He mocked me when I admitted to using Cheez Whiz (which is basically Velveeta in a jar) on my nachos. 
That is because you are a cheap-ass low class bastard, you won’t even spring for the spray can.
I find the spray can makes excellent mouth nachos, just shovel in a fistful of Fritos, give them a few chews to get the crunch out, open up and squirt as much golden goodness as you can fit, mmmm!