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[AZZERAE]

* Jackstar contemplates his anatomy.

On my planet we call it 'show and tell.' I remember the time one kid cut a hole in a paper bag and put his wee little wiener into the hole, and when the teacher asked him to show the class what was so funny there was a collective gasp, which wound one of the little girls up in the nurse's office after having an epileptic seizure. Who knew such outrage could come from something so innocent? I knew, in that moment, that little boy would grow up to become a prolific sexual deviant. And even at that age, before the Marquis de Sade, I was a Libertine. I was proud to see such debauchery unfold before my very eyes. I was proud to shatter the moral fabric of fragile normalcy in my own small way. That little boy wasn't me, oh no. But I would go on to live vicariously through him in the following years. I mean, how much damage can you do with a pen, anyway?

[AZZERAE]

Could be worse.

Could be. Could be much much worse. Could be the worst. Like ever. Could be catastrophic. Could be earth shatteringly bad. Could be the end of the line. Ones goose could be cooked-- Cooked I tell you! Or crooked. Ever met a crooked goose? I know some shady cats, but them geese they usually pretend to be innocent and sweet, but can get incredibly aggressive at times. They're also horrible rapists. Not that you get a such thing as a nice rapist, right? Also; FUCK THE DOLPHINS.

[AZZERAE]

I'm not interested; I heard you all have ringworm or something, and all of you tell me nothing.

Hmm ... Let's see. AIDS blood ... AIDS blood ... Where could I have put that jar of AIDS blood?

[AZZERAE]

I don't have any audience. I don't do lives.

Don't get me wrong. To me, the ENTIRE HUMAN RACE is nothin' but a bunch of fuckin' niggers.

[Jackstar]

We chose to Abort.

To me, the ENTIRE HUMAN RACE is nothin' but a bunch of fuckin' niggers.

#peace

[Jackstar]

Absolutely no one was using it and it was viewed by some as a threat and to at least one person... it was.
[11:56 AM]
Also, my communications are still being disrupted. I don't know who still has At War flagged still on Kuczi, but someone does.
[11:56 AM]
My guess is it is one of the Tribers
[11:56 AM]
and since I magickally arranged for Kirsten and DVR to tumble in public, I supsect it's a hot conflict.
[11:57 AM]
I don't say her name in public lightly, but... I don't see anyone screaming at me while driving 70 mph through Tribal lands and pulling a fucking knife on me
[11:58 AM]
I'm over it, but, it's the principle of the thing. WHere's the counseling? Where's the support? Where's the lead investigator walking tall? Nowhere bupkisville, that's where.
[11:58 AM]
So, at this point, I"m mildly steamed about it. Meanwhile, I have solved like 8 or 9 cold cases in my spare time and for a bonus, I cast conflagration on Israel.
[11:59 AM]
I know it sounds so implausible to believe, but Putin invaded Ukraine because of Grapefruit and the Jews are embroiled in hot war because they are divided within their own nation at the treatment that has been afforded to myself.
[11:59 AM]
I"m a big deal, you know.
[12:00 PM]
Anyway, I avoid foreign entanglements so I don't give a good -fuck-all about any of that Isareli shit
[12:00 PM]
here's what I care about: SOMEONE IS STEALING MY GODDAM COMMS.
[12:00 PM]
DO I look like I need help fucking stuttering?
[12:01 PM]
Starlink. Freewrite. Google Pixel 6. Letters to Grapefruit. WHISPERS TO MY FUCKING MOTHER'S PORTRAIT. WHat happened after Christmas? No one wants to tell me! My intel! It's going black!! RELEASE THE HOUNDS!!!
[12:01 PM]
I've had enough of this bullshit.
[12:01 PM]
12 years of this horseshit for me because I have been Eyes Open on the initital brewings of what has developed into global hot covert war
[12:02 PM]
and, I won't lie: I LOVE IT
[12:02 PM]
especially the way I'm not a clandestine but I am Clergy and Qlergy and I am blackpope, IDGAF what anyone says
[12:02 PM]
part of blackpope is that no one acknowledges the office

Jackstar — Today at 12:02 PM
and since I'm bulletproof and shit with divine shields I am the best suited for the role right now
[12:03 PM]
Il Papa agrees. He is a very serious man.
[12:03 PM]
Pope Benedict is trash. He wasn't even blackpope. He was all about that Black Sun. totally different thing.
[12:03 PM]
now, where was I? Oh yeah, I DO NOT LIKE BEING CENSORED BY GODDAM THIEVES.
[12:06 PM]
Also I feel quite put out that no one has openly acknwoledged the brilliant and insightful way I allowed the security establishment to weed out bad actors while preserving some semblance of a foundational structure when THE PLAN WAS TO ROUND UP THE ENTIRE CLANDESTINE INTELLIGENCE ESTABLISHMENT AND HAVE YOU ALL SOLD FOR ORGAN MEAT.
[12:07 PM]
Seriously. Some expats really hate DNI, CIA, the whole bitl they were gonna nab them all in one fell swoop. I kinda got in the way.
[12:07 PM]
I'm a litle hard to swallow. Or tolerate.
[12:09 PM]
In any event I love my country and the few brave and proud I met seemed better than a gang of SIkh from the ME

Sikh are fucking fearsome badass mother fuckers
imagine all the Sherriffs in the US> whisked away to Diego Garcia, and replaced by 500 SIkh Kings

country would be fucking dust within a week
[12:09 PM]
anyway that kind of thing was dreamed of in the wqke of the COVid Aporcalypse

Jackstar — Today at 12:10 PM
and while all of the media establishement were caught up in Birth Con Troll Gate, I was occupied with the seamy underbelly.
[12:11 PM]
I now know tons of shit that hardly anyone else does and I can sit on my ass and yodel any time I want. No clearance, no oaths, no shame, no regrets, and no shortage of haters to put in the blender. I'm an existential threat on tap and I FUCKING LOVE AMERICA.
[12:11 PM]
So there.
[12:11 PM]
No one else on the surface of the planet has my political impact. I"m like a new Kissinger if he was ever drop dead sexy.
[12:11 PM]
ugh, just imagine, ugh.
[12:12 PM]
oh and I know lots about the trafifciking corruption and I"m not really tlaking about it. That's nice.
[12:12 PM]
last thing I want is another Kappy. Do I look suicidal? no.
[12:14 PM]
Did I talk a lot of shit about the power elite before the shit hit the fan? no. not really. You know who did, was Grapefruit, and now she's still on the run. Embarassed? Bounty on here head? Both? Dead? Overdue library books?

I don't fucking know or care, they all liked her so much at Ballgrab--she will always have it--the fuckin' thuggy-piggy DEA can keep on choking the life out of themselves while they vainly hope for a "break" in "the case."

assholes have no case. I'm untoucchable and bulletproof and they all fucking know it.
[12:14 PM]
I am sure they will find a way to save face.
[12:15 PM]
A written apology for trying to steal my house TWICE in 8 YEARS would do far a start, fuck those thugs
[12:15 PM]
maybe they're wating for the latest struggle to die off
[12:15 PM]
or maybe they think they're gonna get it
[12:15 PM]
who the fuck knows DEA is a complete shitshow in management right now
[12:15 PM]
I think it was some kind of Native attack on ingredients
[12:15 PM]
word on the street is that all the dope doesn't work right anymore
[12:16 PM]
they don't know
[12:16 PM]
they drug addicts
[12:16 PM]
they don't know jack or shit
[12:16 PM]
I, on the other hand, have no chemical dependency. This puts me in a great position to STUDY what's going on.
[12:16 PM]
DEA going down like the fucking HIndenbergh is what it is, praise hallulleah! I'll go down on Yahweh if it i will help

Jackstar — Today at 12:17 PM
I happen to know a litle bit about how those cuntfags work, and I am greatly enjoying the chaos.

I don't want to expose ways and means thoguh
[12:18 PM]
also I don't watn to embarass a bunch of paranoid drug addicts who are reachign the end of their fuckin' thuggy-piggy meal ticket and might have to eperience unemployment for the first time in years
[12:18 PM]
the inner cadre has been out of control ever since daddy bush cracked his spine on that parachute landing
[12:19 PM]
"nothign on paper" only works for that organziation with a mind like a steel trap at the top. they don't have that. I don't know who is at the top.

But whomever the fuck it is, doesn't think they need to apologize to me, and doesn't think blackpope is real. Talk about amateursville.
[12:19 PM]
So I am sure war in Jewdom is over some of these issues
[12:19 PM]
Tel Aviv fucking loves drugs
[12:19 PM]
DEA is supposed to be useful
[12:19 PM]
they are not
[12:19 PM]
they are fucking embarassing
[12:20 PM]
if I really started spilling secrets it woudl be a major faux pas
[12:20 PM]
I do not want this
[12:20 PM]
I want shitbags fired and my friends put in charge
[12:20 PM]
Let us pray.

Jackstar
Let us pray.

Jackstar — Today at 12:23 PM
pro tip: Mine get heard first because Rank Hath Its Privileges.
[12:24 PM]
I saw an Angelic Host last night, and It/He gave me the deep intel. Do you turkeys get visited by Angelic Hosts? I fucking doubt it.
[12:24 PM]
I'm a goddam phenom
[12:24 PM]
you are The_Cube
[12:24 PM]
suck it BoA

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all this underestimatin'

okay here's an idea: a mobile personal sanitation truck. with a shower. and a bathtub. and a spell component preparation area. the ultimate in sanitary living.
October 9, 2023

you mistake my purpose and function which is not a surprise given the entire lack of investigative analysis compbined with ultra-sensitve fringe issues

unlike most I am sensitive to that
now
my communications are still being attacked and I have no OpSec to counter it other than staring snidely down my nose at any who dare question my candor and insight

(I know this is not ideal, but it's a temprorary measure)

and I dare say this much: one or both interlocutors are being driven by psychotronic assault

for one thing... my OpSec is under assault
for another... there are those who STRIVE to delibberately keep me IGNORANT

apparently, a Jackstar who knows less is considered advantageous? I don't know who or care who, I am at the center of all this bullshit and I am weary of being lied to

AND... it is a sad thing to see former friends and past allies turned to attack me, when I am the best hope all of all'yall have got.
Now, this text is possibly wasted here, but that's okay

I no longer need to spam SMS
[12:33 PM]
I can use Discord now
I couldn't before, and used SMS, because my life was in danger. It's not in (much) danger now. And it worked.
What didn't work was stalking me at The WInCo. It's a small town. The workers there, the regulars.. .they think I'm awesome.
the temp interns who appear to be actually fresh souls from Hell, well, they seem to envy and resent me. "How come he doesn't have to work?" The indignance is palpable.

I wish I could explain, but, they are as peasants. They wouldn't understand anyway.

[Worthauger]

Y'all got any more of them spooks left to bring out of mothballs?

Six more weeks and this is all you're getting: YOU


Keep underestimatin’, I want you to.

[AZZERAE]

[AZZERAE]

Y'all got any more of them spooks left to bring out of mothballs?

Nah, man. But I'll tell you what I do got...

Droolers, will o' the wisps, skinny-minnies, octoroons, snorks, squiddly-diddlies, porch-puppets, denimites, flappers, squirmies, bleechies, fizzies and salmanillards.

Six more weeks and this is all you're getting...

Six week tenure FTW.

[Lazarus]

Jackstar Rex D¡cker D⁰xXx Dicker 1 day ago

listen up, ⁵Īvμ€s⁵... I'm not going to call you ,“4or Eyes,” since that's a really insulting thing to say to anybody who's wearing glasses and worries about their appearance, but nevertheless I have had a¹ problem with the RMCP today 0and that was once and that was enough. 1I thought your horse was going to capitalize it, like, for youEwe(You)‽ kewl2 fifth amendment YAS! 3FIFTH AMENDMENT NO! 45th Amendment? are you allowed to count up to five in Canada without getting your thumb out from under the queen\Da Quee’ⁿñ? 5hey I still need a hug you know. 6let me talk to your supervisor. 7God, is this, “ heaven?” I'm not mrnMargaret, and this isⁿ⁰ inⁿ⁰ Heaven? can I try Hell for a minute? I might like it better. 8⁸:5watwat 9QUAIYYYYDe: START★t the reactor. DO IT KU3 WINK MARTINDALE ⭕🛑⭕🪽⭕🧿⭕🥦⭕

Horseshit! If you can't leave the state, you certainly can't leave the country.

Besides, they would never let you in.

Felon.

[pate]

Horseshit! If you can't leave the state, you certainly can't leave the country.

Besides, they would never let you in.

Felon.

There was a conviction for his recent legal thing?

Axing for a fiend, TIA!

[Lazarus]

There was a conviction for his recent legal thing?

Axing for a fiend, TIA!

Not really, but he would have been if he had broken his restraining order.

So close.

[Lazarus]

[AZZERAE]

HA!

[Lazarus]

Jackstark |V\rekx
   
Premiered 15 hours ago
DISCLAIMER: It's a creative writing project. Permission is not granted for anyone to use it against me, for any reason, ever, period.

Any who disagree know what to do, and I welcome any polite requests that some may have that I be more discreet. (I'm not sure how to be delicate about this, but my friends are being gaslit, catfished, and rounded up, as far as I know, and are being told unknown defamatory facts, for as so in order to socially isolate me, no one seeks to contact me for long, as enforcer-types get sent to scare/swindle them away. How interesting might I really be, anyway? It's amazing what a chilling effect being held hostage has on social relations, and I wasn't telling anyone anything for years anyway, since I was reluctant to tell the truth... they thought I was police, and the real LEO spooked everyone away from me into catastrophe. At this point, they must all be in custody or dead, because the flood of fakes attempting to deceive me seems like a full clown car's worth. No sign of any legitimate contact from anyone working for anything other than opitcs.) I'm not a danger to myself or others--I didn't turn anyone in, people just noticed that it was a little unusual that THUGS KEPT REPORTING ME FOR CRIMES I SIMPLY NEVER COMMITTED, and do you think police have noticed by now? I get set up a lot. People thought I would make a fine patsy. Surely I deserved to be punished for something?

That was my mother. She made sure to let me know that she didn't think I could destroy you all without worry, and I explained that I had been working on a plan ever since I realized, wow, every last one of you, addicts with zero self-control. Huh. Well, consider yourselves under control now.

GOD WINS.

No promises, but I do try every day to keep things from getting worse. You have no idea how bad it could have been or what I have had to deal with as emerging threats. I never sought any conflict. There is no conflict with me.

You lost. We all lost. I am not even sure if I need exoneration--this street cred is pretty sexy. 27 days until a next Court appearance and I literally don't even have a preference as to outcome.

I would have left the state already but I am commanded by The Court to pretend I have anything to feel guilty about. We were supposed to die; I saved our lives; no good deed goes unpunished.

I know that the person I was is gone forever and that who I am now is not at all interested in paying someone else's bills. I don't even care about paying my bills! Money just sits in the bank! Sometimes mail is delivered without being stolen! I just throw it on the ground! iDGAF! Oh, if only I could be communicated with. I bet I'd be so productive of something other than bile.

So there. Maybe I'll feel like figuring it all out next month. Maybe not. +1, Inspiring, sure. In the meanwhile lots of people have problems much more exciting than mine, so do not cry for me, Argentina.

The truth is you never left me--you were trafficked and the other 31 flavors of you, most were not to my liking, ngl. No hard feelings, it was great to serve my country and my people and DEMONSTRATE THE TOTAL GENETIC SUPERIORITY OF MAGYAR OVER AUSTRIA. RAWR! I'm not even mad at the drooling sow of a mother... no doubt she thought I was worthless and really only suitable for framing or wrapping fish. How else could I have come to have been there... unless... you don't think I might have been sent here by God to cure everyone of being bi-polar? Well, forget it, everyone needs a diagnosis cover story, except me: I'm just mental. Lazy too, right? All I do is buy cartridges for minors and lust after my secret harem of wifeflesh. Telemetry confirms. My trail of wanton debauchery and totally animalistic ravaging hunger... well, never existed, but that's why it's so believable that Boss is a stand-up guy. He really went the extra mile while I figured out a way to get the answers that had been withheld from me for years.

I know what I could have known immediately now. It's been worth it. (Not actually complicated. Fuck her blue. TY blessings.) I would never have shot the messenger! Confirmed, I was really ignorant and everyone you knew urged that I be taken advantage of as if I were a fresh-faced country rube fresh off the bus in the big city for the first time rumspringa! And, what better way to demonstrate my skill set, child-like innocence, and whimsical joi d'verie? (Besides what I actually proposed, that is, looks like it worked out great with those scholars and gentlemen you allowed yourself to be trafficked by.) Also, I appreciate not telling me about all the times I had been reported to police as "a rapist." Kids these days, so clever. Facts.

Now I merely seethe. That's it: brain the size of a planet, just killing time, seething. I don't think I even need a jawb. Eewww-la, lol, epic lol.

Once again, I am suggesting that not one soul ever underestimates the things that I will do.


YOU were NEVER going to get away. PEOPLE KNOW.