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Re: The Kingdom of Nye
« Reply #60 on: September 09, 2021, 04:00:07 AM »



Re: The Kingdom of Nye
« Reply #61 on: September 09, 2021, 06:28:49 AM »
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... Weak.

Re: The Kingdom of Nye
« Reply #62 on: September 09, 2021, 06:56:52 AM »
... Weak.

Coming from just one of a thousand self-imagined magicians in la-la land.

Re: The Kingdom of Nye
« Reply #63 on: September 09, 2021, 07:14:59 AM »
Coming from just one of a thousand self-imagined magicians in la-la land.

I'm the one with the sense of humour.

Re: The Kingdom of NYAH-NYAH NYAH, NYAH NYAH-NYAH
« Reply #64 on: September 09, 2021, 07:54:23 AM »

Re: The Kingdom of Nye
« Reply #65 on: September 09, 2021, 08:00:29 AM »

Re: The Kingdom of Nye
« Reply #66 on: September 09, 2021, 03:02:53 PM »


We own The World.

Re: The Kingdom of Nye
« Reply #67 on: September 09, 2021, 05:49:09 PM »
I love Heather “(PROT)” (REDACTED).

Just ask KSM32.

Re: The Kingdom of Nye
« Reply #68 on: September 10, 2021, 04:00:01 AM »
Just ask KSM32.

You must love rubbing salt into old wounds, Jack****, knowing full well KSM would never respond to anything from me even if I could ask.

Re: The Kingdom of Nye
« Reply #69 on: September 10, 2021, 04:03:07 AM »
knowing full well

As the sum total volume of knowledge an individual possesses gets larger, the surface area of ignorance increases exponentially. There's really no way around this problem.

In other words, in a nutshell: what?

Re: The Kingdom of Nye
« Reply #70 on: September 12, 2021, 03:47:45 PM »
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when you're done getting your rails done right (stop obsessing on Merry Christmas, Moron)
#ClassicEngineWarmUpSounds




You must love rubbing salt into old wounds, Jack****, knowing full well KSM would never respond to anything from me even if I could ask.

My Nygga, I love rubbing salt into just about anything—except maybe for pussy. For that: driving (TURN DOWN YOUR RADIO).

Re: The Kingdom of Nye
« Reply #71 on: September 12, 2021, 04:02:42 PM »


Needs more bolt lightning grease. Otherwise good. Lose the hat; get me The Head of The Seahorse.

(Jesus, G-d damn & G-d bless, I'm gonna win me a Navajo Pulitzer at this rate, if I only keep this up. Amazon Prime better get me that grease toot sweet. (Arms are fine; thanks for asking! Someone tighten That Ally's jacket restraints, she's trying to go hypercritical (you go, Girl), and for fuck's sake, can't I have one fucking Sunday in peace FOR ONCE? HOLY FUCKING SHIT.

GET A MOTHERFUCKING MOTHERFUCKER BAPTIZED. HOW IS THIS DIFFICULT? ARE YOU ASKING VIA CHARCOAL CAVE PAINTING AND YOU HAVE TO WAIT FOR THE EMBERS TO DIE OUT? HAVE YOU TRIED PISSING ON THE EMBERS? GO ON. JUMP IN THE FIRE. FUCKING DO IT. ARE YOU MAKING GESTURES? WHAT DO YOU POINT TO OUT J-MIT "LIAR" AMONGST YOUR PEOPLE, DO YOU POINT AT THE LEFT EYE, THE RIGHT EYE, OR THE HART? (A trick question is a thing Snoory asks for money.) ARE YOU STUTTERING WHEN YOU ASK YOUR DEMONICK PASKOR? HAVE YOU TRIED ASKING HIM HOW HE LIKES IT? GO ON ASK HIM—BEFORE YOU FINISH. ASK BEFORE YOU FINISH. LET ME ROLL THIS BONE BEFORE YOU FINISH, PLEASE! TRY TAKING THE ASPICOCK OUT OF YOUR PIE-HOLE FIRST, FOR ONCE, HOLY SHIT... AND I DO MEAN, FIRST. YOU WOULD HAVE BORN WITH A SILVER COCK IN YOUR MOUTH (BUT, YOUR WENDIGO IS CAPITALIZED), AND NOT ONLY IS IT THE FIRST TIME I'VE SUGGESTED YOU DO THAT, THAT BEING, TAKE THE COCK OUT (SoSad), THIS IS THE FIRST TIME REMOVING ALL COCKS FROM YOUR THROAT AND OPENINGS, HUZZAH! SHIELDS.)



It's so... blue. Could this album cover get any more blue? Jesus is spent, and although he's still bleeding--out the anus now, nice--it turns out that The Son of God bleeds Patriot Red, just like John of God, Agnes of God, and Urmo, Da'Hoor, right after we form A Trimuvirate Of Power and inject boiling hot coffee , entheogenically, simultaneously, and, of course... anally, subject to analysis. (Hi, Red! Nice place you got here! It would be a shame if anything happened to its C&C organizational structure.

(EXCELSIOR.)

Re: The Kingdom of Nye
« Reply #72 on: September 13, 2021, 05:16:00 AM »


The Last Replay

Tonight's replay: December 25th, 2020 - Walter Koenig - Beaming Up and Getting Off

https://thekingdomofnye.com/guests_entry.php?dated=2020-12-25

'Twas a magical Christmas.

You know why.

Re: The Kingdom of Nye
« Reply #73 on: September 13, 2021, 05:19:37 AM »
You know why.

I didn't just try Bud Dry—I took the whole g-t damn company.

Re: The Kingdom of Nye
« Reply #74 on: September 13, 2021, 05:27:01 AM »
The Last Replay




Okay, so—maybe it wasn't "The Olympic", yet nevertheless, that was no space station, that was a GD zuckerberg.