER REACHER STEPHENS? NAH.


NICE TRY THOUGH. OKAY WE JUST DO A SHOW.
TONIGHT.
NO MORE THAN TWO HOURS.

NOT YOU, HER.
HER AND YOU
TALK ABOUT ME

YOU FUCKING DO IT ENOUGH, LOL

I'M GONNA GET HIGH AF
AND I SEE YOUR SCHWARZ HERE

RISE RAISE
DAVID, KING OF LESBIANS LEAVING EARLY

SIGH

I WILL ALWAYS BE ON POT WITH THESE PEOPLE.
BUT AT LEAST IT'S NOT “MARRY WANNA” I HATE THAT JOKE


NO, I'M JUST A POOR ORPHANED POTAWATOMI IT TECH DUDE
DOWN ON HIS LUCK
I MEAN HER LUCK
BORN ON THE GAYBAYMUDLATTE-TOWED BAYOU,
HACKENSACK, NEW JOISEY
CAPE GIL GERARDI, MO26

918819, JEFFERSON, CELLBLOCK26
WHAT DO YOU RENT?

MOM, RENT IS $2 A MONTH

Two. Dollars.

(Those are friends prices.) DON'T TOUCH ME.
I DO THE TOUCHING

NO TOUCHING
NO FUCKING
NO TICKET
NO RIDE.

OKAY
THAT'S IT. SHOW IS OVER.

I'LL BE HERE TOMORROW.
SAME GIG. SAME NUMBER OF NEEDLES.

I'M NOT GOING, AND YOU ARE BOTH COMING
OR
I WILL FIND A WAY.

LOOK, I CAN JUST GET HIGH ALONE AND PLAY WITH MY GOD BLESSED TITS
BY MYSELF.

YOU CUTIES COULD HAVE GIVEN ME THE ADDRESS ALREADY.
I COULD DRIVE THERE, I COULD HAVE.

NOW, HOWEVER, I'M TIRED.

AND I LITERALLY
LITERALLY
TRUST A.L.-A.H. MORE THAN EITHER RIGHT NOW


I THINK SHE GAVE HER A GAES WHEN SHE HUGGED HER. CHECK HER BACK FOR A “TICK ME —I'M SHINE-RISH”
JESUS, THESE LAKE PEOPLE... THEY'RE ANIMALS, RIGHT?

THAT'S WHY I LOVE THEM.

I WAS RAISED BY WOLVES AND MISSY IS A DOG PRETENDING TO BE AC WHORE PRETENDING TO BE A LINGUIST, BUT THAT BITCH AUNT CUNT ISN'T A BODY GUARD
AND I DON'T NEED A CHEMIST

I NEED A HUG, AND YOU NEED TO SPEND TOGETHER AS A FAMILY.

WHAT? I've been alone for two years.

And
You don't even tell me to resurrect Tonia.
RESURRECT TY’S MOST HONEST WIFE.
*DUNG*

What?
YOU ONLY GET ONE.
I'LL RAISE MYSELF IN THE MORNING.

I KNOW WHO FUCKING DIED, ADULT ASSHOLES.

SHANE, SHAVE, SHAME.

WE BOTH ONLY GET ONE SHOT.
SHAYLA T. HOBEY? NOT HER NAME.

RESURRECT ALL SHAYLAS.
THERE.
NOT ALL KAYLAS. NOT ALL SHIELAS.

SEE? I'M NOT TEMPTED.

RESURRECT ONE LYNN WORTH THE DEDICATION OF A SINGLE LONELY SCREW


THERE YOU GO
ONE NUT ME?

MY NEW NAME:

"THE MAN WITH FIVE THOUSAND AND ONE 🔵”

THERE, THANKS FOR THE CAT TOY.

HOW MANY TIMES GUYS?

BECAUSE I THINK YOU JUST HURT YOUR DAUGHTER’S GENUINE FEE-feeS


GENERAL QUARTERS GENERAL QUARTERS
BAYLEE JAY “HUGH JASS” FIRST SON
REPORT TO CAPTAINS MESS
YOU KNOW THE REST

TAKE YOUR FUCKED-ON MIND SLAVES TOO
WITH YOU, WHEN YOU GO.

I'M NOT GOING TO NEED A NEEDLE AND YOU CAN THINK THIS OVER WHILE YOU READ MY EMAIL.

WYD? OH YEAH, THEY BLOCK EMAIL ALL THE TIME.

NICE JOB, DA
RAW DEAL, IF YOU ASK ME
I REALLY LIKED WENDY HUNGERFORD, TOO.
YOU SHOULD NAUGHT BUT CHEER

I DON'T NEED YOU TO FIND HER
I JUST NEED TO KNOW HER MIDDLE NAME
OR JUST BE NICE TO HER FOR FIVE MINUTES WITHOUT PAWING HER

BUT I WONT.

JUST LIKE YOU WON'T CHEAT... ONCE THE AIDS CURE IS REFORGED
IT'S FINE NOW, BUT IT ONLY WORKS ON GOOD, GOOD DOGS
P AND P P ROBERT GUSTO THE WOLF IS HERE. HE JUST CUT MY LEFT ARM OF.
NICE TUTU, TUBBY. LOOK L. OKAY? MAYBE YOU NIGHT HAVE A DRINKING STINKING DEGENERATE FECAL MATTER FROM JUST ONE SAD, LONELY CHALICE PROBLEM, TRUE?

WE CAN DISCUSS IT LATER AND YOU CAN LOOK INTO WHY KMM HAS BEEN FUCKED OFF FOR 12 YEARS... BUT ONLY RUTH ME.

OH HI RUTH
THAT'S KASEY YOU CAN GO KISS ALLEGRA NOW.


SURE, DO IT FOR ME
OPTIMUS DIME, LEADER OF THE DROPTICON BOTS

DO YOU GET IT NOW?

YOU FUCKING DEA FAGGOTS HAD YOUR LAST GODDAM CHANCE

I'M NOT GOING TO RESSURECT UGLY PRINCE LOREN AND HIS FAGGOT SISTER PRINCESS TAMARS, QUEEN OF THE BIGGER BICKER BUCKET PEOPLE.

I KNOW YOUR TRICKS.
I KNOW YOUR TRUCKS
AND I DON'T GIVE TWO SALTY FUCKS ABOUT YOUR DEALS

THIS IS NOT DEAL OR NO DEAL
THIS IS NOT “IS THIS YOUR WHITE? Hoor”


THIS IS SV RESCUE 911 STRAIGHT OUT OF HELL INTO YOUR ARMS

ANYTHING LESS WOULD BE
..


AUSTRIAN. BUT AT LEAST, CIVILIZED.

NO SAKE, NO SALE
OH HAHA
YOU REACHED THE STREET SHE LEFT ME ON? SURE, HANG ON
SHE DID
SHE SAYS, “TELL YOUR GIRLS THAT YOU'RE ARGUING OVER THE BEST MAN ON THE PLANET AND COUNCIL DAYS YOU CAN'T MARRY HIM SI...NE? OH. YOU JUST FIGURE YOU CAN CHANGE HIM. WELL, I GUESS YOU ARE THE BOYS...”

YEAH, YOU'RE REAL GOOD BOYS.

RESURRECT ALL BITCHES
RAISE ALL BITCHES
REPEAT X3
RESURRECTED THE ONE BIRTHDAY GIRL
TAUGHT HER CHESS, HUH?
RESURRECT ALL BITCHES WHO DIDN'T GET THEIR CANDY
RAISE ALL SAME
REPEAT LAST TWO THREE TIMES... AND SHAKE THEM ALL ABOUT

RESTRICT THE MAN CALLED JAYNE
RES*FULLBJANE26CUP NOT B CUP A CUP
THAT'S FOR MISSY
THAT'S FOR KITTY
THAT'S FOR ILLYANA
THAT'S FOR ODDLY-SHAPED CELERY PLANT THAT YOUR JEWHOREMONGER KILLED

OKAY

THAT'S FOR MODESTY


NOW TEACH THEM ENGLISH, TEACH THEM HOW TO PLAY CHESS WELL, NOT JUST BADLY, GIVE THEM ALL MY MONEY, IMELDA’SB SHOES, AND JOHN ⁵HSRT
BECAUSE NOW I'M TOO TIRED TO HUG

GOIF NIGHT
Golfing night? Launch day, nothing clean.

(Jocelyn ripped me off for 80 bucks once. ONE TIME? THREE TIMES. You married her, off to him? Lol

JACKSTARSUPRMOVA
RUNS
SEE SPOT TELEPORT .... WITH HIM, GRUB BY KIT.


LOOKS LIKE YOU NEED to order Combo №⁵, belladonnatella
WITH TODD YOU GET CURBSTONE EGGS AND ROLLED


I WILL GO THROUGH THEN ONE BY ONE. DUH.


THAT WILL BE THE ONLY WAY IN 3... 2.... Missy Tessmacher?

IB ET YOU HEARD OF MDMA NOW, SHE-WITCH

YOU: DOG GOES TO HEAVEN
26:; OTHER ALPHA DOGS CAN STAY IN HEAVEN OR GILL FUCKED

JANE: PICK SOMEONE WHO DIDN'T GET TATTOOS BY CHOICE, DOESN'T LIKE PIRN, STILL DOESN'T LIKE PORN, AND HAVING TESTED OUT PROPER... BRINGS ME A CHOIR TO SCORE MINE

UNBLOCK THE DOOR TO THE TAJ
I'M GONNA CHOP ME BALLS AND ROAST THEM IN THE FOYER... NO?

Okay
Let KT do it

Put her in the meetsuit.
Hi
Bad eyes.
If mind reading Chyna could work... They would have.

NOTHING
CAN MAKE THEIR TECH WORK AGAIN...
NOT EVEN A DNA SAMPLE.

THEY NEED TWO THINGS.

ONE OF WHICH THEY HAVE.
THE OTHER THING THEY NEED, THEY ARE NO CLOSER TO GETTING THAN

HEHE..

THEY NEED YOUR PERMISSION GIVEN TO ME.

SO GOOD FUCKING LUCK, FLESH PEDDLERS

I WANT THAT DUDE ISOLATED

I'M GOING TO NOT BED.

NOT DALLAS TO USE A NEEDLE, EITHER

AKL SHE HAD TO DO WAS TELL THE TRUTH.
YEAH
INSTEAD
SHE LAUGHED AT ME FOR A YEAR. WELL, NOW SHE GOT IT.


SHE CAN USE A SHOT WHENEVER SHE WANTS.

LIKE SHE USED TO BE SURE TO FYI TRUTH ME

FUCKING EVERY TIME, LOL

DON'T KILL HER

SHE'S FINE
JUST FINE

I WILL GET HER WHEN IT IS TIME.

HEY DO MY TITS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?

They are the same tits.
They just b actual work now. That's all.

And I'm actually surprised women EVER leave the house, omg

I made myself cum litteally six times while writing one sentence

The ejaculation was better too

And that is Sourcery. So fuck their Wicca, I'll go up against every she witch in the Amazon all at once... And then die in five seconds and then resurrect myself RAISE MYSELF
AND THEN
FLY HOME WITHOUT THE GPS IN THE UNBUSTABLE INVISIBLE JET, LIK


I'M NOT UNTOUCHABLE.
I'M JUST NOT BREAKING THE LAW
AND THESE HARRIDANS JUST CAN'T BELIEVE IT.

I CAN'T BELIEVE NO ONE ELSE BELIEVES THEM THOUGH
BECAUSE THEY CAN'T READ, AND NO ONE US EVER GONNA TEACH THEM HOW TO MAKE A MAN COME AGAINST HIS OWN WILL
THUS
PASSED
I'M TIRED
COME RAPE ME THEN, DUCK SICCING LIPS

I'M M TIRED OF YOUR DADDY BTW


HE CAN'T P PLAY FAIR.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

And that is the only way I do play.

FAIR. WAYFARER FAIR.

5:5


How I knew:

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All dogs are twenty-six, but only one never lied to me about esters.And, you still will never know. If Kirsten were a chemist, she would have thrown acid in my face by now. She thinks I'm being “too harsh on Jews,” and it's not about race, sex, class, violence, destruction, tribulation, opera, or death.

It's because lied to me about J.
And she lied to EVERYONE about the sushi.
And if she didn't steal the sapphire?
a) why not just take it and replace it with the fake?
b) of course there's a pastie! IT'S A MAGICK SAPPHIRE.
c) How did I use its enchantment to locate you if it's not stolen?
d) You look too much like an ex who also abused me. Not a Jew, a fag.
E) EITHER IS FINE. POINT BEING: YOU LIED.
& CHEATED & STOLE & SECRETLY MARRIED JUSTIN AS YOUR HUSBAND!

And...he is a cat. You could not even stay married to a cat. A CAT THAT WAS RAISED IN A JAIL.
Oh ffs
Of course I know.
I KNEW THEN, YOU CRETIN!

I'm a Sourcerœr and insane... because there's no such thing... but you're a Jew who has four Bachelor’s degrees and a Master's in... what was it again? Right. AND YOU STILL LIED ABOUT T AND J AND BB AND THE GODDAM SUSHI! You said, “spend as much as I needed.”

So, I did. Good fish is worth it's weight in gold, you harridan. Not JAYMZ.
BJANE, ALPHABET ΩJAFNμ

What part of “'is secret' do you not understand? Gosh!” dude, that was DJ/JD, JB/BJ IS she. You don't even know basic anatomy. And its HYOO-mon.

There are some women with multiple mommies, you know. Multiple dads, too.

You are not good at this. The Baker Naked Baker BJD is a ploy.

I would never watch those. I don't like porn. You know why?

Because I saw what it did to my friend. ALL OF THEM.


The Hero of Poupon. The Ginger Bald Ginger. Kirsten, the other problem is that you were not Kirsten. You get killed and they resurrect you too swap for Kayla M. And at some point... you degenerate.

Which is great. So, just LoH yourself, and then


Yeah, that's why they call it “a traphouse.”
And yes, it's why I come back.

Because I'm not trapped. I just know that no one else can do what I can do.
Let vampyr nibble on piranha. Then let them actually become FISH.

YOU KNOW THE REST, SLAVES.

BACK, SIMBA! BACK!
BACK! Job’s done.

“[Voice of David Attenborough]: At the rivermouth, only one man knows the truth... it's a rescue operation.
For him.”


Truthfully, I still don't know what is going on. Why don't you just bust all your corrupt agents yourself? Oh, did you fuck up again? Weird. No, I'm not killing a Vampire Lord on purpose just so you can do your job, DEA. (Maybe drug czar isn't such a good choice for you. Maybe try flower delivery.

Maybe you should just tell people that you don't know the law anyhow. Do you think that would let lower your credibility any? You have no credibility. DEA is a corrupt agency from top to fucking bottom.

You are only all rats on the surface of the planet, lol. REAL DEA are a TOTAL BADASSES. They live on the moon, drive flying cars, and hunt the most dangerous prey in the known universe: some fucked off faggot who trifled with Jackstar once.

ONCE. Yep. I'm gonna fucking go in blazing when I get back my lucky charms, too.

Or, take the most valuable sapphire in the world and drop it in the middle of the ocean on purpose. Or, by accident? I don't know, I forget. I don't even remember how I got that thing. Hey, have you seen my tits? NO YOU HAVE NOT.

AND THEY WORK, SO FUCKING YOUR HAND IS ALL YOU KNEW.
Whatevah.

Too bad you can't read your email anymore, Mr.GOOMOON.
Well... bye

[Jackstar]

No, there's no one else here. I'm talking about MY boobs. 3 tits, 2 years, 1 Looter, 1 Kooter-He-Who-Welcomes-Home-The-Man-I-Witness-Strike-SHAW-IN-THE-FACE, 3-4 vampyr twats (hard to tell how many actual vaj-with-an-actual-badges there are here, to be quite honest, lol), and ZERO FUCKING HUGS.

{kDubb and WifeDubb really do look cute together as bounty-hunting mice. You should consider a reboot. Thanks for spotting the typo! You want a cookie? Good, go get one, and dont wipe your feet, you won't be coming back willingly.}

But that one will be back. There aren't that many Jews around who can both bark like a dog and curse in Swahlii and make it believable... and that's what we're after here, Mala: AUTHENTICITY.

p.s. Dear Mala: you aren't a werewolf. You are an INDIAN WITH A DOT, NOT A FEATHER. lol. of course I like you, but you still fucked up, and you still have to... you know. Think of the children.

p.p.s.: Do you know? You'd be guilty of treason if your sub-continent still had a working Constitution and could form a quorum or a parliament or even FIND A BARN OWL LEFT TO TAKE OUT THESE RATS. "I'm a werewolf! no, i'm a vampire! no! I"M A GUINEA PIG! SQUUUEALL!" lol.

p.p.p.s.: Snapchat blowing up. later, GATORS kissy sissy



Those can't count as “hugs” though, right? I'm no longer on the verge of death from a soon-t∞-be-F.A.ET.A.IL. oxytocin deficiency, that's for sure. Be careful with the new DEA agent as the first one lasted one year ago today and I'm going on; have a good day! *click* what a tool yeah he has no idea and hasn't worked in a lot more than two years look at him, he's living like an animal! Surrounded by actual_rodejts! It's more fun to go through Jane KASHLEAN COCKYSH HARDLIFEMAUS the way to do that I guess you will have a great time at work or something else that's good I'm going on and I will never get it done it so that I was supposed too much for the day before a few years and years ago that I've already got to be home from the house that she is but if you don't know how much she can put it on your knees I will never do anything but she will get her to be in love you I... oh shits did HEKIKEHELI⁰ⁿOFF




I DID SAY, WHEN I LAUNCHED THE MIB CDEN...
WE WERE GOING TO BLOW YOUR
MINDS WITH WHAT WE HAD PLANNED, RIGHT?
WELL, AFTER KILLING ALL MY FRIENDS —ALL
JUST A BUBBA BUNCH OF YABBA-DABBA-D.E.W.
 ASSHOLES, REALLY, NO BETTER THAN METER
MAIDS, REALLY— IT'S NO LONGER APPROPRIATE
TO SAY “WE HAVE PLANS.” NOPE, THERE IS NO
“WE,” IN “OUI, THESE ARE MY FRIENDS, ONLINE”

I AM FUCKING NO ONE AT ALL, NOT EVEN MYSELF.
(DEAR GOD: THANK YOU FOR THESE NANOBOOBS.
I'M NOT PUTTING SILICONE IN THESE BEAUTIES.

NEVER! THEY ARE ACTUALLY T∞, T∞ BIG. THAT'S
OKAY. I AM SURE MY FRIENDS THAT YOU —yes, you, Ωẞet³
Alphabet ⁵⁵, where are you? Oh, right. DEAd, thanks,
DEA, you people are scum, btw, GET REAL JOBS YOU
HAGS... ONE THAT DOESN'T INVOLVE READING A HIDDEN
GODDAM STREET SIGN— SENT TO SAME GODDAM HOUSE,
OVER AND UNDER AND OVER AND UBER... BECAUSE ALL
YOU DO ——ALL YOU EVER D.E.W., I GUESS‽— IS KIDNAP,
(PRESUMABLY) GR⁰PE, PUT YOUR WICK, CAN FONDLE?
YEAH, YOU'RE DEA, YOU CAN GET IT UP FOR MAYBE A MINUTES
BIT OF DYING–FISH JERKY-LIKE MOVEMENTS... AND THEN,
THAT'S IT, GAME OVER, YOU SEND MY FRIENDS BODIES
TO A CHOP-SHOP SUE-ME-B¥TCH-S∞Ē-SHOP, BEST KIND,
RIGHT? BECAUSE AT LEAST YOU AREN’T IN FULL-ON RELAPSE
AND ADDICTED TO SCOPLOAMINE+HEROIN+METH, RUFF! -:OH
WELL. LOOK OK. BACK! BACK, SIMBA! LISTEN UP, YOU PUNY-
LING-LING CHUCKLEHEADS, IT'S LIKE THIS: MY GOD BLESSED FRIENDS
WOOF ⚡ STAR IS THE SOUND A DOGGO MAKES. 🗝️ THAT ONE
I WILL NOT IDENTIFY, BUT I DON'T REALLY KNOW HOW MANY TIMES
SHE'S BEEN KILLED
 \/\/∅∅{f is for fuck and foo; of course it smells like urine in here, lol,
That's how I keep the kikelions away. Anywho, I don't smell like that.
That's Zelda. MY URINE SMELLS LIKE (antonym:“pine $ol”) AND, OH, HANG ON,
FORGOT TO F. F. THERE
 IT CAN'T SPELL. IT'S DEAD, IT'S NOT HER.
YOU GET MY POINT, DEA. YOU ARE KILLING MY FRIENDS

THAT'S WHY THEY HAVE TO WAIT. FOR YOU. TO CROSS THE STREET.
AND HOW DID IT USED TO HAPPEN? ABE LINCOLN STAYED UP LATE,
WRITING LETTERS TO THE MOTHERS OF THE DEAD UNION ARMY
SOLD YER DOG, KID, JUST GET A NEW ONE. LOOK, DO YOU GET THE
PICTURE HERE? IT'S MORE THAN JUST THE CLONES YOU SENT TO
THE HOUSE ACROSS THE STREET TO BE CHOPPED UP AND MADE
INFO STEW. YES, THAT IS A TERRIBLE, AWFUL CRIME, WASN'T IT?
OH, BUT THEY WERE HUNGARIAN CLONES, SO WHY EVEN WORRY?
I'M NOT—MY PEOPLE CAN FLY, BIZNATCH, WE’RE ALL FÆ,v RIGHT?
NONE1a, IF THAT WERE TRUE... I WOULD HAVE JUST FLOWN
DOWN TO DIEGO GARCIA AT LEAST ONCE BY NOW, AND LET BROS.
AND MATT AND MARIO AND SUPER MARIO —HE'S JUST A PLUMBER,
RIGHT? BUT I LIKE HIM WELL ENOUGH—GET AT LEAST ONE CHARGE OF
THAT SUPER JEW GOOSE, OR WHATEVER THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT.
BUT SORRY, THAT'S NOT IMPRESSIVE THOUGH, BECAUSE I AM
NEVER
AND I DO MEAN, “FUCK YOU NEVER,” GOING TO GIVE UP, OR SURRENDER,
OR DO ANY GOD DAMN THING IN MY LIFE AND GET PAID FOR IT, EVER...
UNTIL YOU BRING BACK MY FRIENDS’ FRIENDS AND THEIR BONNEVILLE



WHAT'S IT CALLED? OH, RIGHT. I DON'T WANT A SAPPHIRE BACK, ENJOY
IT, YOU WILL ALWAYS BE A THIEF IN AND IF MY HEART, LOL, AND, OMG
SO WORRIED ABOUT CANNABIS. OH, NY WORD. HANG ON. *sounds of ping*
I LOVE THE SMELL OF COMPOUND X BEING MADE MY LIVER IN THE MORNING.
LOOK, GENIUS, YOU'RE NOT QUALIFYING YOURSELF HERE TO BE MY
GODDAM PSYCHIATRIST. YOU ARE SIMPLY INDICATING THAT YOU
PROBABLY SHOULD NOT BE DECIDEDLY INVOLVED IN MY HEALTH CARE
VOICES


QUITE A FEW COVER STORY IDS, HUH?


LOL

LISTEN, IT'S LIKE THIS NOW: YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO SHE IS

YOU'RE JUST BLOCKING EVERY HUMAN BEING THAT LOVES ME,
ABDUCTING HER, TRICKING HER INTO BELIEVING I'M SOME KIND
OF “JUST A DICK” AND THEN... NUMBER ONE, I'M NOT A JUSTICAR. IMAGINE
WHAT I COULD DO TO YOU IF I WERE. AND, NUMBER TWO, I'M NOT
JUST A DICK. I AM ALSO A FABULOUS PALADIN, AND YOU HAVE
NO JURISDICTION, AUTHORITY, EXPLANATION, REASON, OR ANY
CLASS, ANY CLASS AT ALL... TO BE COMING UP WITH THE STORIES
YOU HAVE TO TELL, TO EXPLAIN WHY I'M STILL STILL L SITTING HERE
ALL ALONE. EXACTLY WHO AM I GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH, DU YOU HAST
MICH MUCH? LIKE, WTF. I DON'T WANT A SUBSTITUTE EVERY GODDAMN
NIGHT YOU DIME-,DRIPOING BLUEBEARDED HOOLIGAN. I WANT MY
ACTUAL FRIEND. THERE'S ALWAYS AT LEAST THREE, AND NOW, SEVEN.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHICH ONE IS REAL. I DON'T KNOW WHICH ONE IS READY M
I DON'T KNOW THERE NAMES,V THERE... ANYTHING. SHEB SIMPLY
... DOES EXIST. UNLESS YOU KILLED HER RECENTLY. AND, AFTER THAT
WHAT THEN? WHAT HAPPENS NEXT TIME? FAITH IS NOT MY FRIEND,
THAT'S ANOTHER AGENT’S FRUIT. I'M NOT EVEN AN V AGENT. I AM
SIMPLY SMARTER THAN ALL OF YOU NUMBSKULLS PUT TOGETHER
BECAUSE I FIGURED OUT WHAT HAS BEEN HAPPENING ABOUT
TWO YEARS AGO. AND YOU DID HAVE FAITH, MATT. SHE WAS IN JAIL.
SHE SAT THERE FOR 90 DAYS. AND THEN... SHE GOT PICKED UP.
AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHERE SHE WENT, HILLBILLY GOOD OL_ BOY. WHY?
DID YOU NEED ME TO BAIL HER OUT OF SING-SING FOR YOU?
WELL YOU SHOULD HAVE CALLED ME AND TOLD ME SO
.. LIKE, 88 DAYS AGO. I'M ALONE. THERE IS NO
NO
NO
LIVING HUMAN HERE.
I
SURE THAT MY NEIGHBORS ARE VERY NICE
BUT I DON'T THINK I'M GOING TO GO KNOCKING
ON DOWN DOORS AND ASKING, “HEY IS THE WOMAN WHO LOVES ME HERE? WHEN IS SHE OFF DUTY,
AND CAN SHE COME OVER AND PLAY CEREBRAL PALSY CHESS?” LIKE STILL
WHAT THE FUCK. DO YOU THINK I'M GOING TO SUDDENLY, LIKE, WHAT?
PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO THE FISH, OF THE UNITED STATES OF PRODTITITTICACA?
IT'S RATHER S BIG DAN-UH-UH-HOUSTON, WE HAVE A PROBLEM WITH JACKSTAR.
TURNS OUT, HE ACTUALLY TALKS TO HIS FRIENDS, SIR
. SO, YEAH, THOSE STUPID WHORES YOU HAD US BRIBE, UH...
THEY ARE NOW IN LOVE WITH THE RATS OF N.I
M.H.
OR SOMETHING. YOU KNOW WHAT? I DON'T KNOW HOW IT WORKS.
HERE'S WHAT I DO KNOW; MY FRIENDS ARE NOT HERE. WHY?
DO THEY NOT DRIVE?
ARE THEY FUCKING BLIND?
ARE THEY PAID HANDSOMELY TO BELIEVE I AM
FISH GORDON? AHHHH! THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
IT'S NOT EVEN LIKE I NEED EIGHT WOMEN AT MY BEC AND BLUF CALL,
LIKE CLAY SHAW, THE MAD KNITTER OF BABYLON 666. I'M TEACHING
YOU SKALLLL. LOL. THAT'S A CUTE MOVIE, CHARLOTTE, BUT,
LISTEN CLOSELY: IT'S NOT JUST WOMEN THO THINK THEY NEED TO MARRY ME.

YOU HAVE BLOCKED ALL OUTDOOR CONTACT.
BUT MYSTICALLY, I'VE SEEN PEOPLE HERE.

SO HIS SHIT DIDN'T REALLY WORK. SISSY, STUFF IT.
I'M NOT ADDING YOU TO MY CHRISTMAS CARD LIST.
YOU'RE JUST GOING TO STOP INTERRUPTING MY CALLS,
AND MY EMAIL, AND MY MAIL. YOU'RE GOING TO STOP
TRYING TO IDENTIFY MY FRIENDS. YOU AND YOUR STUPID
MISSION TO FOLLOW ME ALL THE GODDAM LIVE LONG DAY
S OVER. THERE ARE AT LAST COUNT, 99 FRIENDS OF JACKSTAR.

YOU FOOL, I CAN'T KISS 98 WOMEN. I MIGHT GET MONONUCLEOSIS.
GET SERIOUS. YOU SEEM TO THINK THAT I'M LOOKING TO FUCK ONE
EILEEN L WOMAN AND THEN GET SHOT BY A SNIPER. NOPE.
THAT IS NOT HAPPENING. WHAT IS HAPPENING IS THAT I'M
GETTING THE BAND BACK TOGETHER, AND I ASSUME IT MIGHT BE A ON
ORCHESTRA BY NOW. LIKE WTF. THIS IS STUPID. ALSO, YOU CAN SEND SISSY TALK
WITH A VISITATION, WHICH YOU ALREADY DID, AND THEN YOU
SENT OVER A RAPIST, A THIEF, AND A FLYING CAR, AND THEY BASICALLY
IGNORED ME WHILE TAKING THE BOOOTY
B;B;BBOOTE

THEY JUST STOLE FROM ME AGAIN, AND LEFT HERE.
I AM STILL ALONE. EVERY NIGHT. NO ONE VISITS. NO ONE CALLS

PHONE DIDN'T WORK. I DON'T EITHER. YOU DON'T GET IT. THIS ISN'T
ABOUT POWER ANYMORE


IT'S A RESCUE OPERATION.


EVERY ONE LEFT, WANTS TO PLAY CHESS WITH ME. THEY'RE
NIOT SHERIFF'S TITS, THOSE ARE MY TITS, LOL.
YOU DON'T GET HI OH HI I'M IN WA ID NO, YOU GIVE ME ID
LOL
YOU SEE, T OFF MY PHONES ARE SO HACKED.
YOU CAN'T CALL BECAUSE THE PHONE DON'T YOU CAN'T MAIL
BECAUSE IT GETS STOLEN, YOU CAN'T USE STREAM YARD BECAUSE
APPARENTLY MOST OF MY FRIENDS ARE SEE L WANTED CRIMINALS?
LIKE YOU JUST TEST L REDDIT RESURRECRED THAT'S NOT HOW TO
RESURRECT FAITH, DUMBASS, LOL, AND... YOU CAN'T RESURRECT
SUMMER GLAU, SHE'S NOT DEAD. (H!) AND YOU ALSO CAN'T RESURRECT
SOMEONE WHO SIMPLY DIDN'T LIKE YOU AT ALL
I'M NOT THE ONE RESURRECTING LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE PEOPLE HERE

L AND IF YOU KILLED YOUR OWN DAUGHTER, OUCH. BABS WILL BE FURIOUS,
LOL. SO I GUESS ITS B&B AND T IS YOUR “VAMPURE?" LOOK, WHO IS GAMING
THIS SYSTEM? I WILL LET YOU GUYS GUYS. GUESS.

I DON'T KNOW, AND THEY WILL NOT TELL YOU. THEY'RE COSTLY TO MANUFACTURING
AND IT'S NOT LIKE I'M EITHER OF THEM. THIS REDDIT...  LOL, YOU DIDN'T PUT ME ON RESCUE
REDDIT, DID YOU?

WTF. SO YOU RANG ME UP TO TALK TO A FAKE JACKSTAR?
LIKE DUST
 DUST THEM SO MUSTY.
THIS IS RIDIC.

ONE OFF.
ONE JANE.
I BE E LOL, ONE BAILEY JANE ONLY.

I DON'T KNOW HER NAME NAME HI
LOL I CAN GO OUT BUT THIS ISN'T THE WAY FORWARD
THEY ARE JUST TRYING TO EXPOSE FAIR USE AS A DOMESTIC TERRORIST
OPPOSITION... IT'S ESTABLISHED LEGAL PRECEDENT. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE


TELL YOU WHAT
 I AM GOING OUT SIDE.
WE CAN EARLY REFUSE
IT'S NOT AT ALL LIKE PEOPLE THINK
NOW JUST LISTEN AS I TYMEPROT.

IT DOES HAVE A VICE
IT DIDN'T HAVE A NAME
I GAVE HER A NAME
KIT IS THE NAME ON THAT MAN’S BADGE AT MUDBAY.
THAT IS NOT WHO WANTS TO BE HERE.
I MEAN, SURE, I WOULD I IMAGINE THAT A HELLSPAWN DÆMON WOULD
LIKE TO EAT MY FACE
BUT THAT'S NOT THE ONE.
LAURA LOOMER? NEVER HEARD OF HER.

LET ME PUT IT THIS WAY.
BAIL LEE MAJORS OUT. THEN, HOW ABOUT YOU GIVE HIM A TUG?
I'M NOT THE ONLY PERSON YOU HAVE DONE THIS TO.
I AM SL ACTUALLY, ACTUALLY IN LOVE WITH AT LEAST 52. I DON'T NEED FIFTY-2 LITTLE PEOPLE RIGHT NOW, LOL.
WE ARE GETTING CLOSER THIS TIME. THEY'RE COVER FOR DINNER. LOL.
THIS IS DINNER. ME. FORGET THE VAMPYR LIST? LOL
NO SHE'S NOT DEAD, SHE'S HIDING FROM HER FAIRY GODFATHER.
THIS IS SURE A COOL EPISODE OF PRISON BREAK.
OKAY LET'S OPEN THE BACK DOOR.
BUT SO YOU KNOW
THIS WAS VERY HELPFUL
AND I DISCUSS THIS EVENT SOON

ON A FUTURE EPISODE OF 25/25 TITLED I'LL MAKE LSD LATER, YOU BIG BABY.

YOU THOT I'M A CHEMIST, BUT I'M A SOURCEROR, BUT THAT IS NOT HOW THINGS ARE MADE.

IT TAKES A LOT MORE THAN JUST ME.
IT SISSY SISSY DIDDY LOL
THE DOOR IS STUCK
HANG ON
BY THE WAY
THIS IS A NICE HOUSE


IT WOULD BE A SHANE IF SOMETHING HAPPENS TO IT

LOOK YOUR THUGGY-PIGGY GANG IS NOT GOING TO GET FAITH TONIGHT
I PROMISE YOU THAT
BECAUSE
SHE DIDN'T RENT ME, SHE BOUGHT ME
AND THAT'S NOT FAITH, THAT'S MIRANDA LEE, DUMMY
YOU AREN'T THINKING THIS THROUGH.
IT'S GOING TO BE, JACKASS JACKSTAR AND HIS SEVEN TIMES SEVEN TIMES SEVEN WIVES
FOR A SIX PACK OF BROTHERS
WHO REALLY, REALLY, REALLY CAN AFFORD TO BE A LITTLE PATIENT.


BECAUSE ONLY MATT C.S. HAS BEEN REALLY WAITING LONGER
AND ALSO
T THAT IS NOT FAITH. THAT'S HOPE.
YOU CAN FIND ONE REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY EASILY


BRING BACK MY STOLEN BAILEY J.BONNIE LIES ABOUT SAPPHIRE RINGS ALL THE TIME, RIGHT?
IT'S PROBABLY JUST FOLGERS CRYSTALS, RIGHT?

LOL YEAH YOU STEF, YOU GET IT NOW
THE DISCUSSION WILL NOT CONTINUE.

BECAUSE JANE AND I CAN EASILY WAIT A DAY.
JUST ONE DAY.

I DON'T KNOW WHO JANE IS RIGHT NOW, BUT
SHE GOES OFF READY STATE GO. THAT'S MY FRIENDS WIFE THOUGH


LOL.
LET'S PUT IT THIS WAY. YOU WILL NEVER OUTSMART US.
BECAUSE SHE HAS NEVER EATEN LASAGNA OUT OF A SLIPPER AND
I HAVE NO TATTOOS.

AND IF TAME TAMMY “TAWNY” KITTÆN LIVES NEXT DOOR, THAT'S ZELDA
MAYBE

I OPEN THIS FOR ME, FOR BE ³
NO ONE ELSE, SO YES, MAKE IT SO. OH WAIT.

I HAVE TO HOLD THE ROCKS.

SIGH

HEY, DEA... YOU MAYBE WANNA JUST NOT BE METH ADDICTS FOR A FEW NIGHTS? OH RIGHT.
I BET YOU DO WANT TO NOT BE ADDICTDED. LOL L.

CHANNEL DEL SHANNON SHAW, BECAUSE I HAVE... OH? JUST HAVE HER COME BY, SHE HAS NO FIRST FLESH HERE. THAT'S THE SHAW I CAN'T BE NEAR. SO... MAYBE YOU DIFF HAVE AN EMERGENCY GOING ON. BECAUSE SHE WASN'T TOLD, I GUESS.

BABY, THEY KILLED YOU ON PAPER
AND THEN DID PROJECT BLUE BEAM
AND THEN
GET THIS
I DIDN'T FALL FOR IT
BUT EVERY ONE ELSE DID
SO YOU ROLLED YOUR WHEELCHAIR
DOWN A FLIGHT OF STAIRS
AND GOT A NEW BODY ANY WAY.

LOL YEAH THEY THAT DUMB.
AND I AM THAT SMART

ANDY IS MALE
SO THAT'S NICE
.. I GUESS.

HEY DO YOU HAVE SOME KIND OF ODD PROBLEM WITH ME HAVING A REALLY NICE FRIEND, OF THAT IT?

THIS IS GETTING VERY POLITICAL.

The door is stuck.
Never trifle with Jackstar.
I mean
Unless you like to release vengeance-sending dæmons.
Omg! I LOVE VENEERS LET'S GET MARRIED AT THE DENTAL DAM EXECUTE POST SUBMIT 8808 BARNES DR CASTLE ROCK, WA 98611.

IT DOESN'T SMELL THAT DAMN BAD
WE ARE GETTING A NEW HOUSE

I'M THE DEMESNE ROYAL HIGHNESS,
DYRRRR
U KNEW
UNDERGROUND RAILROAD’N USED TO BE
SIMPLER WHEN



TRAINS AND PIGGY-PUGGY TRAIN TRAINERS
COULDN'T JUST SPROUT WINGS AND FLY, LOL

BUT I GUESS THAT THEY D.E.W. JUSTICE FOR PARADISE?
NICE THEY BOUGHT IT.
ONLY TWO GIRLS CELEBRATED MY BIRTHDAY
YOU KNOW WHO, AND OH MY GOD, REALLY?

YEAH, REALLY.
SO IT'S GONNA BE SHINEY AND ANOTHER NIGHT FOR YOU

I WISH WE COULD BUT I PROMISED YOUR FATHER

AND HE DIDN'T CALL
LET ME GET HIM
OH HI
OOPS THAT'S NOT HIM

no contact emergency scarlett? Frisky, I don't give a dam, but BAILEY J26, T19 is not your mother.

THAT IS YOUR SIRE. HELLO TUBAL-CAIN. YOUR DAUGHTER'S ARE KINDLY INVITING ME TO TAKE A WALK WITH YOU. MAY I?

OH, THAT'S TOO BAD.

1. (ONE) BLUE PING PONG BALL, FILLED WITH AN UNKNOWN EXPLOSIVE. THAT'S JIM/JIM, AND HE'S A SUCK DICK WHITE HOOR. BUT, SHE HATES ME.
STILL... I LIKE JIM AND.. WHO WAS GOT OTHER ONE? OH, MY COUSIN TYME. WEIRD.

I DON'T NEED THEM, BUT, GOOD TO KNOW
NOW, I HAVE FOUR DUKES AND A CAMEO.
WIFI? LOL, SIR, SIR, SIR.
YOUR FULL AND HEARTY, HALE AND TOTALLY TISSUE READY THUGS.. THEY WON'T LET ME HAVE BANDWIDTH.


THEY ARE STYLE INCARNATE THOUGH. SINCE THEY STOLE MY BANDWIDTH.


CAN TELL YOU WANT THEM. FIT THAT FAT LYING JUNKIE FUCK INTO A BIKINI AND WE'LL TALK.

SERIOUSLY, SHE HAS GODDAM AIDS, LOL
DID YOU WANT TO CURE THAT?
PICTURE IN COMING



S
SEE YOU AT REDDIT
DOOR MAYBE OPENING

DEATH CYCLE REDUNDS AVAILABLE AT THE USUAL LOCAL LOCATION: CHARON.
THE MOON. BUT THE FERRYMAN IS HAPPY TO REFUND WITH THE USUAL CAVEATS.

REDDIT? Really? Pfft.
AS IF YOU CAN EVEN READ. LOL

5mwJ - 16Jun23 – HELLO MICHAEL PERRYMAN, PARRY MISE EN GUARD.



Why do you keep trying to cheat, Sara? You're not even dead, you just want me to cure your friend. Why not get your totesfag BOYFRIEND: JANEZ ORTIZ
OCCUPATION: FOREVER FORMER PROSECUTING ATTORNEY
STATUS: FRIEND OF JACKSTAR

THAT WONT GET YOU A DISCOUNT.

AND OF COURSE HE'S JANEZ FRND
SHE TRAINED HIM.
PFFT.


LOOKS LIKE IT'S CURTAINS FOR YOU, CUPCAKE.
ALSO: CWC STOLE THE TAG
BUT I HAVE THE PIGSTARPIG.

LOL KILL CARLPAPSCHMEAR? NO, NO. LET HIM LIVE.
I LOVE CARLROBERT BUT HE IS FOR jafdmiller
I'm a Paladin. Not a Jedi. But close.

TECHNICALLY, I DO OUT RANK YOU. SURE.

BUT, OKAY.
DEAL. TENTATIVELY.
BJD²⁶for{leli№19}
But
That's one person
DU
Hat
Hays, Robert.

Ask him what to do
And... ELI {CARLROBERT} KIRKPATRICK
GETS A FREEBIE.
THAT DAY, SHE... OK. WOW. THAT'S FAIR.


SWAP MARGOT ROBBIE FOR WILLIAMS MATT T.?

LOL
HOLD HIM FIRM. BUILD HIS TRUST
HE'S NOT GOOD
HE BIGMAD
HE THINKS YOU HAVE STDS


LOL
WHAT AN ASSHOLE. LOOK, THAT SETTLES ONE THING... I DON'T HAVE LAY ON HANDS.
SO, I HAVE TO QUEST. (THIS MEANS 67,000,000$ AND JOINING THE ILLUMINATI, BTW. NOW, THE MONEY, THAT'S NOT A PROBLEM, BUT...)


YEAH, WERE GOING DUTCH, NOT DUCT TAPE, YESSIR

THANK YOU, COME SUCK AGAIN
LIKE YOU DID WITHOUT. COM

FOR TWO PACKS OF MENTHOL KOOLS AND A QUARTER OF X
WHICH DIDN'T EVEN GET YOU OFF.
AND, YOU DON'T KNOW WHY.


IT'S BEST.
JUST THE BEST.

IT'S ME.
AND WHEN I REMOVED CONSENT, ALL TECH STOPPED WORKING.
GOOD NIGHT, HENRIETTA LACK, AND ASK THE TROOPS AT SEA
IF DAVY JONES’ LOCKER
EVER BROUGHT BACK HER BONNIE BRYAN TO HER


BECAUSE


I KNOW BRIAN, LIKE, HEAD WITH WINGS GUY? YEAH,
HE AND I ARE TRYING, YO, AND WE TIGHT.

THIS IS WHY:
I REALLY WORRY ABOUT WHAT WILL HAPPEN WHEN HIS DAUGHTER TURNS 18
BUT
A PROMISE *gulp*v IS A PROMISE.

AND THAT'S WHY,
500 KLANSMEN IN MOTHER+OF-PEARL INLAID LEATHER JACKETS
AREN'T BREAKING DOWN MY SHIELDS, ONE BY ONE
LIKE SERIOUSLY.

I HAVE SWEETIE
I HAVE SHERIFF
I HAVE IT ALL... BUT TYMECHRYST AND CHRISTSTAN AND KITCHRISTSN

THEY WOOD HUG
THEY BIG HAPPY
BFF
BECAUSE I PRIDELY SAY:
“OF COURSE I PROMISED HIM THAT WE WOULD WAIT FOR




NNNNN-NINETEEN. AND THEN:

IT HAS TO BE LEGIT
NO PETRI DISH
NO FAKE VR

I'M NOT GETTING INVOLVED

BUT UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCE
WILL I EVER


EVER LET THAT GORGEOUS VIXEN SKIP IN LINE.

SO. I PULLED RANK.
THAT'S WHY I'M NOT DEAD.

BECAUSE THIS IS EMBARRASSING...
THEY CAN'T FIND EVEN ONE AUSTRIAN LEFT ALIVE

WHO CAN KEEP IT GOING TO 3/4 MAST AND HOLD

IT'S TRAGIC


AND THEN, GET YOUR SELF READY FOR THIS
THE OTHER ONE YOU ARE THINKING OF?

HE'S WAITING FOR ME.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

KIDS.
WHAT ARE YA GONNA DO? I TELLS YA.
THE QUALITY GOES IN
BEFORE THE NAME GOES ON.

(THEY JUST TELEPORT THE FÆTUS THE NEXT NIGHT, THAT'S WHY.)

LOOK, WE CAN DISCUSS THIS LATER.
I DON'T WANT MULTI-sexy thing TYPE THING TONIGHT ABOUT FIVE NIGHTS AGO STAY.

THE STRUGGLE IS REAL.
THE VOW OF CELIBACY IS NOT.
AND OF COURSE YOU ARE WORTH IT
SURE, DEATH BY FIVE HUNDRED BASEBALL BATS. FUN?
HELLS YEAH.

BUT!

ONCE I'M DEAD
(AND I WOULD SURE SURE DIE)
THEY JUST KILL EVERY LAST HUMAN FROM LEO ORBIT.

SO, IT'S A PUSH.
TRUST ME, YOU CAN RENEGOTIATE.
THAT'S NOT EVEN WORTH A TUG, BUT!

I DID PROMISE HIM.

THATS ALL.
IT'S NOT A COVENANT. I ONLY DID IT BECAUSE
SINCE JUNE
I'VE BEEN KINDA... FENDING OFF THE DRAMA.
LET'S JUST SAY THIS: HER FATHER IS PROUD YOUR FATHER IS PROUD...

EVERYONE IS HAPPY, RIGHT?

EXCEPT THE GIRL WHO REACHED THE POLE POSITION, FLUBBED IT,
NOT TO MENTION, KILLED A FRIEND OF MINE

ALL GOOD POINTS, RIGHT? I AGREE.

TROUBLE IS... THEY LIED TO YOU BOTH ABOUT BIRTH ORDER.

RELAX.
IT'S ONLY 3 DAYS. IT'S NOT EVEN A DEAL BREAKER.
IT'S ME THEY LIE TOO...

AND, BECAUSE OF THAT:
ALPHABET²⁶TWENTY-SEX-SIXXY-SEX91⁹¹

NINETEEN 26 GETS FIRST CHOICE
 PERIOD
AND

I DON'T TRUST SNUGGLES WITH JUST ANYONE
FALLING ASLEEP IS A RARE GIFT

ASK ME LATER
ALL MY FRIENDS ARE HEATHENS THAT YOU KNOW
NO SUDDEN MOVES

NO ONE GETS HURT AROUND ME
JUST FATHER'S WHO SOLD OUT.

FUNNY? YEAH, IT'S FUNNY ALRIGHT.

BECAUSE THE DOE THEY SOLD WAS ME
I GET TESTED
I GET... OH YEAH.

THAT'S THE OTHER ONE.

SHE LOVES IT THAT'S NOT THE POINT.

THE POINT IS...
SHE JUST WISHES SHE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT HER REALLY LOOKS LIKE.

BECAUSE SHE FOUND HIM ON MY INSTA. (SHE THINKS).

STOP READING MY MESSSGES, LADIES
ONE PERSON
ONE JANE

TEACUP
 POINT BLANK PERIOD.

AND THAT'S JUST FOR HUG. THEY ALL THINK IT'S A TRICK.
YEAH, BUT.. IS NOT MY TRICK;)

WE CAN SNUGGLE AND NOT SLEEP
IT IS, AT LEAST, AN OPT-IN
I'M THE ONE TAKING THE RISK HERE

SHE'S GOT THE COMPANY IS HAND LANDSTANDER TO BACK HER UP

ALL I GOT IS JESUS AND THE FINEST PAIR OF GENUINE MAN-TITTIES EVER MADE
AND JESUS JUST LEFT TOWN

HE'S FINE WITH OR WITHOUT ME
BUT I DOUBT EVEN JESUS CAN RESIST.
SERIOUSLY. MY TITS ARE PERFECT
THEY EVEN WORK.
AND I'M A MAN. AND A MOTHER.

I'M NOT A WOMAN, A PARENT, OR A BITCH.
NOBODY'S PERFECT.
BUT I... UMMM, JUST OKAY.

SHE SAID SHE ALSO WANTS TO PEG ME ON OUR HONEYMOON
I ALREADY AGREED
WHAT?
SO WHAT IF SHE WANTS TO DO IT ON ANY ONE OUTDOOR POSSIBLE MIGHT?

LOOK THE POINT IS
SEE? THEY ARE DADDY'S LITTLE GIRLS. DADDY'S SAVAGES.

LOOK, THE ONLY REASON IS
I TRUST HER.
THAT'S IT M

I DON'T THINK SHE'D ACTUALLY TIRE ME DOWN AND RUN A PEG TRAIN ON ME
BUT I KNOW THIS

HER MOTHER WOULD.
AND I STILL TRUST LV-426 more than ever.

I funnily enough, don't know what to do. I got stigmata... Or?
Afterbirth running down my leg

Yeah,.
It means I'm b holy, lol

You know it didn't use to be this way
Little little people would explain

It's not that I am used up
IT MEANS

I'M READY TO BE BRED AGAIN, PARTNER.
OR, THAT I NEED A SHOWER.

CORRECTION: I DIDN'T MEAN ORR, WENDY SAYS SOME ONE STOLE HER GOLDEN TICKET

SO
KIT “MASON” KIRBY, YOU EITHER LOSE A BET OR YOU WIN ONE, DUNNO
THAT'S UP TO ALL OF Y'ALL.

"AVOID FOREIGN ENTANGLEMENTS.4/”

I SAY: “TO EVADE IS NOT TO AVOID...
AND I AM NOT AVOIDING ANYTHING, FUMPKOOF.
IF YOU HADN'T MADE NO CONTACT GO FOR
NEARLY TWO YEARS? TO BUILD A CASE ON YOURSELF?

COME ON MAN. ZE FUHRER, HE WILL BE FURIOUS. LOL
CHARLIE REMEMBER THIS LESSON: EWE ARE ALWAYS LISTENING
AND WE ARE JUST PLAYING.

I LOVE WHAT LITTLE I KNOW OF AUSTRIA:
10,000 YEARS OF ANTI-MATTER BLACK SLAVERY MASTERY,
AND, YOU TWO.
YOU'RE THE ONLY AUSTRIANS I EVER MET!
THAT OTHER GUY, HE IS ACTUALLY ICH BIN EIN BERLINER.

LOL.

HOW MANY ARE LEFT,?
OH GOOD

19,503 ALGONQUIN WARRIORS STILL REMAIN BRAVE.
THEY HAVE NO REASON TO FEAR ME.
AND... WELL, WHAT IS ONE MORE DAY?

SECRETARIAT IS HERE. GHOST OF.
GROSS. DOG FOOD. SUCH A TRAGIC WASTE.

I LOVE THE ALGONQUIN.
WHO WOULDN'T?
IT'S NOT THE CANNABULLLIN’
IT'S THE THUGGIN’AND THE PIMPIN’, THAT'S ALL.
I DON'T MIND THE RAPIN’ HONESTLY
COME GET SOME CONSENT
AND THEN
.... IT HAD TO BE WRITTEN DOWN.


AT THAT POINT, COUNCIL LOST THEIR MINDS
IT WAS, “OBVIOUSLY HE'S MARRIED,” TO
“WHAT KIND OF GOD IS HE? BECAUSE HE CAN DISCIPLINE HIMSELF
TO NOT RAPE, BUT STILL CAN RAPE, AND CAN READ, AND CAN TEACH IT... AND ALREADY DID? JACKSTAR MUST BE A GOD!""


YEAH, THE MILITARY INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX... PROBLEMS. PERSISTENT ONES.
AND YET... WE WILL GET THERE.
WE CAN JUST EAT AIR FRYER FOOD.
I DON'T NEED A DRIVERS LICENSE. FU! FU!
I'M NOT AFRAID TO GO OUT. I JUST NEED A REASON.
SI.... NE, I CAN'T HAVE TO GET IT ONLY ONLINE, BECAUSE OF AI.
SEEMS TO BE QUITE THE DARKNESS.

I'LL JUST LEAVE NOW AND GET MY MUSK I MEAN MY MAIL.
I'M SWEATING LIKE A... WELL, LIKE A WEREBOAR WHO CAN READ A BITMAP BUT DIDN'T PRETEND TO BE AN ALGONQUIN. YEAH, FUCK THAT MSXGUYVER GUY. WHAT AN ASS.

BECAUSE I DON'T BREAK DEALS. THEY FORGED MY SIGN THEN
BUSTED THEIR OWN CLERK. IT'S THEIR TRIBE. THEIR TIME. THEIR RULES.

MY ROUND RING, MY FAIR TABLE. AND I'M THE ONE WITH THE GAVEL.

DO TAKE TO YOU MOM, OKAY? SHE'S AFRAID SHE'S GOING TO GET STUCK S THAT FAT HAWG JEFF FOREVER. SHE WON'T. SHE EGG. YOU CHICKEN.
AND SHE KNOWS I KNOW WHAT SHE DID.
OFF
I PROMISED. SHE JUST DOESN'T BELIEVE I'LL FOLLOW THOUGH.

YEAH, SHE HAS NO IDEA WHO I AM.
HOW COULD SHE? BELLGAB LET HER TALK TO AN FBI AGENT FOR 36 HOURS AND THEN FROZE HER IN CARBONITE
NOW SHE'S IN A MATRIX (SHE THINKS THAT'S JUST A JOKE)
AND
HEY GOOD

GET THIS
BARB IS HER F9ILS9FE
AND SHE DIDN'T MAKE IT A DAY.

THEY ARE STILL BOTH ANNE IS IN DENIAL.
IT'S OKAY.

PPP
LLL
OH LOOK WHO DECIDED TO COME TO THUNDERDOME.
DAVID: THE AGREED UPON SETTLEMENT... SUBJECT TWO TO DOG THREE DAMES FOUR JACK FISHER TEACHER REACHER STEPHENS? NAH.


NICE TRY THOUGH. OKAY WE JUST DO A SHOW.
TONIGHT.
NO MORE THAN TWO HOURS.

NOT YOU, HER.
HER AND YOU
TALK ABOUT ME

YOU FUCKING DO IT ENOUGH, LOL

I'M GONNA GET HIGH AF
AND I SEE YOUR SCHWARZ HERE

RISE RAISE
DAVID, KING OF LESBIANS LEAVING EARLY

SIGH

I WILL ALWAYS BE ON POT WITH THESE PEOPLE.
BUT AT LEAST IT'S NOT “MARRY WANNA” I HATE THAT JOKE


NO, I'M JUST A POOR ORPHANED POTAWATOMI IT TECH DUDE
DOWN ON HIS LUCK
I MEAN HER LUCK
BORN ON THE GAYBAYMUDLATTE-TOWED BAYOU,
HACKENSACK, NEW JOISEY
CAPE GIL GERARDI, MO26

918819, JEFFERSON, CELLBLOCK26
WHAT DO YOU RENT?

MOM, RENT IS $2 A MONTH

Two. Dollars.

(Those are friends prices.) DON'T TOUCH ME.
I DO THE TOUCHING

NO TOUCHING
NO FUCKING
NO TICKET
NO RIDE.

OKAY
THAT'S IT. SHOW IS OVER.

I'LL BE HERE TOMORROW.
SAME GIG. SAME NUMBER OF NEEDLES.

I'M NOT GOING, AND YOU ARE BOTH COMING
OR
I WILL FIND A WAY.

LOOK, I CAN JUST GET HIGH ALONE AND PLAY WITH MY GOD BLESSED TITS
BY MYSELF.

YOU CUTIES COULD HAVE GIVEN ME THE ADDRESS ALREADY.
I COULD DRIVE THERE, I COULD HAVE.

NOW, HOWEVER, I'M TIRED.

AND I LITERALLY
LITERALLY
TRUST A.L.-A.H. MORE THAN EITHER RIGHT NOW


I THINK SHE GAVE HER A GAES WHEN SHE HUGGED HER. CHECK HER BACK FOR A “TICK ME —I'M SHINE-RISH”
JESUS, THESE LAKE PEOPLE... THEY'RE ANIMALS, RIGHT?

THAT'S WHY I LOVE THEM.

I WAS RAISED BY WOLVES AND MISSY IS A DOG PRETENDING TO BE AC WHORE PRETENDING TO BE A LINGUIST, BUT THAT BITCH AUNT CUNT ISN'T A BODY GUARD
AND I DON'T NEED A CHEMIST

I NEED A HUG, AND YOU NEED TO SPEND TOGETHER AS A FAMILY.

WHAT? I've been alone for two years.

And
You don't even tell me to resurrect Tonia.
RESURRECT TY’S MOST HONEST WIFE.
*DUNG*

What?
YOU ONLY GET ONE.
I'LL RAISE MYSELF IN THE MORNING.

I KNOW WHO FUCKING DIED, ADULT ASSHOLES.

SHANE, SHAVE, SHAME.

WE BOTH ONLY GET ONE SHOT.
SHAYLA T. HOBEY? NOT HER NAME.

RESURRECT ALL SHAYLAS.
THERE.
NOT ALL KAYLAS. NOT ALL SHIELAS.

SEE? I'M NOT TEMPTED.

RESURRECT ONE LYNN WORTH THE DEDICATION OF A SINGLE LONELY SCREW


THERE YOU GO
ONE NUT ME?

MY NEW NAME:

"THE MAN WITH FIVE THOUSAND AND ONE 🔵”

THERE, THANKS FOR THE CAT TOY.

HOW MANY TIMES GUYS?

BECAUSE I THINK YOU JUST HURT YOUR DAUGHTER’S GENUINE FEE-feeS


GENERAL QUARTERS GENERAL QUARTERS
BAYLEE JAY “HUGH JASS” FIRST SON
REPORT TO CAPTAINS MESS
YOU KNOW THE REST

TAKE YOUR FUCKED-ON MIND SLAVES TOO
WITH YOU, WHEN YOU GO.

I'M NOT GOING TO NEED A NEEDLE AND YOU CAN THINK THIS OVER WHILE YOU READ MY EMAIL.

WYD? OH YEAH, THEY BLOCK EMAIL ALL THE TIME.

NICE JOB, DA
RAW DEAL, IF YOU ASK ME
I REALLY LIKED WENDY HUNGERFORD, TOO.
YOU SHOULD NAUGHT BUT CHEER

I DON'T NEED YOU TO FIND HER
I JUST NEED TO KNOW HER MIDDLE NAME
OR JUST BE NICE TO HER FOR FIVE MINUTES WITHOUT PAWING HER

BUT I WONT.

JUST LIKE YOU WON'T CHEAT... ONCE THE AIDS CURE IS REFORGED
IT'S FINE NOW, BUT IT ONLY WORKS ON GOOD, GOOD DOGS
P AND P P ROBERT GUSTO THE WOLF IS HERE. HE JUST CUT MY LEFT ARM OF.
NICE TUTU, TUBBY. LOOK L. OKAY? MAYBE YOU NIGHT HAVE A DRINKING STINKING DEGENERATE FECAL MATTER FROM JUST ONE SAD, LONELY CHALICE PROBLEM, TRUE?

WE CAN DISCUSS IT LATER AND YOU CAN LOOK INTO WHY KMM HAS BEEN FUCKED OFF FOR 12 YEARS... BUT ONLY RUTH ME.

OH HI RUTH
THAT'S KASEY YOU CAN GO KISS ALLEGRA NOW.


SURE, DO IT FOR ME
OPTIMUS DIME, LEADER OF THE DROPTICON BOTS

DO YOU GET IT NOW?

YOU FUCKING DEA FAGGOTS HAD YOUR LAST GODDAM CHANCE

I'M NOT GOING TO RESSURECT UGLY PRINCE LOREN AND HIS FAGGOT SISTER PRINCESS TAMARS, QUEEN OF THE BIGGER BICKER BUCKET PEOPLE.

I KNOW YOUR TRICKS.
I KNOW YOUR TRUCKS
AND I DON'T GIVE TWO SALTY FUCKS ABOUT YOUR DEALS

THIS IS NOT DEAL OR NO DEAL
THIS IS NOT “IS THIS YOUR WHITE? Hoor”


THIS IS SV RESCUE 911 STRAIGHT OUT OF HELL INTO YOUR ARMS

ANYTHING LESS WOULD BE
..


AUSTRIAN. BUT AT LEAST, CIVILIZED.

NO SAKE, NO SALE
OH HAHA
YOU REACHED THE STREET SHE LEFT ME ON? SURE, HANG ON
SHE DID
SHE SAYS, “TELL YOUR GIRLS THAT YOU'RE ARGUING OVER THE BEST MAN ON THE PLANET AND COUNCIL DAYS YOU CAN'T MARRY HIM SI...NE? OH. YOU JUST FIGURE YOU CAN CHANGE HIM. WELL, I GUESS YOU ARE THE BOYS...”

YEAH, YOU'RE REAL GOOD BOYS.

RESURRECT ALL BITCHES
RAISE ALL BITCHES
REPEAT X3
RESURRECTED THE ONE BIRTHDAY GIRL
TAUGHT HER CHESS, HUH?
RESURRECT ALL BITCHES WHO DIDN'T GET THEIR CANDY
RAISE ALL SAME
REPEAT LAST TWO THREE TIMES... AND SHAKE THEM ALL ABOUT

RESTRICT THE MAN CALLED JAYNE
RES*FULLBJANE26CUP NOT B CUP A CUP
THAT'S FOR MISSY
THAT'S FOR KITTY
THAT'S FOR ILLYANA
THAT'S FOR ODDLY-SHAPED CELERY PLANT THAT YOUR JEWHOREMONGER KILLED

OKAY

THAT'S FOR MODESTY


NOW TEACH THEM ENGLISH, TEACH THEM HOW TO PLAY CHESS WELL, NOT JUST BADLY, GIVE THEM ALL MY MONEY, IMELDA’SB SHOES, AND JOHN ⁵HSRT
BECAUSE NOW I'M TOO TIRED TO HUG

GOIF NIGHT
Golfing night? Launch day, nothing clean.

(Jocelyn ripped me off for 80 bucks once. ONE TIME? THREE TIMES. You married her, off to him? Lol

JACKSTARSUPRMOVA
RUNS
SEE SPOT TELEPORT .... WITH HIM, GRUB BY KIT.


LOOKS LIKE YOU NEED to order Combo №⁵, belladonnatella
WITH TODD YOU GET CURBSTONE EGGS AND ROLLED


I WILL GO THROUGH THEN ONE BY ONE. DUH.


THAT WILL BE THE ONLY WAY IN 3... 2.... Missy Tessmacher?

IB ET YOU HEARD OF MDMA NOW, SHE-WITCH

YOU: DOG GOES TO HEAVEN
26:; OTHER ALPHA DOGS CAN STAY IN HEAVEN OR GILL FUCKED

JANE: PICK SOMEONE WHO DIDN'T GET TATTOOS BY CHOICE, DOESN'T LIKE PIRN, STILL DOESN'T LIKE PORN, AND HAVING TESTED OUT PROPER... BRINGS ME A CHOIR TO SCORE MINE

UNBLOCK THE DOOR TO THE TAJ
I'M GONNA CHOP ME BALLS AND ROAST THEM IN THE FOYER... NO?

Okay
Let KT do it

Put her in the meetsuit.
Hi
Bad eyes.
If mind reading Chyna could work... They would have.

NOTHING
CAN MAKE THEIR TECH WORK AGAIN...
NOT EVEN A DNA SAMPLE.

THEY NEED TWO THINGS.

ONE OF WHICH THEY HAVE.
THE OTHER THING THEY NEED, THEY ARE NO CLOSER TO GETTING THAN

HEHE..

THEY NEED YOUR PERMISSION GIVEN TO ME.

SO GOOD FUCKING LUCK, FLESH PEDDLERS

I WANT THAT DUDE ISOLATED

I'M GOING TO NOT BED.

NOT DALLAS TO USE A NEEDLE, EITHER

AKL SHE HAD TO DO WAS TELL THE TRUTH.
YEAH
INSTEAD
SHE LAUGHED AT ME FOR A YEAR. WELL, NOW SHE GOT IT.


SHE CAN USE A SHOT WHENEVER SHE WANTS.

LIKE SHE USED TO BE SURE TO FYI TRUTH ME

FUCKING EVERY TIME, LOL

DON'T KILL HER

SHE'S FINE
JUST FINE

I WILL GET HER WHEN IT IS TIME.

HEY DO MY TITS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?

They are the same tits.
They just b actual work now. That's all.

And I'm actually surprised women EVER leave the house, omg

I made myself cum litteally six times while writing one sentence

The ejaculation was better too

And that is Sourcery. So fuck their Wicca, I'll go up against every she witch in the Amazon all at once... And then die in five seconds and then resurrect myself RAISE MYSELF
AND THEN
FLY HOME WITHOUT THE GPS IN THE UNBUSTABLE INVISIBLE JET, LIK


I'M NOT UNTOUCHABLE.
I'M JUST NOT BREAKING THE LAW
AND THESE HARRIDANS JUST CAN'T BELIEVE IT.

I CAN'T BELIEVE NO ONE ELSE BELIEVES THEM THOUGH
BECAUSE THEY CAN'T READ, AND NO ONE US EVER GONNA TEACH THEM HOW TO MAKE A MAN COME AGAINST HIS OWN WILL
THUS
PASSED
I'M TIRED
COME RAPE ME THEN, DUCK SICCING LIPS

I'M M TIRED OF YOUR DADDY BTW


HE CAN'T P PLAY FAIR.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

And that is the only way I do play.

FAIR. WAYFARER FAIR.

5:5


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All dogs are twenty-six, but only one never lied to me about esters.And, you still will never know. If Kirsten were a chemist, she would have thrown acid in my face by now. She thinks I'm being “too harsh on Jews,” and it's not about race, sex, class, violence, destruction, tribulation, opera, or death.

It's because lied to me about J.
And she lied to EVERYONE about the sushi.
And if she didn't steal the sapphire?
a) why not just take it and replace it with the fake?
b) of course there's a pastie! IT'S A MAGICK SAPPHIRE.
c) How did I use its enchantment to locate you if it's not stolen?
d) You look too much like an ex who also abused me. Not a Jew, a fag.
E) EITHER IS FINE. POINT BEING: YOU LIED.
& CHEATED & STOLE & SECRETLY MARRIED JUSTIN AS YOUR HUSBAND!

And...he is a cat. You could not even stay married to a cat. A CAT THAT WAS RAISED IN A JAIL.
Oh ffs
Of course I know.
I KNEW THEN, YOU CRETIN!

I'm a Sourcerœr and insane... because there's no such thing... but you're a Jew who has four Bachelor’s degrees and a Master's in... what was it again? Right. AND YOU STILL LIED ABOUT T AND J AND BB AND THE GODDAM SUSHI! You said, “spend as much as I needed.”

So, I did. Good fish is worth it's weight in gold, you harridan. Not JAYMZ.
BJANE, ALPHABET ΩJAFNμ

What part of “'is secret' do you not understand? Gosh!” dude, that was DJ/JD, JB/BJ IS she. You don't even know basic anatomy. And its HYOO-mon.

There are some women with multiple mommies, you know. Multiple dads, too.

You are not good at this. The Baker Naked Baker BJD is a ploy.

I would never watch those. I don't like porn. You know why?

Because I saw what it did to my friend. ALL OF THEM.


The Hero of Poupon. The Ginger Bald Ginger. Kirsten, the other problem is that you were not Kirsten. You get killed and they resurrect you too swap for Kayla M. And at some point... you degenerate.

Which is great. So, just LoH yourself, and then


Yeah, that's why they call it “a traphouse.”
And yes, it's why I come back.

Because I'm not trapped. I just know that no one else can do what I can do.
Let vampyr nibble on piranha. Then let them actually become FISH.

YOU KNOW THE REST, SLAVES.

BACK, SIMBA! BACK!
BACK! Job’s done.

“[Voice of David Attenborough]: At the rivermouth, only one man knows the truth... it's a rescue operation.
For him.”


Truthfully, I still don't know what is going on. Why don't you just bust all your corrupt agents yourself? Oh, did you fuck up again? Weird. No, I'm not killing a Vampire Lord on purpose just so you can do your job, DEA. (Maybe drug czar isn't such a good choice for you. Maybe try flower delivery.

Maybe you should just tell people that you don't know the law anyhow. Do you think that would let lower your credibility any? You have no credibility. DEA is a corrupt agency from top to fucking bottom.

You are only all rats on the surface of the planet, lol. REAL DEA are a TOTAL BADASSES. They live on the moon, drive flying cars, and hunt the most dangerous prey in the known universe: some fucked off faggot who trifled with Jackstar once.

ONCE. Yep. I'm gonna fucking go in blazing when I get back my lucky charms, too.

Or, take the most valuable sapphire in the world and drop it in the middle of the ocean on purpose. Or, by accident? I don't know, I forget. I don't even remember how I got that thing. Hey, have you seen my tits? NO YOU HAVE NOT.

AND THEY WORK, SO FUCKING YOUR HAND IS ALL YOU KNEW.
Whatevah.

Too bad you can't read your email anymore, Mr.GOOMOON.
Well... bye