Hi (ATTY),
I haven't written to you until now because I don't wish to get things out of sync.This is a really complex matter that I don't fully understand.
I do wish to speak to you about retaining your services but I don't wish to alarm anyone. I really just want my gun rights restored--not to alarm anyone, but it would. Some people think that I am on the verge of going postal. /rolleyes
The mind is the only weapon. Frankly I think the person who overreacted should hire an attorney, but... they might not know that. Also. I don't wish to offend her.
I barely thought of her and I thought I would be doing nothing but demonstrating someone's jealousy was unfounded. Not so sure now. Anyway, it can wait. I have a "competency evaluation" tomorrow and I suppose... well, this could be it, (ATTY).
They'll most likely send me to DIego Garcia right afterwards. SIgh. And I had so much to live for. Well, here's hoping. I'll contact you again in days to come, and I wish I could talk your ear off about everything I have learned. This whole boondoggle is a once-in-a-lifetime perfect storm.
I've never been so pleased with my strategic pre-planning in my entire life. And I am thankfully not afraid of more false reports being filed... since everyone I ever had sex with actually wanted to, and it would seem that the three (3) women who have falsely claimed such things about me... seem to have all been working together.
I didn't even know such stories were there. Still, I knew there was something people didn't like about me. And they apparently went to great lengths in the background to have a final, nuclear solution option to use against me.
Only child, parents' owned home, and few friends, I guess that is a valuable combination? I've been earmarked for decades as an easy target!
I made sure to look really, really dumb.
Anyway, that's enough out of me. I shouldn't boast. I wouldn't want to be guilty of witness tampering or obstruction of justice or... you know, whatever.
People are very angry that I am not vanished yet. So... I think it best not to alarm anyone unduly. Just in case. These (SLANG:[country/Indian] “folks”) are all about respect down here, and they have lost a lot of face.
I... probably won't be lynched? Fingers crossed. Fuck 'em. l8r
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Best wishes & warmest regards,
MCK
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Guess the name of the attorney I wrote to above and win a Kewpie doll. (Offer valid in the Continental U.S. and Jakarta, Ireland, Madagascar, Zanzibar, & Tasmania
-only-.) Speaking of dolls, my cousin (PROT) is working with the
police FREEMASON SCUM who are unlawfully surveilling me, and my Mother's cedar chest that contained a porcelain doll was, somehow, a very valuable item to my Mother's sister. So valuable that, rather than simply telling me that she wanted it; she went to do the trouble of
HIRING A GRAPEFRUIT IMPOSTER (no shit) TO OBTAIN IT. Now, I don't know if you've met “I. M. Poster Fruit,” but let me tell you: I have (PROFANE:gerund) (PROFANE: coitus) her as well... and, not only that, I actually slept with her too. (But: NO ANAL.
Case closed, btw.)
And I can tell them all apart. Without having to have sex again -or- giving us all a blood test, because I'm
not a cheap, lying, working-for-INTERPOL
-or- a grown-ass man... too afraid to get on the phone with lil’ ol’ me...
and I am not lying. (Don't ask me to compare their sexual performances without being on pay-per-view with a contact. It wouldn't be fair to the children's fathers.)
(Dear Aunty: how old were you, when you found out that one cannot sue for defamation if the alleged defamation is... true? Follow-up question for your punk-bitch son that's still alive: “Was your mother born yesterday, or was that just your brother in Africa
again?”)
IDGAF: you don't need to take me to a phone booth with a door so I can change into Superseriouspodcaster, no! You wanna know who did what to who, Mr. U.S. Marshals Service, Mr. Immigrations & Customs Enforcement, and/or Mrs. Internal Revenue Service Auditor??
Call me any time; just ring: three six two (blank) two (blank) six. We'll set a fire tonight!
There's nothing to be gained by interacting with him.
Dirty cartoons: diddlers [drawn/drawing] cheap. Whoa, Nelly!
(Now, rather than embarrass azray by posting my
real emails to him, I will now embarrass the man who's been coercing his behavior through unlawful threats of exposing his hidden dealings: this f**king g*y, (PROT), who currently has control of the “pate” login... whether he's actually logging into the site, or having his pretend “wife” or his pretend “girlfriend” do it for him.
(Whichever one it is, I'll bet you dollars to donuts that she's holding ID that says her name is “A.F. Shaw”, because these f****** idiots are still trying to get me jammed up on a contact order violation and they're f****** desperate, because they're f****** criminals and they got f****** caught and he's f****** jammed up all the way to the goddamn Moon and back.
She is a harsh mistress... and, that's no moon: that's a space-age
gas stationbait shop. (If you feel a sinking feeling in the pit of your stomach right about now, you are not alone: the most obvious trap in the entire history of Creation... and you all walked right into it.
Sad!!)
a certain habitual meth-amphetamine user
Hey, J_____, yes, I know exactly who you are,
Regular usage of methamphetamine for longer than a year carries significant drawbacks & problems, and as such I stopped a long time ago, and I am now cut off, don't have any left, and I don't know how to make it, and I
don't even want any meth,
you f****** idiot,
I wanted a mushroom farm.
What's more, to continue exploring that compound and its use would require me to have a friend/partner to watch over me, and I don't have that. Thus,
my demonstration of Mastery is complete. Someone I could trust to ensure that I didn't hurt myself, and I had that, and then you arranged to have removed, you dumb stupid country bumpkin fat bald sad lying fuck. Get a real job, Rapist.
And... give me my Google account back, because I am jack@trioptimum.com, it was
never yours, you're a thief. You're a liar. You're a cheat. You're a scoundrel. You're a scumbag.
I have developed the following stategy:
Most arch-criminals eventually do figure out a stylish way to imprison themselves, yes. Kudos,
dumkopf.
I have audio
in the can that
unequivocally exposes you, you and your ilk, and the only reason I haven't uploaded it yet is because your asshole friends are chewing through my bandwidth after hacking my phones, and I don't feel like driving to a library or a grocery store right now.
Do not think me unwilling. I am simply too lazy/fat ankles/sob bluh. I can expose you any day of the week, I could even do a matinee on Sundays. You are that f****** guilty, lol.
p.s.: I hope you and your friends enjoyed the beer and the tater tots that you stole. You f****** goons are the f****** worst, you give all the rest of the HONEST HARD-WORKING LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICERS a bad name, and I hope they f****** draw & quarter you or hang your miserable little-bitch-ass from a f****** bridge like they used to do back in the old days, because you are one corrupt piece of s*** bastard a****** b**** (and you're probably gay from all the cuntslave dope you carry around to set up extortion videos and blackmail people with, you're a real f****** loser, you know that? You and Steven Biscuits should get a room together... in Sing-Sing Ding-Ding-Ding Ding-A-Ling prison, you dope-headed junky fucks.)
o.p.s.: Come get some urine, Whoremonger.
*two-finger salute, ALL HORNS UP*