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Help! Benjamin is totes #TotallyTRIGGERED
« on: April 18, 2022, 08:36:34 AM »
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The hyacinths are

blooming they're lovely

Sun, 10:22

i have ratted you out to
every single goddam
Authority possible,
and I will fucking rape
your mother, fuck your
bitch, strangle your dog,
and end your entire
goddam existence as
soon as, AND WHEN I
GET THE AUTHORITY,
MOTHERFUCKER.
*click*

don't look over your
shoulder
it will not fucking help,
Butler

Allison my baby!

#OFFICIAL

Re: Help! Benjamin is totes #TotallyTRIGGERED
« Reply #1 on: April 18, 2022, 08:41:57 AM »
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The hyacinths are

Dude, literally f*** off. Even if there were wolves coming, I'm pretty sure that I’d be happy to f****** see you into the goddamn phoneb
;


Face it, David you always be the f****** ignorant n***** b**** who f****** didn't c** as a room f****** took money for surf and turf and then got goddamn pork chops, larger ass off and was a little f****** crying little whiny b**** all your goddamn way to the f****** booze cow



And, by the way, f*** you you don't deserve proofreading

Re: Help! Benjamin is totes #TotallyTRIGGERED
« Reply #2 on: April 18, 2022, 08:47:49 AM »
Dude, literally f*** off. Even if there were wolves coming, I'm pretty sure that I’d be happy to f****** see you into the goddamn phoneb

FUCK YOU FATHER Chef  🍒🌸🌼🍒
We got ya 👧 dot hare here bitchboy!
going harder 💪

Uh, ✋STOP calling 📞 me...
STOP ✋TEXTING "Daddy! HELP ME!"
I do not love you Ben. Ask Coop 4 help...

GO AWAY

Sincerely,
Mike #2

#homo



Face it, David you always be the f****** ignorant n***** b**** who f****** didn't c** as a room f****** took money for surf and turf and then got goddamn pork chops, larger ass off and was a little f****** crying little whiny b**** all your goddamn way to the f****** booze cow



And, by the way, f*** you you don't deserve proofreading
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Re: Help! Benjamin is totes #TotallyTRIGGERED
« Reply #3 on: April 18, 2022, 08:48:46 AM »
And, by the way, f*** you you don't deserve proofreading

I unironically never fell/felt for her totesbullshit totestruestory and I literally can't believe that you ever did, so f*** off, Commander, go eat mad dick on the boardwalk somewhere else, eat s*** and die in a goddamn culvert you piece of snore

Re: Help! Benjamin is totes #TotallyTRIGGERED
« Reply #4 on: April 18, 2022, 08:53:32 AM »
I unironically never fell/felt for her totesbullshit totestruestory and I literally can't believe that you ever did, so f*** off, Commander, go eat mad dick on the boardwalk somewhere else, eat s*** and die in a goddamn culvert you piece of snore

Oh BenBottoms!
Stop ✋



Or


Do another rambling 5 hour 🤔 #Fealty podcast telling the world you literally worship and adore me.

#cutey
Rubinigab.com
#PROUDLY INFLICTING PAIN TO CUCKzi circa2020

Re: Help! Benjamin is totes #TotallyTRIGGERED
« Reply #5 on: April 18, 2022, 08:54:21 AM »
FUCK YOU FATHER Chef

Hey, you bitch–lipped cunt, I'm out of the Abilify, so–bring me over an ounce (OZ ) and your second-oldest daughter. (THE OLDER ONE IS A STUPID W****, THANKS ANYWDY, LEAVE HER AT HOME CLICK)

Thanks in advance, you stupid shithead little c*** licking b****. Say hi to your mom for me

Re: Help! Benjamin is totes #TotallyTRIGGERED
« Reply #6 on: April 18, 2022, 08:54:47 AM »

#PROUDLY INFLICTING PAIN TO CUCKzi circa2020

I'm fine. Thanks for asking.

Re: Help! Benjamin is totes #TotallyTRIGGERED
« Reply #7 on: April 18, 2022, 08:58:26 AM »
Oh BenBottoms!

Woodchipper.

Like I give a single, solitary shit? Holy fuckin’ shit, not by a long chalk. Can I can I get out and push? f*** that punk little b****, f*** him forever

Re: Help! Benjamin is totes #TotallyTRIGGERED
« Reply #8 on: April 18, 2022, 09:04:54 AM »
https://youtu.be/PX6T7Psweg0

1.Put the pipe 🤪in your fatazzz😤
2. Drink your azzcum scumvag

You literally have no clue about how much time you've accumulated.


#1stCuckziRodeo
#ThanksDude4BuyingMyFakeNetworkfromAFakeMark
#ShouldaBoughtAlliAHouseNboat
#nowHerandIarefuckinginLove
#sads4jooEastBlockheadz
#WePlayedyaLikeAfiddleUgayDiddleR-K
#GETlostAgain

GO AWAY

Re: Help! Benjamin is totes #TotallyTRIGGERED
« Reply #9 on: April 18, 2022, 09:07:48 AM »
https://youtu.be/PX6T7Psweg0

1.Put the pipe 🤪in your fatazzz😤
2. Drink your azzcum scumvag

You literally have no clue about how much time you've accumulated.


#1stCuckziRodeo
#ThanksDude4BuyingMyFakeNetworkfromAFakeMark
#ShouldaBoughtAlliAHouseNboat
#nowHerandIarefuckinginLove
#sads4jooEastBlockheadz
#WePlayedyaLikeAfiddleUgayDiddleR-K
#GETlostAgain

GO AWAY

Do you even lift, Bro?

Re: Help! Benjamin is totes #TotallyTRIGGERED
« Reply #10 on: April 18, 2022, 09:10:42 AM »
Do you even lift, Bro?

Do you ever not have cock breath?

I ❤ you son. Go back to bed, boy.

Re: Help! Benjamin is totes #TotallyTRIGGERED
« Reply #11 on: April 18, 2022, 09:13:57 AM »
#ShouldaBoughtAlliAHouseNboat

FEATHERWIGGER, I ACTUALLY DID THIS


#nowHerandIarefuckinginLove\


#"Dipshit_Dopeslut,"_GOD_I_FUCKING_HOPE_SO
#FINGERS_FUCKIN'_CROSSED
#BELIEVE_IT


stop_pretending_you're_not_having_fun,_Junky
#BM,IDNGASSS,YSFC

Re: Help! Benjamin is totes #TotallyTRIGGERED
« Reply #12 on: April 18, 2022, 09:16:13 AM »
YSFC"

Don't ask. It's impolite. Believe Me.

Re: Help! Benjamin is totes #TotallyTRIGGERED
« Reply #13 on: April 18, 2022, 09:17:33 AM »
Do you ever not have cock breath?

I will let you know.

Re: Help! Benjamin is totes #TotallyTRIGGERED
« Reply #14 on: April 18, 2022, 09:18:45 AM »
Go back to bed, boy.

I basically haven't been there for 18 months. Fuck off, Cheerleader.