AzzCast Discussion

[Jackstar]

Oh wow, man! Just reading your post makes me feel like I’m on drugs. What were we talking about again?

Oxytocin keypass activation codes transmitted via DNA sequences THROUGH THE FUCKIN' AIR like WonkaVision. (We are confirmed to have Chocolate Two-Bar Two-Way Tele-A-Vision + Sound Bar Breaking Through Fourth/Force Wall Functionality in the next point release. Oh, now We have your attention. Well, too bad, so sad, sorry malarkey: the next point release isn't set for in my pants and it isn't even scheduled out to fabrication. So for now: just wait.)

It does seem to work/go both (2) either (1:1) way, though. Cannot confirm, without the security component to the T-beam EmiTTer InsTalled, most of the 3D chocolate ends up being eaten along the way by Space Choco-Nagger Terminal Termites Targeted for Termination by Tinkerbell. (The Great War rages on around us at all times, Punies. Truly this is a very exciting time. Fag.)

[Jackstar]

Oxytocin keypass activation codes transmitted via DNA sequences THROUGH THE FUCKIN' AIR like

*buys perfume, something slutty, opens bottle with teeth, dumps contents in box, and starts shoving like it's time to bust through to the stars' light above*

(It's just easier right now.)

[Master Trollda]

Oxytocin keypass activation codes transmitted via DNA sequences THROUGH THE FUCKIN' AIR like WonkaVision. (We are confirmed to have Chocolate Two-Bar Two-Way Tele-A-Vision + Sound Bar Breaking Through Fourth/Force Wall Functionality in the next point release. Oh, now We have your attention. Well, too bad, so sad, sorry malarkey: the next point release isn't set for in my pants and it isn't even scheduled out to fabrication. So for now: just wait.)

It does seem to work/go both (2) either (1:1) way, though. Cannot confirm, without the security component to the T-beam EmiTTer InsTalled, most of the 3D chocolate ends up being eaten along the way by Space Choco-Nagger Terminal Termites Targeted for Termination by Tinkerbell. (The Great War rages on around us at all times, Punies. Truly this is a very exciting time. Fag.)

Oh wow, man! I’m too thrown off balance by your words to know but am I edgy now too just from reading them? That would probably be far out, man.

[Jackstar]

am I edgy now too just from reading them?

No. Are edgier, you be. I'm not gonna lie, you're starting to look a lot dumber the more we share comms. That has got to be just Me.

[Master Trollda]

No. Are edgier, you be. I'm not gonna lie, you're starting to look a lot dumber the more we share comms.

I’m shattered...truly shattered. I’ll be in intensive psychotherapy if you need me.

[Jackstar]

off balance by your words

They're really The Words of The Triumvirate, Local No. 5757idkidgaf. Our words, in other words. In a nutshell: HOUSE WORDS.


(I'll consider it.) Master, some little punk-ass is knocking at The Door To The Sacred Chamber Of The Lawyer's Temple. May I unleash the hounds? Oh, never mind, they're licking the nutshells again. They're like animals, really. No #Restraint.

[Jackstar]

if you need me.

He will.

[Jackstar]

He will.

THIS JUST IN: more-or-less Quiet Seething


*blows imaginary smoke from tips of imaginary finger pistol barrels*

Hi, I'm Jacktar Michaelsohn. I can neither confirm nor deny that I have been to Mars... yet.

[Jackstar]

I’ll be in intensive psychotherapy

Go for the psychokinetic upgusto.

[Starr Mountain]

Hey.  Is anyone here, right now?

[Jackstar]

Hey.  Is anyone here, right now?

Negative, Ghost Rider. Mind the dog.

[AZZERAE]

Negative, Ghost Rider.

You're always here.

[Jackstar]

You're always here.

Negative, Ghost Rider. I was sleeping in my father's Lay-Z-Boy recliner, and I got the telemetry to prove it. So there.

[AZZERAE]

I was sleeping in my father's Lay-Z-Boy recliner, and I got the telemetry to prove it.

Talk about a synchronicity!

[Jackstar]

Talk about a synchronicity!

I actually got the news last night; so I probably could bust out with it.... but I don't want to yet. I'm kind of nervous. Nerves. Synapses. Ganglions.

*tentative_polite_good_cheer_CHAMPAGNE*