One hundred-twelve,
FFS Three Day Weekend, FFS
"JEWELED ALIEN" : "SPITZ FIREDUST" : "METHUSULA PROGENY" : "SOYLENT PURPLE HAMBURGLAR" : "TRIUMVIRATE ARCH" : "ASS INDENT SEA" : "PLANK, DON'T RUN"Thanks! I am only here on a small Charles Schwab grant to push Transgender and try to get manly American Consurrvative men like you to cut off their wieners as wiener offerings on the altar of the ancient goddess of wieners who demands wieners. Can I interest you in some home gender-reassignment tips from the WEF?
K_Dubb, Attend:
It is so good to see you alive and well! I had feared for the worst, clearly you had given up the Intar-tubes for Lent: how could I have not realized that? The good things come in threes: first Easter, then my birthday and now your miraculous return!
Now, as to this latest idea of yours: I am having difficulty fitting your "cis/trans-
wurst" idea into the
MAPA Iinitiative; in
short: I don't know if this can be an Official Plank in the MAPA 2024 KamPain, although I am well pleased to see you alive and well.
Perhaps you can form an independent Political Action Committee (with yourself as Kommisar, of course) and run that one to catch the likely small percentage of the multi-vote that might find that to be a Good Idea?
Outside of that, I think it
might fit in well in the
"Cruel and Unusual"Necessary and Normal Punishments KamPain Plan
ck we already have in the "Platform," as it were.
SiriusLee, aye yam sew pleated two sea yew: eye feel Musaks oar inordinate, here:
Anyway your, intra-
orthodox return seems to dovetail quite nicely with an
actual MAPA goal that I was pondering while performing the sacred Basic Lawn Maintenance during Lent (you may have noticed that I gave up on Stupid People for
my Lenten sacrifice): "
Follow Jesus, Believe."
I even came up with a nifty trucker-hat design that I think we might use to our advantage to fill the KamPain Coffers:
I tried to keep it from being overtly religilous so as not to ostracize the fraction of the multi-vote that is atheist. I cannot swear to it, but I think Dr. MD MD might have bought one from one of my
un-official KamPain merch online storefronts, Nautical Shore.
We have much to catch up on, and unfortunately the last official online MAPA KamPain HQ was destroyed in some sort of flame-war or something and I have found new digs in what I feel to be a more reliable and inclusive venue. PM me for deets on that, BTW. My old Chief of SeekRutty that I had to fire mid-KamPain 2020 has gone off the rails and I have yet to find a suitable replacement.
Welcome back! BTW: your new Secret Service callsign is LAZARUS.
pate/K_Dubb 2024
"WHO shat in the interregnum?" & "WHO farted in the elevator?"
