Author Topic: Daridee  (Read 191439 times)

Re: JustDee
« Reply #60 on: April 13, 2022, 07:40:32 AM »
Have you read Battlefield: Earth?

L. Ron Hubbard? Really?! ???

Re: JustDee
« Reply #61 on: April 13, 2022, 07:41:47 AM »
And you're not a retard.

You're both brain damaged simpletons. Now that the dog is here, I'm going to go whole hog — *{CHUCKLE: discreet, polite, respectful at least if only by intent}* and baby-proof the house. It's already bomb-proof, and now that I have rock-solid ironclad reasons/alibis to have artisan-crafted leather leashes kept around the house, and I have established domin — *click*


I know but a lot of shit has been foisted on all of us.
L. Ron Hubbard? Really?! ???

I'mma let you finish the goddam book.

Re: JustDee
« Reply #62 on: April 13, 2022, 07:44:20 AM »
You're both brain damaged simpletons. Now that the dog is here, I'm going to go whole hog — *{CHUCKLE: discreet, polite, respectful at least if only by intent}* and baby-proof the house. It's already bomb-proof, and now that I have rock-solid ironclad reasons/alibis to have artisan-crafted leather leashes kept around the house, and I have established domin — *click*


I'mma let you finish the goddam book.

HARD PASS.

Re: JustDee
« Reply #63 on: April 13, 2022, 07:44:46 AM »
Hey, Jack. I'd like your opinion on something. Did I broadcast a racially charged soliloquy on Dari's stream, as Master Trollda said I did, or is that retard hearing what he wants to hear?

I'm going to need to see some ID.

Re: JustDee
« Reply #64 on: April 13, 2022, 07:45:12 AM »

Re: JustDee
« Reply #65 on: April 13, 2022, 07:47:51 AM »
I just think it’s beneath you and that you’re better than that.

You're like his goddam fairy godparent. totesdorbs. We can adopt.

Re: JustDee
« Reply #66 on: April 13, 2022, 07:50:03 AM »
I bet you can't even read.

Can two! :P

Re: JustDee
« Reply #67 on: April 13, 2022, 07:51:17 AM »
You're like his goddam fairy godparent. totesdorbs. We can adopt.

Now it sticks its head in the toilet. Now it flushes the toilet.

Re: JustDee
« Reply #68 on: April 13, 2022, 08:23:46 AM »
Now it sticks its head in the toilet. Now it flushes the toilet.

I would prefer the “lotion in the basket” option, if it's all the same to you.

Re: JustDee
« Reply #69 on: April 13, 2022, 08:28:21 AM »
Can two! :P

A joke actually funny, then you had to go on and ruin it with one of your little soulless, insipid emoji-kuns. It's a mindvirus, is what it is.

Did you see Pontypool?

Re: JustDee
« Reply #70 on: April 13, 2022, 08:39:09 AM »
head in the toilet

Oh yeah, that reminds me: I want to have a bidet installed. In the garage.

Still firm on the lotion option. My body is ready. Sieg Heil.

Re: JustDee
« Reply #71 on: April 13, 2022, 10:23:13 AM »
I know but a lot of shit has been foisted on all of us. Back in the day I was all for the anti-apartheid movement but now I’m not so sure; not because I’m racist and think blacks unequal to whites but because of the actual results of that where now there are, apparently, roaming gangs of black marxist willing to kill white farmers to reclaim their land.

Oh, they have no idea who Marx was. Believe me. And, you mean to tell me you wouldn't want to come back and slit the throats of the people who for years abused you physically and verbally, called you a kaffir, and treated you as if you were subhuman? Paid you peanuts, worked you day and night like slaves, and sat around on their asses in their fancy houses drinking tea? I in no way condone murder. But I think you fail to realise the desperation, starvation and homelessness these farm workers shoulder day in and day out.

I can also say the same for giving women the right vote; not because I’m sexist and think them unequal to men (in many ways, at least) but because they tend to vote with their ovaries and elect pretty boy fascist authoritarians like Justin Trudeau.

And you mean to tell me you didn't vote for Trump with your ovaries?

Re: JustDee
« Reply #72 on: April 13, 2022, 10:39:01 AM »
A joke actually funny, then you had to go on and ruin it with one of your little soulless, insipid emoji-kuns. It's a mindvirus, is what it is.

Did you see Pontypool?

I did that just for you. ;)

It’s all for you, Jackstar.


Re: JustDee
« Reply #73 on: April 13, 2022, 10:44:45 AM »
Oh yeah, that reminds me: I want to have a bidet installed. In the garage.

Still firm on the lotion option. My body is ready. Sieg Heil.

Just put your fucking head in the toilet!


Re: JustDee
« Reply #74 on: April 13, 2022, 10:46:41 AM »
Oh, they have no idea who Marx was. Believe me. And, you mean to tell me you wouldn't want to come back and slit the throats of the people who for years abused you physically and verbally, called you a kaffir, and treated you as if you were subhuman? Paid you peanuts, worked you day and night like slaves, and sat around on their asses in their fancy houses drinking tea? I in no way condone murder. But I think you fail to realise the desperation, starvation and homelessness these farm workers shoulder day in and day out.

And you mean to tell me you didn't vote for Trump with your ovaries?

I think an eye for an eye just leaves everyone blind. Where does revenge end? Wouldn’t it just be better to join the human race and become civilized?

I don’t have ovaries. I did try to vote with someone else’s ovaries in 2016. The Dems were willing to accept that but Republicans objected.