Excerpts From Letters You Have Written To Individuals Trained In Law Industry

[Jackstar]

Jeff doesn't exist: he's a shemp for Erik and Benjamin and Ben and at least two Daves (hi David!) and by swiping my Samsung Infuse 4G unique identifier and then bricking it, a Synthetic Personal Identity was created off the framework of my life. This is what all the “thou shall not pass or mingle!!” control drama sperg comes from, and it's why I'm supposed to not be visible.

Because my actual existence conflicts with whatever nonsense ballyhoo you mooks have been getting up to for multiple years. I'm not even against what is being done, maybe; although I resent being kept forever in the dark. We're talking years, you fucking psychotic fucking freaks. It's simply not very well done, has created security vulnerabilities across multiple vectors, and the entire breadline notion, “oh everyone will just blame Incel >Ⓜ️K7U©ZÎ,” yeah, well, no. Not looking real plausible.


JACK@TRIOPTIMUM.COM

The lengths gone to in order to do this are truly pathological (>kudos), amount to major felony interstate wire fraud and bickety-bam, there's your Federal R.I.C.O. jurisdiction, and did you expect to catch Girl Blofeld and Blond Jane Bond? I don't think anyone thought this through, and to what end has been gained? Further, I don't know who is the Orchestrator of Billious Loathing but someone is full-on unhinged over me. (That's the training.)

Sure, I am that pretty. But, 🤔 am I that effective? Hey, here's an idea: give me another house and I'll take a few months to reassess. ALL OF ALL Y'ALL NEED AN EXIT STRATEGY. I would prefer to not have to turn this into a public carnival. I'm also opposed to becoming an accessory to crime.

Unbalanced and excessive risk-taking is part of the design spec when imgesting mil.spec.fuk.mE.stims. It's the amygdala being “hide, fear, secret” mode. The whole brain’s nerve net is affected in dramatically different ways than is, say for example, A NATIONAL TREASURE AND WHOOP-ASS ACTUAL HERO, WHO FOLLOWS THE LAW INSTEAD OF CRINGING FROM IT IN FEAR.

Nothing feels as good as freedom from harassment by oinkerton thugs grubbing for lunch money under false color of law. Step off, Carrie Smokey Nation.

I have no reason to play along or to, in fact, succumb to substance dependency. There's so many other ways I enjoy spending my time, like: mocking scrubs who think they know what is best for other people. Pro tip: YOU JUST LIKE CAUSING CATASTROPHIC SOCIAL COLLAPSE. No shame in it. A bankable skill.

Pairs well with the ability to stand elsewhere than the path of an oncoming train. CHOO-CHOO 🥰


Anywhoo: back to Jeff. Dude, I don't give a fuck about your collective sperg-a-pockalips. You pushed your schtick over the shark. IDGAF where it comes from, someone is getting me my money, my tools, my mail (WHO STEALS MAIL FOR OVER A DECADE? WHACK-JOB CUBICLE ÜBERNERDS, THAT'S WHO), fucking goddam everything, I shouldn't even have to ask, you klepto gasbag pinko Commie swine. Get in the helicopter; go up 500 ft; get out of the helicopter; AND WATCH ME FELLATE PINOCHET ON THE WAY DOWN YOU HEIFER-CHASING POTTY MOUTH TWERPTWAT;


BECAUSE I SAID SO, THAT'S WHY. It's not supposed to be pleasant. Do it anyway or face reprisals, one of which will be being forced to do it anyway. I don't know the details. I have people for that.

Not getting any younger here, Rape Captain. Get those little legs moving and hustle! Hey, here's an idea; coordinate a blitzkrieg on Podbean.

And then: IDGAF, just throw money at me until I I'm ready to wonder if I'm satisfied. Or whatever. Death threats getting old. OK Boomer, holy fuck, just how old are you twerps? cozlik y'all act like you're fucking EIGHT, FUCK!

[Jackstar]

ALL DOUGH
>KNOW GO

On Mon, Oct 13, 2025, 06:25 Aldo Rojas (Number Support Team) <support@numberbarn.com> wrote:


Also: I noticed that the name changed per my earlier request, discussed with you in a prior email. Thus, when I could not log in again (unexpectedly last week), rather than panicking, I simply remembered to change my login. Like Ī asked.


Whomever is compromising my identity is:

#1) Trained to do so.
#2) Experienced in doing so.
#3) Is, even now, operating with others in order to continue to do so; I believe that this is part of an ongoing operation s.w.a.t. ®†× team task force out of Q(ant∆TICK)∅ that's working on things, and stuff, and this is normal for meⓂ️🕷️E says the spider 🕸️ to The🦋Fly.
#4) While I have no command authority to require it; Ī will say here that Ī HAVE A_L_L WAYS TRUSTED THE PLAN, and Ī have been all the more comfy for īT.
#5) Sociopathic sex predator teams work that way because they are cowards that prey on children. When separated, any given long-functional duo, Dynamic &AND 0TTervv¡§E, will often collapse shortly after takeoff due to ünforeseen ©¡rRcüm§tançes, Françes — they're used to four hands and four legs, and when forced to stand on their own, fagin pervs vvill generally fall right on down.
#6) Dry. Det.>Knight (Marshall) is not on Mars. Nor is §🆔↓-hê a stranger. Yet this is a strange, stranger clique.
#7) America is not a young land. It is ancient, and filled with treasures. Tammy's dream is simple: Merry David, love MikKE, fu>K⁷Î7ī⁷‹cz¡ZÎkIll Stephen, fu<KkK7©⁷≤z¡ZÎ. My dream is definitely strengthening under and emboldened by (Her) Free VVill ÇH0īce; currently undergoing re-classification and due diligence clarification. (Company policy.)
#8) “Dealer of Djeni’s coca.” We'll think ¡† over, Rural>K©®^∅^vv№c›kt¡¡v¡∞z🅿️:r¡v¡:Ë:0.
#9) >KⓂ️Ⓜ️,M.Morr¡§§,T∆K,Ⓜ️∆Tårnår°∆,⚡⚡ PERMISSION& AND PROTECTION,>K🪶⚡⚡— I WILL MARRY AND CONSUMMATE HOLY VOWS OF MATRIMONY AND BA§ŒD,   >K∆RNAL LUST WITH 🔒>{|_∅ kK}<🔓 IN THE STREET AT HIGH NOON IN BROAD DAYLIGHT (IF NEEDZ MUST BE) AND I AM PROUD TO SPAVVN SO MANY VIABLE Tī¥īVī:Ë:kKL_l∅l_vvⁿZ FROM SUCH A (*small* HAHA) sampLμ, sempLμ. §rπⓂ️🅿️🪶ê FĪ.
#10) I can see why my U.S. passport is my name; verify me is such an issue. TL¡dD_–7gj⁷īī7🌟🔥🔥🔥TG BURN THE FUCKING THING; MY NAME IS TOAST TODAY, I'LL LOVE MYSELF TODAY, NOT LIKE YESTERDAY.
#11) I'M COOL
I'M STRONG

HE CANNOT TAKE ME ON.


AND AS THE BALANCE OF POWER HATH BEEN MAINTAINED, THE GUARDIANS OF TURTLE ISLAND SHALL BE RESPECTED.


OR E_l_§_ê.

Back to reality; I still haven't gotten my stolen phone and computer back, but, I have been authorized to report that I am surprised to discover how unprepared I am to capitalize on the gains that have been made ever since I single-handedly smashed the defender(s) of the Mal🆎∆® Front.
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I´ve an update. On October 9 we have updated the email address associated with your account as requested to mikejackstar2@gmail.com and we’ve sent a password reset to the email address mikejackstar2@gmail.com which is associated with your NumberBarn account.
 
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[Jackstar]

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Fuck your mother.

[Jackstar]

This one's hot off the press:

Well, let's all just relax and be grateful that I'm not paging through the White pages looking for people named Sarah Connor and Matthew Shepard. Welcome to hyperbole zone, sector 11.

Can you call (PROT-Dingbat_Alpha_Prime)'s commanding officer and ask for permission to talk to me, or does he have her wrapped up like a mummy and locked into a sarcophagus that's orbiting the moon? Cuz you know I haven't talked to her in four (4) years ever since I walked into an ambush and saved her life, I would like to ACTUALLY TALK TO THE WOMAN. We don't think she's going to melt down, do we? Like is there some problem? Do I need to be completely left alone for another four (4) years? I'm not exactly sure why I have been other than I guess some people wanted to make me kill myself out of grief.

Fortunately, I'm doing pretty good — #🅿️sychically — and we're all really grateful for that, and also I'm happy that I don't have a lawyer that I have to explain all this to that represents me, because I never want to fucking see this case go to trial in any way because I don't want to have to testify in open court as to how embarrassed I am at my military’s government (ATTN PETE HEGSETH: Will you give me back one of my vehicles if promise to suck your dick a little? Thanks warriorbro! Hey man, nice shot!) and how proud I am of Mr. (PROT-lawyerbro), possibly the greatest elder trust law professional I've ever heard of. Your area of expertise is fascinating. I especially like the way that it's completely opaque to me, whether or not these people were deliberately taking the piss in order to make it easy to do this, or whether that they were all so fantastically stupid as to think that pissing me off deliberately and taking all my stuff and having sex with my girlfriends in front of me while mocking me and denying the Christ was a good idea. Like, what, was I supposed to be intimidated? It just made me thirsty for bloooooood. (Standards.) I'm thinking cry for help, because.. I don't know how long this kind of thing has been going on down here but it does seem to have been kind of corrupt for a while, and while I would have been happy to have dealt with this on day one (1), I can see that after four (4) years... Well I've given up on waiting for an apology from the Hall of Justice of Cowlitz County, and I think I'm pretty fucking far past being helped by an ersatz apology from a bunch of wank job race and dope bigots living in luxury while pretending they're in charge of anything legal at all. Hey, so did I get dismissed with or without prejudice? They didn't seem to want to tell me when they were snarling at me last time I saw them and then after that my house was ransacked nine times in a row by some home invasion strike team hired by an unknown party and then the leader of that strike party came back to my house a few months ago and moved himself in. Made himself real comfy. Yeah I guess that's how they do it here. I am of course thoroughly impressed. He even has the demeanor. He probably has jurisdiction. He obviously has cojones.

But, does he have the mandate of Heaven, or is he just being blackmailed into being a huge douchebag by some thuggy-piggy white supremacist guild? Like I just can't be certain about what I'm supposed to feel about the whole thing. Like one of those stereoscopic 3D paintings that you got to squint of your eyes to figure out, am I supposed to be impressed or saddened? Is it an amazing performance by a retard of the Special Legal Olympics or is it some sort of one-off never to be repeated again performance of a whole bunch of retards doing The Nutcracker Suite while pretending to be legal professionals? Like I'm just... perplexed. Is this because I forgot the secret handshake? Well, I never knew one. I shouldn't have had to. And someone should have considered the possibility by now that I was probably a poor choice of harvest target. Does anyone have any idea whose idea that was, or is that something that's going to be kept confidential because it it would reveal ways and means or instantly make somebody guilty or violate somebody's rights or make somebody stab themselves in the head with a pair of pinking shears? I guess that's kind of a complicated question at this stage of the Revelation, but if you forgive me, I have had some spare time over the last four (4) fucking years to think it over. Since I actually can think, and I enjoy it, and never in my life, I've ever been less afraid of anybody than I am of these people. wew lads.

NGL: I miss my enchanted frog pond. It was fun to talk to the frogs. There are now far less of them. They were denied their habitat when thugs came into my house and vandalized the pond, so somebody start figuring out how much it costs to make a new enchanted frog pond. And then I want to bill this godforsaken city for three (3) times that price, because now I want threeve (3-5) enchanted frog ponds, just in case two (2) more roving bands of thugs come to fuck up my shit again, seems to be a common occurrence down here. And even if it's not, I'm going to drain your goddam city treasury dry. Just for spite, hillbilly buckfucker boys. Just building frog ponds. What do you think about them apples? That doesn't sound like rabble rousing or sedition. Does it? Fuck, who am I asking, I retract the question, maybe I'll bring it up at Council later or at the round table, or tie a note to a brick and then throw it through the mayor's bay window if I ever find out where the fuck he or she or īT lives or if he ever has the balls to give me a call on the phone and say “sorry we fucked up your life and killed your wife. Oh, and by the way your other friend died accidentally when something happened mysteriously that never happened before” it was called: “What do you mean you can overdose from that? Why don't you just resurrect her?” Well I didn't know her fucking name or even that she was here. Since instead of coming to my house to say hello, she got trafficked into whatever the fuck it is you do with people down here you want to get rid of. Any of all y'all getting the picture here? MASSIVE CIVIL AND CRIMINAL LIABILITY, AND I THINK FOUR (4) YEARS WAS ENOUGH TIME TO GIVE YOU GRACE., BUT INSTEAD OF TAKING ADVANTAGE OF THAT, YOU KEPT ON TRYING TO KILL ME AND KEPT ON STEALING MY SHIT AND THEN INVADED MY HOME AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN; WITHOUT BEING AT ALL POLITE ABOUT IT. THE FUCK IS IT WITH YOU PEOPLE DOWN HERE? OH, RIGHT SATAN WORSHIP. SILLY ME. Please go about your business. Looks good on you. BECAUSE YOU'RE SUPERSTITIOUS PEASANTRY, TOWN ELDERS! Gosh!

And I won't breathe a word about what I know about it. (Also, you're a genius, and probably underpaid, and how much would it take for me to hire out a hit on Michael Vranizan? He's kind of an old fucker, can I get him to be run down by a snow blower and make it look like an accident? Because oops, I forgot to talk to you for a year and a half while I was busy conspiring with White Power Bill to deny your civil rights, b∞∞∞μ. Oh yeah and I didn't know about the $86 billion in gold. Just forgot to tell you about that. And of course I went along with the civil asset forfeiture, and why? Yes I do believe the DEA gets to use drugs to fucking juice up teenage girls into fucking drugslavery but little Michael Kuczi can't get high ON THE SAME SHIT FUCKING EVERYONE ELSE DOES ALL THE GODDAM TIME and fucking talk about movie reviews because I'm a fucking smelly Hungarian asshole right? But a bunch of snobs from Kitsap Peninsula and Whidbey Island, they could do whatever the fuck they want is that it? By the way, my cousin told me that I was a drug addict (weed, too; he actually seemed to be serious when he said this, what a fucking Boomer) and insulted me in front of a bunch of people on telegram and then disappeared. Sounded like he was possessed by a demon, does he get to have more of my money or can I have some of his? Just kind of curious. Maybe when I buy a 9th vehicle I'll get two fucking Cadillacs and park one in his goddam living room. Or is it my living room? OR just some Conservator from Bellgab with a false Power Of Attorney get to claim a house by now? At this point as long as they have tits, they can have a house, IMHO. All y'all can always go after me in the civil courts. Wear one of those powdered wigs, I think those look hot, I'm going to grab it and slap your asset with it while I open your third brown eye during my victory speech after I win... whatever it's going to be called, probably. You'll have to make up some new words for it because I doubt anybody's ever taking your ass to the cleaners like I'm going to in this part of the world. SINCE I GUESS HE'S USUALLY JUST MURDER PEOPLE. HUZZAH! Honest goddamn goddamn goddamn goddamn goddamn goddamn goddamn goddamn goddamn, goddamn goddamn goddamn goddamn goddamn goddamn goddamn goddamn goddamn goddamn goddamn goddamn goddamn goddamn goddamn goddamn hands and knees after I hobble him like Annie Wilkes did in Misery. WHAMMO! Sledgehammer to the ankle! Have some CBG, ooh, unless it'll ruin one's Federal clearance. Which is so important, in case somebody wants to travel the world for a dozen years pretending to be married to me and buying houses and flipping shit while carrying a stolen Black Sapphire, oh and by the way Kirsten: No hard feelings but you really pissed me off. Reap the whirlwind. Also you owe me $63.9 million dollars in USD fiat currency, you skinny twink rockhound junky bitch. Because I'm assuming you suckled those children you claim are yours, fuck why not? I'll believe anything at this point, except that you couldn't have seen this coming. Like what the fuck? Maybe I really am the Jewish Antichrist! Cool. I'll turn you into a platypus later, you lying scheming bigoted teetotaling shitsplats shiksa-titted h∞r.

Anyway, I'm going to go buy an ounce of weed (BECAUSE OF COURSE NO ONE WILL DELIVER, I GUESS I'LL JUST WALK OR HIRE A FUCKING CAB BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE SEVEN (7) FUCKING VEHICLES OR ANYBODY WITH ANY GODDAM BALLS TO COME PICK ME UP, GO FIGURE IT MUST BE BECAUSE I SO SMELL BAD? OR IS IT BECAUSE I'M THE JEWISH ANTICHRIST? OR IS IT BECAUSE YOU THINK I'M GOING TO SPROUT HORNS AND RAPE YOUR DAUGHTER FROM THE FUCKING DRIVER SEAT OR IS IT JUST THAT YOU DON'T TRUST ME NOT TO START PUMMELING YOU IN THE FACE THE WAY IT USUALLY HAPPENS? BECAUSE I'M KIND OF SURPRISED THAT EVERYONE ELSE GETS TO PUNCH PEOPLE IN THE FACE BUT ONLY I GET TO ACTUALLY FUCKING SIT AROUND AND BE BLAMED FOR IT. OR SOMETHING. GRUMBLE GRUMBLE GRUMBLE. HEY QUICK QUESTION, IS IT STILL A HATE CRIME IF EVERYBODY IS JUST FUCKING STUPID, OR DO THEY ACTUALLY HAVE TO MEET A MINIMUM INTELLIGENCE STANDARD TO COUNT AS BEING HATEFUL? LIKE WHAT IF YOU'RE JUST CASUALLY STUPID ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE'S FEELINGS? IS THAT STILL A HATE CRIME? I WOULDN'T KNOW I'VE NEVER HAD TO DEAL WITH THIS BEFORE, THAT'S WHY I HAVE FEDS FOR THAT. BY THE WAY THANKS GUYS! SEMPER FĪDELÎS!) and then I'm going to think things over and then hopefully I'll be more rational later on. (ONLY 24 MORE FOXHOLE DIGGING DAYS UNTIL AMBUSH DAY! IT'S THE MOST STRATEGICALLY IMPORTANT DAY OF THE YEAR! EVERYBODY REMEMBER NOT TO MOCK THE CHRIST THIS TIME, OKAY?) But as I've been unlawfully imprisoned for four (4) years in a state of incommunicado while my civil rights have been conspired to be denied to me by a bunch of racist pig fucks while living on top of a pile of old gold ore mining tailings that are worth an estimated $86 billion, and then nobody told me this while trying to kill me for four (4) years, I'm feeling a little dazed. Not real confused though. Everybody remembered the Alamo, right? WELL NOW YOU CAN REMEMBER MAL•>KUCZI•DICK!) I'm glad it's not any worse than it could be, oh, by the way, where's (PROT-Dingbat_Alpha_Prime) living? Is she in Texas or is she dead and we have to talk to her through a spirit box? Oh I suppose that's classified. And of course I really want to know because I want to send her a letter bomb, right? Actually no I kind of just want to find out if I can hop a slow-moving freight train and get there, or if I should just wait until somebody sends in Delta Force, or like whatever. (Good thing she has been brainwashed to believe she's an entirely different person and then has not been set up to be living with BEAU RADACH up on the hill on Tower Road and sucking his dick every night believing that he's me, good thing that's not happening because that would be a real fucking war crime wouldn't it? Ashley wouldn't be it'd probably be just as hers, but that's not really the point. What is it with this BEAU RADACH guy, And is it like in charge like Colonel Kurtz or is he just some random dude just pretending to be in charge and has enough warlock power to back it up, because I'm not going to go chase after him, because he's fucking batshit crazy insane, obviously. (YEAH IT'S NOT A WARCRIME. BUT ONLY BECAUSE I SAID SO. NOW FIX MY FUCKING WELLHOUSE AND ROLL AROUND IN THE CLAYMORES AFTER YOU'RE DONE, I WANT TO SEE YOUR BODY EXPLODE AND YOUR GIBBETS OF RAW, BLOODY FLESH RAIN DOWN ALL OVER MY TERRITORY, I WANT TO PRACTICE NECROMANCY TOO! YOU MAKE RAISING THE DEAD WHILE MOCKING THE CHRIST LOOK LIKE SO MUCH FUN!) And what do you know, the guy who had me involuntarily committed looked just like him. Guy sure gets around. I bet he's a real solid provider, some chick should marry him and then slice his balls off. TLS can use them for cat toys. Since I think she's going to get some more pussy. Call it a hunch. Also: hey Kirsten. Nice opal. WHAT MARVELOUS TECHNOLOGY YOU HAVE, YOU MATRIARCH OF MENDACITY! DOES IT WORK ON THE GOLEM YOU CALL A HUSBAND, BECAUSE IF SO, I THINK YOU SHOULD GO MARRY HIM AND THEN I'LL TAKE ALL HIS WIVES AND THEN YOU CAN ALL JUST FUCKING ROT IN JEW FUCKING HELL. (Just a suggestion!) Just because I'm never going to throw you an oven doesn't mean I'm a soft pushover, you won't be huge, you want me large and you lied to me and you made a whole bunch of fucking errors and I guess you didn't think you'd ever could call to account, well this is your fucking lucky day. START WRITING CHECKS, MONEYTITS!!! MAKE IT FUCKING RAIN. BECAUSE HER NAME WAS JEWEL, AND YOU OWE GRAPEFRüīT7 ∆LPH∆ PRIME AN APOLOGY, AND I'D PUT A LITTLE MUSTARD ON IT AND AND BE PREPARED TO PERFORM IT IN IN INTERPRETIVE DANCE IF I WERE YOU, BECAUSE YOU'RE GOING TO DO IT NAKED UNDER A KIMONO AND THEN WE'RE GOING TO STRIP THE KIMONO OFF OF YOU AND SET IT ON FIRE AND THEN YOU CAN GET THE BATHTUB FILLED WITH PROTO SOUP, AND THEN JUMP RIGHT OUT AGAIN AND THAT'S AS CLOSE AS YOU'RE GOING TO GET TO BE PUNISHED, BECAUSE I REALLY JUST WANT TO LOOK AT YOUR TITS AND THEN TELL YOU THAT YOU'RE STILL UGLY, AND THEN MAKE REAL SOUP OUT OF A REAL INGREDIENT. LIKE THAT WHORE YOU CALL A MOTHER. EXCEPT, WHO WAS THAT AGAIN? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH FRAUD YOU COMMITTED WITH ME, FOR ABSOLUTELY NO REASON OTHER THAN TO GET YOUR ROCKS OFF AND TO PRETEND THAT YOU WERE GETTING VENGEANCE FOR SOMETHING I DID TO SOMEONE WHO CLAIMED THAT I DID THINGS I DIDN'T DO, BUT WHO ACTUALLY TRIED TO ABUSE ME AND WANTED ME TO BE HER GREAT PARTNER AT THE TENDER AGE OF 15 AND 1/2, AND YOU KNEW THAT AND THOUGHT THAT WAS PERFECTLY OKAY AND THEN I GUESS YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO BE GOING TO JAIL OR COURT OR PRISON? NO NO YOU'RE GOING TO GO TO FUCKING HOLLYWOOD SQUARES. You and BEAU RADACH can take turns sitting in center square with fucking tomatoes getting launched at you with a goddam t-shirt cannon. OR MAYBE WE'LL DO BLOOD SACRIFICE IN A DEWEY PENTAGRAM AND RESURRECT CHARLES NELSON REILEY AND HE'LL TEACH ME HOW TO FUCK YOUR CORPSES THE THE OLD SCHOOL HOLLYWOOD HARD WAY. FUCK I'M READY TO BEAT GAY RIGHT NOW. THAT SOUNDS HOT. BECAUSE OBVIOUSLY I MIGHT AS WELL JUST TURN TO NECROMANCY, SINCE IT'S TURNED OUT SO WELL FOR ALL OF YOU, OH WAIT IT DIDN'T. TELL YOU WHAT I'LL ASK GOD WHAT GOD THINKS, OKAY I'M DONE GOD SAYS YOU'RE A BUNCH OF FUCKING MORONS, LOL.

I AM JACKSTAR. I AM NOT TO BE TRIFLED WITH. WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'VE BEEN DOING FOR FOUR (4);YEARS? INSPIRING ME? HANDING YOU YOUR ASS IN ALL CAPS IN PUBLIC FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE IS MY JOB NOW. AND BUSINESS IS FUCKING BOOMING, BROADSTAX BITCHLAX.

* Jackstar loves Grapefruit this much.

sweetie, I know you want to cut her from stem to anus, because suddenly I want to hang it upside down and bleed her out like she's a kosher hog, but I assure you that this form of public humiliation is much more advantageous in that you won't have to go to prison or be accused of murder, and then you can read it over and over and over in your head while we have sex and have PK pics orgasms thinking about new ways to torture This woman's psyche, because apparently the Jews have this magic where they can get into your brain and show pictures of Darth Vader and shit, and now that I have permission to reverse engineer that that'll have something to give me to do while figure out how to pretend I don't want to have pillow talk or something. Anyway, we don't even have to have sex at this point. We can just lay there and think about how we're going to torture Jews, without being at all. Obvious about it. Because I'm pretty sure as long as we don't actually do it that we just think about it — #psychically — That won't be a hate crime. I don't know, someone will also have to worry about that in some Court somewhere while we can just kick back and get high balls and do what we want for once, and then they can run around looking for someone to complain about, because obviously, we're not the threat here. We're civilized people. (Fucking fake it, lady, don't blow this for us or I really will breed your nieces. A lot. Don't think we can't do it.  Since we are kept separate, why? Oh yeah so somebody else could fucking take advantage of them while I sat here alone for fucking four fucking years fucking Christ. Do they have a full fucking Brady bunch already? Nice little town they got here. Like holy shit. No wonder my phone doesn't work, I guess if they could ask for help but they'd probably be ringing off the hook and then I'd be more than happy to help with them be picked up or form a ride carpool or tell them why they don't want to get bread by some stupid fucking racist pig, and then I imagine that if they had anybody to talk to besides nobody, they might be able to resist their magical rape charms, but who the fuck knows what's been happening since I've been cut off from talking to anybody for four fucking years while everybody laughs at me, I wonder fucking why. (Dear Debbē: As a courtesy I'm going to assume that it didn't get that bad, oh and by the way I want my shit back that you all fucking stole, by the way you also let somebody else steal evidence and then use it to make my friend into somebody's fresh rape target. And now she's got an STD and she's all pissed at me and she's chemically bound to some guy who raped her 12 years ago, and I suppose that's not going to be thinking of anyone but all of you as being your fault, right since I wasn't bringing it to her, and then you and your little involuntarily committing team fucked it all up. And then you stole all my stuff to hide the fact that you stole evidence and then caused a significant problem. That's you, did you know? Remember when you were showing me on your ass and I always had to wait till 7:00 while somebody else went down, somebody named Richard went downstairs and then mysteriously somebody else came back up with none of my fucking gear except for everything contemptuous, like you didn't even bring back my kilt, I didn't come in with pants so you brought me like a jacket, the wrong shoes and nothing to wear for my legs. So, how was I supposed to be a good idea? Idea? And then you all had a fucking nerve to fucking look at me and say that that's all you had, when I knew goddamn well that downstairs. Some guy named Richard was fucking rifling through my shit and making off with it? Yeah real good job of South sound behavioral hospital. How big of a fucking lawsuit do you fucking why, yeah that's your employer. Debbē. Not really conflict to interest, is it? Oh wait it is. By the way, now would be a great time to get on the phone with a shekinah godbold, and reminder that that she's got a great name and that she should probably start writing a formal letter of apology cuz she treated me like shit and she sure fucked up the fucking whole fucking thing and then she acted as if I had done something wrong. I think she was going to be in trouble and so she's screamed at me and then told me that I would never talk to her again and that if I sent her email she wouldn't read it and then she hung up on me and that was weeks ago and I still haven't got my fucking kill my backpack or my tarot cards back or my jars of magical quarters and what the fuck is wrong with you fucking people? Oh yeah that's right you're all addicted to meth and you can't get any other way. And you didn't think my civil rights mattered and you thought you could get away with it and there was nothing I could do about it except there was something I could do.

MARK, AND REMEMBER. Since I'm not lying, I'm not going to sue you, and I don't give a fuck what you do but shaquina god you should probably fucking start to learn how to apologize and teach the rest of your fucking runt little piglet genome in this town. There are rules coming. You broke them, I don't give a fuck whether you thought I was going to do anything you thought, you ended up recycling the stuff and then using it to brainwash my friend. And now she's bound channel whore to some guy who used to rape her a dozen years ago, and I wasn't going to do that, but I guess she's got some kind of a thing going on that somebody probably should have told me about instead of pretending that it wasn't even there and then I never did that to her, but someone else did and then you enabled them and then you also stole my shit. Once again that's SHAKENA GODBOLT. And congratulations, you fell for bait. So what you just steal my property and treat me like shit as Richard beauty from hengage? Wow. Do you really get to do that in this country or are you just so fucking high on the smell of your own fucking farts that you think you get to fucking do that and get away with it every single fucking time? Do you fall for bait often, I bet you generally treat people like shit, well that's illegal too. And you guys are in charge of medical matters huh? Wow, I'm just real impressed. So so impressed. I bet nothing like this has ever gone wrong before? Yeah probably not.

THE_LORD works in mysterious ways. And all of you will be lucky to be working at all ever again, now bring back my goddamn tarot cards you fucking thieving little fucking cunt bitch. (Because in spite of your professionalism, you're not the boss of me and I'm older than you and you're fucking stupid. You arrested the wrong person and you allowed drug addicts to steal military property and then use it to abduct and brainwash. A military asset who had been abused several times before, and.. Yeah I had the exact opposite thing in mind, and then you let it happen, and then you tried to blame me for something? And then claim that I need to take your meds. Bitch I'm not taking your toastyou'reck you. Have you heard of weed? It's fucking amazing. I'll let you know when I need to engage myself in your quack psychiatry, If you even never have a license to practice medicine ever again. Since it's kind of your job to not do this kind of thing, and instead you actually did this kind of thing, and then I still haven't gotten any of my shit back. Oh but my friend is fucking diseased dick after getting juiced up with meth and coca purchased with money. They swindled out of me because they thought that was a good idea too. It's amazing what drug addicts will do, and I suppose they're probably pretty mad at me, since I'm not an addict and then I have money and they don't because they're drug addicts and then I don't give a shit, why the fuck don't they give me my shit back and tell me the truth, oh it cuz they think they're in charge. They must because they're so Superior. Reminder: these people have been stalking me and then invading my house and stealing my objects for years. And apparently they get to do that, but I don't get to get high and read books. How the fuck do? People haven't been busted before. I have no idea but it's probably because you're guarded by a bunch of thugs will murder people when they talk back too much. Was pretty scary. Does anybody feel scared now? Because you shouldn't. You're just going to become a worldwide laughing so I can lose your ability to practice in your chosen profession. While I tell the entire world how good it feels to tell you how fucking stupid you fucking were to fucking piss off. Michael Clifford Kuczi. TWO JARS MAGIC DIVINATION QUARTERS, TWO TAROT DECKS SHUFFLED TOGETHER PAIR OF BOOTS A GREEN BACKPACK SEVERAL DIFFERENT KINDS OF BATH SALTS, I GUESS ONE OF THEM WAS REAL ATTRACTIVE TO YOU, MY WEED MY WEED PIPE MY FUCKING ALTIC LANSING SPEAKER FUCKING GIVE IT FUCKING BACK YOU FUCKING MORONS? LIKE WHAT PART OF FUCKING BEING A PSYCHIATRIST MAKES YOU GET ABLE TO FUCKING STEAL SHIT WHAT ARE YOU FUCKING TEACH ME A LESSON FUCKING YEAH YOU TAUGHT ME A LISTENER ALL RIGHT YOU'RE REALLY FUCKING STUPID.

AND MYSTERIOUSLY BEAU RADACH AND HIS MOMMY WORK AT SOUTH SOUND BEHAVIORAL HOSPITAL, COLLEAGUES WITH SHAKENA GODBOLT? I GUESS IT'S A FUCKING SMALL WORLD AFTER ALL. LOOK AT THE BRIGHT SIDE, I DON'T HAVE TO SUE YOU TO MAKE YOU FAMOUS, BECAUSE YOU'RE FUCKING FAMOUS, AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF YOU'RE GOING TO GET SUED OR NOT, BUT I DEFINITELY WANT MY SHIT BACK, SO CHOP CHOP, PRONTO BLONDO: GATHER MY BELONGINGS THAT YOU TURNED INTO MY LOOT, AND IF THAT'S TOO FUCKING HARD FOR YOU, WELL I GUESS YOU'RE GOING TO FUCKING TELL IT TO SOME JUDGE FUCKING SOMEDAY. Gosh! Tell me again how I'm I'm delusional and an addict and denial and that you need to take your meds? Tell me again. I think that's a fucking such a fucking fucking cool. Fucking fucking story. also tell me again why somebody was able to call the police and claim that I pulled a knife on her in her house, when I never did and then she called the police and had me arrested, rather than just simply telling me not to follow her to her safe house cuz she didn't want me to know that she had a safe house, but of course she has a fucking safe house. The fucking house looks like it's never been lived in before and there's no way she needed to live that way, she obviously at a stage house and then another house and I guess she didn't want me to follow her there. But then I didn't know what the fuck she was doing walking away and then why couldn't she just tell me that she needed privacy? I've known her for thirty fucking years, And she never mentioned that she had all this going on, but I can see why because it's pretty embarrassing, and also the guy pretended to be her father probably shouldn't have been thinking that he was going to jam me up in the fucking system because I'm not insane and he's not in command, and he yelled at me on his front lawn like I was his child. And until then I had no idea that this was an issue, so maybe he should get a fucking psyche eval? Oh I suppose that would be a military secret, I shouldn't mind my own business. THEY'RE COMMITTING REAL ESTATE FRAUD AND USING MY NAME AND LYING TO ME AND STEALING MONEY FROM ME SO I THINK IT'S MY FUCKING BUSINESS, MAYBE THE RULES ARE DIFFERENT UNDER USMCJ? MAYBE SOMEBODY SHOULD HAVE TOLD ME WHAT THE FUCK WAS GOING ON, THEN I WOULDN'T HAVE HAD TO FIND OUT, AND THEN I GUESS YOU GUYS THOUGHT YOU HAD SOME SORT OF REASONABLE EXPECTATION OF PRIVACY WHILE YOU COMMITTED YOUR MALFEASANCES AFTER TAKING PUBLIC MONEY TO ACT AS GUARDIANS OF THE PUBLIC TRUST AND PRETEND YOU WERE IN CHARGE OF WHAT PEOPLE SHOULD DO WITH THEIR FUCKING SMOKE AND THEIR DRINK AND THEIR GAMBLING? WELL MAYBE YOU SHOULD BUT NOT WITH ME, AND EXACTLY WHAT POINT DID I START TO BEHAVE LIKE I WAS INSANE OR INCOMPETENT? CUZ I'VE NEVER BEEN THAT WAY, AND ONLY BECAUSE SOME WOMAN AT THE HALL OF JUSTICE TOLD ME THAT IT WAS THE BEST THING TO DO WAS TO CLAIM TO BE INCOMPETENT, WAS THAT EVER AN ISSUE AND THEN IT WASN'T MENTAL INCOMPETENCE IT WAS LEGAL INCOMPETENCE AND THEN SHE COULD HAVE TOLD ME THAT IT WAS A USMCJ JURISDICTION MATTER THEN BUT SHE DIDN'T SHE JUST GLOSSED OVER THE FACT THAT THE DISTINCTION BETWEEN MENTAL INCOMPETENCE AND LEGAL INCOMPETENCE IS AN IMPORTANT ONE AND THEN SHE'S STILL WORKING THE CASE TRYING TO GET ME THROUGH IT IN PRISON AT A DIFFERENT JURISDICTION AT BREMERTON MUNICIPAL COURT, A CITY I RARELY THINK OF AND NEVER VISIT BUT STILL THE SAME WOMAN IS THERE TRYING TO DECLARE THAT I'M FUCKING INCOMPETENT, BECAUSE THAT'S IMPORTANT FOR HER TO BE ABLE TO TAKE MY MONEY AS PART OF HER LARGER PLAN, OH AND IS IT AMAZING THAT I KNOW ALL THIS? SHAKINA GODBOLD GUESS WHAT YOU'RE A FUCKING ACCESSORY. SO BY THE WAY YOU SHOULD PROBABLY BE NICE HERE TO ME THE NEXT TIME WE TALK ON THE PHONE, BECAUSE YOU SURE SHIT DIDN'T SCARE ME OFF AND I DIDN'T REALLY NEED TO TAKE IT THIS FAR, AND THEN YOU DIDN'T NEED TO ABUSE ME OR BE RUDE TO ME OR PRETEND THAT YOU WERE IN CHARGE OR THAT I HAD ANYTHING TO HIDE. REMINDER: MY FRIEND WAS ABUSED BECAUSE OF WHAT YOU DID. SHE'S BUILT FOR IT PROBABLY BUT SHE'S NOT GOING TO BE MAD AT ME, SHE'S GOING TO BE MAD AT YOU OH AND BY THE WAY WHERE THE FUCK IS THE HOODIE THAT I GAVE HER, BECAUSE I GAVE IT TO A SECURITY GUY AND THEN I GUESS THEY DIDN'T GIVE IT TO HER I GUESS THEY GAVE IT TO SOMEBODY ELSE AND THEN HOW MANY WOMEN DID YOU HAVE HERE UNDER THAT NAME, OH WAIT THAT'S A PERSONAL MATTER AND I WOULDN'T WANT TO VIOLATE HIPAA RULES, OH AND BY THE WAY YOUR WHOLE FUCKING HOSPITAL IS FUCKING AMATEUR AND RANKED STUPID. I HAD NO IDEA.

AND SHE GOT THE SENT THERE HOW MANY TIMES? AND NOT ONCE DID ANY DOCTOR FROM YOUR PLACE EVER CALL ME UP AND SAY OH HEY BY THE WAY I HEARD YOU'VE BEEN HER FRIENDS FOR A WHILE DO YOU KNOW THAT SHE'S BEING STOCKED BY SOME RAPE IS, NO I DIDN'T ACTUALLY KNOW THAT BUT NOW I DO BUT I BET YOU ALL DID AND THEN YOU'RE EXPECTING ME TO BE THE RAPIST, WELL BUT I'M NOT.

BUT I THINK YOU COULD PROBABLY FIND HIM IF YOU REALLY WANTED TO BUT LET'S HOLD OFF ON A BIT BECAUSE I THINK YOUR DAYS ARE FUCKING HELP IN THE LAW ENFORCEMENT AGENCY FIND THEIR MAN OR FUCKING DONE SOUTH SOUTH BEHAVIORAL. ALSO, FUCK YOU, YOU TWO-BIT DIMESTORE HOODS. I hope that your hospital wasn't the one that my friend threw herself down the stairs of when she killed herself after not being allowed to call me or leave after she was taken from the house after the ambush and then put into custody and then kept away from me, because apparently this whole thing was designed to drive us insane, and then I don't know if it did but where the fuck is my family? Where the fuck are my imagine quarters? where the fuck are your fucking licenses to practice medicine, cuz I kind of want to fucking set up a bonfire, like I don't remember anybody fucking up this bed ever in their entire history of medicine, but maybe that was that time when that college student got serotonin syndrome and cooked her brain off when she went to the ER and they assumed that she was just engaging in drug seeking behavior and they strapped her to a Gurnee and they gave her the wrong medication and then she died, because they didn't know that that could happen, haha. Haha oops! Sorry we didn't mean to kill you, but it's just some bitch you wanted cocaine, but no, she just didn't know why her brain was cooking off and it's called serotonin syndrome, do you know how much about your profession? I know about? Apparently not.

But let's put it this way: I had no idea the baitload would be this successful. And I don't need to sue you for money, and I don't mind the publicity, and you have trifled with the wrong Sourcerœr, you dumb stupid motherfucking quack little bitch fuck hit assholes. Does it sound like slander or defamatory speech? No this is opinion, and it's true, and I pretty much just knocked your fucking reputation into the fucking toilet, without being at all obvious about planning having done so, since I wasn't planning on this. This just came out today, it's amazing how one thing leads to another. REMINDER: UNFATHOMABLY VALUABLE ITEMS WERE IN THAT BACKPACK, AND THEN YOU LET SOMEBODY STEAL IT. AND THAT WAS OKAY BECAUSE... WHY?

BECAUSE I FUCKING SKUNKED AND PUNKED YOU WITH A BAITLOAD. AND I SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN THERE AT ALL. AND THE REASON WHY I WAS THERE WAS BECAUSE OF BEAU RADACH WANTING TO FUCK MY FRIEND AGAIN; HE SHOWED UP WITH HER ONE TIME IN 2021 AND HE SAID HE JUST HAPPENED TO HAVE TWO HITS OF ACID AND THE IMPLICATION WAS THAT I WAS SUPPOSED TO TAKE THE ACID AND FUCK HER, BUT I DIDN'T NEED THE ACID TO FUCK HER AND I DIDN'T NECESSARILY WANT TO DO THAT, I JUST WANTED TO KNOW WHY SHE WAS DOING THOSE THINGS WITH PEOPLE AND NOT WITH ME, I DIDN'T ACTUALLY WANT TO DO IT AND NOW THAT I KNOW HOW FAST HE WAS READY TO HOOK ME UP FOR AN ENTRAPMENT DEAL, I'M GLAD THAT I KNOW NOW AND I AM SUPER GLAD THAT I DIDN'T FALL FOR ANY OF HIS TRICKS, WHICH IS WHY YOU WERE ALL FUCKING IN SUPER HUGE TROUBLE AND THEN SHE'S ABOUND SHUTTLE WHORE TO SOME GUY WHO RAPED HER UP WITH METH DICK AND I'M NOT IN TROUBLE I'M NOT GOING TO PRISON AND ALL OF THIS IS FIRST AMENDMENT SPEECH PROTECTED UNDER THE US CONSTITUTION AND I DON'T GIVE A FLYING FUCK OFF A WINDMILL IF YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT YOU'RE READING, THE FIRST AMENDMENT SAYS THAT I GET TO PUBLISH IT AND THAT YOU ALWAYS GO AFTER ME THE CIVIL COURT. BREAK A LEG, YOU FASCIST PIGGY QUACKING SWINE.

(Also, there's a cool video on my backup YouTube channel where I record myself leaving a message for you and explaining many of these issues that was put out weeks ago, but now I think I'm going to bring it up and then republish it and then make it go viral, because I don't really know if you've ever been blown up and made a laughingstock of before but I might as well make it into a good fucking show, cuz I've been waiting for moments like these my entire life. Without being at all obvious about having done so. Now then, do I sound high? Do I sound abusive? Or do I just sound... eager? Well, here's a hint: I'll give a shit what you think it sounds like because it's legally anyway you slice it. FIRST AMENDMENT. I imagine you violate that all the time, and never think twice about it, because you're so importantly in charge and anybody who gets high is just a sub-human proletariat? Right?

WRONG. QUOT ERAT DEMONSTRATUM: You and your business violated federal law and conspired to deny me my civil rights, when I was completely innocent and denied due process and you just did it because you didn't agree with point of view, as well as didn't understand the library well, and just thought you were just that much in fucking charge
And then also the attic who was rightly through my belongings couldn't help himself when he found the baitload. I saw him him when you saw it, he jerked straight up like he just seen a ghost jabbing him in the testicles with a cattle prod, and then... Well I sat in your hospital for a week and godly knows that happened then and then when I got out I guess there was a problem? Yeah you all fucked up. And then rather than report you to the police, you abused me and then grudgingly gave you back some of my shit and then acted like you were doing me a favor, because I guess you thought I had made things difficult for you? No people. You made things to feel good for yourself. BECAUSE YOU BROKE THE FUCKING LAW.

REMINDER: this is America, using drugs isn't a legal here, that's why people come to America, but your adults are supposed to have a good time, abusing drugs is illegal, but I wasn't doing that either, you abused drugs, I used them as bait, charge of everything, well you should probably start baby in charge of yourselves and you start obeying the law, and if you can stop raping native American women and children and denying cannabis to people, since it's a food group, and it's legal now, basically you should probably just get a new fucking business because it's not the '70s, fuck you once again adults get high. It's not that hard to not be abusive, maybe you should try thinking about teaching people to not abuse drugs, instead of just teaching them to believe that automatically having them is immediately illegal, because it's not. It never was.

It's also not illegal to learn the law. That's generally what a citizen supposed to do. Now I don't know what you think you're supposed to do, but apparently harass the shit out of people like me is what you thought you were supposed to be doing with your life, well, you might not want to do it anymore because obviously you have bitten off more than enough than you can chew. “Shaw•Key•NA” God•bowl•T? I'm not going to lie, you're narcotics anonymous code is pretty fucking stupid and gay, and then I don't give a shit about your stupid fucking code, nor do I care about how you deal with addicts, because I'm not an addict, never saw this shit until recently, I can see why, and I guess y'all don't understand how intelligence works.

Much better with intention. You know I was 23 before I was allowed to have my own bag of weed? Like what the fuck weed. It's just a food group, especially when it's not bought from losers who trying to kill you, but now it's a different modern day, and these things are legal in certain contexts and apparently none of you would have figured out how to fucking follow the law. Well I guess you should fucking shut down your goddamn hospital, but I'd like my magic divination quarters back first. Or after. Whatever the fuck I don't care. Don't expect me to go get them, and if this seems like too much fucking trouble for all of you, I'm not surprised since you're a bunch of lazy rat bastard fake fucks who clearly aren't very fucking happy with me, well you're not going to be very fucking happy tomorrow either. Cuz I'll still be innocent and you'll be guilty. And you're a bunch of fucking thieves.
WHO ENABLED MY FRIEND TO GET RAPED AND EXPLOITED. NICE JOB, LOSERS AT SOUTH SOUND BEHAVIORAL HOSPITAL. OH MY GOD AM I SLANDERING A BUSINESS I GUESS THAT'S POTENTIALLY DEFAMATORY AND THEY CAN ALWAYS GOURISH ME THE CIVIL COURTS, AND MY ADVICE WOULD BE TO PACK A FUCKING LUNCH SO I CAN SHOW YOU HOW TO EAT IT.

* Jackstar reminds Grapefruit that he can fuck and write and cook and castle and listen attentively when the roster of secret husband's names begins to be read out loud, and probably we'll figure out how to be respectful about it at the time.

Sweetie, you're a military asset. You're not a literary critic. So exactly whenever it was that you started reading my phone and thinking that you knew what you were reading and then got all hot and bothered under the collar and imagined that I was lying to you, you might have taken a step back and realized that I had told you specifically that that was going to happen and then you ignored me. It assumed that I had to have been lying, because obviously you were lying and then you figured everybody was lying and then you thought I was joking about special consequences and such? No sweetie I wasn't. And I never thought in a million years that you would have fallen for that conclusion, but that's probably why you shouldn't spy on my goddamn phone without telling me. And then I guess that was what the guy who was answering your messages and pretended to be you was doing to you when they were existing there without letting me know that they were pretended to be you while I was writing to you and you were talking to some other guy and doing shitloads of drugs without me, so while I'm not mad about it, but I think if you look back at your past experiences you might see that. That was probably where things went wrong for you and I, and it wasn't my behavior or proclivities or lying, it was that you just never had anybody legit in your life before, which is okay. People who are legit like me are pretty fucking rare. I guess in less enlightened times we just get burnt at the stake? Probably not necessarily this time. I love you sweetie. I'm not mad. And please don't kill the men that told you that I had to be lying and cheating on you, because I don't want them dead, I want them alive and I want to eat their sweet meats with biscuits and honey while they watch me with their eyes. Propped open with ludovico technique wires. I don't think I'll do that, but that sounds good to me right now. (Dear Matt, dear Dave, dear fake Mike, dear Swishy, And deer your entire sex pred team: YOU DESTROYED MY RELATIONSHIP FOR MONEY AND BECAUSE YOU WERE JEALOUS AND ENVIOUS AND BECAUSE YOU COULD, YOU HAD NO REASON TO AND YOU FUCKED THINGS UP AND I NEVER IMAGINED THAT ANY OF YOU WERE THAT FUCKING DESPERATE TO LEARN HOW TO BE A REAL MAN, BUT I CAN SEE WHY THAT WOULD BE HARD FOR YOU TO SWALLOW, SINCE I DIDN'T BRAINWASH HER, NO WE JUST LOVED EACH OTHER AND THEN YOU TOOK HER AWAY, AND I GUESS YOU JUST FIND YOURSELF BY BELIEVING THAT I HAD DOSED HER WITH DRUGS TO BRAINWASHER? NO THAT'S WHAT YOU DO I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THAT WAS POSSIBLE SHE NEVER TOLD ME AND YOU BETTER FUCKING HOPE THAT SHE FUCKING COMES BACK WITH A FUCKING GOOD ATTITUDE, BECAUSE I HAPPEN TO LIKED HER A LOT AND THEN YOU HOLD ME OFF TO PRISON AND THEN TRAFFIC TURN OR CHILDREN ON CHRISTMAS INTO BOUNCE OUT OF SLAVERY AND IT'S BEEN 4 YEARS NOW AND NONE OF YOU CAN FUCKING SAY YOU'RE SORRY? THAT'S PROBABLY CUZ YOU'RE NOT FUCKING SORRY, NOW HURRY UP AND START LEARNING HOW TO BE FUCKING SORRY CUZ YOU ALL FUCKED UP THIS BAD. ISN'T IT NICE OF ME TO LET YOU ALL KNOW IN PUBLIC LIKE THIS? I THINK SO. OH I THINK I MIGHT HAVE VIOLATED YOUR RIGHTS AND MAYBE DID SOME WITNESS TAMPERING AND LET PEOPLE KNOW THAT YOU'RE ACTUALLY REALLY GUILTY AND BEFORE YOU HAVE BEEN CHARGED BUT THAT'S OKAY I DON'T WANT IT TO HAVE YOU CHARGE, I JUST WANT YOU TO FUCKING FIX THE FUCKING THINGS AND SO STOP BEING ASSHOLES, OH AND BY THE WAY I GUESS YOU'RE NOT SO GENETICALLY SUPERIOR I GUESS YOUR RACIST BULLSHIT IS BULLSHIT, I GUESS IT'S JUST A MASSIVE COPE SO YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH JUSTIFYING WHO YOU WANT TO RAPE, AND YEAH SHE'S HOT YEAH WHERE IS SHE NOW, OH I DON'T KNOW BUT WHEREVER THE FUCK SHE IS SHE HASN'T BEEN ANYWHERE NEAR ME FOR FOUR FUCKING YEARS SO FUCKING HURRY THE FUCK UP AND PUT HER ON THE FUCKING PHONE YOU STUPID LITTLE TWERP LITTLE BITCHES OR I WILL FUCKING END YOUR FUCKING CAREERS IN EVERY FUCKING PROFESSION YOU MIGHT EVER FUCKING DO TAKE ALL YOUR MONEY AND THEN YOU'LL BE LUCKY TO BE FUCKING SCRUBBING HUB TAPS WITH YOUR FUCKING TONGUES. AM I MAKING MYSELF CLEAR? NO I'M NOT MAKING ANYTHING AT ALL, AND I'M SURE ALL OF YOU KNOW HOW TO MAKE CLEAR, AND THEN YOU USE THAT TO DESTROY MY FAMILY AND FOR 4 YEARS YOU'VE BEEN TRYING TO GET AWAY WITH IT AND YOU'VE ALSO BEEN STEALING MY MONEY AND DOING EVERYTHING YOU CAN TO GET AWAY FROM THE CONSEQUENCE OF YOUR ACTIONS, AND IT HAS LED YOU TO THIS.

* Jackstar remind's Grapefruit that the pen is truly mightier than the fisherman's guthook.

Sweetheart, I know traditions are important to you, but for just this little bit, perhaps just this once, I mean. I know it's tradition, but I need you to not be in the court system with any more murder charges, so if you can hang on for a little while longer and not go blender, and pay attention to what happens after my words turn into righteous occult power and turn all these people's lives into absolute fucking mint stuff fucking jelly, I want you to know that I do all this for you cuz I love you and I like showing off. I admit that my teeth are yellow and I'm out of shape and I like to do drugs a lot more than you do and I don't give a shit about what your children want, I care about what you want, and then I can care about what I desire, and I desired nothing like what happened to have happened, and that was all the fault of people that you would ordinarily be killing and scalping, but just this once. Let me finish yours to see if maybe they'll just just do us all a favor & over all their money and guns to us and then calmly walk off a tall building, not that I want that, but this is exactly what kind of shit the First Amendment is for. The mind is the only weapon. And I don't need to hear about anyone being sorry. I need these fucktards to start making things right. Basically that means put you on the phone, or at least call me and start explaining how they're going to start sucking their own dicks on national television as pen and so are fucking something. Don't really feel like suing people are reporting this to police, and I don't think that anybody needs to lawyer up because whatever you've been doing for 4 years everybody fucking knows about it, and isn't so fucking funny. I'm sitting here alone without any fucking clue in the world, oh yeah, it's real funny to some people, nigger around christensen's just about busting a gasket every fucking day, and then that's fine. It is pretty funny but I'd like to point out the 4 years of is enough goddam time. So either you're dead and can't use a phone or your commander is ordering. You're not talking to me, and then either case I want a goddamn answer today December 1st 2025 cuz this is not going on anyone no more fucking minute longer. Like what the fuck am I fucking doing waiting here fucking give me an address give me a car I'll give me a fucking phone and then what the fuck am I doing sitting here alone while assholes take advantage of people? Oh I guess somebody's abusing power and that's what the usmcj rules were built to do. And I guess they're going to fucking change those right fucking now.

Now then, when you (whomever) get a hold of her commanding officer give him/her my respects and tell him/her everything should be fine since I'm not going to freak out, but... FOUR (4) YEARS OF BEING TREATED LIKE BENEDICT ARNOLD FOR ABSOLUTELY NO REASON OTHER THAN I GET TO FORNICATE HOT ASS WOMEN WITHOUT THE TEDIOUS NECESSITY OF JUICING THEM UP WITH COCKSLAVE DOPE EVERY SINGLE TIME, LET ME TELL YOU, THAT WEARS ON A MAN. And incidentally, while we're on the subject, your “one drop rule” is fucking stupid and eugenics is stupid, and basically all of you are stupid, and I suspect none of you have any idea what DNA does, and... Like do you even know that the U.S. Constitution is the law of the land? Or are you like fresh out of a time portal from the goddam Dark Ages? Remember that you're not under oath and you don't have to answer me, but you also didn't have to sling racial epithets and ethnic slurs at me. While demanding I get a job, haha, well, you're having sex with my friends and denying me drinking water and acting like I wasn't allowed to do what you were allowed to do. Just reminding you: SUCK MY FAT ONE, YOU CHEAP $2 HOOD. Gosh! Er now please remember to buy them all. A lot of lingerie and a whole shitload of shoes that to rub their feet into fucking not kill them anymore, that'd be great. And while I'm sure that it's difficult for you to recognize the truth of things, I'm Aryan. Doesn't matter, you're not in charge of who women talk to, because this is the United States, it's not your fucking personal breeding ground for little tiny white supremacists to grow up to be big bigoted assholes, although I suppose I might have been at one point. Well, you're fucking done now. Get used to it. I don't need the monetary damages that you're going to be paying me, but I do need you to fucking obey the law to stop treating people with disrespect because you're embarrassing me and you're embarrassing my country and and enlist enlightened times I would have just shot you already. I would have come to your bedrooms like William Wallace on a horse and just decapitated you, but instead I'm a civilized man. Isn't that nice? Because now you're hail and Hardy and you know exactly what public humiliation feels like. And this is just day one. And certainly I have nothing else to do with my time, because you're killed all my friends and apparently took away their cars too? I don't even fucking know. INCOMMUNICADO SUCK MY BALLS, GOOD OL’ BOY SCUM! Never meaning. No harm I'm sure, and just quite by accident. You've ruined my day for four (4) years running without bothering to remember that I'm a human being with rights as well, it's funny how that slips the mind, after deciding to abandon God and turn to worship Dark Lord Satan. I mean, obviously you have the right, but do you have the ability? I retried the question. I don't give a shit what most of you have besides fungible cash that I can have clawed back and poured into my pocket. That's my job now. Taking what was yours and giving it to myself and then laughing at you. I wonder if the benefits include dental, and if I can voluntarily sacrifice those so I could get more access to cannabis and hot teen poon.

Since I'm pretty sure I am this town's hero. Without being at all obvious about it. Since I guess people who admit to liking me get tard and feathered and punched in the face. Or something. Hey by the way does anybody have any Cuban cigars? Well I sure hope they're legal or I guess you lose your house? I'm unclear on how the the enforcement of civil acid forfeiture works over here. Other than apparently nothing I have is mine and everything you have is only yours if you obey town edict to not hang out with swarthy Hungarians. That's really just a guess since I missed my first day at orientation... Which I guess happened several years before I ever heard of the place. How big was Dean Langdon's dick, by the way? Asking for a friend.

Also, I probably need a different attorney to advise me as to how much money I get to claim from all these assholes, because this is a pretty serious breach of ethics, a violation of my civil rights that, once again, I'm glad I don't have to testify before Congress about. And if anybody knows where one of my trucks is, well then I'll worry about getting my driver's license back. Grumble grumble grumble

This isn't too over the top is it? There's a grand tradition of political protest using satirical humor in this country, but I suppose there's a grand tradition of starting a posse and skinning corrupt government officials alive, but I don't think we need to go that far. I don't really know where anyone needs to go, quite frankly.

Other than to the bank, to withdraw all your money, because I want everything you own, convert it to currency and given to me in the small unmark bills in one of those briefcases that handcuffs to your wrist, and then deliver it to me and then I'll just take it off at the shoulder and then beat your brother to death with it, cuz I don't probably really impress your wife and your daughter or something. (Hypothetical simulation. Closed course with professional driver. Do not try at home.) Long story short: this is how pissed off I was on day 12. It's now day 1132, or something?

NOW LET ME TALK TO MY GOD BLESSED FAMILY IF THERE'S STILL ALIVE AND STOP GIVING ME FUCKING GRIEF BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH MORE OF THIS YOU CAN TAKE, BUT I'VE GOT PLENTY MORE TO GIVE.

FIRST AMENDMENT: IT HELPS TO KNOW HOW TO USE IT. LIKE YOUR DICK, HOMO SAPIENS SUPERIOR. Gosh!


p.s.:. Gosh! This didn't like quickly. This took four fucking years.

p.p.s.:. Whoever is blocking my phone is committing a war crime and needs to be fucking fired. However, instead I want to hire them personally as my Butler, and give them a raise, and they're not in trouble, they just need to do that shit for me and teach me how to do it and then let's not make a big deal out of this. Since whatever happened doesn't need to get worse.

p.p.p.s.:. BIGGER THAN YOU CAN IMAGINE. BIBLICAL. I AM A PALADIN ON A MISSION FROM GOD, AND BELIEVE ME: MAGICK SWORD.


tl;dr: put my God blessed family on the phone and in. A car. And give them sticks of money and let them fucking come fucking pick me up or you're going to fucking see a fucking nightmare. I don't even fucking know coming true, since maybe they don't like me anymore. But regardless there's no reason to deny our civil rights because we have them, and in even fucking racist piggy little fucks who don't think that we do, or going to learn a hard goddamn lesson. Pretty fucking fast. For I am a Sourcerør. And I can easily show you what that means. And I can easily pop out one of your eyeballs and just smoosh that into a book as a placeholder. The choice isn't yours, but let's pretend it's something you have a stake in. You savvy? Good. Fun talk.


GOD WINS. *click*

[Worthauger]

When I reach out and everyone scatters like I'm radioactive.
Just remember, I am under no obligation to ever forget what the first day of kindergarten was like.

I don't have HIV. I am instead immune to HSV/HPV and lies of omission.

Cool biowarfare tripartite weapon component, Stretch. Say hi to your team for me.

Stay high effectively. That is the extent of the advice I have for you.

Bonus riddle

Q: a spic, an abbo, and a Magyar bloodline descendant of Hercules walk into a bar. Who walks out?

A: none of your business, Austrian breed[sow/mare]. Move along. You had your opportunity to get wisdom out of me. I'm sure you know everything important already.

I am sure of this, not by having been told. But rather, through logical deduction. YOU HAVE EVERYTHING YOU NEED.

Except handlers with class. (Irish chasing sunset ßeta? That's probably just an old faginz tail.) And if none of your Cult of Eugenicist Purity can figure out what all this means, I would not be very surprised if I were you.

Because it has already been established:

THEY.LIE..
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(Vengeance for Mihaμ >K⁷7≤z¡·) Hail, Alpha >D®∆©⭕.

The price for The Cure has just increased by 21,121,111%. (Standards.) It's amazing how inflation and kcüm🅿️ounding interest can suddenly...  get out of hand. Spiral out of control.

And still be worth ¡†. Thank you for these spiritual lessons, Your Grace.

Neighbor Shane is fired. He is also responsible for destroying my residential drinking water supplies during a time of global crisis. This is an actual warcrime.

I'll allow it. Better the incompetent racist twerp that I know, than whatever inbred junky moron he would be replaced with. Just a good ol’ Ozarkian b∞∞∞μ.

Who certainly meant harm. And now he keeps rare genomic expressions of Humanity as captives in his quaint and double-wide trafficking compound to the West of The Residence. He also, I am forced to assume, would still prefer to have me murdered.

Yep. That's μour team captain. “What kin?” He and Beau Radach know EVERYTHING. When is their psych eval?

Oh let me guess: that's a secret. ✌️ *Adieu*.

If you only knew how bad things really were.”

Reminder: in addition to vandalizing my well house, he also told shitty jokes about my lover to my face, four months after the 2021 ambush, and conspired with Beau Radach to steal my money, turn my other lover into a herpes-ridden Vampyr milksop ghoul, and keeps Valentina as a grocery stockslave down at the WinCo.

And also: screeches racial epithets and ethnic slurs at me while demanding that I “get a job” and “pay my water bill.” Once again: if these whoremonger dopepimps are so genetically Superior, why do they have to try so hard?

Maybe if I get extra-sober, that would help? Pfft. lol. Ironically, Neighbor Shane is probably the pick of the litter.

I advise attaching Steve Buscemi to the motion picture project immediately. No joke. Quick; before someone molts.

 

What the heck do you mean?”

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