I don’t give a shit how the USPA defines anything, up to and including my own dick. You did this wrong.
AND YOU (gerund:profane) WELL KNOW IT. The USPA is wholly compromised and comprised of nothing more than a bunch of worthless, recalcitrant, & reprobate drug addicts anyway. Fuck ‘em.
I mean… for the most part, I would, if only I could.