I'm gonna get a new tattoo.
What should I get, and where?
A spider tat on the tip of your junk.
When you are showing off your other tattoos you can say "...aaaand I've got one of a tiny spider on the tip of my dick, you have to get really close to see it. Want to take a peek?"

It is a great way to segue out of showing off tattoos and moving on to more interesting topics.
