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[Jackstar]

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I don't know what to write here that won't risk giving future historians an aneurysm so I'll simply mention that I still haven't had any buttsex with anybody and so I feel perfectly without even a hint of any shame.

I considered going live but all the pork that descends upon me like a plague of locusts presents a chilling effect I can't help but gawk at. Circle the wagons! Open the Playbooks to page fifty-FAG!

How about you all do the studying for awhile — I'm going to loaf about doing nothing while half the world positively seethes. I was grateful for the spiritual lessons before.

Now I'm ecstatic for them. Kiss my ass, racial supremacists. You had your chance to create a race of Holy Nephilium with me. Namastμ

[Jackstar]

My hobby is cowboy diplomacy. That's where I tell you all of a sudden that I negotiated a backchannel deal where I don't compete with other Independence Day content and then do mine later. I have my customary 2 hours ready to go, but I've been dragging ass on it and working on other things so as not to upset the balance of power, either locally or internationally, for it is delicate one. (Also I am a dual Galactic/U.S. Citizen; and that notion is wild enough that I don't want to give anybody any ideas on Independence Day. If people want a revolution they can count me out.)

Methinks the pundit doth profess too much.

It can be more, Albino Bob Ross. I need a beer coozie to hold my luxury craft cider. Chop-chop, Dingbat Primogen.

One day we will all look back on this time in herstory and laugh. In the meantime, it's not yet a war crime.

Nyet. I do think that your attitude is in exceptionally poor taste and lacks class, character of demeanor, and I'm general: is beneath you. Note that if you have a gun to the head and are acting against your own interests under duress, you may be entitled to compensation!!

It Is an interesting quirk of civil tort law that without even knowing about it or having any intention to claim them, damages owed to you (for example) can be claimed by another person without you (or someone in your hypothetical situation) even being damaged or in the knowing of having been awarded them, which is not something I plan to do, but it's something I found out can't even happen to my own interests.

Because: my mommy is The Honorable Supreme Grand Arclich Primus Maximus Emeritus, .esQj: and Her Grace is not to be trifled with either. (Facts.)

Her birthday is in four (4) days. I suggest you shape up, sharpshooter shine job lickshin spittlewhiskers. (Your new rap battle name.) IANAL; are you?


Or are you still fully full-on⁰ⁿ0№ⁿz🅾️N relying on my Sekrit 🆑🅰️N∆/Œ>d⭕Ω`j-H`<quasi-proto spouse(s)? I'm not asking for a friend. (Or an audit; I don't even have people for that.) Have a safe and pleasant holiday!

OR ELSE FACE REPRISALS. (Stabnerds.) Namastμ

[Jackstar]

It can be more, Albino Bob Ross. I need a beer coozie to hold my luxury craft cider. Chop-chop, Dingbat Primogen.

As God as my witness, I honestly don't know, can't tell, and/or am entirely indifferent to whether or not Mr. Rense, Mr. Noory, and Ms. S¡v¡Ith–§Ⓜ️솇h–īTZĪ∆Ⓜ️🆎^®🆎μ are aware that I know Who They Really Are when they call, and thus have no idea that while reverse←pranking me they are committing an actual crime; but I truly believe that since I am not in any way interested in reporting any of it at all as a crime, there is no actual reason I need to be kept penniless and fly-blown in a epic-grade-level traphouse of undeniably culpable origins.

Like for reals: any time any of you are ready to be actual professionals and make some real money — obviously you know my number. Have an actual hot dame call me, Boomer Whack-job Try-hards. That gal who was frontin' as Mr. Putin's best Girl Friday wouldn't be a bad start. She seemed legitimately breathless by the end of the call.

If The Kremlin can share her we can be practicing the pantin’ and sweatin' on the scrambled ansible TONIGHT. IN TWO HOURS. It doesn't have to be tonight.

It does have to be soon. And it does have to be real tasty. That being said: nothing is yummier than Geof and Jorj working an angle on me: lil’ Ī<!KeLμ>K⁷u‽Z¡. THESE NIGZ CALL ME. This is max apex win.

This is the roof, Baby. (Remember: you don't have to pick up my dry cleaning or remind them about extra starch in the collars; we have people for that.) 😇BOOM💣BOOM💣BOOM🛡️

I couldn't have done it without μöū. (In most media markets. Actual garotte on Guam.) SIGNED, [DURESS/∆
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— Hang on.

* Jackstar is ostracized from the backroom shooting gallery and is sad. So, so sad.

Since someone around here has to be The Adult. Adieu.

[Jackstar]

I'm still recuperating from the non-stop excitement that was my holiday weekend. (Hackneyed.) EMBARGO CONTINUES.

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Arrest anybody you want except for mⓂ️E, Jew Colombo.
I would prefer not to. I am that lazy. Someone might bring over a needle. Any minute now. Hang on.

* Jackstar has no interest in getting blasted with OinkThugZ™.

Especially when they are laying in wait for their target, w¡†CÎ-h ¡§ `G¿ë`s§^VVho?

[Jackstar]

I'm still recuperating from the non-stop excitement that was my holiday weekend. (Hackneyed.) EMBARGO CONTINUES.

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Arrest anybody you want except for mⓂ️E, Jew Colombo.
I would prefer not to. I am that lazy. Someone might bring over a needle. Any minute now. Hang on.

* Jackstar has no interest in getting blasted with OinkThugZ™.

Especially when they are laying in wait for their target, w¡†CÎ-h ¡§ `G¿ë`s§^VVho?

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[Jackstar]

I don't have any way of knowing what is actually happening and so it is significant that the people who have invaded my residence are so studious about not telling me anything about what is happening at all.

Obviously the women are being trafficked but that could easily be the way they have chosen for themselves. It's perfectly plausible that they get off on imagining that this is all making me feel terrible.

I do not feel terrible. I do not feel anything at all. I am still collating data.

Never underestimate the lengths a junkie will go to in order to get their fix. ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯ It would seem that “getting away with it” makes things better for some.

In my case, I am grateful for these spiritual lessons and I am disappointed that I was expected to remain ignorant for very long. This does not serve my interests or is to my SOLE and EXCLUSIVE benefit.

I’m sorry but you'll have to establish your beachhead at another blacksite, E.T. Pee-Wee. Ease on down the road, Esse.

I will always be on the side of those who have nothing and who are not even left alone to enjoy what little nothing they have in peace. And some people have way too much free fucking time.

I am a Sourcerπrœr. I have enjoyed this selection phase. Never have I ever seen so many people lose their goddam minds over nothing.

You're all due for a psych eval. Maybe you can stop ducking questions about fucking each other for a few hours so independent bias can be established. In short, you need a baseline.

Ewe have been trafficked. EvvE have been tracked. Eyes have been traced. I honestly don't know what Certain People think is going on behind the scenes.

Some dude tried to traffick and rape me again while his partner whined about my lack of exploitable income. Of course I don't make money. That's what I have you for.

(Vengeance for Karrin Hughes.) Like these broads can fly in but end up vanishing. Like what? Hang on.


It's talk sick energy. (Also she called the police on me and thinks nothing of it.) I relent. I withdraw.

I bought something for my money: compurer time on an rtx mainframe. (I made them charge their name.) Totes fair.

So now one's spouses can chase the one, while the other two fight over either them or me; and have no reason to put skin in the game for a half year. It's good to be The Lord.

Feds on deathwatch. They get all mopey when made. It's as though they think they lead a charmed life.

They did. What? It's so wœ†œver. I am not to be trifled with. CAUGHT.

Without being at all obvious about it. (The other side of the FE plane is a good place to build sanctuary.) This is more detail than any of you are going to need.

You are busy. I am industrious. We are not the same. Adieu.

[Jackstar]

https://www.youtube.com/live/76d1PH_dnvo?is=h_q36UsN1FYg02Jq


EMBARGO CONTINUES (in some media markets)

I've got a Serbian @†>H⭕<Lμ cyberstalking my shiznit; which is in equal parts: flattering and annoying.

I don't know what any of you are doing, but you're doing it well enough that I don't have anything to say about it.

$paladinjackstar


NICER THAN YOU CAN IMAGINE

[Jackstar]

I will always be on the side of those who have nothing and who are not even left alone long enough to enjoy what little nothing they have in peace. That being said: I remain True Neutral.

Working for God. TRUE Neutrality isn't spinning one’s wheels in place while thuggin’ and pimpin’ and whackin’ goes on like business as usual on blast.

And, since I was ambushed on a national holiday and not too many people have expressed any remorse; I'm going to keep on keeping on.

Since I've made it this far, without being at all obvious about how I'm doing it. One word: REBATES!

Just kidding. Truth be told, it's nobody's business or fault but mine... #Officially. ⁴4īh¡s whaī one man can dœ.

Unofficially, top-tier echelon elite emperors ON A GLOBAL SCALE are getting the nightly flopsweats over mⓂ️E: lil’ Michael Kuczi.

Clifford was my grandfather, and aren't we all the better off not bringing him back as a gigolo’s fluffer, eh? Eh? Eh? How about a Fresca®™? You might as well take two, they're small and refreshing. Quite potent.

In the meantime, the subjects here is that if whining and crying about me was going to do anything it would have done something by now, and it hasn't. I'm fine. You're fine. We're all going to be fine. We're all still fine, and it's fine as some of you don't know that, it'll be fine when you figure it out, and if in the meantime you have an aneurysm along with the triple bypass, maybe you deserved it.

I did exactly what I said I was going to do, and I have broken no law, nor have I taken any violent action. I don't even have people doing those things for me. What I do have is faith in God.

GOD WINS. If any of this is a surprise to anyone, know this: I am even more surprised that I have to write this down. (Hi, L!) Reasons for that will remain hazy and obscure for the moment.

This is a spiritual battle. This isn't candid camera. This isn't. This is your life. This isn't a sitcom. This is a movie.

You will love that it does end. I don't know when. I don't know when you end. I don't know what any of you were doing! In my case, it's been several years trapped in a bubble universe where people thought it was cool to hide information from me. I guess it was cool.

It isn't cool anymore. No hard feelings, chaps. And I can assure you I don't have to tell anybody anything. People know.

I seem like a lightning rod for people's hatred because I made myself into that, because I can take it. I went to public school. And a lot of innocent people would be castigated if the unwashed masses knew the truth. The whole truth. And nothing but the truth.

It's pretty ugly. It would have to be! Because I'm your guy. Paladin. Mission from God. Yeah, I bet people don't like that. Good.

I love the smell of bullies s******* themselves first thing in the morning. I'm not going to lie: this is all way better than a pie eating contest could have been. Hi Steve, one!!! (I'm a big fan.)

Now then where were we? Oh yeah: games. I don't want to get your swimming pool, I don't want to tread on your territory, and I don't want you to run away from my house screaming again. That was kind of sad for me. I felt like Casper.

Now Casper runs from me too. Ooh, I'm so scary! (I actually am. HA!) But as I don't enjoy rule by fear, I'm pacing myself, I'll give to you when I need to be giving to people.

You are my first people. And you're flying fine without me. I am far from indispensable.

And I'm not very far from a tree that's been used to Lynch people, I don't know how old the tree is but it's got that signature bend in it and if I don't watch myself I'll end up getting lynched. I don't want to get lynched.

I don't want to hug either, but that's my problem. And anybody who thinks that I'm cause of any of these difficulties should realize that I didn't start any of this.

I'm simply finishing it. What? Is anybody out there? Not done yet? Well too bad. I'm calling it audible. Ranking paladin on-site, I get to do that.

And all of you get to disagree. Respectfully this largely because I respected your civil rights enough so that you all still have them. But I wouldn't expect any of you to know that. It wasn't reported on the network news.

It wasn't recorded at all. I'm just making it up. Because I'm just a needle junkie?
Isn't that right?

All about the needles right? Funny story about that. And you don't get to hear it. Why??


Because f*** you, that's why. Grrrr. Okay, that's the end of my freakout. See that's as close to postal as I get. Everyone can stop worrying now.

Many people won't stop, but that's part of why it's so much fun to watch. The world shake itself to pieces at the prospect of me, Jack star, destroyer of dreams, actually having done exactly what he said he was going to do.

Seized power in the wake of the covid Apocalypse and then... Well I turned it right back over to the rightful weilders. I didn't want to actually have the power, I just wanted to be able to take it so I could give it away.

(Vengeance for Victor Lin.) Don't worry about it, puny earthlings. It's a stretch goal. It's an inside joke. And it's pretty worth it.

LADY JUSTICE CRUSHES YOU
OVERPOWERED.

♊⚖️ TAKES A MORE BALANCED APPROACH. AND WE WOULDN'T HAVE HAD TO TAKE AN APPROACH AT ALL, EXCEPT WE DID, AND WHY IS THAT A BAD IDEA?

WE WERE AN EFFECTIVE TEAM. NOW WE'RE TRASH. (Standards.) BUMMER. THERE GO MY PLANS FOR THE AUTUMN. OH WELL.


CARRY ON, PUNYLING SLEAZE. YOU'RE RIGHT TO SELF-DETERMINACY IS VERY IMPORTANT. NOT JUST TO YOU, IF YOU CAN IMAGINE SUCH THINGS.

HAVE FUN STORMING THE 🔴 CASTLE 🟢!! AND IF YOU WANT HELP, CALL SOMEONE ELSE.

EWE HAD THEIR CHANCE TO GET HELP FROM ME. YOU DON'T GET A CHANCE. YOU GET CERTAINTY, SURFACE DWELLERS. RELAX! THIS ALWAYS WORKS IN THE SIMULATOR BACK HOME!

JUST KIDDING. IT CRASHED EVERY TIME. YOU'LL PROBABLY BE FINE THOUGH. BECAUSE I AM AFTER ALL JUST A NEEDLE JUNKIE. NEVER MEANING NO HARM. BEATS ALL YOU EVER SAW I'VE BEEN IN TROUBLE WITH THE LAW SINCE THE DAY I WAS BORN.

MAKING MY WAY THE ONLY WAY I KNOW HOW: PRIME CREATOR SOURCE ENERGY HARNESS THROUGH THE MAGIC OF PRAYER AND THE BEINGS TO CHRIST JESUS. WHO IS MY FRIEND.

HE'S PRETTY SICK OF MY B******* TOO. SORRY BRO. OKAY I THINK THAT'S ABOUT IT.

L., I'LL BE YOUR BIGGEST FAN... AND BE NEUTRAL. I DON'T WANT TO GIVE ANYBODY THE WRONG IMPRESSION. ALSO I'M LAZY.

SO, SO LAZY. THIS IS THE ROOF, BABY. CIAO!

Sometimes, I want to write something worth publishing, and then I remember: COMMAND AUTHORITY STOLE MY ELECTRONIC INK TYPEWRITER. I NEVER GOT A CHANCE TO USE IT. IT WAS ALSO COMPROMISED OUT OF THE BOX.

I'LL READ A BOOK LATER. RIGHT NOW I THINK I'M GOING TO FAT FOR ABOUT 12 HOURS, JUST KIDDING.

About an hour thinking about a 12-year-old will be enough for me. Just kidding. That would never be enough. Just kidding. I don't even think that's a good age! Even though I had this friend who kept on wanting to get me to take my clothes off and wrestle with him. That's pretty normal, right? Oh wait.

I don't know it isn't. In any event, I don't mean to judge, and I don't feel like being judged. Nevertheless, I am being judged.

Have at it. It didn't hurt before, why not do it some more? It's not like people are watching or anything. It's not like people know. Oh wait.


PEOPLE KNOW. Now if you excuse me, I don't want to disappoint them. That's what I have you for, Gab Collective.

I'm not going to hang you to slowly twist in the wind. No, you are my spooks. MINE. And if Amazon ever delivers them, I'm going to put the bore worms on you. Grumble grumble grumble.

Just kidding. If I get actual bore worms I'm gonna hire a temp worker. Because obvious honeypot assassins sent by SRN quakshrinks are obvious. Not that I'm not flattered, but... There's just so many other ways I'd like to be effective in my life other than not at all.

I'll probably be okay. Thanks for worrying. It's not a hug and a smooch, but so few things in life are. And I am pretty smelly. Whose idea was that? Who's that at the door?

STAY TUNED. (Open your own doors.) What? People want to be to stop posting, I've stopped posting. Didn't that help? Of course I'm still alive!

What is dead can never die. This is the roof, Baby. Adieu.

[Jackstar]

It is wise to fear witches; for the weak should fear the strong. Monsters who attack women are not something I fear.

They fear We. That is why they hide — and the inclination of any witch to lose their biscuits and cut loose with a terrifying display, why, that's just baked into the product.

My mother told me that witchcraft wasn't real. I was eight. I was devastated. She also told me that the ricott cheese in lasagna was popcorn.

I was five. She told me later that she was fearful that if she told me it was ricotta cheese, I might think that meant cottage cheese, and then I might not like lasagna.

Oddly invested in my food choices, Mom was. However she was not similarly invested in telling me what was really going on, which to her credit, was probably because of SMERSH. Or SPECTRE. NGL, I am unclear on the difference between them.

I missed that day of orientation, alas. So, do not fear witches. Just be kind to them. They are all batshit crazy.

And the men who traffick them and use them as pawns are to be despised. Still, they are an unruly bunch, eh?

I think they're adorable and the monsters will likely become real scarce once certain milestone goals are achieved. For example: Jezebel spirits running the show. Like, come on man.

I'll be as diplomatic as I can be about all this: these are terrible optics. You might not know that, being a total narcissist narc, but as it turns out, the world is paying attention.

So by all means, keep on with the good work. Wew lad. /smdh

I am a Sourceror. She is a shaman. We are not the same. Beulah was right about this. Meanwhile, time continues to inexorably slip into the future.

Fortunately there is nothing interesting going on; but I will allow that it could be without me.
But with me, it's all a non-starter since I am not keeping lists of your home addresses, duh!

So you're all looking at, collectively, labor trafficking R.I.C.O. charges. Oh, you're welcome.

Jackstar delivers. This is the roof, Baby. Adieu.