Author Topic: The JACKSTAR Appreciation Thread!  (Read 88054 times)

Re: The JACKSTAR Appreciation Thread!
« Reply #75 on: July 04, 2025, 06:47:20 PM »
I am an expert in only one area:

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It really is the only thing one can speak on with any authority. When people ask about the news, or the weather, or try make superficial small talk, don't you just feel liking shaking them by the shoulders, staring them in the eyes, and saying "Wake up!"? None of that matters. All that matters is the self.

The conversations I had with you in my head were very interesting. No amount of regret will change the past. You are all playing a part in the movie of "my" life. Bills? Who cares about bills, anyway? Oh, Jack, you looked like you were enjoying that pizza. But I did notice the beads of sweat. Ah, Summer in the Americas.

Nunya says I talk about myself too much. I'm just getting warmed up. She ain't seen nothin' yet. Gas the bikes, kikes. Yikes! What a fright! Slam pig #2 in not-so-vivid colour. Don't adjust your device. Let me switch cameras. Now Lazarus is going to accuse me of A.I. generated slop, and p8 will be nipping at my ankles (or nippes, like a terrapin) shortly thereafter.

I [...] don't know what those words mean when you use them that way. And you [G]oddam know it.

Oh yes you do. That's another Pinocchio for you, sir. Who you think we stupid?! You think I'm stupid? Nah, I'm just playing, Rosenberg. So...P.O., call up Mr. Chow's and ... Wait-- What? I'm not taking Jack* out to lunch. You gonna stiff 'em on the bill. That's right!

[L]iterally none of this means a goddam thing to me. I know you know that, you're doing it on purpose, it's kind of heartw[a]rming.

Your feigned ignorance, while endearing, reeks like an abattoir. How about that neat li'l oubliette we got going on? "HELP ME, I'M IN HELL!". You're too cute. Now throw on the Stitch cozzy and jiggle your hind quarters for the candid camera. CHEESE!

*click*

Re: The JACKSTAR Appreciation Thread!
« Reply #76 on: July 05, 2025, 07:32:27 AM »
It really is the only thing one can speak on with any authority. When people ask about the news, or the weather, or try make superficial small talk, don't you just feel liking shaking them by the shoulders, staring them in the eyes, and saying "Wake up!"? None of that matters. All that matters is the self.

The conversations I had with you in my head were very interesting. No amount of regret will change the past. You are all playing a part in the movie of "my" life. Bills? Who cares about bills, anyway? Oh, Jack, you looked like you were enjoying that pizza. But I did notice the beads of sweat. Ah, Summer in the Americas.

Nunya says I talk about myself too much. I'm just getting warmed up. She ain't seen nothin' yet. Gas the bikes, kikes. Yikes! What a fright! Slam pig #2 in not-so-vivid colour. Don't adjust your device. Let me switch cameras. Now Lazarus is going to accuse me of A.I. generated slop, and p8 will be nipping at my ankles (or nippes, like a terrapin) shortly thereafter.

Oh yes you do. That's another Pinocchio for you, sir. Who you think we stupid?! You think I'm stupid? Nah, I'm just playing, Rosenberg. So...P.O., call up Mr. Chow's and ... Wait-- What? I'm not taking Jack* out to lunch. You gonna stiff 'em on the bill. That's right!

Your feigned ignorance, while endearing, reeks like an abattoir. How about that neat li'l oubliette we got going on? "HELP ME, I'M IN HELL!". You're too cute. Now throw on the Stitch cozzy and jiggle your hind quarters for the candid camera. CHEESE!

*click*

" ... sounds like beautifully produced AI ... " was meant to be a complement, veracity and style, so well done.

Re: The JACKSTAR Appreciation Thread!
« Reply #77 on: July 05, 2025, 10:06:42 AM »
[It] was meant to be a complement, veracity and style, so well done.

Well, thank you. I'm so used to being abused by Jackstar I assumed the worst.

Re: The JACKSTAR Appreciation Thread!
« Reply #78 on: July 05, 2025, 05:13:50 PM »
I'm so used to being abused by Jackstar

That's the training.

Re: The JACKSTAR Appreciation Thread!
« Reply #79 on: August 11, 2025, 06:28:04 AM »
This amazing confectionery is actually still.available in Lower Slobbovia.



Tasty they are!

Re: The JACKSTAR Appreciation Thread!
« Reply #80 on: August 11, 2025, 06:25:41 PM »
Tasty they are!

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Re: The JACKSTAR Appreciation Thread!
« Reply #81 on: August 11, 2025, 06:28:07 PM »
I'm so used to being abused by Jackstar

So there's this thing. It's called a deal.


When one busts it,
One faces the wheel.

Hang on.

* Worthauger wasn't there when wee wrote the law.

THUS THE BALANCE OF POWER HATH NOT BEEN MAINTAINED.

Re: The JACKSTAR Appreciation Thread!
« Reply #82 on: August 11, 2025, 10:41:13 PM »
So there's this thing. It's called a deal.

I have re-established dominance over Asgard and Trufflehelm. (♟️🅿️) I have no concerns over the current administration of Midgard. And, having been to both Purgatory and Limbo, although not lately, I can say that I have no desire to return to either until I have cause to do so.

The Earth and Air are the realms that contain my Vessel; FĪre fuels my heart, and of Water I know only lies, deceit, and bondages.


The Guardians of My Quintessences (TIMESHIP TYmE§ZHIP, et. al.) remain GRA∆🅿️PÊFLĒĒT. Local iconoclasts are restless but I would urge everyone to stay their hand — If hanging them all from trees would have worked I would have tried that already. The obnoxious hubris of the common savage is nothing compared to their elites; “Most, Leigh harm. — Lμ§” I assume Lee!🅱️🆎♠ has returned with news of his collosal failures. He shares neither fault nor lack of ability; I just kicked∆vlbooted∆BAN•—¡§h!″d him off the planet's T-stream, not because I was ordered to, I just didn't like the way he was treating his wife. She and her doxμ are doing whatever; I don't know. They're not knowing anything near here. (I'm going to let their husband explain to them why he was kicked out. Should be fine. He can always go after me in the civil courts if he didn't like the way I handled his family that he abandoned. I don't mind mine mined the way he did.

They're nice company. Too bad we can't fuck. Then again if I could, I wouldn't be a good replacement for him. (#setec_astro_BEERDZ)

THAT BEING SAID: my reign extends only to my Demesne, and no fat her or need to go farther is required at this time. The rAPEⁿ⁰®∆🅿️:Ë:μ€§‹demon that shepherded threeve (3-5) people in guys’/guise of one (1) claimed to have a four-star rank. The other A. D. and co-conspirator presented with a 2-★ rank. Both were fully compromised — COMP’d, the >Kidz kCall kīT — but they performed their duties admirably and I haven't taken their wives and/or raped them to death, yet, for though I have the right...

I do not have the inclination. Also, that's only two. There's at least three (3) more, to make five (V), and there may be as many as 324 more. Real rogues’ gallery out here.

That's why I was sent here, I scooped them all (NOTE THAT I AM USING THE WORD ‘ALL’ HERE) up in the first sortμ and now they're just wiggling, dangling at the end of whatever the net manifest says an astral and twisting in the wind screeching and hollering while they complain about how I must be cheating. Obviously I'm not cheating.

They cheated first. ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯ I'm going to go back to smoking things now, and wait for further Galactic advisal. No man is an island.

I am a wom🅱️man. I think some of these bastards were grown in a Jiffy Pop®™ foil tray. Hail, R°J! (I'm their ïVïpalœr now; which they do not like.) Nice little town you got here.


It's a shame I had to happenin’ to tu-tu īT. (Shane is a write-off.)

tl:dr; Grapefleet & Cain are breeding unauthorized tiⓂ️ikclovvns and I allowed this. I confess, I confess! I did it! I LET THEM FUCK THE NEPHILIM AND BREED AND I JUST SAT BACK AND GOT HIGH. Not because I was high, but because I think they're cute. What's wrong with a few hybrids? They're allergic to speed anyway, which makes me both their Alpha and their worst nightmare. Hang on!


* Jackstar obeys The Law: WON LAW. WON THE LAND.

I await your final decision with interest. Now I have to call a woman about her daughter. Should be okay though. Feel free to ask more questions, it's always nice to hear from somebody who's on the level, and would prefer to part on the tesser as well as the lesser. (Left assuracy.)©KUCZI’S MAGICKKKCHRISTKCASTLE LLC, 00730505:5

When one busts it,
One faces the wheel.

Hang on.

* Worthauger wasn't there when wee wrote the law.

THUS THE BALANCE OF POWER HATH NOT BEEN MAINTAINED.

Re: The JACKSTAR Appreciation Thread!
« Reply #83 on: August 12, 2025, 04:07:45 AM »
I will be ordering a crate of these and handing them out on Halloween.


Re: The JACKSTAR Appreciation Thread!
« Reply #84 on: August 13, 2025, 08:41:53 PM »
I will be ordering a crate of these and handing them out on Halloween.



I assume that one of the Dave's was bright enough to register the trademark, or else it was Dennis, but if it was, that's probably why he's living in the woods with a dog under a tarp because undoubtedly the money would be held up in in probate, escrow or whatever. It's cool the way you all hijacked my time travel plan, which was originally Barbara's plan, which got fucked up when Tamara got played, and that's why somebody is living with a gay Papa Bear and being pissy with me with an Amazonian body, and that's why I don't steal bodies, and that's why God still loves you, and I do too.

Because I'm going to get me that body.

And I'm going to get me PERMISSION. (Imagine, Jew: being exactly who you are but not corrupt. Is it still incest if you adopt me after we fuck, or do we have to do it first?🤔 I'm very flexible on this.

BUT IT'S GOT TO BE INCEST, OR NO SALE.) Always be as high as your own standards. Hang on.


* Jackstar obeys 1 law, WITH SOLARITY. 🥬

ReTard: The Nutbar
« Reply #85 on: August 14, 2025, 04:19:06 PM »
I will be ordering a crate of these and handing them out on Halloween.



Excellent, find.

"Nutbar" HA!


Re: ReTard: The Nutbar
« Reply #86 on: August 15, 2025, 11:05:46 AM »
Excellent, find.

"Nutbar" HA!



There is more where that came from.


Re: ReTard: The Nutbar
« Reply #87 on: August 21, 2025, 03:14:53 AM »
There is more where that came from.

CANCEL ABORT ABORT SHORT SCOTT :Ë:

Re: The JACKSTAR Appreciation Thread!
« Reply #88 on: August 22, 2025, 09:20:47 AM »
Presenting: The new and sultry JACKSTAR cologne.




Re: The JACKSTAR Appreciation Thread!
« Reply #89 on: August 23, 2025, 09:07:00 AM »
This is the most tepid bullying I've ever seen. Sad? Pathetic!!