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Re: Excerpts From Letters You Have Written To Individuals Trained In aw Industry
« Reply #136 on: November 25, 2022, 11:04:39 PM »
Well, did it hurt the first time?

You've never been the same since that stint in jail on Michaelmas.



Show me on the doll where he touched you.


Re: Excerpts From Letters You Have Written To Individuals Trained In aw Industry
« Reply #137 on: November 26, 2022, 04:49:40 AM »
You've never been the same since that stint in jail on Michaelmas.



Show me on the doll where he touched you.

Castle rock must be al ot like Mayberry in his imaginatuion



Excerpts From Letters (1) Has Written To Individuals Trained In LAWINDUSTYREAL
« Reply #138 on: December 06, 2022, 12:24:24 AM »
4:02 PM
you haven't lost anything, Retard; only the respect of anybody who might read this interchange. I've got plenty of money for you.
4:02 PM
I've got so much fucking money that I just spend $125 on getting my goddam phone fixed, because even though I didn't need to pay for service to send a message to the police—it is an EMERGENCY after all, I could dial 911 anytime AND I HAVE NO NEED TO LIE TO DISPATCH, FUCK-0—however since you're obviously congenitally retarded and have no idea what you're doing, I thought it best to talk to your superiors and you're better is about what I should do about you, because I don't really want to call the police, I just want my fucking truck back and then I can give you money and then never talk to you again, you dopehead wrencher fuckstick.
4:03 PM
your threats don't impress me, nor do they impress anybody else, and if you wanted your fucking money, all you would have to do is just get here, and if you didn't have money to get down here you should have said that on Saturday
4:04 PM
YOU SHOULD HAVE SAID THAT ON SATURDAY you should have said that on Saturday YOU SHOULD HAVE SAID THAT ON SATURDAY when I called you and you fucking lied to me over the phone, because obviously you have no intention of doing what you said you're going to do today,
4:04 PM
nor were you going to do it yesterday,
4:04 PM
and also you claim that the vehicle is unable to be driven, so I suppose you better be sure that that's true,  BECAUSE WHAT YOU ARE DOING IS CALLED NEGOTIATING IN BAD FAITH AND IT'S FUCKING ILLEGAL, MORON, SO YOU WANT TO PONY UP SOME JUSTIFICATION FOR HOW YOU CAN BEHAVE THAT WAY THEN?
4:05 PM
and then why was it unable to be driven and then you drove it, and then rendered undrivable, that's funny you didn't mention that that would happen before, and then you came back and took the car that you said I could use, thus breaking the deal that we had made. break a deal face the wheel 
4:05 PM
and then how did you have money to do that but then suddenly you expect money from me to get you out of the position that you drove yourself and my property into, which is in fact owned by me
4:06 PM
your insistent demands that I got to talk to my mother's lawyer to get you paid is insanity and you are out of your fucking mind, you arrogant little bitch-baby
4:06 PM
and you're insistent insistent attempts to get me to talk to somebody else about what needs to get paid to you, is insulting.
4:09 PM
you came to my house unannounced and uninvited, you offered to help me, you offered me a deal, that's not a good to me, and then within 48 hours you would renegger the deal and driven my car I don't know where and done I don't know what to it and then demanded that I needed to give you money to pay for what you had done without telling me what you were going to do without giving me an estimate
4:10 PM
and then implying that I need to do things or you're going to put a lien against me for something I've done wrong... KID: fuck you and the horse you fucking rode in on,
4:10 PM
I don't give a shit if you're fucking General Patton taking a fucking victory lap after fucking cutting Hitler's balls off, what you are doing is unlawful, actionable and the dumbest fucking thing I've ever heard of from anybody let alone a fucking superduper sekret agent pretending to be a goddam mechanic. you're possibly a pretty good one.
4:10 PM
too bad you're so busy moonlighting as some asshole who fucking pushes me around like you're some fucking bully thug looking for my lunch money, fuck you Charlie
4:11 PM
let's go to fucking Court, I got no fucking problem standing up to you. you don't get to know the name of my mother's fucking hairdresser, you mealy mouth little cuntspew, so fucking file your little lien if that's what you think you have to do, I fucking relish the chance to show up in Court against you—you and your ilk. are you going to hire a lawyer?  that's why you don't have money for gas to come here and get paid, because you have to save your money to sue me? okay chuckles: fire away.
4:12 PM
and go ahead and put your paperwork down on the fucking barrel head to do it, or bring the fucking truck giving my keys and then get some money and then I can drive you home or you can fucking catch a cab either way I'll be sure to help you since you're apparently incapable to figure out how to get around the fucking world unless it's being a fucking pushy ass thug who threatens people. hey here's a suggestion, you might get farther with people if you weren't an asshole all the time.
4:13 PM
you got any fucking questions? then fucking man up and ask them and see if you can do it without making some reference to my genitalia. You know where I live, now tell your supervisor to fucking call me. because this is going NEXT LEVEL.


Castle rock must be al ot like Mayberry in his imaginatuion

Andy Griffith must be a lot like Luciano Pavarotti in your imagination.

oops I made some typos and then I was logged out of the site before I could edit to finish. I guess fat fingers huh?

Whatevah. No one ever stopped jokulhaups with an umbrella, you're not going to be any exception here.


4:02 PM
you haven't lost anything, Retard; only the respect of anybody who might read this interchange. I've got plenty of money for you.
4:02 PM
I've got so much fucking money that I just spend $125 on getting my goddam phone fixed, because even though I didn't need to pay for service to send a message to the police—it is an EMERGENCY after all, I could dial 911 anytime AND I HAVE NO NEED TO LIE TO DISPATCH, FUCK-0—however since you're obviously congenitally retarded and have no idea what you're doing, I thought it best to talk to your superiors and you're better is about what I should do about you, because I don't really want to call the police, I just want my fucking truck back and then I can give you money and then never talk to you again, you dopehead wrencher fuckstick.
4:03 PM
your threats don't impress me, nor do they impress anybody else, and if you wanted your fucking money, all you would have to do is just get here, and if you didn't have money to get down here you should have said that on Saturday
4:04 PM
YOU SHOULD HAVE SAID THAT ON SATURDAY you should have said that on Saturday YOU SHOULD HAVE SAID THAT ON SATURDAY when I called you and you fucking lied to me over the phone, because obviously you have no intention of doing what you said you're going to do today,
4:04 PM
nor were you going to do it yesterday,
4:04 PM
and also you claim that the vehicle is unable to be driven, so I suppose you better be sure that that's true,  BECAUSE WHAT YOU ARE DOING IS CALLED NEGOTIATING IN BAD FAITH AND IT'S FUCKING ILLEGAL, MORON, SO YOU WANT TO PONY UP SOME JUSTIFICATION FOR HOW YOU CAN BEHAVE THAT WAY THEN?
4:05 PM
and then why was it unable to be driven and then you drove it, and then rendered undrivable, that's funny you didn't mention that that would happen before, and then you came back and took the car that you said I could use, thus breaking the deal that we had made. break a deal face the wheel 
4:05 PM
and then how did you have money to do that but then suddenly you expect money from me to get you out of the position that you drove yourself and my property into, which is in fact owned by me
4:06 PM
your insistent demands that I got to talk to my mother's lawyer to get you paid is insanity and you are out of your fucking mind, you arrogant little bitch-baby
4:06 PM
and you're insistent insistent attempts to get me to talk to somebody else about what needs to get paid to you, is insulting.
4:09 PM
you came to my house unannounced and uninvited, you offered to help me, you offered me a deal, that's not a good to me, and then within 48 hours you would renegger the deal and driven my car I don't know where and done I don't know what to it and then demanded that I needed to give you money to pay for what you had done without telling me what you were going to do without giving me an estimate
4:10 PM
and then implying that I need to do things or you're going to put a lien against me for something I've done wrong... KID: fuck you and the horse you fucking rode in on,
4:10 PM
I don't give a shit if you're fucking General Patton taking a fucking victory lap after fucking cutting Hitler's balls off, what you are doing is unlawful, actionable and the dumbest fucking thing I've ever heard of from anybody let alone a fucking superduper sekret agent pretending to be a goddam mechanic. you're possibly a pretty good one.
4:10 PM
too bad you're so busy moonlighting as some asshole who fucking pushes me around like you're some fucking bully thug looking for my lunch money, fuck you Charlie
4:11 PM
let's go to fucking Court, I got no fucking problem standing up to you. you don't get to know the name of my mother's fucking hairdresser, you mealy mouth little cuntspew, so fucking file your little lien if that's what you think you have to do, I fucking relish the chance to show up in Court against you—you and your ilk. are you going to hire a lawyer?  that's why you don't have money for gas to come here and get paid, because you have to save your money to sue me? okay chuckles: fire away.
4:12 PM
and go ahead and put your paperwork down on the fucking barrel head to do it, or bring the fucking truck giving my keys and then get some money and then I can drive you home or you can fucking catch a cab either way I'll be sure to help you since you're apparently incapable to figure out how to get around the fucking world unless it's being a fucking pushy ass thug who threatens people. hey here's a suggestion, you might get farther with people if you weren't an asshole all the time.
4:13 PM
you got any fucking questions? then fucking man up and ask them and see if you can do it without making some reference to my genitalia. You know where I live, now tell your supervisor to fucking call me. because this is going NEXT LEVEL.


Andy Griffith must be a lot like Luciano Pavarotti in your imagination.


I will leave the typos as they stand, as warning to the rest of the outfit —THE ALPHABET — to get in line.

I'm not fucking stuttering am I? Blame the hand; don't bother talking to it, just obey it. Grumble grumble grumble.

oops I made some typos and then I was logged out of the site before I could edit to finish. I guess fat fingers huh?

Whatevah. No one ever stopped jokulhaups with an umbrella, you're not going to be any exception here.



I will leave the typos as they stand, as warning to the rest of the outfit —THE ALPHABET — to get in line.

I'm not fucking stuttering am I? Blame the hand; don't bother talking to it, just obey it. Grumble grumble grumble.


FUCK YES I AM JACKSTAR AND I HOLY HELL APPROVE THIS GODDAM MESSAGE. DO I LOOK PISSED? THAT'S FUNNY I'M ACTUALLY IN A GOOD MOOD.

REMEMBER TO TAKE A PICTURE SO YOU CAN REMEMBER WHAT THAT WAS FUCKING LIKE BECAUSE I'M NOT LIKELY TO BE IN THIS GOOD MOOD AGAIN ANYTIME SOON.

*polite_kanly_rawr*

you should have said that on Saturday
4:04 PM
YOU SHOULD HAVE SAID THAT ON SATURDAY you should have said that on Saturday YOU SHOULD HAVE SAID THAT ON SATURDAY

This may be considered a bit redundant, Jacko.

This may be considered a bit redundant, Jacko.

Yeah that's why 3 months of his lies and bullshit are so relevant here. I repeated once for each month he's been bleeding his fucking bullshit lies on my fucking machine, and then being unable to respond to my messages when I called him back saying “hey here's the money what are you doing?”


ALTHOUGH, THAT IS BESIDE THE POINT NOW, YOU LICKSPITTLE OBSEQUIOUS FUCKING FAGOT, WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU INVOLVED IN THIS GODDAM ARRANGEMENT ANYWAY? PLUS WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU TAKING ANYBODY'S SIDE BUT MINE?

What are you, fucking Mr Potential Liability Oversight? go slam your head into a brick wall more, on your employer's dime of course.


GO ON, ACT INNOCENT.
FUCKING DO IT.
DON'T TRY, JUST BE AS INNOCENT AS POSSIBLE.
YOU'VE BEEN AROUND THIS PROBLEM WEBSITE FOR FUCKING YEARS BEING A FUCKING DOUCHEBAG WHENEVER YOU FUCKING FEEL LIKE IT. ACTING LIKE YOU'RE SO FUCKING SUPERIOR IN ANY FUCKING WAY WHATSOEVER.

WHAT HAS THIS BROUGHT YOU? WELL, FOR ONE THING, AN OBVIOUSLY LONG OVERDUE INTERNAL AFFAIRS INVESTIGATION, BRIGHT BOY.


RISE AND SHINE.
TIME TO WHINE.
“but, but, but he's on druuuuugs!”

what else you got, Major Shit-For-Brains? you want to get me for cattle rustling too? You're actually pathetic. You actually are.

Re: Excerpts From Letters You Have Written To Individuals Trained In Law Industry
« Reply #143 on: December 13, 2022, 10:19:48 PM »
Quantumly indeterminately indistinct picture of Kuczifer's first panel origin story


By the way, the new stuff under the hood that is enabling the changes You Folk are witnessing were enabled by software that I wrote and Lizard King stole. (He's an okay hacker but he used to be a -brilliant- thief... before he started slamming meth. (Yeah; don't. And if you knew -why-... one would need no reminder of explanation.) I told you 30 years but that didn't mean that you could deep on stocking digital I meant 30 years CWC. find a new job on the other side of the planet that isn't me I mean it I'm not I'm not in the mood for your shit ever I'll let you fucking know click)

listen I'm not going to explain what that just was but I'm pretty pissed at him, yeah. send him to the Volga 30 years in a gulag I don't give a fuck just don't give my computer I don't know well how about we send it how about group therapy how about no how about couples counseling for couples therapist MD that's my fucking job yeah okay see I take your point but that's not what I want to do I just don't want to fucking I don't want to find myself talking to him while I'm doing this shit, and I don't mean meth, I mean talking out loud to myself what the fuck, you can live without him for a little while 30 years is a short period of time on my planet where are you from Earth native? yeah sure you're on Andromeda : rolleyes:


Dear (CAROL ANDERSON CHASING MIKE HUNT)/("SST”): Don't call me a terrorist, Woman, I'm your worst bottom-bitch nightmare, trapped in a mad Hungarian MANBODY, and have I got news for you and your pack of sniveling combining, coniving Ewes: CGW LIVES ON NO MORE.
RISE AND RAISE: KGW. no fucking K (this time ;) ) Mr Kennedy says he does not want his memory used that way but that's cool though she's not meant to take that personal, but no, it's KGW, and to make it explicitly clear: that's so that you can quantumly determine its me and her as being married/not_married otherwise you couldn't because if it was kgk, then kgk, would be kgk. I mentioned that last part in case you're really stupid. I don't think you are,but I don't know who you are at this point seems kind of like shawn klan. Messi: continuous support of cooperative cooperating efforts. Continues with corroborative document:




In the world where nothing happens, I don't hate anyone, I find the insignificant twinges of loss to be all the same. 

Lol
Except for those who have lost me and endlessly search, all are individual individuations coupled to  simple notion.

To get her together. There's going to be a one that goes into The Hole, The Nig Big Dragon Hi–TOO ASKAÀ, and it is set up: 

IN ABSOLUTELY NO CASE. (if you were going to pay a hookah Langley to rape anybody you're going to pick and pay the fucking how to write me first ;))

FOR ONE THING IT'S NO DIRECT CONTACT.
FOR ANOTHER I ERASED THE 30 MINUTES I RECORDED OF ME MASTURBATING... NOT AT ALL, BUT KIND OF TALKING ABOUT YOU.
OUT LOUD.
AND ENJOYING THE CONVERSATION. (nobody has it. he says it's not really worth getting bent out of shape for, unless you're a middle-aged drag queen in disguise pretending to be a woman showing you a man pretending me a woman pretending me a woman, but you're never going to find one of those unless they're extraordinarily bothered by all those typos and they let them go.)

NOW I ALREADY HAVE BRACELETS HERE, AND THEY'RE NOT GOING TO NEED THEM TO TAKE ME AWAY, THESE DEPUTIES ARE TOTESCORRUPT THE CITY ITSELF IS TO THE SOUTH I'M UP ON A HILL WITH A HAUNTED GRAVEYARD AND A HAUNTED CHURCH AND A HAUNTED GRANDMOTHER JOHNSON THAT I GOT TO TALK TO NEXT.

SORRY FOR CAPS 
BUT I WANT TO MAKE THIS CLEAR
(THIS HOUSE AND PROPERTY IS ZONED FOR IT.)
I WANT TO DO AN ALLEGRA!
(THAT'S WHERE YOU CHOP UP IN ALLEGRA ALLERGY MEDICATION TABLET AND DO IT UP INTO LINES AND THEN INSTEAD OF RELAPSING FULLY, YOU POUND AN ENTIRE 32 OZ QUART PITCHER OF GRAPEFRUIT JUICE, AND THEN---say, have you met Grapefruit?

Court will drop case... totes. (tick tock panty lady.) Prophecy incoming. Kasey, I had always planned on removing that restraining order and getting my gun rights back although they're not really the same thing, and being able to talk to you on the phone and after resolving a certain issue and then figure out how to accomplish the sacred task. (there's a line at the quantum intermittancy agency. it's all the way out the door that's marked in and back out again, it's a mess, and on top of that it's not a door it's a toaster turnstile, and if you don't know what that is that's a turnstile except it's usually leading to an oven and this one doesn't, Cuz. this one leads to his daughter,

 oops I mean your daughter ;-)

well she wrote that joke fuck you
-Ef.


They haven't told me yet what the remaining steps that they need me to be in state for are, but there's I guess evidence to collect and thieves to round up and lingerie drawers to carefully comb over for bald-faced lime microphones, which are not really necessary for us to talk about, but I didn't call for the police either time, and I'd like to thank you for the restraining order that you arranged for me to get with your report and I was curious if you knew what a huge and gargantuan awesome thing that was and can I take you downtown for questioning? You?Sure why not, that's not the oldest pick-up line in the world or anything. ;)  I don't care put the restraining order in with the restraining order that's on file with restraining order 82 sacks of grain down the pile. Why not, it's not like I just got back from CQ or anything. I'll take a shower if it sucks to help me out. "I have no nothing and no one.” right. kind of, not really complicated per se, but the 19 women that want to have sex with me every minute of every hour every day are currently under contract and they don't really have a choice about it but they respect my wishes to respect that but they can't because they're under contract for that and it's not complicated I just have to get a time machine she thinks and then we're off the races and she'd be right but I don't have time machine yet and I'd rather get laid before then, what she does respect which makes you wonder why I haven't?

well I wasn't waiting for you, but the one that I was waiting for it turns out to be a cop too so why don't you to flip a coin or something? shit yeah let's have a three-way drink fest and then I'll just leave you two to pay the bill with the cup. (now that's a sharp moves pick up line and I just hurt my wrist again fuck) bring a splint and a bandage thanks I'm sure you're a trained medic you got a license to stop my heart. ❣️

 (Well I thought perhaps you were thinking that since when I loo.... COMMUNICATION BREAKDOWN MESSAGE SUDDENLY ENDS. CHANGE CAMERAS THIS IS AN ORDER YOU HAVE 30 SECONDS TO COMPLY -Ed.)

I choose to change from Polaroid camera to that camera that had in The Flintstones that had the burden of box with the curtain and shit, and yes if I had a Hammer I would hammer a picture of you. I know right that's a false reality Matrix contract, I know right that's yeah I did it for those in 90s. (I prefer Scott the leprechaun to Scott the hippie I'll be honest, and yeah I like Lauren but not spelled that way, and then that Lauryn I have respect for and I don't know anything about that. Jesus, dating in the fucking Quantum world is hard. but, very tasty). did we change cameras yet because I'm oh okay change back then yeah yeah it turns out okay we did change cameras but the the poor little woodpecker couldn't keep up with the change of the stone beak pecker, and even then the cuneiform medium of a bird's beak tapping dots onto a hard service just can't keep up with this level of atmospheric weather simulation so I shut it down. and I guess that explains where those mirages in Beijing came from. I'm learning a lot today aren't I? yes indeedly do wow wow what what the fuck wow. WOW. I just got out of a Time Loop. see what I like about this form software, it can handle it, and handle it well: QUARTERBACK PRESSURE.

In the world where nothing happens, I don't hate anyone, I find the insignificant twinges of loss to be all the same.


Lol
Except for those who have lost me and endlessly search, all are individual individuations coupled to  simple notion.

To get her together. There's going to be a one that goes into The Hole, The Nig Big Dragon Hi–TOO ASKAÀ, and it is set up:

ABSOLUTELY NO CASE.

FOR ONE THING IT'S NO DIRECT CONTACT.
FOR ANOTHER I ERASED THE 30 MINUTES I RECORDED OF ME MASTURBATING... NOT AT ALL, BUT KIND OF TALKING ABOUT YOU.
OUT LOUD.
AND ENJOYING THE CONVERSATION.

NOW I ALREADY HAVE BRACELETS HERE, AND THEY'RE NOT GOING TO NEED THEM TO TAKE ME AWAY, THESE DEPUTIES ARE TOTES CORRUPT THE CITY ITSELF IS TO THE SOUTH I'M UP ON A HILL WITH A HAUNTED GRAVEYARD AND A HAUNTED CHURCH AND A HAUNTED GRANDMOTHER JOHNSON THAT I GOT TO TALK TO NEXT.

SORRY FOR CAPS
BUT I WANT TO MAKE THIS CLEAR
(THIS HOUSE AND PROPERTY IS ZONED FOR IT.)
I WANT TO DO AN ALLEGRA!
(THAT'S WHERE YOU CHOP UP IN ALLEGRA ALLERGY MEDICATION TABLET AND DO IT UP INTO LINES AND THEN INSTEAD OF RELAPSING FULLY, YOU POUND AN ENTIRE 32 OZ QUART PITCHER OF GRAPEFRUIT JUICE, AND THEN---say, have you met Grapefruit?


Court will drop case... totes. Prophecy incoming. Kasey, I had always planned on removing that restraining order and getting my gun rights back although they're not really the same thing, and being able to talk to you on the phone and and figure out how to accomplish the sacred task.


They haven't told me yet what the remaining steps that they need me to be in state for our, but there's I guess evidence to collect in thieves to round up and lingerie drawers to carefully comb over for bald-faced lime microphones, which not really necessary for us to talk about, but I didn't call for the police either time, and I'd like to thank you for the restraining order that you arranged for me to get with your report and I was curious if you knew what a huge and gargantuan awesome thing that was and can I You sure why not I don't care put the with the restraining order why not I'll take a shower if it sucks to help me out I have no nothing and no one right Well I thought perhaps you were thinking that since when I looKed, U were buying a Zip? no honey I was joking about buying a zip, I would buy in a key, duh ;)



SO YOU CAN TELL NUMBER STATION 555 SIGNING OFF  ZIGINYELLER URI ZELLER. MAJOR DAMES, YOU DON'T HAVE THE CONN BUT CAN YOU GET THIS PIECE OF SHIT OUT OF THE CHAIR. YES, YES I KNOW YOU CAN BUT I WANT YOU TO USE YOUR HANDS AND YOUR TONGUE DO IT CLICK

Yeah that's why 3 months of his lies and bullshit are so relevant here. I repeated once for each month he's been bleeding his fucking bullshit lies on my fucking machine, and then being unable to respond to my messages when I called him back saying “hey here's the money what are you doing?”


ALTHOUGH, THAT IS BESIDE THE POINT NOW, YOU LICKSPITTLE OBSEQUIOUS FUCKING FAGOT, WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU INVOLVED IN THIS GODDAM ARRANGEMENT ANYWAY? PLUS WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU TAKING ANYBODY'S SIDE BUT MINE?

What are you, fucking Mr Potential Liability Oversight? go slam your head into a brick wall more, on your employer's dime of course.


GO ON, ACT INNOCENT.
FUCKING DO IT.
DON'T TRY, JUST BE AS INNOCENT AS POSSIBLE.
YOU'VE BEEN AROUND THIS PROBLEM WEBSITE FOR FUCKING YEARS BEING A FUCKING DOUCHEBAG WHENEVER YOU FUCKING FEEL LIKE IT. ACTING LIKE YOU'RE SO FUCKING SUPERIOR IN ANY FUCKING WAY WHATSOEVER.

WHAT HAS THIS BROUGHT YOU? WELL, FOR ONE THING, AN OBVIOUSLY LONG OVERDUE INTERNAL AFFAIRS INVESTIGATION, BRIGHT BOY.


RISE AND SHINE.
TIME TO WHINE.
“but, but, but he's on druuuuugs!”

what else you got, Major Shit-For-Brains? you want to get me for cattle rustling too? You're actually pathetic. You actually are.

Nah ah.

Why are you on here when you could be responding to my telegram poetry.

Nah ah.

Why are you on here when you could be responding to my telegram poetry.

give me the address for my grill or you are going to be having this shit for breakfast lunch and dinner for the next 5,000 years so help me God you arrogant punching way over your weight class motherfucker motherfucker, I will travel forward in time and find your mother's next life and give her a teen pregnancy she won't soon forget you bitch, do you hear me good.

don't think I want to do it, because it was her idea, go ahead and ask her. seriously I mean I know you're a soulless animatronic angelic being but there's a fucking limit to the amount of shit that the human population can put up with and I've reached it so trust me stand down



MAN DOWNTOWN TAMLER
 I'M GOING TO MAKE A PHONE CALL I'LL SEE YOU LATER MUCH LATER WON'T BE TODAY OH GOD THAT'S SO WEIRD I WENT FROM WANTED TO SEE YOU SOON AS POSSIBLE TO PUT IT OFF SORRY HOPE YOU HAVE A CAR COME HERE FUCK WHATEVER BYE

give me the address for my grill or you are going to be having this shit for breakfast lunch and dinner for the next 5,000 years so help me God you arrogant punching way over your weight class motherfucker motherfucker, I will travel forward in time and find your mother's next life and give her a teen pregnancy she won't soon forget you bitch, do you hear me good.

don't think I want to do it, because it was her idea, go ahead and ask her. seriously I mean I know you're a soulless animatronic angelic being but there's a fucking limit to the amount of shit that the human population can put up with and I've reached it so trust me stand down



MAN DOWNTOWN TAMLER
 I'M GOING TO MAKE A PHONE CALL I'LL SEE YOU LATER MUCH LATER WON'T BE TODAY OH GOD THAT'S SO WEIRD I WENT FROM WANTED TO SEE YOU SOON AS POSSIBLE TO PUT IT OFF SORRY HOPE YOU HAVE A CAR COME HERE FUCK WHATEVER BYE

Right on, Brother!



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Signs of Mental Disorder Presenting Themselves In Isolated Pockets of The Land
« Reply #147 on: December 13, 2022, 10:55:51 PM »
Right in, Brother!

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#1) We got you, Brundlefly. (Imagine the smell.) You are fine, and all will be fine, AND: you actually -are- well, and you're gonna get better: what we got going on here is a technical glitch that is causing some "light" brain "damage," which, as bad as it sounds... well... I won't lie, it's worse than you can imagine, but, it's fixed already. The fix has to propagate through various Q-tangled places. (No rape is involved. Thankfully. Who uses -this much- rape as a spell component? Not me, that's for sure.

#2) You're being paged, but, someone gave me the ability to hold you in stasis, so, that's what I'm doing for a hot minute. It'll be okay. Especially since... if you wink out of existence as a result of my interference, that's no problem, because I fucking told you, I fucking want to fucking know where my fucking grill went, and: you keep ignoring my question. And, you do so rudely. In public. There -is- no reason to do that. Oh, except that you're unaware. You probably wouldn't be that rude in public if you had known... maybe. IDK. See how complicated this gets? Yeah, well, maybe you'll pay me to fix this some day. But you can't pay me today. Because YOU

#1) We got you, Brundlefly. (Imagine the smell.) You are fine, and all will be fine, AND: you actually -are- well, and you're gonna get better: what we got going on here is a technical glitch that is causing some "light" brain "damage," which, as bad as it sounds... well... I won't lie, it's worse than you can imagine, but, it's fixed already. The fix has to propagate through various Q-tangled places. (No rape is involved. Thankfully. Who uses -this much- rape as a spell component? Not me, that's for sure.

#2) You're being paged, but, someone gave me the ability to hold you in stasis, so, that's what I'm doing for a hot minute. It'll be okay. Especially since... if you wink out of existence as a result of my interference, that's no problem, because I fucking told you, I fucking want to fucking know where my fucking grill went, and: you keep ignoring my question. And, you do so rudely. In public. There -is- no reason to do that. Oh, except that you're unaware. You probably wouldn't be that rude in public if you had known... maybe. IDK. See how complicated this gets? Yeah, well, maybe you'll pay me to fix this some day. But you can't pay me today. Because YOU

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#OFFICIAL POP(NOT)SODA/Q\Q+ WATCH PARTY ESCALATION THREAD (Hi. Mr. T en route)
« Reply #149 on: December 13, 2022, 11:20:10 PM »
Right on, Brother!



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Right in, Brother!

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#1) We got you, Brundlefly. (Imagine the smell.) You are fine, and all will be fine, AND: you actually -are- well, and you're gonna get better: what we got going on here is a technical glitch that is causing some "light" brain "damage," which, as bad as it sounds... well... I won't lie, it's worse than you can imagine, but, it's fixed already. The fix has to propagate through various Q-tangled places. (No rape is involved. Thankfully. Who uses -this much- rape as a spell component? Not me, that's for sure.

#2) You're being paged, but, someone gave me the ability to hold you in stasis, so, that's what I'm doing for a hot minute. It'll be okay. Especially since... if you wink out of existence as a result of my interference, that's no problem, because I fucking told you, I fucking want to fucking know where my fucking grill went, and: you keep ignoring my question. And, you do so rudely. In public. There -is- no reason to do that. Oh, except that you're unaware. You probably wouldn't be that rude in public if you had known... maybe. IDK. See how complicated this gets? Yeah, well, maybe you'll pay me to fix this some day. But you can't pay me today. Because YOU ARE not going to get fired over this. (I just fired him. Put him in holding 4 has-been wanna-be athletes, I'm gonna let his FORMER wife decide. Heh heh.

#3) This just happened. I am the best there's ever been--that includes Tech Support Professional, natch. Do these footnotes make me look fat? They're supposed to, because that way, people think I am Keith. (I AM



Aye, aye... yeah, I think it's unanimous. We've been escalated, Bellgab. Grats. (Great, more work for me, grumble grumble grumble, and, TAKE NOTE: AT THIS TIME, NO CONVERSATION, NO VOICE PRINT, AND NO TOTESHOTSEX, So.... EXPECT RUE, FAUX-BEAN-E.)


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