Author Topic: End of Days  (Read 128654 times)

Re: How Gay_Dubb became that way
« Reply #135 on: April 15, 2021, 04:19:51 PM »
Yes Yes. He is the replacement for the Greek God of a Basketball player.  We get that but can you confirm or deny National Honor Society membership?

I deny it!  I scorned it completely which produced many amused smiles at graduation when I was handed the cord without anyone checking the list, and turned it down.

I made my song a coat
Covered with embroideries
Out of old mythologies
From heel to throat;
But the fools caught it,
Wore it in the world’s eyes
As though they’d wrought it.
Song, let them take it
For there’s more enterprise
In walking naked. -- Yeats

Fucking rebel rocknroll dude.

Re: How Gay_Dubb became that way
« Reply #136 on: April 15, 2021, 04:46:05 PM »
Thank you, dear  :-*
My pleasure, sir . . . er, mam . . . um, my pleasure K_Dubb. ;D ;) :-*

Re: How Gay_Dubb became that way
« Reply #137 on: April 15, 2021, 04:54:53 PM »
My pleasure, sir . . . er, mam . . . um, my pleasure K_Dubb. ;D ;) :-*

My pronouns are "twee" and "whim", dear.  As for address, you needn't bother wearing one on my account.

Re: How Gay_Dubb became that way
« Reply #138 on: April 15, 2021, 06:25:22 PM »
Fine, and Hardy had you in mind:

I look into my glass,
  And view my wasting skin,
And say, “Would God it came to pass
  My heart had shrunk as thin!”
 
For then, I, undistrest
  By hearts grown cold to me,
Could lonely wait my endless rest
  With equanimity.
 
But Time, to make me grieve,
  Part steals, lets part abide;
And shakes this fragile frame at eve
  With throbbings of noontide.

Not sure about 'fragile'. Thinking of yourself again.

Re: How Gay_Dubb became that way
« Reply #139 on: April 15, 2021, 06:33:36 PM »
Not sure about 'fragile'. Thinking of yourself again.

45-lb dumbbells, baby.  High Over My Head.  THREE TIMES!  💪 but yesterday I could only do one, I need to wait a day or two between for some reason.

Re: How Gay_Dubb became that way
« Reply #140 on: April 15, 2021, 06:59:27 PM »
45-lb dumbbells, baby.  High Over My Head.  THREE TIMES!  💪 but yesterday I could only do one, I need to wait a day or two between for some reason.

If it doesn't hurt it doesn't work. The muscles get small tears in them which then get filled in with new muscle, that's how people build mass. If you're doing it like Doris Day you're going to stay the same puny bastard forever. At this rate you'll be 80 before you have any biceps, kicking sand in their face at the Senior Centre.

Re: How Gay_Dubb became that way
« Reply #141 on: April 15, 2021, 07:06:48 PM »
If it doesn't hurt it doesn't work. The muscles get small tears in them which then get filled in with new muscle, that's how people build mass. If you're doing it like Doris Day you're going to stay the same puny bastard forever. At this rate you'll be 80 before you have any biceps, kicking sand in their face at the Senior Centre.

It hurts the next day all right so I think it's working, and at first I couldn't do any.  Just you wait, by summer I will be prancing all over town in my new Michael Decon tank top and when awestruck people ask I will tell them "oh that is papi, you have to hear him and his thick and smexy glottal stops."

Re: How Gay_Dubb became that way
« Reply #142 on: April 15, 2021, 07:11:07 PM »
It hurts the next day all right so I think it's working, and at first I couldn't do any.  Just you wait, by summer I will be prancing all over town in my new Michael Decon tank top and when awestruck people ask I will tell them "oh that is papi, you have to hear him and his thick and smexy glottal stops."

Do you go 'Eeeeeruurrgghhh!!!!' when you're doing it? I bet the neighbours think you have kidney stones. Although they're probably used to strange noises chez K_Dubb. Like 'let me out!!!'

Re: How Gay_Dubb became that way
« Reply #143 on: April 15, 2021, 07:19:26 PM »
Do you go 'Eeeeeruurrgghhh!!!!' when you're doing it? I bet the neighbours think you have kidney stones. Although they're probably used to strange noises chez K_Dubb. Like 'let me out!!!'

I do not.  I lift decorously.  There were guys at the gym like that and we would roll our eyes.

Re: How Gay_Dubb became that way
« Reply #144 on: April 15, 2021, 08:05:07 PM »
I do not.  I lift decorously.  There were guys at the gym like that and we would roll our eyes.

You actually go to the gym? Doesn't all the giggling get you down after a while or did you just get used to it?

Re: How Gay_Dubb became that way
« Reply #145 on: April 15, 2021, 08:19:06 PM »
You actually go to the gym? Doesn't all the giggling get you down after a while or did you just get used to it?

Haha yeah before last year I split a personal trainer with a friend of mine, he was a gigantic Romanian named Chris but we of course called him Vladimir.  You could tell he was a little leery of us especially of my friend who tried to get him to flex all the time but after a few months he was like hey guys you want to go get burger?  I hope he is ok; there is always camwhoring to fall back on if you’re built like that.

But he thought we were sissies and made us do girl weights all the time, no dumbbells over 25 lbs lots of reps.

Re: How Gay_Dubb became that way
« Reply #146 on: April 15, 2021, 08:23:54 PM »
Haha yeah before last year I split a personal trainer with a friend of mine.

The things you people do for kicks. I thought you were supposed to stop when they start bleeding.

Re: How Gay_Dubb became that way
« Reply #147 on: April 15, 2021, 08:58:52 PM »
The things you people do for kicks. I thought you were supposed to stop when they start bleeding.

Nothing but a mud flood bb 😤

Re: End of Days
« Reply #148 on: April 15, 2021, 10:26:13 PM »
I once pushed the fattest boy in school out of a window. I nearly put my back out shoving him through but nobody gave me any credit, they just called me a horrible cunt. Still, we laughed about it when I went to visit him in hospital: well, I was laughing; he made a sort of gurgling noise but it was difficult to tell underneath all that plaster. To show I bore the fat bastard no hard feelings I even went to his funeral. I had to leave school shortly after that due to racial prejudice.

Dude, you are fucking awesome ... HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Re: How Gay_Dubb became that way
« Reply #149 on: April 16, 2021, 05:01:10 AM »
It hurts the next day all right so I think it's working, and at first I couldn't do any.  Just you wait, by summer I will be prancing all over town in my new Michael Decon tank top and when awestruck people ask I will tell them "oh that is papi, you have to hear him and his thick and smexy glottal stops."

Take heart, You’ll Get Stronger From Lifting Weights After a Few Workouts

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