THE #OFFICIAL THREAD OF THE ART BELL GOOD OL' BOY CLUB NETWORK (MEMBERS ONLY)

[Worthauger]

Morbidly obese?

Whosoever amongst us is in that state now, my heart goes out to them. It's too bad no one ever read them the instructions.

[MR. DRDR]

Azzy my baby..

The jig is up

Yep.

That old chestnut? YAWN!

Pick on someone your own size.

Gay...but expected from a poser like you.

Anyway, what’s it like to suck as much establishment chode as you do? The sheer volume is baffling to think about. 🤔

This fucking douchebag is just trying to make the forum unreadable. You win, Rubini. It’s all yours. It’ll be dead in a month because of you.

#KarmaAIN'TITABITCH!

[Worthauger]

#KarmaAIN'TITABITCH!

Lighten up, Francis.

[Master Trollda]

I think I finally cracked the code. This is what impotent men do for kicks on the internet. They make vain, empty threats to strangers they’ll never meet IRL. 🤔

[Worthauger]

I think I finally cracked the code.

Marry me, Pennyfeather.

[Worthauger]

They make vain, empty threats to strangers they’ll never meet IRL. 🤔

It's looking like most of these c**** are going to end up meeting me. ALPHABETICALLY. I'm young, I've got the discipline, I've got the talent, and last but not least: I've got the (blanks).

They're all pretty pissed, you know. I do so wish I could tell you why.


Flex.

[Master Trollda]

It's looking like most of these c**** are going to end up meeting me. ALPHABETICALLY. I'm young, I've got the discipline, I've got the talent, and last but not least: I've got the (blanks).

They're all pretty pissed, you know. I do so wish I could tell you why.


Flex.

Huh?! Oh yeah...that’s nice.

[MR. DRDR]

ADIOS FELLAS  AMIGOS IN TRAINING:
MY WORK HERE IS DONE.

For now . . .

AKA Matthew 7:6

FREE ADVICE: HONOR THE GOLDEN RULE


#INCUMBENT
#LEGENDARY
#RubiniMAGIC!
#LEGACY
#OFFICIAL
#*CLICK*CUCKCOURTKILTKLANCUNTCULTQUACKCLUCKKANLY

[Worthauger]

hxxps://youtu.be/Kaufman

You're all dead to me; and if that isn't murder, I don't care what is.

[Worthauger]

Huh?! Oh yeah...that’s nice. ::)

"De-Brief LV: This Time It's Actually Complicated. It Actually Is, So Just Shut Up, White Boy, And Let Me Beat You With This Metal Stick" is gonna stand out on a poster. I'm just sayin'. Asses in seats. That's what it's all about now.

[Worthauger]

#*CLICK*CUCKCOURTKILTKLANCUNTCULTQUACKCLUCKKANLY

I gotta break this down. Holy WTAF, Batman.

CUCK

no u

COURT

J.A.G. humbly says I'm good. u? where's that paper, you whiney douchebag lich-blipped skink-skank?

KILT

Superior access to reserve weaponry isn't just an affectation -- it's a lifestyle choice. Why don't you wear one? I bet you'd look cool.

KLAN

not me -- I like me some good barbeque tho, I'm not gonna lie, I don't care if I just wrecked my diet

CUNT

I am what I eat. Hold the sauce, that shit is nasty.

CULT

Hard pass.

QUACK

I'm not that kind of Doctor, Officer.

CLUCK

"I have to talk to (PROT)! I have to to talk to (PROT) right now!!!" Imagine a human face telling you to go fuck yourself forever--TO YOUR FACE, not on the phone, shitbag of deutschmarks

KANLY

As I have stated on many occasions: it is a very narrow niche, very great Field of Divine Law, that involves blood feuds. You Punylings, you're all so fuckin' basic. You think killing is the end of it all. Well, not by a long chalk, Allhose.


Fuck your mother, by the way.

"De-Brief LV: This Time It's Complicated"

Look, we don't have to get weird about this, but: job opening. Get with the program, Meth-Mouth.

[Worthauger]

I like me some good barbeque tho, I'm not gonna lie, I don't care if I just wrecked my diet

[Worthauger]

P.S. I’ve never had a cat

So, you're like a real loser?

[Master Trollda]

So, you're like a real loser?

Cat people are the losers. Don’t get me wrong though. Cats love me and I’m kind to them when I encounter them...but real men have dogs.

[Worthauger]

but real men have dogs.

I gave J*** to a 15yo girl. I'll be back when she's eighteen.



Is it bad that I don't even know if I am kidding? Whoopsy.