Author Topic: Arbitrary, idiotic things on your mind. Post 'em.  (Read 674503 times)

Re: Arbitrary, idiotic things on your mind. Post 'em.
« Reply #1395 on: May 04, 2022, 07:35:42 PM »
👆sounds like you have some real issues with Gay Panic there and I might end up getting murdered, 👍cool, that always makes things extra tingly.  But I am going to need to see some chest hair I can hold on to, and a beard; I’m not getting all tricked out for some fetus-looking thing after yesterday’s discussions.  So maybe, what, six months or so?  Firm up those abs, too; I want them laid out like cobblestones.

Re: Arbitrary, idiotic things on your mind. Post 'em.
« Reply #1396 on: May 05, 2022, 04:49:14 PM »
I...have a long memory that isn't addled by substance abuse.

Certain street drugs are highly effective for weight loss.

Don't knock 'em till you try 'em.

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« Reply #1397 on: May 05, 2022, 05:06:19 PM »
I hope your clit is bigger than his dick.

I don’t have a clit but I’ll just borrow one of your ex’s. They are well used.

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« Reply #1398 on: May 05, 2022, 05:48:56 PM »
borrow one of your ex’s. They are well used.

Is this actually where you went with this? I feel like I must understand it differently than you. Like how can I borrow one? How are you ahead of me in line? How is the reasonable way to spend our time? Is there supposed to be some kind of subtext?


Is there some place I can just bring my head into the shovel? Has there been some sort of clandestine meeting? Free beer? As I'm completely out of anything, including intellect.

Perfectly preposterous ideas. This is all out of the way to get the picture. There ought to have been some kind of acknowledgment other than a persecutory.

Sad is indeed this.

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« Reply #1399 on: May 05, 2022, 05:50:06 PM »
Is this actually where you went with this? I feel like I must understand it differently than you. Like how can I borrow one? How are you ahead of me in line? How is the reasonable way to spend our time? Is there supposed to be some kind of subtext?


Is there some place I can just bring my head into the shovel? Has there been some sort of clandestine meeting? Free beer? As I'm completely out of anything, including intellect.

Perfectly preposterous ideas. This is all out of the way to get the picture. There ought to have been some kind of acknowledgment other than a persecutory.

Sad is indeed this.

Is there any particular reason I'm not getting fucking high as balls all the goddamn time and fucking killing myself after fucking 8 or 9 days of it any particular reason?

I mean other than fact that I don't historically do that any other reason? Do I need to impress the children?

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« Reply #1400 on: May 05, 2022, 05:52:52 PM »

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« Reply #1401 on: May 05, 2022, 06:17:28 PM »
They are well used.

Well until you've used one to marry the real weasel that crawled up your ass and died there...

Are you really this low employment/playmates? Move to the penthouse, up a ladder, on the roof fucking something, chop-chop you're fucking killing me here, Smalls

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« Reply #1402 on: May 05, 2022, 06:40:19 PM »

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« Reply #1403 on: May 05, 2022, 06:49:58 PM »



so if you can find a woman who isn't fucking hanging from a goddamn beam rafter, good luck

Word on the street from the man in the know: “do you think you even put it in there at all?” now, that's new.

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« Reply #1404 on: May 05, 2022, 06:58:23 PM »
borrow one of your ex’s

That's you. That's what they did. They borrowed you and I don't know what the fuck they did with you I don't even know who you are but I do know that I'm not the one with a lot of x's around here, and I certainly didn't do anything that you've been told that I've done because had you been told what I had actually done you would probably have pulled your head out of your ass a long time ago, and not left all your hair behind either.

Let me ask you something: in your entire life, has anyone ever actually cheated on you? Because when/if it does finally happen, trust me... It's never going to happen ftom the likes of me, and it's nothing like you think; you're going to love it, especially the part where you're going to find yourself being the one really appreciating the way you had the opportunity to apologize and you did..


TO SOMEONE ELSE. I think that's the name of the phone now why don't you look at their eyes real close and then you can check and be sure. Where's that something else I'm supposed to be blamed for later again? I can't see which of these black evidence bags is the one that I'm supposed to volunteer to absorb, sorry if I just absorb them all and then you can just get it all done with once? I think that worked for Bill Cunningham, ROFLMAO

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« Reply #1405 on: May 07, 2022, 12:06:29 PM »

Re: Coming Attractions
« Reply #1406 on: May 08, 2022, 05:57:09 AM »
Francis Lawrence to Adapt Philip K. Dick’s ‘Vulcan’s Hammer’ With New Republic and Electric Shepherd Productions

This could be interesting; set in the not too distant future and strangely not implausible.


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« Reply #1407 on: May 08, 2022, 11:08:23 AM »
https://twitter.com/i/status/1426990554584256512

The full skit was removed from Facebook but this a good taste.

https://snltranscripts.jt.org/01/01fwarparty.phtml

This war was getting stale, must be time to start a new one.

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« Reply #1408 on: May 08, 2022, 08:59:51 PM »
Mx Big ROCKIN’ her hips until her gentleman caller cims 🍆💦😈

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« Reply #1409 on: May 08, 2022, 09:38:56 PM »
Mx Big ROCKIN’ her hips until her gentleman caller cims 🍆💦😈

Where's the one that doesn't vape? Because I don't. It's gone. Surrounded by fluid, hardware vanished -- laser-focused assist notwithstanding. If there's anything I love more than a parade, it's a challenge that looks hard, but is actually as easy as a walk in the park. For me. Not for (You), I guess, lol.

I really don't miss it. What's new: a sudden, mild --mild!-- longing for a hot smoke after a cool lay, as accomplishing a goal that I am pleased with, the accompanying signal that it is time to relax is now manifesting as, "damn, that was awesome. I'm awesome. I deserve a trip to Flavour Country."

Then, I think a cigarette sounds good. At that point, from now on, I reach for my hat that still smells vaguely, but not at all like, strongly enchanted fish, and vomit up my enemies bile directly into its apex.

As a new spell, I full expect that this will work, and as it is based on an ancient recipe stolen from a band of gypsy thieves at an unregulated casino outside the boundaries of int'l'n'tal treaty (look, Fuck-0, I -do- get -around-), I am sure the final potency will be everything that was advertised (especially as it was so, only to my Self.)

Anyway, long story short, vape has left the buidling, but Elvis is still here, and he somehow managed to leave the peanut butter and the laxa/stim cycle of destruction left behind him, for the most part. Get it? Left... behind him? Hah! Hah! (I know, this is ridiculous, but--this is what the fans wanna read. This is the story they're expecting to be touched upon. They've already had the shit confused out of them -- FOR REAL -- so, why not let the jafdlphabet expand in that direction? Que est-ce que c'est what?

Look, I'm not the one who wants a harem, okay? That's someone else's idea and I frankly won't be a part of their idea when my idea is so much better, and, as a bonus, has The Advantage. So there. Time out