This reads as if you slipped off for a crafty wank (shortly thereafter).
My ongoing battle with "
Speed Reading Induced Dyslexia"* initially had me reading "...
crafty wank..." as a "...
wafty crank..."
K_Dubb, Attend:
I think there may well be some poetical possibilities there, but your mastery of word-smithery might be required. I sadly lack fully developed skills in this arena. I envision an "
Ode du jour" for JaxTar. I am certain you will be able to connect the words "Ode, odor, crafty, wank, wafty, crank" to a
truly odiferous poetical emanation worthy of the fiendish JaxTar...
Perhaps it is a bit of a stretch to attempt to include "blumpkin" in the poetical allusions, but perhaps a parallel relationship to the "blumpkin" could be explored in this entirely notional ode?
For certain, its length should be Homerian; as volumes would be required due to the nominal subject of the notional epic poem.
If nothing else, I found this to be amusing to think upon. I imagine that here is enough material for you make quite a juicy shart (or
start, damn my
SpRID!) on such an endeavor...
*(or
SRID, hmm need to work on that Acronym, I like
SpRID better)
