Marijuana

[Jackstar]

"punch her in the face to prove you're right"

I just thought this over and I just realized that I've literally never punched anybody in the face ever in my entire life.

Meanwhile I think I've been socked at least eight or nine times in the top pucker by multiple people of various and possibly indeterminate genders. I don't find the experience pleasant. It is preferable to an assault with a knife, in my view.

Perhaps not in Minecraft.

[AZZERAE]

I've been socked at least eight or nine times in the top pucker by multiple people

I'm not surprised.

[Jackstar]

I'm not surprised.

All I wanted was a Pepsi.

[Master Trollda]

All I wanted was a Pepsi.

Coke’s the real thing. I probably would’ve punched you too.

[Jackstar]

I probably would’ve punched you too.

There's still time. I've got all this Assault IV monogrammed stationery lying around—they had a sale at Staples.

Coke’s the real thing.

All right, so what I'm getting here is you want to get an 8-ball and start swinging at my skull. Here's the deal: no bats allowed.

[AZZERAE]

Big pharma saved my life.

[AZZERAE]

Pepsi > Coke

[Master Trollda]

Pepsi > Coke

Given that you prefer the sickly sweet lies of MSM propaganda to the truth that makes sense.

[Master Trollda]

There's still time. I've got all this Assault IV monogrammed stationery lying around—they had a sale at Staples.


All right, so what I'm getting here is you want to get an 8-ball and start swinging at my skull. Here's the deal: no bats allowed.

I’d settle for some weed, a glass of cola and throwing popcorn at each other (with the proper PPE, of course).

[Jackstar]

throwing popcorn at each other (with the proper PPE, of course)

Consider that I live in a world where I have to wonder—not really ask, but I do have to wonder—if this is some sort of coy euphemism for throwing cat shit animal feces at me.

Are you considering? Okay; consider it some more, because that's what I got to consider now. I'm going to have to consider that for the next several hours today.

The struggle is real. Semper fi

[Master Trollda]

Consider that I live in a world where I have to wonder—not really ask, but I do have to wonder—if this is some sort of coy euphemism for throwing cat shit animal feces at me.

Are you considering? Okay; consider it some more, because that's what I got to consider now. I'm going to have to consider that for the next several hours today.

The struggle is real. Semper fi

I like mine with extra butter. That’s not a euphamism.

[AZZERAE]

Given that you prefer the sickly sweet lies of MSM propaganda to the truth that makes sense.

I don't even watch the news. At all.

How the fuck does that make me an MSM guy?

[Jackstar]

I like mine with extra butter. That’s not a euphamism.

Ok well happy singles’ awareness day

[Master Trollda]

I don't even watch the news. At all.

How the fuck does that make me an MSM guy?

Hmm...now you’re lacking in diversity of thought. How sad.

[AZZERAE]

I asked you a fucking question.