Scusi, mille regretie.
Now, I don't know much about this. (I was banished, and remain banished. Now, I don't like it when a witchdolf shamaness tells me what to do, you dig? Usually because witchdolfs communicate exclusively through infected bite, infected mange, and infected toenails. Sends a clear message, alright.
Pass.) But when I am told, vociferously, when obedience is demanded... well, it gets my attention.
Here's what's in this for me: I take no pleasure in hearing this pain. This woman when she spake, spake the truth: The Rapy is Hard. /shudders in revulsion.
But... it is worth it. The results, I mean. From The Rapy. Like, look at that. Who would even make a word up like that? Some kind of WordFag! I reckon. Speaking of WordFag!... I guess I was right then. I would have been a fag, not Gayward! God, just look it.
Gayward. I'm pleased. It sounds like the bar on STNG. "Did you hear what happened in 10 Forward?" "Shit no, dude, that show is so old, why do--"
"No, the real 10 Forward."
Get the fuck out. It's a television show. "Yeah? They put baseball games on television. It's a show." (The cocked back spine. The arms crossed. The sneering down the nose. Thank God I am not one to be protective of my facts and positions anymore. No such thing as a Ghast? Okay, Buddy. Don't think that should be capitalized? Yeah I Bet, bud-dud-dude. I didn't see a spooky apparition this morning? How does one even know? Were they there? Did they send it, and they're trying to cover? JESUS CHRIST. I'm a fucking Sourceror, and I don't get access to ultra-potent informationl streams. WTFA?
Well some people are just better technical remote viewers than others, it would seem. I just tell my team to run it by Spirit and Akashic Spirit before giving me insights, and then I've learned not to think I know anything. NEVER! I don't know
jack. And that's my
name. I do know that I gave Wade a 10 Forward pass to the real 10 Forward. I didn't see her accept it, or thank me for it, or ANYTHING--the touch on my hand notwihtstanding, if that was her, it was a combo blood test/dipstick/toxinmyoxenegation spot check, which is a great idea. I mean, someone should have some idea what I am on about these days, right? I mean, who really knows?
The first time I saw an appartion/spirit appear I was paralyzed in a happy fear. "oh shit is that a ghost? or a mirage? omg I don't want her to leave! WOW. That's very obviously a fucking tablecloth drapped over the back of a goddam chair. I reember leaving it there, hours ago. Now it looks like a dead woman.
What can I say? Paradoilei is absolutely confirmed. The mind looks for patterns to organize the sensations it records. And that was some woman who lived in the house before, no idea when, and there's really no way of knowing. Can't trust an apparitve spirit. They always be lyin' about magnets and shit.
They have to, as being dead to the world they appear in, they can't communicate the way they would. It's in the rules. That's how it is. Unless it isn't at the time, but whatever, this was in the house that my parents moved me into, the year after I was born. God, that fucking town. It is a foul, loathsome, cesspool of a bulwark against OpFor--there's a chokepoint where the highway leading from the ferry across the sound (Ed: Mons) WAIT!? WAIT! DID YOU HEAR THAT? OH Whew. What a relief. That's just my (Ed: "Just"? You really were done?

Editor, who is getting a new name, pronto. I do like Mr. Ed. I like horses. But it makes some people think of Wader, and that can't be done. This one abbreviates as Ju: JUSTICE is a name this kid gave me, two years ago? I guess? I'm not sure on the deets. I like it but I wasn't sure I wanted pass it on. And I don't want a Ju Editor. I've already had my cock edited. It's caused problems. Now I'm triggered. It's a very mild form of a trigger. Thinking about all the mutilated penii in the world... well, it just gives a man paws. Bear paws. A glancing look at the wholly intact, Holy terror clawnails, fully intact, I check down stairs, do I have a bear penis? Well, doe penis would have been more like it before, but ever since the cock doctor and I got together... (DRICK: Come on man.) I think that means it's going to be a hit. Yeah, that is solid. I'll shorten it to Dr. Ick. Now my -real- cock doctor... yeah. ID pattern match confirmed.
"Hello.... I'm Doctor Ick. Don't say that I am Doctor Yuk. Different Doctor. Similar idea. Except I do... uh, well, I' m more self taught. Having said that...
look I'm just not into thinking about the whole area of concern. It gives me too much pause. Ex's Paws. Hrrm. Quantumly indeterminate pause. I'll try these on today. I do feel fierce. Not frisky. I feel like
being frisked. (The ghast was the spirit of a woman who loved me, sure, but mysteriously, it was only when she finally died that she realized... "oh. Maybe I shouldn't have toyed with him like an object. I know! I'll come back as a cursed werewolf. He'l say yes to that. He says yes to anything. (That was just because I enjoyed our close bond of trust that we had built over the span of 12 year. As soon as I found that she had been doseraped (like Dexter does), I had to take steps. I didn't take her to Dr. Ick, though. She was a floating ball of glowing light. Yes, it was scary... but it felt so nice and warm. It all sounded so fake. So, so fake. (I have some recent experience with that kind of thing.) It seems like, the more real the cock, the more real the woman is beneath the girl beneath 29.
Also, I heard a rumour that the banking system was gonna puke on your boots, so I moved us all to an alternate timeline where that doesn't happen to us... but we can view it. In case you were wondering what happened. (Tiffany says, "Dude! Mandatory Templar Waiting Pad!") I almost said, "I am a Sourcerot Fu. "Said." And almost 15 minutes went by before I made the connection: TIFFANY TIPPITY-TOP OF A CANOE AND HER TYLER TOO are uhm, Temple Butlers. I guess. I wonder if she'll let me borrow her Tyler. Apparently this is not unheard of. What is unheard of is someone being this much of a roaring public douchebag... so no wonder this pair of Ta Tas is fascinated with me. Like, what if she wanted to get married right away? Oh, well.. I'm married to Grapefruit now. And I declared divorce. And it -did- work. And Grapefruit came back and insists on sticking it out. I'm gonna have to call a conclave. Perhaps a thumb war on a tightrope. Or, perhaps someone could have just told me the truth in the first place. Tiffany is fascinated. I guess everyone else was always too afraid of her dad. Father? She says she calls him "Dad." Well, what can I tell you. I have a fascinating inner life.
And so does Grapefruit. I guess she's being held hostage. It would seem she wants out of her dying body. That's fair. Now I can get News From Town's Hall's End. Now, please help me finish this. I might sing it. I might not. It depends on who gets more jealous than anyone! (I'm jealous of her father. I won't lie. He actually could ask her questions. But he knows what... oh. Alarm. Klaxons. Teams are on it. Wow. Someone just assassinated the '"left" Grapefruit. The cursed one. Dr. J. Wow. Gf: She teleported in, severed the jugular. Rifle the pockets, kissed the target for luck and then Jewel blessed her. Dr. J. Feline De Sandy VagBadgee Hook. There she can go anywhere with that name.
A Doctor is a Doc on course, of course
And only a Doc can alter a Doctor's course
unless there is an emerging unpleasant circumstance
Go right to the source and ask the nurse
He'll give you an idea that you'll maybe use horse
He's always on another timeline's course
Talk to Mr. Ed
People yakkity yak a streak
And waste your time of day
But Mister Ed will never speak
Unless he has something to say
A horse is a horse, of course, of course
And this one'll talk 'til his voice is hoarse
You never heard of a talking horse?
Well listen to this
I am Mister Ed