A surreal day. First of all, I am stunned — STUNNED — that not a single one of my friends has asked me about a certain subject. I'll get to that later. (Obvious Crux Event close at hand & getting closer by the moment is obvious.) So, there's that.
Look, I know that this is vague, but you love that. You're alll vaguely Bellgab here. Deal with it — and, as we know, you will always have Grab Balls & Coast... At least in Spirit.
Whatever. Let us pray. *snap* okay, I'm done. Moving on. Now, I'm listening to Azz & Dee do each other, and now we're back to the surreal quality the interwoven tapestry of all our communal lives live together presents.
(PROT) doxxed (PROT), huh? Absolutely fascinating. You Punylings don't even know. I've got deep intel on this very issue.
O, drama, where hath been thy sting? I have so often wondered. And now, here I am listening to it! This is fucking epic. Wonder of wonders! This is a fucking legitimate Christmas miracle in April. This just so happens to be the most exquisitely perfect time for me to learn this information, as a matter of fact. Whatta coincidence. Thank God I deliberately lost my phone last night so that I wouldn't be available to participate in the stream today, because, otherwise, this might have happened some other way.
Some way.. less totesorganic. What do we think of the boldface here? Is that better than the italics? It's hard for me to tell while I'm doing (Blank) work, which — once again — sounds pretty vague but fuck you, you love that.
Or at least you do now, or at least you better. Something like that. I'm trying to be persuasive but it's not coming out well because I'm actually listening to my friends talk about me and their chitter–chatter is messing with my voice recognizer. Damn them. I think I'll just have them shot.
Are lipstick lesbians turned on by guns? Okay, well, this one better be. I'm not sure what other ‘A’–game I got left to try, you want me to tell you the truth.
She looks smart, and she must be or else I wouldn't still like her, so she's probably reading every word of this right now. You know how I am. Welcome to the party, Pal.
Rigged for red.
