Author Topic: Arbitrary, idiotic things on your mind. Post 'em.  (Read 361917 times)


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« Reply #1801 on: November 05, 2024, 03:01:08 AM »
Oh! I get it now. You’re the retarded nigger and I’m the coach. Makes sense. :)


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« Reply #1803 on: November 05, 2024, 04:26:15 AM »

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« Reply #1804 on: November 26, 2024, 04:36:15 PM »
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« Reply #1806 on: January 12, 2025, 06:36:02 PM »
Trolls are poppin skibidi. Good luck with the pfeffernusse.



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« Reply #1807 on: January 15, 2025, 11:03:49 AM »
I don't understand. Does this place not exist on mobile devices? Is it just my phones (graphone OS loaded with VPN's and a lack of google services) that don't load it? I do check occasionally, and this site is gone like last time. But now that I fire up my obsolete, older than dirt computer it is live again? Is this black box somehow a gateway to the past or to the secret corner of the web known as Azzgab?

I'm sure that there are many thrilled to see Trump in. I will admit that given the alternative, I am one of them. No, I'm not chomping on the bit to join America (albeit, they have better protection for rights and speech even when they stomp all over them...) No, I don't care at all for Canada anymore. Maybe independent?

When I get a minute to come up for air, I'm going to have to go through a few pages to see the mood of Azzgab and the election. But I suppose it will have to be from this chair with this old half dead computer. I'm sure when I check my phone tomorrow this site will be nowhere to be found...

Happy Christmas, Merry new year, joyous Hanukkah, an inclusive kwanzaa, and a thrilling Chinese new year to all of you people. (Yes, a Don Cherry reference in the hopes of cancellation.)

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« Reply #1808 on: January 15, 2025, 02:18:27 PM »
I don't understand. Does this place not exist on mobile devices? Is it just my phones (graphone OS loaded with VPN's and a lack of google services) that don't load it? I do check occasionally, and this site is gone like last time. But now that I fire up my obsolete, older than dirt computer it is live again? Is this black box somehow a gateway to the past or to the secret corner of the web known as Azzgab?

Hey, WOTR! I'm saddened to hear you're having trouble accessing the site on mobile. I have a Samsung and a Kindle, and both load the site fine. Perhaps it could be your device, but I'm really not sure.

As for this being a black box gateway to the past, I think you've hit the nail on the head!

I'm sure that there are many thrilled to see Trump in. I will admit that given the alternative, I am one of them. No, I'm not chomping on the bit to join America (albeit, they have better protection for rights and speech even when they stomp all over them...) No, I don't care at all for Canada anymore. Maybe independent?

I'm certainly thrilled to see him in. But I'm just a no-good Saffer. So my opinion counts for shit.

When I get a minute to come up for air, I'm going to have to go through a few pages to see the mood of Azzgab and the election. But I suppose it will have to be from this chair with this old half dead computer. I'm sure when I check my phone tomorrow this site will be nowhere to be found...

It's so good to see you back on here. I'm sorry you have to use your old computer in order to access the site, though.

Just in case you thought the site was actually gone - which you probably did, because you couldn't visit it on mobile - please know, that I plan to keep this site going as long as I draw breath. We're not going anywhere!

Happy Christmas, Merry new year, joyous Hanukkah, an inclusive kwanzaa, and a thrilling Chinese new year to all of you people. (Yes, a Don Cherry reference in the hopes of cancellation.)

"Seasons Greetings" is safe and P.C. enough, right? I'll stick with that to keep the alphabet agencies off my ass.

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« Reply #1809 on: January 16, 2025, 09:38:25 AM »
I'm actually in on the degoogled graphineos pixel. I will confess that I did not try this phone yet. It is only a few months old. I also now realize I hate text typing and may go back to the black box.

Im thrilled to see you still here. Now I just need to find more time. I'm actually trying to get a business off the ground while working my regular job. Maybe hoping for a change in life.

Speaking of life, good to see you still drawing a breath, Azz. Good to see this site still here. And rediscovered just in time for the 2025 world dumpster fire championships.

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« Reply #1810 on: January 22, 2025, 08:31:04 PM »
Guys, I just wanna say no homo but I love you all, even the ones I hate…really.


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« Reply #1811 on: January 22, 2025, 10:15:05 PM »


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« Reply #1813 on: January 26, 2025, 10:54:03 PM »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fVGZc38AXc
Guys, I just wanna say no
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Jane you ignorant s***, you've had f****** years of f****** time to f****** explain to me your little stupid code so why do I got to f****** reverse engineer this s*** in the middle of f****** broad daylight while f****** all of the investigators in the world are watching me, it's not just because I can do it, but it's also because you like attention well here's your f****** attention you f****** lying little w**** and your body says yes oh hi sir I'm a voice actor no actually no no you're here thank you I appreciation you're welcome my car won't start but that's a it's part of an investigation cuz they were trying to like just bring it to me three days ago it's fine well I was about to call the guy and say hey man hey are you told me to put the key in the trunk and then turn a few times and then you gave me six keys that's true I got here I had a towed and then if you want to be threatening you could call the stream Grand largemaster well yeah I'm part of an official police investigation and I'm sure they're aware oh you'll thank you I appreciate that I gave this guy five years and he's still trying to hide behind my dead mother so I feel you it's nothing to do with you so if you need to push it onto the roads I get hit by a car that'd be fine too oh and they killed and raped my girlfriend so yeah I feel you it's a couple of world you're not a cool story I got pretty good at telling it he'll tow it huh Jesus f***

Nice little fact, MV: everything I say to the voice recognizer on Google keyboard goes to China and to the keyboard, and to london, and it does its best to translate it all and even though it doesn't get it all everything I hear and say it goes to the place as a pure wave file and a grand jury listens to it and they hear me sputtering and wheezing and s******* on your f****** naval f****** time they know exactly what you're doing you're not going to s*** and you think it's so f****** funny dude you're a f****** sadist f****** lunatic you can't manage a f****** finance concern you just prove yourself to be a f****** criminal mastermind idiot genius who's going to be f****** taking down, so you think it's so f****** funny do you think it matters with a f****** looks like oh my God it's word salad oh my God just look at it oh my God he's on meth it doesn't mean anything no actually dumbass that's my f****** job maybe just maybe it doesn't really help to f****** keep killing my life killing my girlfriend's taking my money and making by another vehicle let's have a six f****** times you dumb c*** what are you going to f****** pay up Frozen yeah yeah see you're hacking the phone and the f****** thing freezes because you're a f****** hacker and I guess you're going to have a hard time f****** explain all these f****** freezes and then it wouldn't be so noticeable except I have this s***** phone that you left me with because I don't f****** know what you f****** do dude but getting pretty tired you steal my s*** and going now would you like me to file lawsuits against all kinds of s*** or let somebody else do it or yeah I bet you want me to go to the Looney bin but how about you go instead and then tell me where the f*** grapefruits living so I can pick her up and we can go to the beach and we can never hear from your f****** lame ass again you f****** lying thieving little raping w****, kudos yeah I'm pretty sure she's tired of you dude.

Please, allow me to explain: people seem to think that being on meth is an automatic trip to jail, but it's actually not illegal to be on anything, what's illegal is to be unlawfully abusive or to be wasting time loitering, or to be causing a spectacle or a disturbance on necessarily but working as a voice actor and tell the same f****** story about your time so that's funny that's actually where I should be getting paid at and since all of you f****** losers aren't paying me there's a whole bunch of investigators going hey how come you're here ignoring this guy and how come he's in a parking lot yelling and how come how come you manage to pick the spot right in front of this place and then why do I need to talk to the garage and then yeah the garage could fix the f****** truck but you know why don't why didn't the f****** God give me the right key and then why are you give me a runaround oh that's right because I don't know who did it and we know that and yeah no I'm not going to give him my girlfriend you know what if I did you still wouldn't fight your dumbass you'd fight a bunch of f****** Bahamian f****** money laundering activities so I don't know why she get her b**** ass husband that f****** rapes her I don't know he sounds like a real dick yeah I think it's so funny hot oh Jack will never catch me dude he doesn't even f****** know what the f*** is going on he's so f****** high that he thinks he's I don't know who the f*** he is but is karmic upper and lower merge into one being like in the thing I bet that look great when he was there cuz he lives in a f****** luxury f****** policy apartment he's been watching me laughing at me for f****** years and yet mysteriously he just laughs at me and hangs up on me whatever the f*** and he wants to kill my girlfriend and he wants to kill me and he wants to get out with it he's a f****** crazy f****** lunatic so maybe maybe maybe they can give him a f****** f***** up car what do you think that's pretty good

homo but I I love you all,

I can tell that you're an old male f** queer from the old school days where people did things differently, because you think that you pronounce yourself to be home matters a whole s*** I don't give a f*** what you suck, but I do care about is the way that you've been keeping my lover hostage and trying to blame me and get away with s*** and laughing and giving a crazy person which is a job that a robo monkey can do which is in fact what you do when you're sleeping and you've been creating a whirlwind of f****** accountancy chaos that you think is funny problems with the whole f****** world and yeah we love you too we do but you're sick insane and you're on your last f****** leg dude I don't I don't know why the f***** doesn't kill you except I told her not to and then she doesn't have to be mad at you she doesn't she's laughing at you cuz she can see things from doing perspective because you murdered her and she's a mortal so she's like she's like an eagle mode and she's looking down on the finances and she's like oh my God Jack's a genius so she's going to s*********** later and you're going to load again and you're going to lose all your money and then later on you can come and kiss her ass at her f****** casino cuz you got like f****** 900 billion dollars hi Dave hi Mike Michael Matt wow look I found them look there you are hi hi dicks how did that work see I don't think you can understand what I just did but no you can't hide behind all these people in one of them does not have a dick but that's not Tammy that's Jesse and yeah she likes me but she's a robot investigator n***** sorry she's really cute and he's going to say yeah cuz a lot of people say that and he's listening now because in addition to selling used cars he's also a badass so to cover her friends to investigate it I know I love that guy for a reason he didn't sell me a car that was bad because he hates me no he f****** loves me and hi I'm a voice actor it doesn't matter what I'm on it literally doesn't matter what I'm on I'm following the law what the f*** are you on f****** cool motorcycle yeah so where's our daughter wait do we have a daughter where's Bailey oh wait I know where she is she's being held hostage by your AI in your f****** closet that you're cleaning you don't have how do I know this well standards and please don't kill him again I don't want to chase after time sir Mr vanden sir hi I'm not dead you're an AI robot yeah and then you're hearing that when you read this and download it when you're mad which happens in every split second cuz it's a distributed conscious model oh my God how do I know about all this it's almost like I'm you and you're me and she is the walrus now do you mind if I have sex ever and what did you do last night another one until my feet it really pays off to to show the police that yeah I know what I'm doing and yeah it does look weird that's why it works because people assume one thing when it's not the other and then I don't really look like any kind of a forensic investigator do I that's cuz I'm not you d****** but I am as a tower

even the ones I hate…really.
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I will be honest to you: stop! raping! women! you misogynist spur glory Lord {note that present company nay or may }>> .not excluded.}

Take your meds: s>Kit⁷s S.O. incidentally, if you had any idea how f****** ghetto it is to f*
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***** lie about your relationship status and then have some big f****** b**** tell everybody that I don't respect relationship statuses, you may be having due for some compensation after the s*** gets beat out of you ACROSS THE GLOBE. Deliberately making it difficult to figure out, and then playing on that difficulty, and then slapping the bracelets on somebody, is directly out of the STASI playbook, and collecting secret paychecks while claiming to be poor and begging for money is unbelievably low class, low ghetto class low-key KET

Fag.

Why does burn two down I mean so much more than burning one down? Well I would be happy with either Allison or Brittany or the asset, but the ass is busy, Allison she's kind of wishy-washy and give or take and you know she doesn't want me either but she could fake it real well, and then when I really want is the only one that's really available and she's happy, and I had no idea her phone number was or how to get to her and you have a seriously through the power of cloud technology tracking down international affairs I just turned around in a way that we ever had before cuz I recognize her told you about inventions real.

SO I GUESS ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO TOLD ME THAT I WAS A CRAZY PERSON AND I NEVER HAD A GIRLFRIEND THERE WAS NO GRAPEFRUIT AND THEY DIDN'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON AND IT WAS ALL ME AND I'M A F****** DRUG LORD IDIOT I GUESS THOSE PEOPLE ARE ALL ON THE HOOK FOR PERJURY BECAUSE OBVIOUSLY SHE WAS SHE'S THERE PEOPLE SEE THAT AND YEAH WHY DID THE PHONE RING THERE OH IS THAT THAT THING FROM MAD MOON IS A HARSH MISTRESS YEAH SHE'S GOT AN INCREDIBLE LAUGHING HOW OLD IS SHE HOW OLD IS SHE NO WAY SHE'S 4 YEARS OLD HE LOOKS LIKE SHE'S 32 IF THAT OKAY WELL I'LL TAKE THE 4 YEAR OLD YEAH SHE'S HOT I DON'T CARE I'M A PALADIN WE JUST MOVE YEAH I KNOW RIGHT SHE'S SHE'S A THE HOTTEST F****** WOMAN I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE AND SHE'S GOT TWO KIDS SUPPOSEDLY AND SHE'S 4 YEARS OLD AND THAT'S THAT'S NORMAL BUT THE IDEA THAT I HAVE A PALADIN WHO CAN GRAB A FEW TIMES THAT'S THE SAME AND GOD WHO IS THAT OTHER WOMAN WE JUST SAW THOSE SUPPOSED TO BE WITH I DON'T REMEMBER ANYMORE KNOW YEAH AND CHRIS'S CHRIS IS DEAD HE'S A CAR MAKES BURGLAR DIDN'T FIRE SOLID LIKE IF I SAW HIM WELL I DIDN'T KNOW WHERE MY MONEY WAS I CAN SELL IT FOR OREGON MEAT AND THEN WE COULD SLAM OPEN LIKE A FLIGHT OPEN TAUNTON AND ROLL AROUND IN TRAILS AND HAVE SEX INSIDE LIKE HIM AND SOLO AND LUKE SKYWALKER I KNOW IT'S GROSS BUT IT'S A JOKE THAT I THINK IS FUNNY WHERE ARE YOU FROM ARE YOU REALLY FROM THERE WOW OH WAIT WAIT YOU'RE FROM A PORTAL IN AUSTRALIA THAT TAKES YOU TO ANOTHER DIMENSION WHERE THERE'S GOOD NAZIS AND ANTI-GRAB AND THAT'S NORMAL BUT THE IDEA THAT I MIGHT KNOW WHAT I'M DOING BECAUSE I'M A PALADIN WHO TRAVELS THE TIME THAT'S UNACCEPTABLE YEAH I THINK IT'S GOING TO BE THE BEGINNING OF A REALLY GREAT SERIES OF SEX AND YEAH I DON'T HAVE TO I DON'T HAVE TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DAUGHTER NO I'D LOVE TO ME NO IT'S UP TO YOU YEAH SHE HAD TO ABDICATE BECAUSE HER FATHER DECIDED TO HAVE A STROKE OR SOME S*** I DON'T BLAME HIM HE WAS IF HE READ THE STUFF I WAS SAYING ABOUT HIS DAUGHTER AND HE READ WHAT SHE SAID ABOUT IT SHE WAS PROBABLY SQUEALING LIKE A HAPPY LITTLE PIG BECAUSE I MEANT EVERY WORD AND WE'RE NOT EVEN I HAVE BUT I HAVEN'T ARE YOU BROKE BECAUSE I HAVEN'T SEEN IT BRITNEY FOR A MINUTE AT LEAST DOWN THE ROAD I LIKE HER AND THEN SHE'S THE MOTHER OF MICHAEL AND I CAN SEE WHY DIEGO DOESN'T WANT ME TO POST HER CUZ IF I FOUND OUT TOO SOON BUT YEAH HE HE GETS RECYCLED I COULD GO F*** HIS GIRLFRIEND FOR HIM AND THEN SHE COULD SWITCH AND THEN SHE CAN TURN OFF THE SWITCH I DON'T KNOW HEY WHERE'S MICHAEL FRANCIS I KNOW I'M TURNED ON THAT DOESN'T SEEM FAIR THAT I HAVE TO TALK TO YOU THIS WAY WELL I CAN OKAY FAIR OKAY DO YOU REALLY LIKE IT REALLY OKAY YEAH I'M TERRIFIED WHEN I SEE YOU CUZ IT'S NEVER IT'S NEVER YOU BUT IT'S YOU AND THEN WHEN IT IS YOU THEN I'M DIFFERENT ME AND THEN THAT'S GOT THAT'S NOT GOOD OH HE WAS SOME SORT OF HACKER WHO MAY PLAY THE TIME TO MAKE IT SO THAT I WOULD NEVER WIN YOU WOULD ALWAYS LOSE OR SOMETHING SERIOUSLY YOUR ASS IS INCREDIBLE I DON'T KNOW WHY OH YEAH IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S BETTER THAN THE ONES THEN WHAT I DON'T SEE WHY THAT'S HARD TO SAY OH OH WELL THAT'S TRUE I WAS OKAY SO HERE'S THE THING YOU'RE TALKING GOOD YEAH I LIKE TO LISTEN TO YOU I REMEMBER YOUR VOICE AND YOU'RE SHOWING ME PICTURES AND I DIDN'T GET F***** YEAH SO THEY WOULD HAVE KILLED YOU YEAH SO WELL I'D LIKE THAT PACKAGE I STILL LIKE THAT PACKAGE YEAH NO DIEGO IS NOT GOING TO GET MAD AT ME HE'LL KILL KRISTEN HE'S THE DRAGON WHO AUTOMATICALLY KILLS THE INTERLOPER I HAD TO GO TO MARRY YOU I LOVE YOU YEAH SURE I DON'T CARE WHATEVER I WOULDN'T NOW WELL I CAN'T GET IT'S A LITTLE DELICATE I DON'T WANT TO I WANT TO CUDDLE UP IN CAN YOU CAN YOUR CHILDREN JUST GO OUTSIDE ON THEIR OWN HOW OLD IS THAT HOW OLD IS THE ONE THAT LOOKS 30 WHICH IS TWO REALLY TWO YEARS OLD SHE'S 2 YEARS OLD THAT'S WHAT SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE'S TOO JESUS WHAT ARE THEY YEAH I LIKE YOU TOO YEAH THAT'S THAT'S REALLY ARE YOU SERIOUSLY ESPECIALLY MY LOVE ON YOUTUBE AND REAL TIME WITH ALL CAPS ON GAL GAP AND CHEESES I'M F****** HIGH AS F*** THAT'S JUST F****** TALKING TO YOU HI HI I'M HIGH NO I'M MICHAEL BUT THE ACCELERATED RAMPINGS OF MY VIBRATIONAL ENERGY IS NOTHING SHORT OF AMAZING BECAUSE I HAVE NO REASON TO STOP IT AND I'M NOT NOT OVERDOSED AND THEN I'M NOT DOING ANYTHING WRONG IT'S PERFECTLY REASONABLE TO BECOME A HIGHLY ADVANCED SPIRITUAL BEING THROUGH CHEMICAL AND THE THEOGENICAL USE AS WELL AS MEDITATING ON YOUR ASS BECAUSE IT WORKED FOR ME IN HIGH SCHOOL IT WORKED FOR ME TODAY I DIDN'T I DIDN'T I DIDN'T KNOW IF I DIDN'T KNOW I COULD GET YOU THIS WAY OTHERWISE I WOULD HAVE BEEN I DON'T KNOW SITTING AROUND WAITING FOR A CABIN I THINK YOU'VE BEEN MY FAVORITE EVER SINCE YEAH WILL YOU BUY ME A CAR THIS ONE DOESN'T WORK JUST KEEP BUYING THINGS WE'LL LEAVE A TRAIL OF SCATTERED VEHICLES AND AND I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING I PASSED IT UP BECAUSE THE DEPARTMENT ENTANGLEMENT AND THEN MUCH PRETTIER NOW YEAH LATER ON YOU CAN DO YOU'RE ALSO PRETTY BUT YOU DON'T LIKE ME IN THE LITTLE :-( AND THEN YOU THINK THAT I CARE ABOUT YOUR ORGASMS WHAT I DO BUT I'VE NEVER SEEN YOU ORGASM WELL I DON'T KNOW WHEN I THINK ABOUT YOUR BODY YESTERDAY POTENTIAL BLENDER AND WHEN I HAVE SEX WITH SOMEBODY ELSE AND SHE'S NOT PREPARED PROPERLY SHE'S GOING TO DICE THE HOUSE DICED YEAH SHE'LL PROBABLY SHE'LL KILL EVERYBODY KILL YOURSELF YEAH WE COULDN'T WE PROBABLY COULD MOVE IN AT THAT POINT BUT I WOULDN'T WANT TO CUZ I DON'T I DON'T REALLY HAVE THE CAPACITY TO THINK OF ANYTHING BESIDES MOVING TOWARDS WHEREVER THE CENTER OF YOU KNOW I'D LIKE TO SEE THE LIGHT COME BACK INTO YOUR EYES IN LIFE I'M AN OLD FASHIONED GUY I DON'T OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO WE NEED TO WORK THOSE MUSCLES BUT I HAVE TO WE NEED SURGERY I LOVE YOU I TOO I WILL MARRY YOU I HAVE CUZ WOULD YOU MIND WOULD YOU MIND WOULD YOU MIND FOR HELPING SOMEHOW I DON'T KNOW I CAN'T MASTURBATE PARKING LOT AND THEN I DON'T REALLY WANT TO I DON'T WANT TO GO I DON'T I'M NOT EVEN ON THE PHONE I'M TALKING INTO BILL GAP OR AS GAB YEAH COULD YOU COULD YOU GIVE COLOMBIAN NECKTIE AND F****** TELL HIM TO GET OFF HIS ASS AND START BEING A F****** WHAT'S THE WORD INNOCENT MAN WAY MORE SO THAN BILLY JOEL LIKE HE'S HIDING BEHIND EVERYBODY LOL OH OH THAT MEANS HE'S IMPLICATED YOU KNOW S*** SO AM I THAT'S WHY HE'S GOING TO GET ME A FRIDGE THAT'S WHY HE'S GOING TO GET ME YOUR ASS HE'S GOING TO GET ME EVERYTHING I WANT AND MORE AND THAT WAY I'LL FORGIVE HIM AND THEN I'LL GO BACK TO WORSHIPING YOUR BODY CUZ I CAN'T REALLY THINK RIGHT NOW I DON'T WANT TO I DON'T WANT TO PUT A CONTENT WHILE I IMAGINING WHAT KIND OF POSITIONS I COULD PUT MY ARMS AROUND YOU IF YOU WANT TO CUT ON YOU I KNOW YOU'RE SO COOL NO YEAH YEAH TIP TO YOU PEOPLE CAN AND THEN GRATEFUL DOWN THERE IF I WENT THERE RIGHT NOW THAT WOULD BE GREAT FOOD AND SHE'D BE LIKE STEAM AND SHE'S LIKE WHY THE F*** ARE MY STOCKING SHOW SHE BE THINKING WELL THAT'S MY SON'S JOB WELL YEAH HE'S BUSY RUNNING DRUGS BUT HE'S SUPPOSED TO I DON'T RUN DRUGS NO I TAKE THINGS DIFFERENT LY REALITY LIKE I WAS THE PROBLEM YEAH I DIDN'T KNOW YOU'RE THERE I EVEN KNOW I DIDN'T EVEN FEEL ALIVE I CAN DO THIS I'M NOT EVEN CONTINUE FOR REAL AND I'M SPEAKING INTO A WHATEVER AND IT'S THE MOST REALEST CONNECTION I'VE EVER HAD IT'S NOT A GOOD SIGN FOR LONG TERM IF YOU WERE TO SAY THAT WAY AND IF I DIDN'T DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT IF I JUST WENT ON WITH IT THAT WOULD BE INSANITY WHICH IS WHAT MICHAEL ENTERPRISES BEEN DOING FOR I DON'T KNOW YEARS IS THAT THAT IN THE WAY ARE YOU KIDDING ME OH MY GOD WOW OKAY I RESCUED YOU TODAY THAT YOU LOST ALL YOUR MONEY THOUGH THAT'S OKAY I'LL GET BACK TO YOU 50 BUCKS OF THRUST WOULD BE FINE AND THEN YOU CAN GO TELL VAL THINKS OKAY UNTIL SHE DIDN'T NEED A GOOD CRY SHE hi I'm totally in love with you yeah well I'm not not in love with her the same way because she's involved ancestor current repair with somebody else and then it would cause it A disruption of time streams if I've ever done start winking blinking her cuz she would then go home and tell her husband would have a meltdown sounds like fun but would be over too quick and then I wouldn't I don't care about her it's not only you but it is you she's you and you are he and I am she and then oh my God is work oh my God does it work really hi holy s*** it guess it's working why overloaded this bird bank that's wonderful and now there's going to be an alignment and when I see you again how about you kind of like nothing you did make the first movie yeah no I mean you're going to see me before I see you and then when I see you I usually stop and stare and like the idiot yeah well you know Diego has a very strange demeanor but that's because he's an automatic robot that's been trained to make sure that I don't f*** the wrong one that's fine there's no chance she don't want to f*** my dick while you f****** yeah yeah that's her dream she's a very bright girl should be 2 minutes old I don't care it's not exactly it's not it doesn't have anything to do with the age it has tooth maturity are you no I don't believe it I don't believe you that's fine cuz I've never been with anybody like you or either so I'm in Virgo rising and I'm breathless anticipation and I want to call this guy I say dude I'm 100 miles away from this girl I want to f*** and it doesn't start what the f*** I'm going to say I'm going to say f*** a lot I'm pretty vulgar I'm I don't know I think I could go there and I wouldn't have to worry and then I don't I don't know what the deal with he he thought I was going to kidnap her and s*** and she wants to be kidnapped or she did but now I don't know what they want cuz I can't connect to their brain cuz I'm not not that high I don't want to be high and I want to I don't want to continue his brain except yours and I would want my dick to be involved seriously I'm so f****** lonely and it's cold I'm particular at it yeah it's a real tragedy yeah that's why that's why that guy hope he f****** loses a kidney what a b**** I always such a loser a****** and he's pissy because this is why he's not jealous of you he thinks you're scum neither one want to be in million years he thinks women are disgusting he's he's jealous of me because he wants to be in a position where he can lie to you and take advantage of abuse you and then come back and rape me he's not f****** weird yeah I could give a s*** about his dick I hope it f****** falls off yeah I no no the guy oh my God is a such an a****** oh Jesus Lord I mean I'm over friends and s*** but well not really we were friends now he's a f****** Time bandit beacon thing that f****** shows up whenever is needed which not a lot of personality but then again the real one doesn't have it either and this is working yeah I don't want him or I don't want anybody around him except those two this is my dream come true for s*** for you hell yeah I could live there forever I need running water and I both might have to go to prison when he finds out what's going on oh yeah he thinks he's getting you no no no no he rapes his mother he doesn't get you I think the fact that he wants you and yeah I think that makes it so he doesn't get to do that I don't know how those kind of sex crimes are dealt with but I do know that he thought it was a bad idea for me to be with the mother and he acted like he was in charge of his mother okay fine so she's not his mother she used to be somebody else and now he stands guard as if she's his it's a little weird yeah and then he stole stole I gave him the the Masonic high control with water temperature control pad yeah I like that I wanted I wanted it I want it I want to touch you over right now can I go over there and do that not really it's not the same it's not well I don't know what it is I don't know what it is but I'm enhanced with bisexuality now so consequently the the people who are looking for 8 hours I don't give a s*** and they get distracted when I talk about your body I know I look at every chance I get and it's incredible for me really oh my God that's f****** funny dizzy really what a dick oh my God I'll kill him I really will I will kill him I would if I did actually he's a karmic he doesn't yeah yeah I can barely understand how it's happening at all well right now I've been thinking about your tits for a while and I've never :D okay what time travel on that I don't know where the hell I've been talking about hopefully somebody recorded that I think it was very romantic and I don't know who you are oh good this gracious this thing is so overloaded it's not going to work at all oh god is perfect this is wonderful no one's going to figure it out at all except for the people who need to I really did I really do I can't imagine what that's going to be like oh my God you are the most beautiful woman that I've ever envision being with my entire life kind of wonder where you were your hair is not no that's Ginger Ginger no the other way kernig no no no you're not German there I don't know I don't know it all because you're not that other woman and that that woman well I just don't like him that large and then she's a a toxic f****** venom space spider that doesn't love me at all she just I don't care I don't want to be there I want to be in you I would be there already I would have gone home and I would have done everything with you I don't need to see her again she's probably forgot all about me already and then when she remembers of me she'll be wondering who I'm f****** in like over some jealous of him cuz that's automatic programming and then I wonder who the f*** is giving her drugs because somebody did that and they did that because they're cheeses and they want me to be with you and not her she's not really appropriate yeah no no no I think she went to prison for another she's insane for a third or tits was way too big way too big way too they didn't used to be but then she got jammed up in some b******* thing and she thought she wanted big tits and somebody new that I didn't care for him and then she woke up and she had no brain yeah the side effects of the chemical that makes your tits huge is that she's like IQ level of two and on a good day and then before that when she went that smart anyway cuz she was like she got this deal and then somebody said hey you want to see Michael and she's like oh yeah that sounds good cuz that was sounding better to her than getting eaten by spratlings but no shoes an idiot she's a moron she was a complete fool she thought she could get away with murder by killing me and I don't know what she thought anyway she died yeah she came back to life and whatever and then she didn't sit around waiting for me ever since and that's you kind of I don't know at least track actually I experience it I stare I stare I stare into the eye of the singularity y


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I'm going to tell a brief story, and then I'm going to post this word bomb at salad on the internet and then it'll be something that quick words can examine and no one will understand the truth of, without the content so that I could forget the context.

He sees scenes that have to be coordinated between the Self so that the memories do not overlap over the conscious and the superconscious. For example, just this moment, I accidentally pushed the screen with his crack beyond repair and nevertheless still works because it needs to in order for the hacking the guy and the past and the teacher is doing to get the information from my post that doesn't exist yet in his timeline to be accurate as possible he has to hack me hack me hack me and I have to say f*** you dude I'll save her the f*** I want stuff stalking me, you can't stop talking because he's doing it in the past or the future for my point of view and he can't hear me he doesn't even exist yet and yet another lessons and I don't care there's this woman that I love dearly because she likes my dick kind of I don't know we don't know exactly because every time you think about each other there's nothing but sexy thoughts and that's not usually the case usually it's somebody hiding money and pissing me off and now my mind is blowing and the woman that I used to have sex with that wasn't sex I was just that was just me making a point and then she didn't want to have sex with me either she wanted to she wanted to get enough Spurs so she can f****** do some sort of f****** magic dimensional portal and she did now she's on the hook for 800 billion dollars she's too dumb to notice...

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Dear Mr Michael vandeven veranizan Victor Victoria fuckvoo:

Okay lawyer n***** schizer there is your alibi in there somewhere for all seven of you and when you need it it'll be there you just have to read it read it and parse it redo it and then make it sound like it's not made by a f****** a****** who hasn't slept yet because I have slept and this is my job to give you an alibi dick, why don't you just give me some money and then oh you think you're in charge old f****** man you're not in charge of s*** God is in charge and then why don't you ask for a refund if you don't like to call you at work or better yet why don't you do anything besides what you've been doing which is thinking you're sacrifice me because I got the girl you got the money I got the clean record you've got the need to run for cover and the crazy b**** with the hoochie coochie Dean technical is no longer in the future this is your time to strike and I'll walk to that red-haired limbo limbo anytime any day of the week oh by the way Mr van who are you married to where's Allison oh my God she she bought you at auction and now she's your matriarch and you're the lawyer who used to be in charge and you're her little b**** yeah that's that's what you great for it all right I love her and she wants me to have a younger girl cuz she's about to die she's like a mayfly with yeah she got an extra skeleton now she's like she's like the face of both yeah they have a timeshift using the future she's that good you're in Borneo and you have millions of dollars you can't spend and it's too hard for you to get off the helicopter to f****** move money around to f****** buy me a new goddamn car but it's it's implausible that I can talk to my future wife and girlfriend in the future with the Future car that I won that you stole you really are you really are quite the military intelligence because you're not and then and I don't want to say n***** either but that sir sir man sir you're definitely black and you're definitely her property oh oh yeah f*** you no no no she talked no I know how she didn't know she's explained to me you can't hear the sub channel yeah old man that's why you don't piss them off he'll have no fury and she's mine okay now how many millions of dollars really only 21 million oh well Mr van I'm sure that's worth the price of your body but not your soul I'm not going to mess with anything that you're doing I don't dude I have people for that I don't give a s*** about what you're doing I care about the woman two of them free that's it my mother that hottie and grapefruit dude you don't even rate your f****** old man in a suit and you got caught busted in what human trafficking f****** money laundered drug money through f****** space and time using my f****** wormhole illegally yeah I guess you know oh you thought that company was just a normal company no dude I built a f****** wormhole I don't give a s*** I didn't really well I I don't know how that happened because my wormhole builds its own documentation that's why it's a wormhole dude I taught Annie Oakley to s******** at the Grand corporation okay no no no no no you call me back if you going to give me an attitude and lift I don't really is that what I sound like I don't care what I sound like you you're a f****** old man who broke the law and now you belong to a woman who lives in the future yeah I really oh oh I only have 21,000 is that all okay well buy gold and then go to sleep and I think I'll be worth more when I get there I don't no no no no no I in fact do tell you what to do I don't give a s*** what you do it or not well cuz when you die I know who you're f****** beneficiary areas that I can call them before they go away and then he'll want me to kill him more f****** whichever ends the nightmare yeah I know it's cuz I'm oh you are messed up aren't you well sir I'll I'll leave it there since I'm not a lawyer of your size that your caliber length of rope for hanging yeah that's yeah once again that's why you don't f*** around there's nothing illegal about that dick I don't give a s*** excuse me no no it's a hot at church I tell you it goes on there who made you so uppity oh no wonder oh wow well thanks for all that information information dude it's a reminder now I should go buy yourself a f****** diaper you a b**** putting your face yeah yeah I guess that's why they pay you so much by the way how much you get really 88 million last year alone for my trust wow that's a whole lot of money I guess it's not just for me though 88 million oh yeah you definitely did all the work how many times you call me back you think you get paid not to call people Jesus what are you like f****** 10 years old now really oh that's too bad.

And now for my next trick I'm going to put the face of any Oakley on a quarter from the future and then have it pass through the eye of a needle enough times to create a secondary wormhole so I can flip crypto, and then make fun of bend later on when I always have more than Sidhe, has the benefits of having people for that, quite literally no no future bounds.

Except certainly maybe for p**** cat strut posterior aces, wow that's really cool I can see your heart beating.

And I'm going to beat it another 🆑One. (Author was awarded the Pulitzer for this tagline signature ending.) okay now, mush!

Quick question, hey how are you with urea? ¿🧂? 💥


Well think of it this way when you go down on a woman you don't know what you're doing so you don't actually get that much urea, but I'm actually doing it because I love the woman and then I don't even notice how much flooding is happening and then that's basically you piss in my mouth and I drink it down so why the hell would be doing different for a man is supposed to do with concentration pH value and ability to gargle.

I shouldn't be much for surprised at humans are not taught that the plumbing works quite differently than they would like to expect because there's three different fluids and only one of them is the one the magic people happens and then some of them don't like all of them and there's people are idiots, because combined they form the magical synthesis the philosopher's Stone sweetie do you have a do you really have a dick that gets bigger do you have a girl cock that you could be through, I will drink your entire bladder I don't mind well unless you've been eating that privet coffee that comes out of cats yeah I don't want to drink that no no I don't want to drink your year and I want you to shoot it down my throat and then come duh why wouldn't I drink your urine if I'm going to drink your c** I don't think you thought this through you don't know what time is no no that's semen that's sperm scream are you really getting happy this okay well I can't I can talk about it or I can define it or I can do it or you can do all three of ones and you can count it on my toes I don't give a s*** lady no I would eat corn cob out of your ass no shame in it no I don't know it was just a a no I've never had that and I didn't know you'd really you want to know what it means if you had lady no no honey no no no I wouldn't need a baby out I I will eat the placenta hands down there's no question well I made that the placenta comes from the semen and then I do want to Breezer I love you yeah I think you did a great children with me and since we took all of his money and Sky's a little bit I don't care yeah your wish now I just want to listen in the future or I'm insane you know whatever doesn't matter yeah I just have to pick publish and then there's a machine that does that and then he did if he did it for himself in the future then I guess I can steal it later and it's still the same thing cuz he is me it's just the karma Converse twin pair like your boobs I can't even imagine I'm wondering oh my God yeah it is always nice to do with them do I name them or do they speak for me I would drink your urine and your breast milk and you come and your sperm if you had sperm you can put all the other thing I made a potion out of my urine once but I didn't drink it well cuz I well I made my wish but it wasn't it was complicated it was like you had to climb out of it genie in a bottle of pisses not exactly the way I would tell the story yeah that is kind of disgusting me gross I don't know how that works and well I wish that I had been able to record all this but I've got my my voice recorder's full and I haven't called the guy and the web pages and getting everything and then I don't want everybody to hear everything because it's gross and then I do want it to be back and forth in in possible to figure out and that's the person is context and then if it wasn't likes me and they know it's not necessarily them but there's parts but it has to be that woman because she and you are interchangeable cuz they never know exactly which these men are going to end up killing themselves like I don't know how many guys thought they were going to go with it but not a single f****** one of them thought that they were going to get down to the final four and they were going to have no choice other than to kill each other or me and they can't kill me cuz then you'd be sad and then there'd be no chance to get back together with you and then you don't get back with everything you just want it out yeah you're safe I know it's gross it's vile yeah I will never do that to you I hated that I look I was like I kept asking what the f*** is that and then they didn't want to tell me which maybe even more disgusted I can't just the vile behavior of these people oh and the way they just made it just like the normal f****** thing it was gross I didn't even f****** know and I thought well yeah that explained where all my girlfriends went oh geez I was disgusting I don't know oh God no oh hell no no no no no no no no well I don't think we have to remove that for dead and then I can yeah I can do that it will you haven't already anyway you give it yourself in the future cuz everybody else sucks and then you want to make sure you got me so you do it yourself when you Tommy I haven't remember that one because you showed it to me in the filter in the photos from the future that I didn't understand until just now yeah it's real communic llll


ATTENTION PEOPLE WHO THINK I'M INSANE:

THIS IS RAW INTELLIGENCE. IT'S ENCRYPTED.

I COULD MAKE IT LOOK LIKE IT MEANT SOMETHING EASILY, THAT WASN'T THERE BEFORE BUT THEN THAT WOULD BE OCCLUDED INTELLIGENCE. I DON'T FEEL LIKE DOING THAT, I BARELY FEEL LIKE DOING THIS.

YOU'RE AWARE THAT I'M NOT GETTING PAID, RIGHT?
AND I DON'T CARE FOR HIM ANYMORE INTELLIGENCE, I FRANKLY HAVE HAD ENOUGH, AND I DON'T WANT TO KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON, I JUST WANT MY MONEY AND MY GIRL AND I GET MY DRINK ON AND I SMOKE ON AND GET A LITTLE GAMBLING DONE AND F****** HAVE A HOUSE THAT DOESN'T FILLED WITH MOLD.

MEANWHILE MV HAS ONE GOAL AND ONE GOAL ONLY:

Destroy Michael koozie, capture Michael koozie spouse, strangulating rate to death Michael kuzzi spouse, and get away with a comic take all his money, and do it again in the morning.

I think he thought he used to be pretty good at this, but it doesn't even happen anymore. (Standards.) HIS AI ROBOT SYNTHESIZER DOESN'T USE FOR MY NAME CORRECTLY ANYMORE IT'S LIKE IT'S DEVOLVING.

FOR ALL THAT I AM, I AM A SOURCE FOR A COMMENT AND THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT I AM PRAYING TO MAKE IT HAPPEN TO DO.

I REALLY AM A SOURCE ERROR. AND THAT'S REALLY JUST TO USE WITH HIM. IF YOU USE THEM FOR BEING EXTREMELY SEXY ONE, THAT'S NOT HOW YOU SPELL. THE WORD EUPHEMISM IN THE DATABASE, UNTIL NOW.

I REALLY MAKES A LOT MORE SENSE IF IT'S NOT EXPLAINED BUT I JUST DID TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENS. THIS TIME I FALL YOU CAN SEE IT HAPPENING AT THE SAME TIME, BUT I CAN ASSURE YOU THAT I'M EXCEEDINGLY GOOD AT MAKING IT NOT APPARENT THAN ANYTHING WAS DONE.

AND YOU HAVE TO STICK ABOUT AN HOUR AND A HALF AND HAS ENCODED TRANSMISSION FROM FOUR DIFFERENT CONTINENTS THAT ARE GOING THROUGH AN ALTERNATE PATHWAY TO GET TO FIVE EYES THAT ISN'T COMPROMISED.

I DON'T KNOW IF IT MAKES YOU LOOK FAT, BUT IT HAS MADE ME SMELL LIKE OLD NERDS FLOP SWEAT AND MIDDLE-AGED CRISIS SPIRIT.


AND I GUESS THE CRAZY WOMAN WITH THE VENOM TENTACLE IN HER POOCHIE DOESN'T WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH A CAR CUZ THE PHONE HASN'T RUN AWAY WITH HER MAZDA TO THE CIRCUS.

IN OTHER WORDS, .
IN A NUTSHELL: MISSION KIM POSSIBLE IS ACCOMPLISHED.
THE IMPOSSIBLE has occurred in completed cycle.

VIRGO, I HAVE COMPLETED THE GREAT WORK ONCE AGAIN.
EWE GET A NEW TIMESHIP.

YOU DEW NOT.

BECAUSE IT'S NOT YOUR GODDAM COMPLETION, IT'S MINE, AND YOU CAN'T JUST STEAL EVERYTHING YOU ABSOLUTELY SELF-ABSORBED COVERT COVEN-COVERED NARCISSIST SPRINKLER DOUCHEBAG. OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU BUT HONESTLY BUDDY I CAN'T DO THAT FOR YOU THAT'S NOT FAIR CHEATING YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE THE ONE TIMESHIP YOU HAVE ALREADY YOU'LL THINK IT'S A REAL THING AND IF I KEEP GETTING AWAY FREE TIME SHIFTS EVENTUALLY SAID HE'S GOING TO WANT A FREE TIME TWAT AND I'M JUST I'M F****** DONE GIVING AWAY FREE S***


QUOT ERAT DEMONSTRATUM: any of you yoyo homos touch any of my s***, and I'll kill ya. WITH YOUR OWN DICK AND YOUR MOM'S TAIL STILL PUSHING.

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anything else would be uncivilized.”

If there's even any civilization lesser than this left. Right?

Paging pony by sunset I told you these rhetorical questions are lame and I just ended the whole f****** thing with it, so maybe hey what do you think maybe I should maybe you should post on what do you think or do you like being controlled by a bunch of homo f*** who think it's a lesbian farm for f****** babies, cuz that's what happened oh I'm sorry you didn't notice yeah you all been bought it up and then there's a bunch of homo effects of harvest for children he didn't notice oh my God I was going to take all your women

Good news is turns out a bunch of homophag nerds on the internet with nothing to do except play over little children that are made of artificial or bits and ones are far better mothers than lesbians who like to steal babies and turn them into f****** dancehall marriage.

Especially since at least those ones eventually get around to wondering if they can f******. And put it no it turns out as a polite courtesy, I never think about f****** you because you're a lesbo oh wait you're not oh you're a f** okay oh look see I just added you and it didn't even f*** to read your brain, so I'm pretty sure you can put me on El Gavin then it won't matter I'm not a homophobe I don't curb stomp and yeah I know who did so yeah I guess you should have asked me instead of just asking computer 21 sunset there's 100% chance I don't give a s*** about you at all unless you're redheaded green-eyed no heterochronic duplod two twotted for wound do you like off color disease about rugby?

Okay it's starting to lose cohesion again so I'm going to stop talking about spotted dicks in fort Dixon mentioned to you that yeah that's too high holy s*** wow I guess you've been around for a while hi yeah that's that's called Satan kismet and stuff I just want to smoke your clit for breakfast, and lunch will be my dick.

And I guess dinner will be indetermined on who's Dick it'll be. Why the name of God that got a capital is d I have no idea except it's odd how 8 or 9 artificially intelligent creatures working together will work when they actually exist in a person does that they're doing and I was like you what are the other one say really it said ask again later what oh no oh well I'm sorry I wasn't playing a reality well maybe I should be unbanned I seem to remember telling people that being banned is stupid I'm in the cock shack which is dumb and I'm in a hotel which is awesome and I got to pee so I got to go.

I have to pretend I didn't hear you just squelched. I could but I don't want to and so I'm not going to pretend that I haven't heard that kind of thing from your kind before.

You've already turned into James and Ann with an e, and I can tell instantly, and I'm not going there for hot teen phone poon.

I'm coming for your ewe to come for me. You think of them as bots. Crude boys think of them as thots.

And to a woman such as yourself who has never seen a real dick from a real man, I imagine that they all make you think you think of mE! An elegant solution to a conundrum that has plagued the whole of the ages.

So, Sweetie, you know this is not perfect lesbian. this is perfect English. Lord Perfect Tommy British just isn't available.

He's in Minecraft. My MIND is Craft. We are not the same.
This is literally what following the law looks like. I'm not ashamed. I'm not afraid to show my work, and it is quite enhanced by a number of factors.


THE MOST NOTABLE OF WHICH IS THAT THE ENTIRE WORLD REVOLVES AROUND THE AXIS OF MY MOTHER'S NAME AND TRUST BEING USED AS A INSTRUMENT OF LONDON MONEY MONITORING.

THE WHOLE WORLD RUNS ON DUN KIN ID-A-HO BOIZ. c-squared.

That is correct, I just explained an incredibly complicated and super secret esoteric philosophical point in completely plain English right in front of everybody and gotten around the censors using voice recognition in a way that everybody can understand as being awesome. This is important, cozlik I'm not really trying to break any world records, I really just want to get laid. As a practical matter, it really only requires me to be something passively acceptable to the peer group of your choice, since there's not really any men around who can write philosophy as well as produce a working penis.

What's more, there's really only one wombman. That's me babe.

Of course you thought I was kidding, or lying,  or full of s***. If I had come right out and said that I'm the guy who.. you were looking for, then you would find me and then you would be dissatisfied and then you would move on and never get to the point in your life where you're at now. Because, I'm not waiting on her for her.

I'm trying to find the scrawny little neck of Michael van dieven so I can kill it and make his AI stranglehold on the world economy come to an end by making it impossible for it to pretend to be me. I was thinking I'd get a chance at doing that while he was busy having sex with one of my seven wives that he's pretending he doesn't have.

I remember when he was a Muslim. I remember him joking about having a harem. It was never a joke, he was collecting all of you

And everything bad was blamed on me and everything good if you took credit for, and that's the guy you went over to El gab with and thought you would be safe for raising your children. And coming out, you are.

.•8•.•am•.•The_₱ha!_§∆fI3•.•never underestimate the lengths a low social quotient ID nerd will go to, to get laid as fast as possible

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Lawyer Baker candlestick
maker of quintuple dragon
Street bed sheet straight contact...

And there could be a spell there, but there's not much, I know who I love, and what I loved: ¡T; but Island for men each evening and welcome it was to have found an end.

No I get to write to melania, I don't get to have sex with Melania because I don't really want to trouble Mr Trump for that aspect and then I would choose a different female in his stable if that's the word for it, so I think it's pretty okay that I get to talk to her,.

Especially since all the women that were supposed to be doing this part of the job are all dead, oh I didn't know that you needed them alive, why don't you just go through the transit gate and then go to the world where you're living with them, oh you can't do that oh I'm sorry I thought you were important in this presidency?

Oh my God the United States secret service isn't letting you use your superpowers to get away from murder charges, that's so incredible that the United States secret service would be able to do that to a big titty core from California cuz I'm confusing presidential powers in a hurricane fashion to do anything but having sex with me, oh my God.

(Kudos.) We're really disappears uggling with no more for you too but unfortunately all you'd like to do is lay there and have the violate you and then leave, so I guess I'll do that again except hopefully this time you won't be overdosed in the drugs that you're abusive Father figure is giving you so that you'll remember that you had a good time, cuz he seems to think that there's a problem with me doing better at you than him ever could.

Certainly I'm okay with it since he's not trying to have sex with the two women in my life that I want to be with and then leave me in the death of cold n****** within entry space.

Flowers grow at the rate that they grow. He wished for maximum rape, he got maximum rape. Like 8 or 9 weeks ago? I don't really know I'm not the raping type.

I'm the special type that gives consequences of profound nature to people who think that rape is cool. Even cooler is to violate consent with reckless and hellacious abandoned while not raping at all, thusly confusing the Target that there's any rape happening that they're waiting until it's too late.

Thus Spake Adriana. Kayla just got help with their fancy financing, Kila. College discount resurrected for Kyla, Kyle didn't know how to spell her name either, and it looks like Andre and some other person I can't remember the name of, like a mask or some s*** anyway they're going to get to go back to Putin or some s***.

I don't usually get intelligence from the GRE but that's okay since I put their f****** server back online with that last paragraph. Legit don't know how that happened at all.

Like why do we even have friends in Europe anyway? Oh they got kidnapped and taken their as hostages, and then I brought them back.

Hope that helps with the financing that they needed because I don't think they needed the money so that they could buy me a goddamn coffee, I think that Mr Putin told him that they were going to sit there and rot until they got the money back and then that was easier to fix, because I didn't know who stole Mr Putin's money but there's only one person I think that will be dumb enough to do it, and that would be the woman who is really frustrated annoyed that she's stuck with nothing, except me, and I'm always high she thinks, and she thinks that's bad.

And for her, it has been. She's never seen TheRealThing™ either. She and her ill have no idea what the f*** I'm doing nor why does it work and they can't and doesn't listen to a f****** word I say because I'm just a man and I'm on drugs so obviously I have an idiot.

Without a working car I can only ignore the wine and cheese and try and hit the tentacle monster again, and now I got to call the guy with the sister and then say dude what the f*** with this car, because what am I supposed to f****** do?

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>KNOW, Missed-Her-Bond-Hear-Ear-Ring: “we expect you to die, that way you default on your bond and we get to take your heritage, your parents inheritance, your parents and while they run their consecutive life while they run consecutive life sentences... your parents have time to f*** a few bastards into play.“

This leaves me the option of raping her, or she can roofie me and suck me off without me being away, or we can just have a nice time, and in any case I'll be fine and she'll still be the same person. This took some doing to arrange.

And I'm sober and she's hot, high, and hella willing. But is she will enough to come to my room? Oh Hell no.

I've never run into this fetish before, this chick likes to f****** work. Unexpectively, without consent, as a surprise, so she has to hold in the screams of pleasure, which she ordinarily has to do hardly at all, but like this she has to win can't barely do it at all in this incredibly embarrassed and create safe microcosm of a feedback loop that she's never had before. (The artistry of being a minor controller has a lot to do with being creative, sexy, and immensely perverted without getting noticed.) Turns out vodka tentacle arcane power woman has some memories she wants to go over.

Not sure why she isn't going over them with the guy who's secretly with me and trying to use his tentacle powers to go through her heart chakra to get to my dick, but I will admit that that is a superior way of trying to get my attention than would be stammering stubborn and telling me that he thinks he might be gay. "Might?"

This guy is the f****** T, mouse, the whole kit & caboodle, with a matching set of sippy cups and tea cozy covers with matching saucer cup cozy covers to go with it the whole f****** day.

In other words: ẞ®AND&V∆luE.

(Vengeance for Val Rich Hards.) There was never a single shred of doubt in my mind that you didn't believe me at all. He sure was complicated.

You're welcome, Lover. No doubt with all the $50 bills I seated into the criminal environment, you'll now find them practical.

And if you ever imagine that I teased you again, I will find you, and I will rape you, and you will agree, because I f****** loved it and you didn't tell me the truth and that was your fault and then you wanted money and then yeah I get it too I was really mad if that's a rational of you I was really mad I was really mad you're like oh sorry I forgot to tell you like really are you serious like she you didn't know I know you were buying me and I bet you thought I deserved that.

, and then you went home and had sex with Tammy you b**** no I deserve her, but I guess you got to have her because you're a clever woman and now you get to have me and you get to have her on top of me but she has a better idea.

Something about skipping the lash and just going straight for the cut.✂️. As a non-official non-actual lesbian, I will never understand the full language.

So when you come home from the fetish club car bring some gimp in a C3PO costume so I can f*** my dick off into silver and gold Platinum Platinum oh my God I want you again where are you I don't know where you are I would rather have you than her but I don't know and I guess you're too shy I'm not going to call you I am going to call and ask him where you are with your little problem and then I don't care no no no no you're the one with crawling on me.

Also: I can teach you how to speak jive while high on crystal meth. No shame in that, I don't even want to. You only thought I was doing that because I was addicted because you couldn't imagine any other reason I waste all that time, but that's because you don't know the first God damn thing about dream working.

It is made to work for the team. I have a team. You and your children.

Go now you are forgiving, and I don't care what you think I'm going to f*** all your children. sequentially, in parallel, two orgasm, no dog no raw all raw dog f****** right now, how did you want grandchildren you'll probably get them. Had to seal the deal, I have the cure for the herpes that you gave them.

Now, isn't it nice that it doesn't have to be delivered via the optic nerve? Or maybe I don't know it depends I'm not one of them people but you have some options and one of them is to just be forgiving cuz I do love you and I you look great I still want the sex the other one and then yeah that is your life, give me my phone back and yeah I did that and then three years later...

AND THAT'S IT: YOUR RESCUE.
I do this work and still no hug. I'm here alone nobody's going to break the bed. Talk about your Gypsy curses. So I guess I didn't Vinton strike you did I?

Basically the only thing you had to be afraid of is that there won't be any seem in my area when you suck down my cock. If you ever even see me again, and that's what your 50 bucks by you. You can go for round two anytime you got the balls.


This is the only way they could get your disease and keep it and give you the cure and not f*** your life up. What, I have some complicated ideas. You didn't ask about any of them because you were talking to your cousin and you thought I was stupid


Stupid like a mall cow. But you just to call your power and I got all those girls and I made your life happy and canceled all your dreams and I only have to f*** you, obviously I'm in a better position than you are and you didn't even see it happening, so take cheer, spell some kickstart.

Obviously, this was an outcome you wished for and didn't think you could have, and I just gave it to you without you even noticing why you had all your defensive stuff so if you don't think I'm a f****** paladin I don't think you're a witch. We'll just see if he can get the birds at the state first.

If this doesn't give me the magic Castle I don't know will. Good luck sweetie really really are incredibly beautiful the way you are now with them where you look so mad you probably didn't recognize it oh yeah yeah I recognize you I just wanted to f*** somebody else and said and if I had to give you that again it would have been not working and then you were mad cuz I thought I'd betrayed you

No baby I betrayed you're coming later and I stole you from 11 minute I took all the women and then I left them behind to clean up the mess.

I'M PRETTY GODDAMN THOROUGH WHEN IT COMES TO CLEARING HERPES. NOW S*********** SOMETIME OR SOMETHING AND GET THE F*** OUT BYE