Author Topic: Arbitrary, idiotic things on your mind. Post 'em.  (Read 674566 times)

Re: Arbitrary, idiotic things on your mind. Post 'em.
« Reply #180 on: April 29, 2021, 12:39:43 AM »
Somebody's Bitterrrrrrrrrr...



Yeah, your boyfriend.

Re: Arbitrary, idiotic things on your mind. Post 'em.
« Reply #181 on: April 29, 2021, 01:52:39 AM »
Yeah, your boyfriend.

pate is not my boyfriend even though he is HAWT and I wouldn't mind it if he were, and I do think he is funny.  He is very good to me, though.


Re: Arbitrary, idiotic things on your mind. Post 'em.
« Reply #182 on: April 29, 2021, 01:54:21 AM »
pate is not my boyfriend even though he is HAWT and I wouldn't mind it if he were, and I do think he is funny.  He is very good to me, though.



Uh huh.

Re: Arbitrary, idiotic and Retart'd things on your mind. Post 'em.
« Reply #183 on: April 29, 2021, 02:05:03 AM »
If you are said “producer” wonder do I will Azz have to pull your choke chain like Lee so often had to? 🤔

Mr. Deet-Duh-Dee...(hmm, try that helmet on for size, buddy)

or should I shtick with

Master Droll-Duh,

Could you please re-write that into the form of an intelligible question?

Comma there is, I think missing?  Missing also is word, "executive."



Nautical Shore


Re: Arbitrary, idiotic things on your mind. Post 'em.
« Reply #184 on: April 29, 2021, 02:06:39 AM »
pate is not my boyfriend even though he is HAWT and I wouldn't mind it if he were, and I do think he is funny.  He is very good to me, though.



We should totally go shirtless jogging someday!


Re: Arbitrary, idiotic things on your mind. Post 'em.
« Reply #185 on: April 29, 2021, 02:08:45 AM »
LOL! Oooh! A hissy fit she is having. On the rag she must be. No noogie for you tonight, K_Dubb. :P

Re: Arbitrary, idiotic things on your mind. Post 'em.
« Reply #186 on: April 29, 2021, 02:09:35 AM »
We should totally go shirtless jogging someday!



Perhaps wrong I was about the noogie. 🤔

Re: Today on Azzgab: the sex appeal of former Prime Ministers!!!
« Reply #187 on: April 29, 2021, 02:13:59 AM »
If the topic can evolve from PM's to "women who ruled over Britain" I would have another option.




I had never noticed before. But when you look at her face, it is like her chin is cut out like a dummy for a ventriloquist. Perfect for the corporate elite who tell her what to say. Just pull the string on the back of Merkel and watch as her gums flap and she mouths the words she is instructed to say.

Yikes, Merkel!  If we can restrict the F/K/M game to German frauleins Ms. Merkel will unfortunately have to be kilt.  The F & M slots are already "occupied" by previous American (yours truly) conquests.  Hah!

-Executive Producer, AzzCast


Re: Arbitrary, idiotic and Retart'd things on your mind. Post 'em.
« Reply #188 on: April 29, 2021, 02:18:01 AM »
Perhaps wrong I was about the noogie. 🤔

Doc, hear a vidya:






Re: Arbitrary, idiotic things on your mind. Post 'em.
« Reply #189 on: April 29, 2021, 03:54:39 AM »
We should totally go shirtless jogging someday!



AAAAAHHHH pate wants to run shirtless with me!!!


Re: Arbitrary, idiotic things on your mind. Post 'em.
« Reply #190 on: April 29, 2021, 04:04:34 AM »

Re: Arbitrary, idiotic things on your mind. Post 'em.
« Reply #191 on: April 29, 2021, 04:20:17 AM »
AAAAAHHHH pate wants to run shirtless with me!!!



Is he saying that with an Anglisher accent?

That is one of the One Direction boy-band kids, right?

Axing foar a fiend.


Re: Arbitrary, idiotic things on your mind. Post 'em.
« Reply #192 on: April 29, 2021, 05:01:59 AM »
Is he saying that with an Anglisher accent?

That is one of the One Direction boy-band kids, right?

Axing foar a fiend.



Yes!  That is Louis Tomlinson of One Direction, and he has some sort of horrible accent like they have over there.

Re: Arbitrary, idiotic things on your mind. Post 'em.
« Reply #193 on: April 29, 2021, 05:03:53 AM »
Yes!  That is Louis Tomlinson of One Direction, and he has some sort of horrible accent like they have over there.

That's wild, man.  Apparently, I can read lips to include what accent is being used.  Whoa.


Re: Arbitrary, idiotic things on your mind. Post 'em.
« Reply #194 on: April 29, 2021, 05:46:50 PM »
Alex has been putting together a Dream Team as of late.

Jones and Quayle


Jones and Celente


Jones and Fuentes


Jones and Greer


Jones and Alas, poor Yorick


It's. It's. It's beautiful!   Why is there no AJ thread?

Jones seems to be moving away from living fossils!

Jones and Chen