FIFY ;)
You're not fixing that for me. I say, “Fuck ‘em.” I don't have time for this—I have three hundred & ninety-five kittens at the local shelter that need to be spayed & neutered... and
then, I have to figure out names for the new crew (I can't just name five cats before I start arranging for–and then, of course, watching. TASTY—hundreds of tiny little castrations. This would ruin the fantasy).
I have an
actual life, People.