Author Topic: The David Rubini Radio Net-work 🤪  (Read 30632 times)

The David Rubini Radio Net-work 🤪
« on: February 27, 2022, 01:22:53 PM »
ATTENTION ALL SYSTEMS!



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- The Commander

HELL HATH NO FURY ... LIKE A RUBINI STONED!
     
2022
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Re: The David Rubini Radio Net-work -- PRESENTLY OPERATING WITHOUT LICENCE
« Reply #1 on: February 27, 2022, 03:16:36 PM »
The MIB Content Delivery Network hereby disavows any knowledge of this.... this... upstart, uncouth, and unappreciative "Net-wok"--what is that, anyway, some kind of Communist kitchen implement? Look, you get it to say the Pledge of Allegiance, and we can talk.

Until then... well, let's see it. Bring it. Bring on your "new" network. Is it even "new"? Uh huh. Sure, (PROT).

I -knew- it. Tigers, back to base. Time to clean the tubes out.

tl;dr Welcome to The Next Level. *ding*

Re: The David Rubini Radio Net-work 🤪
« Reply #2 on: February 27, 2022, 03:36:00 PM »
The MIB Content Delivery Network would like to announce that they—We—simply don't approve of women being spoken to in this fashion, but as it is actually... well, whatever. We still don't like it.

I'm just sayin’. I'm sure you have your reasons. Not our circus, not our monkeys. Carry on.

Stud.

I NOW OFFICIALLY GREENLIGHT & ENDORSE ALL FAKE "#RUBINI" TROLL ACCOUNTS!
« Reply #3 on: February 27, 2022, 04:36:05 PM »
ATTENTION ALL SYSTEMS!

From The Desk of The Great Commander Rubini!

Hello My Angels! Welcome Aboard My Legion!
I #OFFICIALLY now endorse and advocate for all known and unknown, current and future Fake Rubini Accounts causing chaos and havoc across the internet social media Freak-averse! Why? I can't keep "defending" myself nor explaining "Relax Mr or Miss Content creator, it's not me! I promise,, I only post in RubiniGab (now here in AzzLand as well)."

So....

TO ALL THE "FAKE RUBINI'S OUT THERE, You WIN!:😵🤠🥳😳🤐🤭🤫

This is too much work for me to "manage" and do any repairs or quality damage control. So, Spence, Biff, Bam, BOOM!
You dudes have at it! LoLoL
Fuck 'em ALL up! Whatever... But make it AWESOME and "Rubini-the-Fuck" outta everyone I guess... hahaha.. Just don't get accused of rape or accept any unsolicited nudes from ANY fat, crazy middle-aged, suicidal women that wanna frame you us, and invite themselves on their dime to your/our neighborhood, fly out and have sex with me you. They will say we"trafficked" them probably! BEWARE! BE CAREFUL! Especially if any have a BF or EX twice as crazy as her! PLEASE GUYS!

Capisce?

Are we cool?

That's pretty much all I expect or politely request gentlemen.

Best Regards,
- Your Fearless Commander

*Just received this from my woman, LB, 15 mins ago. I still have to listen myself after I jump in the shower. She says to goto the 51 Min 30 second mark and for 10 mins Jedi Vagina is at war with a "Fake Rubini" and takes liberty and the #sad opportunity once again to clout-chase, lie, and of course accuse me of something flagrantly FALSE.

Also, she said someone who sent us this info,, said Jedi Vagina claims that him and I both "GO way back..."

::)

#FakeNewsFromJediVagina



#Yawn

#AllHailTheFakeRubini's2022

Re: I NOW OFFICIALLY GREENLIGHT & ENDOR-*click* I AM, THAT I AM.-55
« Reply #4 on: February 27, 2022, 04:43:31 PM »
This is too much work for me to "manage" and do any repairs or quality damage control.

Well... my hand to God: I didn't see that excuse coming. Too much work? It's attitudes like that, keeping the Third Temple down.


Just don't get accused of rape or accept any unsolicited nudes, that's pretty much all I expect or politelyvrequest gentlemen.


Re: The David Rubini Radio Net-too-much-work
« Reply #5 on: February 27, 2022, 05:30:02 PM »
Shut the fuck up, Frances.

Re: The David Rubini Radio Net-work 🤪
« Reply #6 on: February 27, 2022, 06:05:49 PM »
ATTENTION ALL SYSTEMS!



RubiniGab.com is taking a Sabatical on Hiatus Into The Wilderness        
- The Commander

HELL HATH NO FURY ... LIKE A RUBINI STONED!
     
2022
Cast and Crew:           
The Rubini Overnight Show
HOST: Producer:  Bell The Great Rubini
*STUDIO: Web, Tech: Keith Azzerae
*Co-host


















https://ellgab.com/index.php?topic=967.0

#TakingBackTheNight!
#WannaTakeARide?
#KingOfRubiniGab
#KingOfBellGab
#KingOfEllGab
#KingOfPain
#KingOfTheJews
#KingOfTheRomans
#KingOfTheWorld
#INCUMBENT
#LEGENDARY
#LongLiveTheGreatRubini!
#DavidRubiniWillNeverDie!
#FlatEarthFreedom
#SparkleInMyDreamStateOfRealityOrDie!




#RubiniMAGIC!
#LEGACY
#OFFICIAL!



Spare me this time; guys!  I already burned down two channels for Richard Groyper, my baby.

Re: The David Rubini Radio Net-work 🤪
« Reply #7 on: February 27, 2022, 06:11:55 PM »

Spare me this time; guys!  I already burned down two channels for Richard Groyper, my baby.

APPROVED. Considering...

(I can't just make all the decisions around here, or else they are likely to forget how to do them entirely, and it's already pretty close to a near Miss anyway.)

p.s.: they've taken away my ability to adjust my font size. Fortunately, my penis is unaffected—both by trade and by time.

p.p.s.: just imagine it. How petty. "Alert, alert, take away his ability to embed links! Stat!" Oh my God I'm dyin' over here

Re: The David Rubini Radio Net-work 🤪
« Reply #8 on: February 27, 2022, 06:19:40 PM »

APPROVED. Considering...



(I can't just make all the decisions around here, or else they are likely to forget how to do them entirely, and it's already pretty close to a near Miss anyway.)

p.s.: they've taken away my ability to adjust my font size. Fortunately, my penis is unaffected—both by trade and by time.

p.p.s.: just imagine it. How petty. "Alert, alert, take away his ability to embed links! Stat!" Oh my God I'm dyin' over here

I lubb u

Re: The David Rubini Radio Net-work 🤪
« Reply #9 on: February 27, 2022, 06:41:45 PM »

I lubb u

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I have no response to that, but I will as soon as I mail these feathers to myself from outside the country to my husband's the rapist
5.M.4.K

Re: The David Rubini Radio Netjob
« Reply #10 on: February 27, 2022, 07:00:47 PM »
Shut the fuck up, Frances.

Oops—that's a typo, as it's a reference to the movie Stripes starring the great Warren Oates—and from the telemetry I just received, he says if he were still alive he would punch the shit out of you, so I'm glad he's not here.

Because I really don't think that would be fair. Also, I see no reason to stain the flooring any further.

And i, for one, would not care for any more necessity of a cleanup crew. Do you know what's left behind every time one of those damn portals open up? No you don't! It's a big fucking dusty mess.  And I haven't had enough of it but I can see already that I'm going to eventually—especially now that there's A New Network in this town.

Which is totes big enough for us both. Welcome back Kotter—yeah, I see you in there, Gabe, don't worry... your soul will be done being digested any minute now, and then, finally, you'll be on The Team.

Call me Commander. Hey, what do you Otterbots think? Should that have a comma in there or not? I'm going to sit down and think it over.

And, I have.

Re: The David Rubini Radio Net-work 🤪
« Reply #11 on: February 28, 2022, 05:42:10 AM »


Quote
Bathroom Etiquette 101 – The Unofficial Rules of the Bathroom

If you spit on the sink – wipe up the spit. After an hour or so, toothpaste spit hardens into a glue-like substance. Plus, it’s just gross. Either improve your aim, or use that thing called a faucet, to rinse down your spittle.

If you live with others, the “If its yellow let it mellow, if it’s brown flush it down” thing just doesn’t work. For one thing, pee left in the toilet stinks after a while. And additionally, if you don’t flush your pee – you will end up with a clogged toilet from the excess of toilet paper sitting in the toilet basin. Just flush!

If you pee on the toilet seat, then wipe it up. Seriously, you know you did it – instead of just leaving it there for the next person, take care of that mess.

If you leave a poop ring – clean it. Yes, it IS gross – which is exactly why someone else doesn’t want to see it. If you have tendency to leave poop rings on the toilet basin – then please….scoot your arse back a bit so the turds actually land in the water.

Speaking of bowel movements? How hard is it to use air fresheners? You know it stinks, so why just leave the smell festering for others to smell? Close the door, spray some air freshener, and turn on the fan. If it is really bad – then a warning to others may not be such an awful thing.

Go in, do your business – and get out. Sitting on the toilet for an hour doing a crossword or reading a Kindle version of your favorite book while others are waiting is just plain rude.

Change the damn toilet paper! If you use the last bit, then by all means – put on a new roll. And throw the empty carton in the trash; don’t just throw it behind the toilet for someone else to deal with later.

If you must pop a zit in the mirror, please remove the puss off of the mirror. G.R.O.S.S.

Close the door. Some people don’t feel the need to close the door while they are in the bathroom. Seriously though, it’s never a good visual to see other people using the pot – unless you are potty training a toddler.

If you clog it, unclog it. Obviously, your 5 year old shouldn’t be left alone with the toilet plunger for any length of time – but for those of us over the age of 12, unclog your own mess!

https://www.professorshouse.com/bathroom-etiquette-101/


Re: The David Rubini Radio Net-work 🤪
« Reply #12 on: February 28, 2022, 06:37:18 AM »
p.s.: they've taken away my ability to adjust my font size. Fortunately, my penis is unaffected—both by trade and by time.

p.p.s.: just imagine it. How petty. "Alert, alert, take away his ability to embed links! Stat!" Oh my God I'm dyin' over here











Re: The David Rubini Radio Net-work 🤪
« Reply #13 on: March 01, 2022, 10:11:26 AM »
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#TakingBackTheNight!
#WannaTakeARide?
#KingOfRubiniGab
#KingOfBellGab
#KingOfEllGab
#KingOfPain
#KingOfTheJews
#KingOfTheRomans
#KingOfTheWorld
#INCUMBENT
#LEGENDARY
#RubiniMAGIC!
#LongLiveTheGreatRubini!
#DavidRubiniWillNeverDie!
#FlatEarthFreedom
#SparkleInMyDreamStateOfRealityOrDie!
#☆LEGACY
       

#OFFICIAL!

Re: The David Rubini Radio Net-work 🤪
« Reply #14 on: March 01, 2022, 10:22:00 AM »



#TakingBackTheNight!
#WannaTakeARide?
#KingOfRubiniGab
#KingOfBellGab
#KingOfEllGab
#KingOfPain
#KingOfTheJews
#KingOfTheRomans
#KingOfTheWorld
#INCUMBENT
#LEGENDARY
#RubiniMAGIC!
#LongLiveTheGreatRubini!
#DavidRubiniWillNeverDie!
#FlatEarthFreedom
#SparkleInMyDreamStateOfRealityOrDie!
#☆LEGACY
     

https://www.professorshouse.com/bathroom-etiquette-101/