End of Days

[K_Dubb]

Decon's clearly toying with him, paying out enough rope so that this ageing Nancy feels he's not being played. It's only a short step to getting hold of his credit card details.

Oh he can have them, I am such a mark!  If patreon had a gifting feature instead of my measly subscription I would clean out my account.  🤑

[AZZERAE]

Well I don’t want to repeat it if he wants to edit it out, but it was very much the sort of thing old pen pals might say if they speak for the first time.  It had nothing to do with any charm I was exuding over the phone, I am sure of that — you know from my podcast efforts I am shy and awkward, a leaden conversationalist even with a script, and any wit I pass off here is the product of a few minutes’ grace.  My debut as a caller was an utter Hindenburg.  But he knows I adore him, and he was so gentle! 🔥😈🇳🇴❤️🇲🇽👨🏻‍🌾

I'm baffled as to why you seem to have such a low self esteem. You're a good looking fella.

But, don't be fooled by Decon's saccharine act. Its all a front. All that exists in that man's heart - aside from a gaping void - is hatred.

[K_Dubb]

I'm baffled as to why you seem to have such a low self esteem. You're a good looking fella.

But, don't be fooled by Decon's saccharine act. Its all a front. All that exists in that man's heart - aside from a gaping void - is hatred.

You are sweet, bunny ❤️ it was because I was picked on and shunned by my little cloistered group of peers as a child.  You go through the rest of your life like a mangy abandoned puppy desperate for the slightest hint of real affection.

[Master Trollda]

I'm baffled as to why you seem to have such a low self esteem. You're a good looking fella.

But, don't be fooled by Decon's saccharine act. Its all a front. All that exists in that man's heart - aside from a gaping void - is hatred.

[K_Dubb]

https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/michael-decon-x-myke-hideous-disney-hostility/id1185404998?i=1000516534048

1:51:45 😛

[Mohammed Azharruddin]

Well I don’t want to repeat it if he wants to edit it out, but it was very much the sort of thing old pen pals might say if they speak for the first time.  It had nothing to do with any charm I was exuding over the phone, I am sure of that — you know from my podcast efforts I am shy and awkward, a leaden conversationalist even with a script, and any wit I pass off here is the product of a few minutes’ grace.  My debut as a caller was an utter Hindenburg.  But he knows I adore him, and he was so gentle! 🔥😈🇳🇴❤️🇲🇽👨🏻‍🌾

I'm thankful for being the sort of fellow who can think quickly on his feet. I don't know if you heard the show when I called in and spoke to your heartthrob for over an hour. I took over the show with my effortless charisma and dazzling wit. It was quite a performance, if I do say so myself. No foot shuffling for this lad!

[K_Dubb]

I'm thankful for being the sort of fellow who can think quickly on his feet. I don't know if you heard the show when I called in and spoke to your heartthrob for over an hour. I took over the show with my effortless charisma and dazzling wit. It was quite a performance, if I do say so myself. No foot shuffling for this lad!

I do remember you from the gabcast, you sounded like a garrulous ninny.  But that is very much the English way, just mow em down Dyer like Amritsar.  A well-laid shot is just as effective, and far more humane.

[Mohammed Azharruddin]

I do remember you from the gabcast, you sounded like a garrulous ninny.  But that is very much the English way, just mow em down Dyer like Amritsar.  A well-laid shot is just as effective, and far more humane.

This is just jealousy so I won't take offence, you frightful peter-puffer. At least I don't ponder over every sentence for five minutes like some ruminating Scandinavian I could mention. Anyway, those shows always happened far too late so you didn't catch me at my coruscating best. But a below-par performance is still better than most people so I can't complain.

[K_Dubb]

This is just jealousy so I won't take offence, you frightful peter-puffer. At least I don't ponder over every sentence for five minutes like some ruminating Scandinavian I could mention. Anyway, those shows always happened far too late so you didn't catch me at my coruscating best. But a below-par performance is still better than most people so I can't complain.

Were I not so reflective I might have missed the fact that you are excessively fond of me you goober.  I must say, your latest efforts at gallantry are as plodding as your wit.

[AZZERAE]

I was picked on and shunned by my little cloistered group of peers as a child. 

I think we were all picked on in some way. Unless one is a jock, there's no escaping that. And even they bully one another.

That's what I hate about the corporate world: its just bullying dressed up as business/professionalism. Any of the perceived hierarchy that exists in corporate - even the title 'boss' - is the little guy being fucked by the big guy.

You go through the rest of your life like a mangy abandoned puppy desperate for the slightest hint of real affection.

That doesn't have to be where you end up, though. Work to actively drive the destiny of your story. If we hung out and anyone gave you shit, I'd be glad to smack they kufi off.

It may appear as if all I'm offering is lip service, but I mean what I say.

I don't know what its like to be gay. I really don't. It must be hard out there. But I know what its like to be a pariah. I've become comfortable in that role.

I just think, that if we leave said issues unchecked, we truly are crafting the very bars of our future psychological jails.

[Walks_At_Night]

https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/michael-decon-x-myke-hideous-disney-hostility/id1185404998?i=1000516534048

1:51:45 😛

You did do well and Decon was indeed very nice to you. It is just a shame that you had to follow "Mud Flood Dude".  That was a hard act to follow.

[AZZERAE]

those shows always happened far too late

Or early, really.

[AZZERAE]

Decon was indeed very nice to you.

Why did his fag hag Brig ban you from chat? You're like the chillest guy in the BellGab universe.

[Mohammed Azharruddin]

You did do well and Decon was indeed very nice to you. It is just a shame that you had to follow "Mud Flood Dude".  That was a hard act to follow.

I bet there was a mud flood while K_Dubb was speaking. He probably needed a U-Haul to cart off his laundry.

[AZZERAE]

https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/michael-decon-x-myke-hideous-disney-hostility/id1185404998?i=1000516534048

1:51:45 😛

Oh boy, oh boy, am I gonna have fun with this.