Conspiracy Theory and Analysis

[Jackstar]

The Unabomber

In spite of the naming similarity to people who can't count, he wasn't a pacifist and I am. Now, did you want to be insulting, or did you want to be incriminating? Cuz you're not really either, and I wonder what the hell they taught you in college, as well as how many universities you've been to, and how many of them My future Self goes back in time and teaches at. Now that sounds like fun. (“you.. you get a B-” *banshee shrieking commences*)

Is it really a conspiracy if it's just Me?

[Master Trollda]

In spite of the naming similarity to people who can't count, he wasn't a pacifist and I am. Now, did you want to be insulting, or did you want to be incriminating? Cuz you're not really either, and I wonder what the hell they taught you in college, as well as how many universities you've been to, and how many of them My future Self goes back in time and teaches at. Now that sounds like fun. (“you.. you get a B-” *banshee shrieking commences*)

Is it really a conspiracy if it's just Me?

I just think his analysis of liberalism is interesting, perhaps even prescient, given where we are today.

[Jackstar]

I just think

There are three (3) levels to Creation: Thought, Word, & Action.

(Also, Sixel just showed up (OMG CUTE) and wants to know if you check your email as often as you check your voicemail as often as you check your (blank).) I am told this is very funny joke just told by a partially invisible black cat, who happens to be over here as well, and yeah this is Schrödinger’s Rebellion. I would have told you about it already but Your Faggot Wife won't let you answer the phone. (What a real winner you picked. At least she's not an alcoholic.)

Come over, have a beer, I'll tell you all about it. Of course the place is a pigsty, that's code, it's like a crop circle for college students.

[Jackstar]

his analysis of liberalism is interesting

You actually read that shit? You can't reply to my goddam emails, but you can read the goddam Unabomber manifesto? Was it for work? Did you bill them? I can't believe you fucking read that shit.

I'm actually probably going to have to vomit now. Hopefully there's a ghost outside that I can pretend to hit on first.

[Master Trollda]

There are three (3) levels to Creation: Thought, Word, & Action.

(Also, Sixel just showed up (OMG CUTE) and wants to know if you check your email as often as you check your voicemail as often as you check your (blank).) I am told this is very funny joke just told by a partially invisible black cat, who happens to be over here as well, and yeah this is Schrödinger’s Rebellion. I would have told you about it already but Your Faggot Wife won't let you answer the phone. (What a real winner you picked. At least she's not an alcoholic.)

Come over, have a beer, I'll tell you all about it. Of course the place is a pigsty, that's code, it's like a crop circle for college students.

Hey, kudos on your attempt at diverting the conversation with whataboutism. 

[Master Trollda]

You actually read that shit? You can't reply to my goddam emails, but you can read the goddam Unabomber manifesto? Was it for work? Did you bill them? I can't believe you fucking read that shit.

I'm actually probably going to have to vomit now. Hopefully there's a ghost outside that I can pretend to hit on first.

Weird. You’re always accusing me and others here of being feds or something but here you are trying to intercept and divert, just like a fed would. 🤔

I thought you were an avid reader or is that all just bullshit too?

[Jackstar]

Hey, kudos on your attempt at diverting the conversation with whataboutism. 

I didn't do that. That's The Unabomber's mind meme magicKKK working on your brain, infecting your MIND SAPPING YOUR WILL. you actually read that fucking shit!!! it's a magic scroll! duh!! of course he's a technologicist chaos mage Holy Technomancer, who the fuck else would... never mind. You just proved how vitally important I am to The War Effort right now, that's all. Like, who did you have as Master Of Defense Against The Dark Arts before me? Let me guess; fucking Jedi Miller? Eeeew. Eeeew!!!


By the way have you seen Stellar lately? Coz like, he and I have a mutual respect for one another. Hint. Like, within the last 2 weeks. Hint.

[Jackstar]

You’re always accusing me and others here of being feds

It would help if you would reformulate your comments so they don't start with a bald-faced fucking lie impugning my character, you nauseating bitch-ass-glitch. (Don't dismantle her, we'll need it for parts later. And I think I can fix it with some finger wiggling. At many times 6 ft distance, I'm not going anywhere near that thing. Semper Fi.) You want to delve into this type of debate, you better be prepared to go the distance. And you can't even answer the fucking phone, nigga.

Weird.

What's really weird is that you just suddenly went from one person to three people and another seven on top observing. That is impressive, hopefully they won't strangle another one (1) of my friends.

Because I'm not going to. NEVER! *Strides purposely to CD cabinet, looks for Nine Inch Nails discs while whistling, “God Save The Queen”*

You're on thin ice, Reese Witherspoon. I committed to God and Country, not kissing your ass.

[Jackstar]

I thought you were an avid reader

I thought you were getting married in 2020. Checkmate.

[Master Trollda]

It would help if you would reformulate your comments so they don't start with a bald-faced fucking lie impugning my character, you nauseating bitch-ass-glitch. (Don't dismantle her, we'll need it for parts later. And I think I can fix it with some finger wiggling. At many times 6 ft distance, I'm not going anywhere near that thing. Semper Fi.) You want to delve into this type of debate, you better be prepared to go the distance. And you can't even answer the fucking phone, nigga.


What's really weird is that you just suddenly went from one person to three people and another seven on top observing. That is impressive, hopefully they won't strangle another one (1) of my friends.

Because I'm not going to. NEVER! *Strides purposely to CD cabinet, looks for Nine Inch Nails discs while whistling, “God Save The Queen”*

You're on thin ice, Reese Witherspoon. I committed to God and Country, not kissing your ass.

Yeah, well, schizophrenia will do that to you, Jack.

[Master Trollda]

I thought you were getting married in 2020. Checkmate.

You were misinformed, obviously...and crazy, that’s obvious too.

[Jackstar]

You were misinformed, obviously.

Thus invalidating your ability to have an intellectual conversation on these subjects. See you later, Todd.

[Jackstar]

You were misinformed, obviously...and crazy, that’s obvious too.

And take your horrible wife Donna with you, too AND AS WELL.

THAT'S THREE DOWN. YOU GOT FOUR LEFT.
I WASN'T KIDDING. YOU SHOULD CHECK YOUR MATE.

[Master Trollda]

And take your horrible wife Donna with you, too AND AS WELL.

THAT'S THREE DOWN. YOU GOT FOUR LEFT.
I WASN'T KIDDING. YOU SHOULD CHECK YOUR MATE.

The board is only in your mind, Jack. Where I’m going we don’t need chess boards.

[Jackstar]

Yeah, well, schizophrenia will do that to you, Jack.

Still—probably superior to what Kelly would do to me. THREE (BLANKS) REMAIN. What do you say, would you like to reformulate your arguments, or just continue to descend into ad hominem like a wussy lich faghot would when encountering a mouse in her kitchen? Because nobody's asking you to be insulting, and you're actually not, so I assume this is part of The Test.

(Yeah I have done this kind of shit before, have you? I'm honestly quite curious.)