AzzCast Discussion

[K_Dubb]

I'm sure he reached that conclusion (like the rest of us) a long time ago, so you have nothing to worry about, poppet.

You can't fool me; you're just insanely jealous!  You got your last sonnet from me, buster; nary a scrap of affection did I get in return!  Just patronizing bullshit.  This is just like bunny was talking about on today's episode of Azzerae's World, you think it's all right to keep a bitch down and be borderline abusive so she don't get too demanding, as long as she's yours but let someone else do it and you go apeshit.  What a hypocrite!  Back the F up (you are to imagine a sassy z-snap here)

Our relationship was beyond toxic; you are finished!  Thank God I found a hunky papi who is good to me and laughs at my stupid jokes, never utters a word of reproach when I get stalkerish and possessive in the chat, and even sends me a tshirt so he don't have to look at my bony sternum any more but is too kind to say that's why.

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[Robert Mugabe]

You can't fool me; you're just insanely jealous!  You got your last sonnet from me, buster; nary a scrap of affection did I get in return!  Just patronizing bullshit.  This is just like bunny was talking about on today's episode of Azzerae's World, you think it's all right to keep a bitch down and be borderline abusive so she don't get too demanding, as long as she's yours but let someone else do it and you go apeshit.  What a hypocrite!  Back the F up (you are to imagine a sassy z-snap here)

Our relationship was beyond toxic; you are finished!  Thank God I found a hunky papi who is good to me and laughs at my stupid jokes, never utters a word of reproach when I get stalkerish and possessive in the chat, and even sends me a tshirt so he don't have to look at my bony sternum any more but is too kind to say that's why.

Pah! You'll be back, you snivelling bitch. Summer's lease hath all too short a date and your papi will shortly be fat and married to some hefty baggage who will force him to put up shelves and all other sorts of domestic hideousness. I don't know what you see in that ignoramus anyway. Mention Rimbaud to him and he'll think you're talking about Sylvester Stallone. He wouldn't know a sestina from a sesame seed bagel. Your errant glands are playing you false as usual, the same way they are forcing you to spazz yourself by lifting weights you are too puny to manage.

[K_Dubb]

Pah! You'll be back, you snivelling bitch. Summer's lease hath all too short a date and your papi will shortly be fat and married to some hefty baggage who will force him to put up shelves and all other sorts of domestic hideousness. I don't know what you see in that ignoramus anyway. Mention Rimbaud to him and he'll think you're talking about Sylvester Stallone. He wouldn't know a sestina from a sesame seed bagel. Your errant glands are playing you false as usual, the same way they are forcing you to spazz yourself by lifting weights you are too puny to manage.

I don't know why you think he is an ignoramus, he enjoys learning and words!  Just last night he was savoring "concurrent" and I have heard him say "diaphanously" (*swoon*) on a number of memorable occasions.  producing paroxysms of bliss.  Plus he has big muscles and is one of those men who are so cute he has to grow a beard to hide the hotness, but I know it is there!

[K_Dubb]

...papi will shortly be fat and married to some hefty baggage who will force him to put up shelves and all other sorts of domestic hideousness.

How do you know thees?  Are you talking to heem without me shreddie??

[K_Dubb]

...married...

[Robert Mugabe]

He probably grew a beard to cover his acne scars. No, I don't have any inside knowledge but he's probably using your money to put towards a deposit on some ghastly dwelling he's planning to move into with his blushing (probably rosacea) bride.

[Walks_At_Night]

who will force him to put up shelves and all other sorts of domestic hideousness.

Ooof. I'm just a bystander but that one is so timely it hurts.

[K_Dubb]

He probably grew a beard to cover his acne scars. No, I don't have any inside knowledge but he's probably using your money to put towards a deposit on some ghastly dwelling he's planning to move into with his blushing (probably rosacea) bride.

UGH why do you have to be so unpleasant about everything?  If some wily mamacita managed to lasso papi before el sacerdote I would of course wish heem all the joy in the world, with maybe only a wistful glance that no one would see.

[K_Dubb]

Dear bunny, thank you for the lovely episode of Azzerae's World to savor with my coffee and (this morning at least) a bowl of Penzance to mark the occasion.  It was a thrill to hear you read and reply to some of my posts, with the whole packaged in your peerless production; I feel like quite a star!

You are of course correct in all your points -- I have willfully chosen to be a rabid idealist on here for reasons that gratify my Libran sense of balance -- and for the sweet things you said I kees you all over your cute little bunny face 💋💋💋💋🐇💕!

[Master Trollda]

UGH why do you have to be so unpleasant about everything?  If some wily mamacita managed to lasso papi before el sacerdote I would of course wish heem all the joy in the world, with maybe only a wistful glance that no one would see.

The bike locks never seem to hit the right people.

[K_Dubb]

The bike locks never seem to hit the right people.

I swing at Shreddie plenty, I don't know what you mean.

[Robert Mugabe]

I swing at Shreddie plenty, I don't know what you mean.

Yes, but your pipe-cleaner arms never inflict more than a slight tickle. I was out being manly and energetic earlier, clearing some ground. You couldn't manage anything like that without swooning, you girly knobhead.

[Robert Mugabe]

UGH why do you have to be so unpleasant about everything? 

It's what I do. I always endeavour, in any human interaction, to make sure the other party comes away feeling depressed or, even better, shaken to the core.

[K_Dubb]

Yes, but your pipe-cleaner arms never inflict more than a slight tickle. I was out being manly and energetic earlier, clearing some ground. You couldn't manage anything like that without swooning, you girly knobhead.

Did you get all sweaty 👅