Author Topic: 5mwJ  (Read 742185 times)

Re: 5mwJ
« Reply #1575 on: August 22, 2023, 10:51:56 PM »
Calling you an idiot is an insult to idiots.

You seem pretty frisky today for a cubicle pilot. Don't they put something in the water cooler to keep you simmered down? I know, it all seems so unfair to people who don't know jack or shit about what has really gone on.

Relax. There’s no party for potatoes that you've been disinvited from. It's just me, in the back of my red and black pickup truck, wearing black and red and green. It's not even very sunny right now— these bare legs I'm showing aren't even gonna change their albedo.

But, by great good fortune, there is a tanning salon here next to the Cold Stone Creamery. This strip-mall in the suburbs of my State Capitol has it all! Maybe I'll just decide *snap* to be homeless today. I can do that.

I don't have running water, but... I do have options, People reprobative scum. (forgot where I was for a moment, oopsy)

Re: 5mwJ
« Reply #1576 on: August 22, 2023, 11:48:27 PM »
You seem pretty frisky today for a cubicle pilot. Don't they put something in the water cooler to keep you simmered down? I know, it all seems so unfair to people who don't know jack or shit about what has really gone on.

Relax. There’s no party for potatoes that you've been disinvited from. It's just me, in the back of my red and black pickup truck, wearing black and red and green. It's not even very sunny right now— these bare legs I'm showing aren't even gonna change their albedo.

But, by great good fortune, there is a tanning salon here next to the Cold Stone Creamery. This strip-mall in the suburbs of my State Capitol has it all! Maybe I'll just decide *snap* to be homeless today. I can do that.

I don't have running water, but... I do have options, People reprobative scum. (forgot where I was for a moment, oopsy)

If you’re so well off then why are you begging from Bellgabbers?! ???




why are you begging

I am not. I have simply been making it unmistakably obvious that none of you have any clue what any of this has really been about. Money? What money? Ho ho ho... my nigga, please.

THIS HAS BEEN ABOUT POWER.


If you’re so well off

I'm not wealthy, you moron; I'm frugal. What business is it of yours anyway? What are you, the panhandling police? Maybe you should hurry up and lean on Jersey Shore for your share of the vig, Pimpmonger.


you moron

He's a doctor, Jack

Please behave, sir, or I'll call Black Anthony up here.

He's a doctor, Jack

I'm sure that impresses the likes of you and your ilk.


Please behave, sir, or I'll call Black Anthony up here.

Why does it always gotta be about color? Look, this clando luggage I'm carting around... I never, not even once, ascribed any significance to the fact that the luggage is, like, black in color. Frankly, I don't know that it's not an actual gift. However, that being said... I'm not opposed to going to the ENUMCLAW POLICE DEPARTMENT and EXPLAINING EXACTLY WHERE I GOT IT FROM.

Do you have a doctor for that? Pfft. Quincy wanna cracker? (She's gotta be full by now...)

Please behave

You are not in prison breaking rocks with a pickaxe because of my largess, restraint, and genuine love for Humanity, not because of any particular reason you need to be singled out or studied or given a pass or because I would like to curry favor with you or your people, do you have any conception of this?

You're basically just lucky I'm wearing a kilt with with tails for you to ride. Eyes on you, Champ.


STAY HUNGRY.

Re: 5 Mumbling Moments with Jackstar
« Reply #1580 on: August 23, 2023, 05:27:16 AM »
Don't you have your own personal blogthreads to pollute? It's a big site. Seems like you could whine about your hallucinatory delusions about me somewhere else; how about the place where you store the transcripts of all your rape fantasies?

Or, is that on your sister-site?

Sister-site? C'mon man, you teasin' us? Give us the scoop.

Re: 5 Minutes of Seething Envy with Jackstar
« Reply #1581 on: August 23, 2023, 05:27:33 AM »
Money isn’t the only currency in life, as you well know. You had that covered (until recently) and everyone still hates you. What’s up with that?! :D

He ain't just fanning himself here.



5 Grumbling Moments with Jackstar
« Reply #1582 on: August 23, 2023, 06:07:55 AM »
Sister-site? C'mon man, you teasin' us? Give us the scoop.

Give me the list of this month’s lawfully proscribed chemical compounds and an address where I can secure an 🎱 without my dick shriveling up -or- some bulky, bully thug acting like he gets to enforce his white-coated übernerd overlord’s enforcement directives onto me.

You cannot re-bottle this genie; I now know the truth, and isn't it nice of me, not to be hollering my head off about it? My content doesn't have to be as bad as it is.

I could be shot by Pinkertons before dawn on any day of the week, with just five minutes of certain... select statements behing made, n’est-ce pas? Fortunately for you — you, and your ilk — I seek neither martyrdom, nor revolution.

(Vengeance for Alexander Shulgin.)


Read my lips: I fucking like to fucking get fucking high, and obviously I'm not a goddam drug addict. Stop dumping poison on me. Stop sending me shitty dope. STOP ACTING LIKE YOU'RE IN GODDAM CHARGE.

G-d rules your world. Not dope, not stims, and not your stupid projectile weapons. By the way, I meant it, I stopped using alcohol. *snap* Just like that. So:



STEP OFF, SMOKEY. Oh yeah, that reminds me, I'm going to buy some cigarettes now... Mom says, “they do match the truck.” I love my Mom, btw... and you’re all goddam lucky that she loves you too, Bellgab.

Because she's basically the only friend you twerps have left. #peace

5 Minutes of rot in hell with scum queen
« Reply #1583 on: August 23, 2023, 06:10:02 AM »
He ain't just fanning himself here.

It's an EMERGENCY. Go clutch some pearls that will undoubtedly be cast before thee before a berthed minute is up.

Re: 5mwJ
« Reply #1584 on: August 23, 2023, 07:31:01 AM »
Fuck you, cunt.

Re: 5 Grumbling Moments with Jackstar
« Reply #1585 on: August 23, 2023, 07:48:35 AM »
Give me the list of this month’s lawfully proscribed chemical compounds and an address where I can secure an 🎱 without my dick shriveling up -or- some bulky, bully thug acting like he gets to enforce his white-coated übernerd overlord’s enforcement directives onto me.

You cannot re-bottle this genie; I now know the truth, and isn't it nice of me, not to be hollering my head off about it? My content doesn't have to be as bad as it is.

I could be shot by Pinkertons before dawn on any day of the week, with just five minutes of certain... select statements behing made, n’est-ce pas? Fortunately for you — you, and your ilk — I seek neither martyrdom, nor revolution.

(Vengeance for Alexander Shulgin.)


Read my lips: I fucking like to fucking get fucking high, and obviously I'm not a goddam drug addict. Stop dumping poison on me. Stop sending me shitty dope. STOP ACTING LIKE YOU'RE IN GODDAM CHARGE.

G-d rules your world. Not dope, not stims, and not your stupid projectile weapons. By the way, I meant it, I stopped using alcohol. *snap* Just like that. So:



STEP OFF, SMOKEY. Oh yeah, that reminds me, I'm going to buy some cigarettes now... Mom says, “they do match the truck.” I love my Mom, btw... and you’re all goddam lucky that she loves you too, Bellgab.

Because she's basically the only friend you twerps have left. #peace

Stay away from the coffee enemas and you'll be fine.



5 Omens with Jackstar
« Reply #1586 on: August 23, 2023, 10:16:18 AM »



Stay away from the coffee enemas

YOU are in no position to judge what goes in my butt.

and you'll be fine.

I am going to state this one time.

Cease your interference in my life immediately, rescind your isolationist agenda, and start apologizing to those who are and have been negatively affected;

OR I SHALL ROOST, WATCH, AND GLEEFULLY EXULT IN THE CRUMBLING FALL INTO HELL OF YOUR ENTIRE WAY OF LIFE, FLESHLING. I have exactly zero necessity in the knowing of your identity or identities in order to bring about this outcome; and I have no skin in the game here. If there are those who have been terrorized into silence who wish to see this all turn into the last twenty minutes of Fight Club, I will certainly allow it. If they manifest it, I won't have to lift a finger to trigger it and I won't raise a hand to either halt the conflagration or help it along.

It will just fucking happen. I expect my communications to be unrestricted and fully restored within 48 hours. Do not test me.

I know exactly how bad this can get: I have been there.



Fuck you, cunt.

Wait until you find out, who you've been talking to here.

5mwJ — twenty-threeAug23 — Underestimatin’
« Reply #1587 on: August 23, 2023, 10:29:14 AM »


But, the real question is, is this your final form?

If you have to ask, you're testing. Do not test the hung, angry man.

Re: 5 Openings with Jackstar
« Reply #1588 on: August 23, 2023, 10:47:41 AM »
YOU are in no position to judge what goes in my butt.

Who wants that POV?. Not 3v3n the worst troll in the world.

Unless you have a pay for view in mind. No one wants that.

SICK.

Re: 5 Openings with Jackstar
« Reply #1589 on: August 23, 2023, 11:27:28 AM »


Unless you have a pay for view in mind. No one wants that.

SICK.


Laugh it up, Fuzzball.