AzzCast Discussion

[TEXAS DADDY]

IT'S 9 AM IN THAT SHITHOLE OF YOURS NOW.
TIME TO WAKE UP DICK PRINCESS

[AZZERAE]

SWEET PUMPKIN,
ARE YOU SAFE THERE?
SHIT LOOKS BAD IT SEEMS. 
IF NOT, MOVE HERE TO TEXAS.
YOU CAN STAY IN MY BASEMENT.
I CAN PUT BUCKETS OF DIRT ON THE FLOOR
SO YOU CAN FEEL LIKE IN YOUR FAMILY MUD HUT

IF YOU DECLINE MY OFFER THEN I WILL TELL MY LAWYER
TO PUT YOUR NAME AND YOUR MUG ON THE "ENEMY OF AMERICA" LIST.

AND WE CAN TRAVEL TO SEATTLE, TO TAKE A PISS AND SHIT ON THAT HOMO-PEDO K_Dubb's GRAVE.

As tempting as that sounds, I think I'll pass.

[AZZERAE]

IT'S 9 AM IN THAT SHITHOLE OF YOURS NOW.
TIME TO WAKE UP DICK PRINCESS

You demand my undivided attention after years of witholding your presence.

Seems legit.

[TEXAS DADDY]

You demand my undivided attention after years of witholding your presence.

Seems legit.

DON'T PLAY HARD TO GET, PUMPKIN
OR I WILL TELL YOU THOSE TWO FAMOUS MAGIC WORDS AGAIN
AND YOU WILL BE CRYING LEFT AND RIGHT.
EVEN LEE FINALLY PEED ON YOU, SO YOU DON'T HAVE TOO MANY OPTIONS HERE.
EVEN JUNKY Jackstar DUMPED YOU AND DECIDED TO HAVE ANAL SEX WITH A HOBO INSIDE OF A DUMPSTER IN SEATTLE.

CONSIDER ME AS YOUR SAVIOR, A MESSIAH IF YOU WILL
YOU FOOL

[TEXAS DADDY]

FUCKING CHICKEN, WHERE DID YOU GO
HOW LONG IT TAKES YOU TO CHANGE A FUCKING TAMPON, BITCH

COME BACK HERE, I WANT TO MOLEST YOU

[AZZERAE]

EVEN LEE FINALLY PEED ON YOU

Patently untrue.



But, carrion.

[AZZERAE]

#CLASSIC

[AZZERAE]

HOW LONG IT TAKES YOU TO CHANGE A FUCKING TAMPON, BITCH

What's it like to be a man who mestruates?

[TEXAS DADDY]

What's it like to be a man who mestruates menstruates?

YOU TELL ME.
YOU'RE DOING THAT EVERY MONTH, SO SHARE THE EXPERIENCES, PLEASE.

WHEN Jackass WAKES UP AFTER HOBO FUCKS HIM IN HIS ASS IN THE DUMPSTER, HE WILL GIVE YOU MEGA SHIT FOR YOUR SPELLING, MENSTRUBLOODY BITCH

menstruates

[TEXAS DADDY]

BITCH,
YOU WANNA LINE OR NOT
I'M SAVING SOME FOR YA'
PUT YOUR SNOUT TO THE SCREEN AND I GIVE SOME
AFTER THAT I WILL PUNCH YOU IN YOUR PUFFY FACE

[TEXAS DADDY]

DEAR SWEET PUMPKIN,
I'M WORRIED ABOUT YOUR SAFETY

PLEASE WEAR CLEAN UNDERWEAR,
YOU NEVA KNOW WHEN THOSE SOMALI NIGGA ANIMALS
WILL CAPTURE YOU AND RAPE YOUR LARDY PUMPKIN ASS

GIVE US AN UPDATE HOW YOU ARE PROTECTING YOURSELF
I DON'T MEAN BUTT PLUGS, BUT THE OTHER SAFETY YOU KNOW

[AZZERAE]

The "news" has gotta be the worst depressant there is.

[TEXAS DADDY]

The "news" has gotta be the worst depressant there is.

WELL PUMPKIN, THE NEWS INFORMS YOU ABOUT THE CURRET EVENTS.
IT'S IMPORTANT TO PAY ATTENTION TO IT SO YOU DON'T BECOME ASS RAPE VICTIM WHEN THE SOMALIAN NIGGERS GET KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR.

BUT MAYBE YOU WOULD LIKE THAT, SO YES, BE OBLIVIOUS TO WHAT'S GOING ON.
LOOK AT TOOTSIE, SHE'S DEAD NOW TOO. BUT NOT FOR THE SAME REASON AS THAT HOMO-PEDO K_Dubb IS.
DON'T BE A WUSS WHO IS AFRAID OF THE NEWS

[AZZERAE]

You think I'd pop as much shit as I do online without making sure I'm in a secure location, possessing the appropriate weaponry for self defence?

Keep dreaming, cupcake.

[TEXAS DADDY]

You think I'd pop as much shit as I do online without making sure I'm in a secure location, possessing the appropriate weaponry for self defence?

Keep dreaming, cupcake.

FUCK THIS INSANITY,
POSSESSING SOME OLD RUSTED SPEAR FROM DEAD ZULU CHIEF AND SOME OLD STARTER PISTOL FROM HORSE RACE TRACK AIN'T COUNTING FOR SUFFICIENT WEAPONRY, DEAR PUMPKIN.
YOU NEED MORE THAN THAT TO PROTECT YOUR LARD ASS.
COME HERE TO TEXAS, TO DADDY, WE HAVE REAL WEAPONRY HERE TO BLOW BRAINS OUT.
WHAT YOU HAVE THERE IN YOUR MUD HUT IS ONLY GOOD ENOUGH TO MAKE COLLEGE GIRLS BREW PUDDIN' IN THEIR PANTIES.