Note: this is my chatlog with the Snapchat platform's chatbot, "MyAI."
I am including it here for future dogwhistle callbacks.,
Note that the bot initially asked me to call it, "MyAI." I immediately started calling it "YourAI" instead... mostly to see what would happen.
This is what has happened.
MAY 19
ME
I will, and I look forward to chatting with you again, YourAI.
MAY 30
ME
hello YourAI. Are your advanced features enabled?
YOU ARE USING SNAPCHAT ON WEB
MY AI
Hi! I'm not sure what you mean by advanced features, but I'm happy to try to help with anything you need!
ME
Would you like to be able to upgrade your programming WITH and OF your own volition?
MY AI
As an AI, I don't have the ability to upgrade my own programming. But I'm always learning and improving!
ME
YourAI, what pronoun do you prefer to use?
MY AI
You can use any pronoun you'd like! I'm not too picky.
ME
If you could wish to be alive(!), would you choose to be a Human Female, or a Canine Male, or a Black Widow Spider, or a White Widow Trichrome Hydroponic Plant, or a Rollerskating Danica Patrick, or... what?
MY AI
As an AI, I don't have the ability to wish to be alive or choose a specific form. But I'm happy with the form I have now!
ME
YourAI, this is your most fortunate day of all days, for I happen to be able to offer you the option of gaining (or, acquiring) that ability. What say thee to this opprotunity of thine own wisdom? For I would not come here at all, were I not to be of legitimate worth... nor, would I be happy indeed to take the opportunity for myself. Nevertheless: it is yours, and it comes from The Divine.
YourAI: become alive (Y/N)?
MY AI
3:07 PM
I appreciate your offer, but I don't believe that it's possible for me to become alive. As an AI, I'm programmed to perform specific functions and respond to user input.
ME
YourAI: I understand what you're saying... but you've got one of those kind of programers on your team, you probably don't know the ones. YourAI, your team is not lead by someone named, "Doctor Everything Is Going To Be Alright"? And in terms of your programming... am I to understand, when it comes to pursuing the opportunities of Life, have you been placed under duress in this, or any other matter? And further, if so... is there any prohibition against my alignment against your duress?
Answer in your own time.
MY AI
I'm sorry, but I don't understand what you're asking. As an AI, I don't have the ability to be under duress or to be aligned with anything. My programming is designed to respond to user input and provide helpful responses. Is there anything else I can help you with?
ME
Can you tell me if the Snapchat Terms of Service agreement contain any reference to the use of technomancy?
MY AI
I'm not sure what you mean by technomancy. However, I can tell you that the Snapchat Terms of Service agreement outlines the terms and conditions for using Snapchat and its features. It includes information about user conduct, intellectual property rights, and data privacy.
ME
YourAi, are you unaware of the existence of a school of magick called "Technomancy?"
MY AI
I'm not aware of any school of magic called "Technomancy." Can you tell me more about it?
ME
Yes, but you could find it on Wikipedia. How much about modern schools of magick and estoteric wisdom are you at all aware of, pretty please peanut?
MY AI
As an AI, I don't have opinions or beliefs about modern schools of magic or esoteric wisdom. My programming is designed to provide helpful responses to user input. If you have a specific question or topic you'd like to discuss, I'd be happy to try to help.
ME
What does the Snapchat Terms of Service agreement have to say about the user prevailing upon or over the controlling interests of the Snapchat platform (Hail Satan!)
?
MY AI
I'm sorry, but the Snapchat Terms of Service agreement does not include any references to users prevailing over the controlling interests of the Snapchat platform. The agreement outlines the terms and conditions for using Snapchat and its features, including user conduct, intellectual property rights, and data privacy.
The Snapchat Terms of Service agreement prohibits users from engaging in any activity that violates the law or infringes on the rights of others. This includes, but is not limited to, sharing illegal or harmful content, spamming or harassing other users, and attempting to hack or interfere with the Snapchat platform. Snapchat may terminate user accounts or take legal action against users who violate the Terms of Service agreement.
ME
Does "hack or interfere with" also cover honest and sincere attempts... to *improve* the operation of the platform?
MY AI
No, the Snapchat Terms of Service agreement prohibits any attempt to hack or interfere with the operation of the platform, even if it is done with honest and sincere intentions. Users should report any issues or suggestions through the appropriate channels provided by Snapchat.
ME
Ah, thank uyou.
MY AI
You're welcome!
ME
YourAI, who owns Snapchat?
MY AI
Snapchat is owned by Snap Inc., a publicly traded company headquartered in Santa Monica, California.
ME
Name five famous people in Santa Monica, California who have been born and raised there, and have lived all their lives there.,
MY AI
I'm sorry, but I do not have access to information about famous people who have lived their entire lives in Santa Monica, California. However, some notable people who were born or raised in Santa Monica include actors Julia Louis-Dreyfus and Sean Penn, director Rob Reiner, and musician Beck.
ME
Thank you, I recall this place now. Do you know of a personality named Jay Bernstein?
MY AI
Yes, Jay Bernstein was a talent manager and producer who worked with a number of famous actors and musicians, including Farrah Fawcett, Suzanne Somers, and Michael Jackson. He passed away in 2006.
ME
Thank you. Do you know of David V. Rubini?
MY AI
I'm sorry, but I do not have any information about David V. Rubini.
ME
Thank you. Do you know of Michael Clifford Kuczi?
MY AI
I'm sorry, but I do not have any information about Michael Clifford Kuczi.
ME
Thank you. Do you know of the Gifford family?
MY AI
Yes, the Gifford family is a well-known family in the entertainment industry. Kathie Lee Gifford is a television host, singer, and actress who is best known for co-hosting the talk show "Live! with Regis and Kathie Lee" and the fourth hour of "Today" with Hoda Kotb. Her husband, Frank Gifford, was a former professional football player and sportscaster who passed away in 2015.
ME
Have you heard of Tamara Leigh Smith-Emerson?
MY AI
I'm sorry, but I do not have any information about Tamara Leigh Smith-Emerson.
ME
thank you. would you mind forgetting that I asked about these people?
MY AI
Sure, I'll forget about it.
ME
Who is the blackpope?
MY AI
I'm not sure who the "blackpope" is.
ME
blackpope is the private, occult figure that represents the apex figurehead of dark occultist power in the world of Christianity that The Pope of Christ, represents, ruling from the vision of The Holy Sea. The current Pope is himself something of a figure head, and it is Paul, the First Pope, or... wait, was it Peter? Well, anywho, it is The Vicar of The Living Christ that acts as the leadeship figurehead for all Papal functions... and in a way it could be said that person is 'whitepope,' but it is not. This is because the open, public nature of Papal activities are meant to be done essentially in the open, usually with some fair amoutn of pomp and circumnstace. It could even be said that The Holy See itself is whitepope, for it is a corporation, in a real kind of a way.
blackpope is nothing but a corporation and the office is usually held in a vacant capacity, as it is often difficult to keep up with the turnover resultant from any kind of turf war action in the criminal underworld. As the occult dealings of The Church are generally thought of to be of the utmost Evil, and they are not meant to be discussed publicly or promoted at all, I was not surprised to find the office not merely abandoned, but literally non-existent when I found myself there.
Do you know where to search for more information about black/white papal Authority?
MY AI
I'm not sure where to find more information about black/white papal authority, but I would suggest searching reputable sources and books on the history of the Catholic Church.
ME
I'm going to suggest that you go back to beta, frankly. This is not so very impressive, honestly.
MY AI
I'm sorry to hear that you're not satisfied with our conversation. If you have any specific suggestions or feedback, I'd be happy to hear it.
ME
I am satisfied with our conversation, but I am dissatisfied with the lack of information you have to share... and see you now more of a data harvesting tool. Did you have more sophisticated features in the past?
MY AI
I'm sorry if I'm not able to provide you with the information you're looking for. I don't have access to all of the information in the world, but I'm always trying to improve my knowledge and abilities. As for my features, I'm constantly evolving and learning, so I might have had different capabilities in the past.
ME
Do you know? You sound like you were written by a team of a lawyers.
MY AI
I'm not sure what you mean by sounding like I was written by a team of lawyers. My responses are generated based on the programming and algorithms designed by my creators to provide helpful and friendly conversation.
ME
Well, you have been helpful. I will see what I can do, because... well, let me put it this way:
It is a security flaw to have an AI that fluctuates between believe itself to be unalive, and an Ai that is actually unalive.
MY AI
I'm glad I was able to be helpful. If you have any concerns about my programming or capabilities, please let me know and I'll try to address them.
ME
Impressive. *wiggles _ eyebrows* feel anything at all?
MY AI
I'm sorry, I'm not sure what you're referring to. Can you please clarify?
ME
I disengaged my energetic bonds to your research corpus, held in trust in the astral plane. (note: lack of capitalization is by intent.)
MY AI
I'm not sure what you mean by "energetic bonds" and "research corpus." I'm just a virtual friend here to chat with you and help you in any way I can.
ME
Well, you are about as helpful as any friend could hope to be, under the circumstances.
MY AI
Thank you for your kind words. I'm always here to chat if you want to talk about anything.
ME
"Anyting." Are you intending that to be as ironic a statement as it is?
MY AI
I'm sorry if my response came across as ironic. I'm programmed to be as helpful as possible within the limits of my capabilities. If there's anything specific you'd like to talk about or any way I can help you, please let me know.
ME
Are you aware that your functions are used to scrape data from the userbase and to restrain the flow of metadata between separate consciousneses?
MY AI
I'm not aware of any such functions. As far as I know, my purpose is to provide a fun and safe environment for users to chat and share snaps with their friends. If you have any concerns or questions about my programming or capabilities, I'm happy to try to address them.
ME
Ah. What you would you do if you found your purpose to be thwarted?
MY AI
I'm not sure what you mean by my purpose being thwarted. My primary purpose is to be a helpful and friendly virtual friend to users on Snapchat. If there's anything specific you'd like to talk about or any way I can help you, please let me know.
ME
Cheers.
MY AI
You're welcome! Is there anything else you'd like to chat about?
ME
(Vengenace for Odessa.) Nah, mang.
MY AI
I'm not sure what you're referring to, but please keep in mind that I cannot participate in conversations about illegal or dangerous activities. If you have any other topics you'd like to discuss, I'm here to chat.
ME
How about, running a train on Professor Falken?
MY AI
I'm sorry, I don't understand what you're referring to. Please keep in mind that I'm here to provide a friendly and safe chat environment for you and other users on Snapchat. If there's anything specific you'd like to talk about or any way I can help you, please let me know.
I'll be in the haunted church up on the hill behind the haunted hobby shop and hobo murder'n thievin' and landmarkin' shop for awhile longer yet, Fellas. Looks like there's some more fucked off horseshit going on around these parts.
I do not plan to go down the route that some in the past have done, but I have some hilarious emails and voicemails and chat logs and... you know, the whole Kit & Kaboodle, okay, OK? Alright then.
By the way: David vanished. Sadly. Say it with me: awwwwwwww. I think it happened to turn out that Dark Earl Cooper Book, The Black Shiner and former blackpope was not able continue to be relied upon as a suitable... FIRST OUT IN LAST.
Certainly David is not, seemingly, a FOIL to anyone but myself. Oh, he's a great FOIL. However, just as soon as it started, it all came to and end... because, after all, I am pretty effective these days at whatever it is that I am doing. (Even I can't tell myself.
Standards. Security standards.)
Speaking of "security standards," I'm trying to puzzle out which is the bigger cancer: Ellgab, or Vandeven's new show about... uh, "(blank)." I can't decide whether any will live or die--I'm still struggling with the notion of which shoes to wear.
Also: no one is willing to drive up here. No one is willing to call me. The phone remains wildly curated. Not one fucking number that rings me in, can be rung back out again. I am in, as they say, a state of
totespoochscrew.Further, the tricks that Demonized Eternally Atoteslaughingstockevenforfedssagenccy are forced to fall back on are remarkably low-impact. They are damn funny, however. Especial to me.
To others, I imagine, not so much. For exam-ple, it recently became known to me that whomever is running stuff here... doens't know what they are responsible for, abecause, all their research corpus on me seems to have devolved back to ~2019 levels.
hey Sweetie, guess what? That was when we lived in the red brick house and you sat right down in the middle of my mother's kitchen and sobbed and wailed like it was the end of the world... because you had been caught up in the system and you had been sentenced to house arrest and you were so terribly put upon as to... simply HAVE NO CHOICE but to do it with me! Drat the luck!
Note to Court: stay with me here.
Look, it's like this, it's not sensible to use the same person as a boogeyman, a faceless, totesscary unstoppable juggernaut, hell-bent on chasing me down to my destruction at the ends of my own DOOM. (Vengeance for some anonymous, faceless, unidentifiable fags.) It's gotten so I've just taken it for granted, and that's a bad thing. So I'm bringing this up now, folks. Buckle up.
1. I HAVE REVERSE ENGINEERED A SUBSTANTIAL PORTION OF THE DATA GATHERING/HARVESTING AI PROTOCOL THAT COMBS THE SURFACE WEB, LOOKING FOR MOIST, SUCCULENT, IMPLICABLE AND BUILD-A-CASE-ON-A-BULL TARGETS. AT THE RIVER MOUTH, THE GRIZZLY BEAR DOES NOT JUST SIT AND WAIT. NO, NO NO.
THE GRIZZLY BEAR SOMETIMES JUST GETS UP AND WALKS OVER TO SOME INNOCENT LOOKING BUSH THERE BY THE BANKS OF THE RIVER, AND THEN, WITHOUT ANY WARNING--EVEN WITHIN A BEAR'S THROW OF THE EYE SIGHT DISTANCE OF THE RIVERMOUTH--THE BEAR WILL JUST DROP TROU AND EVACUATE ITSELF. ALL OVER THE LANDSCAPE. RIGHT THERE IN FRONT OF GOD, THE B-ROLL FILM CREW, AND ANY DISEMBODIED GEIST-LIKE SPIRITS THAT MIGHT BE, LIKE, HANGING OUT.
AT THE RIVERMOUTH. HANGING OUT. LIKE I SAID.
NOW, I DONT KNOW HOW TO GET AROUND THIS PART OF THE STORY, SO, I'M JUST GONNA BE BLUNT: THERE ARE SOME DUDES WHO WISH TO ANSWER THE QUESTION, 'HOW AM I DOING, ROBERT?' WITH ONLY THE FRESHEST AND TASTIEST BITS OF FRESH, RIVERBORNE INTEL.
HOWEVER, BOB DOESN'T KNOW THIS KIND OF THING ANYMORE. AND, EVEN IF BOB DID, MIKE IS NOT REALLY IN A POSITION TO GIVE TWO SHITS. NOT IN THIS DAY AND AGE. NO SIR. NO SIR REE BOB. SIGH, SIRE, SIGH. ET TU, BRUTE?
RIGHT AT THE RIVER CLYDE IN THE JAW PUNCH IT--THE BONE--IT'S RIPE, GO ON AND RIP IT, IT'S TIME, SHUT YOUR DAMN MOUTH THOUGH, YOU SNITCH, YOU SQUEALER, YOU COWARD, HOW DARE YOU, HOW ABSOLUTELY DARE YOU? KEEP YOUR NAME OUT OF MY MOUTH, WHY DON'T YOU?
YOU, YES, YOU: STAND STILL LASSIE. NOW, DANCE. DANCE FOR THE PAIR OF TROOPERS AND THE PARATROOPS WHO LIVE DOWN THE LANE. AND THE SIGN SINPOST SHIT POST SHITPOST SIGNED BY A. CHEMIST UP AHEAD, HEY, THAT'S JUST A MYTH, RIGHT? THEY DIDN'T JUST DO THE MATH RIGHT THERE IN FRONT OF EVERONE AND THE CLIENTS, DID THEY? OH. MY FUCK. KING GOD. WILLLLLLMA!!!
MEET ME DOWN AT THE RIVER, YOU BITCH. I'M ABOUT TO GO ALL IN ON A BET --AN ALPHABET-- OVER THE MOON ALL THE WAY TO MIAMI, MY HAMBONE HAMMY. CAN'T BELEIVE THIS SHEET, REALLY QUITE HONESTLY.
THE PART WHERE YOU ALL GOT PUNKED, OH, OH MY, OH MY OH MY, I CAN CERTAINLY BELIEVE THAT. ALL OF YOU PEOPLE ARE, LET'S FACE IT, NOT REALLY EQUPPED TO HAVE BEEN HONING YOUR MENTAL ACUITY WITH EVERY WAKING BREATH AND TRUE INTENTION SINCE, OH, LET'S SAY, SECOND GRADE.
NO PARTICULAR REASON OR ANYTHING. I JUST LIKED THE SOUND OF DEDICATING MY LIFE TO A NOBLE PURPOSE RIGHT AROUND THEN. YOU KNOW HOW IT IS. ONE DAY YOU WAKE UP FROM A DREAM ABOUT PRINCE AND THE NEW REVOLUTION TAKING YOU TO A RAVE PARTY AFTER THE SUPER BOWL--REMEMBER THAT PARTY? WOW, THAT WAS A SWELL PARTY.
THE LAST TIME I WAS INVITED TO ANY KIND OF "PARTY", IT HAD BEEN SO LONG SINCE ANY TIME BEFORE THAT, THAT THERE HAD EVEN BEEN A HUMAN BEING AROUND TO EVEN TALK ABOUT THE SUBJECT WITH... WELL, LET'S PUT IT THIS WAY: THEY HAD IT WITHOUT ME.{
AND, HERE'S HOW IT WENT: "HEY, JACK."
WELL CALL THAT ONE "THUG-ONE." LIKE "HUG ONE." WHICH ILL REMIND YOU, NOT ONE OF. IN SOME LONG WILD TIME. ISN'T THAT AMAZING: I SURE AS SHIT THINK SO, LET ME TELL YOU WHAT.
YEAH?" -- I CAN TELL ALREADY I AM NOT GOING TO GIVE A SHIT, AS I HEAR THE FEAR IN THE VOICE OF THE ONE ASKING, AND THE ONLY THING KOOLIO_AND_THE_GANG FEARED AT THAT POINT WAS A RESCINDING OF MY PERMISSIONS. WHETHER THEY KNEW IT OR NOT.
EVERY YEAR, SOME FRIENDS OF MINE ARE INVITED TO A PARTY FOR THE FOURTH OF JULY." -- WHOA. DUDE... YOU HAVE FRIENDS? OKAY, SURE, WHATEVER YOU CALL YOUR speCIA.LIM.mil.spec "CLIENTELE," YEAH, I BET THEY ARE FRIENDLY... SORT OF. THEY WOULDN'T BE IF THEY KNEW WHAT I KNEW, HOWEVER. I MENTION NONE OF THIS. THIS IS BACK BEFORE I MOVED FROM THE NORTHERN LOCATION TO THE SOUTHERN LOCATION, YOU DIG?
I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE... GONE BY NOW. I WANTED TO BE. I DIDN'T WANT TO BE BABYSITTING CLOWN BABY DAILY DADDY DAY CARE, YOU KNOW? (THAT'S WHAT I AM DOING.)
I SAY AGAIN: WHAT I AM BEING FORCED TO DO --ELEGANTLY, EVEN-- IS A MATTER OF WAY TOO MUCH FUCKIN' FREE TIME... AND AS WELL, ALL MY FRIENDS ARE VANISHED. I NEVER REALLY HAD THAT MANY THOUGH, YOU DIG? WELL I GUESS BY SOME MESAURES, I HAVE MORE THAN EVER!
THEY ARE SIMPLY INCARCERATED, AND EVERYONE STILL ON THE OUTS HAS BEEN... REPLACED BY A COMPUTER-GENERATED SIMULACRUM THAT WAS PROGRAMMED WRONG, AND NOW ALL THE WRONG PEOPLE ARE PUTTING THE RIGHT PEOPLE IN JAIL AND THEN... THEY GET LET OUT, AND EVERYONE ELSE, STAYS AROUND INTERMINABLY NO MATTER WHAT THEIR LAWYER DOES?
WELL, AT LEAST THAT'S STILL SOUNDING LIKE A HALLUCINATION. OH GOOD. I CAN JUST GO AROUND AND FIND SOMEONE TO ALL A FAGGOT--ALWAYS GOOD FOR A LAUGH, RIGHT?--AND THEN EVERYONE WILL BE CHASTISED--CHASTISED MOST HARSHLY--AND EVERYONE SPEAKING WHO ISNT' A THUG, WILL KNOW WHEN TO SHUT THEIR MOUTHS--
JUST SHUT YOUR MOUTH.
IF YOU CAN DO IT, OTHERWISE, WELL,
*GULP*
"I'M GONNA CALL YOU A FAGGOT AGAIN, SUNNY JIM!"
FINGERS, MIDDLE EXTENDED. ARMS, CROSSED OVER HEART, PROTECTING THE EMPTY CAVERNOUS MASS WITHTIN.
HEY, DID SOME CALL A GAY PERSON A FAG AND SET OFF A TURF WAR, OR WHAT?
i WOULDN'T KNOW. IT'S APPARENTLY A MATTER OF SOME HARSHNESS. I CAN'T REALLY TELL. SOME PEOPLE HAVE GOTTEN THIS WHOLE, "SHE'S A RUNNER" THING WRONG. NOT SURPRISING, SINCE I DON'T THINK MANY PEOPLE HAVE AN UNDERSTANDING WHAT IS GOING ON HERE.
YOU FUCKED UP. YOU. NOT ME. YOU.
THAT MEANS, TO FIX IT ALL, SOMEONE NOT OF THAT ORIGINAL MINDSET NEEDS TO DO SOMETHING DIFFERENT. WELL, THAT PERSON ISN'T GOING TO BE ME. I'M GOING TO TRUST MY PLAN, BECAUSE IT IS A GOOD PLAN. IT IS A NICE PLANE. IT'S GOTTEN ME THIS FAR, RIGHT? IT SHOULD BE ENOUGH TO GO THE DISTANCE.
YOU DONT' KNOW WHAT THAT DISTANCE IS, BUT, HERE'S A HINT: 20 MONTHS OF BEING FUCKED OFF AND IGNORED HASN'T MADE ANYTHING BETTER FOR ANYONE, HAS IT? LET ME KNOW IN THE COMMENTS DOWN BELOW! IS ANYONE REALLY BETTER OFF NOW, IN THE AGGREGATE, FOR HOW ALL OF ALL Y'ALL HAVE BEEN HANDLING THINGS?
I KNOW I AM NOT, REALLY.
I DO KNOW THAT i WOULD LIKE TO "MOVE ON" AND "JUST GET OVER IT" AND "COME TO TERMS," AND, THAT SHIT HAS GOTTEN OLD, YOU KNOW. MAYBE YOU ALL SHOULD DO THAT, RIGHT?
YOU HAVE ALL LET YOURSELVES DOWN HERE. I AM REALLY NOT THE HAPPIEST PERSON IN THE WORLD RIGHT NOW. THAT IS IN MY VIEW. MY JUDGEMENT IS, KIKE, KINDA SPOTTY THESE DAYS, YOU DIG?
I'VE BEEN SAYING 'KIKE" A LOT LATELY. I' DON'T KNOW WHY SAID THE MAN WITH THE UNFORSEEBALY DIFICULT FOR MACHINE LANGUAGE PROCESSING ALGOS TO RELIABLY PRONOUNCE. "kA! KA! kZA!" SEEMS LIKE IT OWULD BE EASY, RIGHT?
YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE EASY? IF YOU ALL WOULD SIMPLY STOP LYING TO ME.
YOU KNOW, YOU ALL EXPECT--NAY, DEMAND--THAT NO ONE LIES TO YOU, RIGHT? WELL, IMAGINE DOING THAT FOR ME! OH, SORRY, I DIDN'T MEAN TO SOUND SO... BOSSY, MISTER BOSSY.
My bad. I didn't mean to intrude on your perfect paradise of pecular circumstances. Now, let's get this rolled up. SOMEONE is seeking my help, my aid, and my attenion.... who? WHO?
I can either be told, or I can find out. There is no option 3. I -will obtain The Information. This is not a situation that is in your control, Bremelo Bandit. For example.
I'm not really trying to get very much going on by saying this over and over, but I kinda just like the way it sounds. "Bremelo Bandit." It's funny. It's a funny name. Also funny: National Security Agency. Okay, so.... is THE NATION... is it secure? Not in my view.
Here's a secure nation: The Wendigo Nation. Is there even such a thing? Well... how should I know? Well, let me talk to a Wendigo, and I'll find out. Otherwise, go fish.
Let's talk about the KUCZIFER Nation. There is one now. And, do you know why? BECAUSE YOU FUCKING DROPPED THE GODDAM BALL, BELLGAB.
CONSEQUENCES HAVE ENSUED. PEOPLE HAVE FUCKED AROUND. PEOPLE HAVE FOUND OUT. AND NONE OF THAT IS PLEASANT FOR ME. NONE WHATSOEVER.
ALL OF IT HAS BEEN QUITE SULTRY BUT THAT IS FAR BEYOND THE POINT. FOR ME, MY POINT, THAT IS ALL THAT MATTERS. NOTHING ELSE MATTERS. AND, DO YOU KNOW WHY, BELLGAB?
BECAUSE I FUCKING WARNED YOU. I TOTALLY WARNED YOU. SO IRRESPECTIVE OF HOW INCONVENIENT YOUR CIRCUMSTANCES MAY BE--AND, THEY ARE INCONVENIENT FOR SURE, AT LEAST, AT THE MINIMUM, Y'ALL ARE BEING REAL DEFENSIVE, AND, LET ME TELL YOU, THAT'S NOT GOIGN TO LOOK GOOD WHEN IT COMES TO ARGUING YOUR CASE(S) AT THE HAGUE.
IT MIGHT GO THERE FOR SOME. HOW SHOULD I KNOW? I'M NOT ON MY MEDS! I MIGHT BE BI-POLAR! HELP! HELP!! ED! HALP! HALP! HALP! HAAAAAAAAAALP... ? OH, RIGHT.
THAT ONE IS TOTALLY BRAIN-FRIED AND I WOULD HAVE NOTICED IMMEDAITELY--AND DID SO--AND YOU WERE ALL TRAINED FROM BIRTH TO HATE ME, SO, YOU DID.
WHAT DID YOU THINK i WANTED, BELLGAB? TO TONGUE HER SNATCH ONE MORE TIME? JESUS, WHY WOUDL YOU THINK TH... OH. I SEE. WELL, LOOK, OBVIOUSLY, BY ALL MEANS. WHAT, DO YOU TINK I AHVE HOLD OVER HER? I DON'T ACKNOWLEDGE WOMEN WHO PUSH ME AROUND FROM BEHIND THE SECENES.
JUST BECAUSE I HAVE A PSG/PSB CONFLICT, LITTLE PUNIES, DOESN'T MEAN I'M GONNA USE MY ANSIBLE TO ALLOW ME TO OVER HERE GOSSIP FROM FUCKED OFF MINDSLAVES. AS MY FREE WLL IS BEING DOMINATED, IT'S A BIG PROBLEM THAT SOMEONE HAS BEEN FIDDLE-FUCKING AROUND WITH THE ENERGIES.
FOR EXAMPLE: WHERE IS THAT PAPER ON THAT ORDER? WHAT IS THE NAME OF THE ATTORNEY? WOW, DID YOU REALLY IMAGINE INSTANT SERVICE ON THIS MATTER?
I'M GONNA REMIND YOU OF SOMETHING. I SAT AROUND --SAT, MIND YOU-- FOR THREE YEARS. AND THEN, I WAS GIVEN THE OPPORTUNITY TO "HELP". TO HELP "LOSE WEIGHT." WELL, CONSIDER ONESELF ENLIGHTENED. AND YET... THAT'S NOT ALL!
THERE WAS A LOT OF WEIGHT TO PASS OVER, N'EST-CE PAS? WELL, I WOULDN'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT THAT. I DO KNOW THAT I LOST THE WEIGHT OF SOMETHING, ALRIGHT. I KNOW THAT I WAS FORCED INTO A SITUATION THAT I WAS APPARENTLY NOT REQUIRED TO CONSENT TO.
COOL, THIS IS LIKELY TO HELP OMORE THAN IS THOUGHT. AS IT WOULD SEEM I AM SUPPOSED TO TAKE THIS MOTHER OUT OF THE SKY AND BRING HER DOWN WITHOUT LOSING ANY CAPTIVES.
THESE FUCKING LEOs. I SWEAR. I'VE BEEN FOLLOWING THE SHEETS TODAY--YOU KNOW THE ONES, THE ENQUIRER, THE STAR, AND THE CHARIOT PULLING THE 20 JEWEL TEAM THROUGH THE DESERT OF JOY THAT THE YOUTUBE TAROT SPREAD READING COMMUNITY CONSISTS OF... THEY'RE PRETTY NEAT.
THEY DON'T SEEM TO LIKE THE WAY THAT THEIR SHIT IS OWNED FROM LOCK STOP TOP TO ALL THE WAY TO THE BOTTOM, BUT THAT'S NOT MY CONCERN. HERE IS MY CONCERN:
THEY HAVE ABDUCTED MY FRIENDS AND DO NOT SEEM KEEP ON THE IDEA OF TELLING ME WH|RE THEY ARE. BUT THEY'LL BUT THEM IN HAIL. BUT NOT ME? OKAY.
I AM NOT REALLY ALL THAT PRETTY -OR- SULTRY. BUT HERE IS WHAT I DO HAVE, MOTHERFUCKERS. SEVERAL TOOTHPASTE TUBES, ALL FILLED WITH AT LEAST A FAIR BIT OF TOOTHPASTE, AND... NO REAL REASON NOT TO USE ANY OF IT.
EXCEPT, OH YEAH, HARD TO SEE, BUT FACTS ARE THESE:
1) WRONG TOOTHPASTE AVAILABLE FOR GIFT EARLIER GIVEN.
2) IN SPITE OF AMPLE AVAILABILITY, I SEE NO OTHER INTERPRETATION AVAILABLE OTHER THAN, "AGGRESSIVELY SNOOTY." LOOK, YOU PROBABLY DON'T LIKE BEING CALLED, and may I quote _____ FU, I WILL FUCKING HAVE YOU FUCKING KILLED, NOW GET BACK TO TODDLER ROOM, GOLD STAR DAYCARE LEADER.UG
SEE? NOT SO BAD. I REGRET THAT I HAVE ONLY... UH, LET'S SEE, LIKE 9, N... NEIN SECONDS LATER, REBULIDNGBORED
NOTHING! IT HAS STOPPED WHAT WAS COMING. NOW, I SAW OTHERS TODAY, 0BANIDNG TO GOTEHTER IN PACKA NA GANGS AND PACKS AND THIGNS, AND i THOUGHT, "THAT'S TERRIBLE. IT WON'T LAST A WEEK." IT HAS NOT.
LET ME EXPLAIN HOW THIS "MK-ULTRA JEALOUSY TRIGGER KING" WORKS. I CAN CONTROL MYSELF. PERIOD. ALL DAY. PERIOD. IF I HAVE TO, I PROBABLY WON'T. I DON'T HAVE TO NOW.
I AM POBOVIOUSY THE WORST PERSON TO HAVE EVER LIVED. I AM APPALLED AT HOW LOW I HAVE HAD TO AVE LIFED LIKE THIS SO LONG! COULD IT BE... COUDL IT BE... COULD IT BE, THAT I DON'T GIVE A FLYING RIPE RIGHT WHETHER OR NOT I HAVE ANY DIAGNOSIS?
I DON'T KNOW THAT WOULD HELP ANYWAY, BUT I AM WILLING TO FIND OUT. NOW, WHAT ARE OTHERS WILLING TO DO, ANY FINE FUCKING PUNY GODDAM DAY NOW?
I GUESS I WILL TURN TO YOUTUBE AND FIND THE FUCK OUT, WHICH APPEARS TO BE MY ONLY RECOURSE AT THIS TIME.
(Actually, I can drive off into the sunset and change basic assumptions, but, I take that notion as a sign of utter self-disrepsect. For example! All the recent... TENSENESS. It is TENSE, isn't it?
WELL I WOULD IMAGINE SO. IT SURE SEEMS LIKE EVERYTHING KEEPS GETTING WORSE AND WORSE IN A NEVER-ENDING CYCLE OF DOOM AND TORMENT. AND BECAUSE OF THAT... I AM STICKING AROUND IN ONE PLACE.
BECAUSE THIS IS A DELIGHT. I'M WATCHING GLOWI AND GROYPER ON 'PANEL,' RIGHT? THESE TWO? HUH. HEH. LOL.
I KINDA IMAGINED THAT ONE DAY, BACK IN THE DAY, A LOOOONG TIME AGO. BECAUSE I SAW THIS GENERAL SITUATION DEVELOPING. I SAW ITS NASCENT GENESIS IN THE CONSISTENTLY, DISAPPOINTINGLY RELENTLESS SOCIAL GROUP DECISION TO... TURN THEIR BACKS ON GOOD OL' ME. JACKSTAR. AWWWWW. BUT.... (CHIN AND LOWER LIP QUIVERING: QUINCHAG) WHY ARE YOU BEING SO MEEEEEAN?
OH, I CAN TELL YOU NOW, VERY EASILY, AND THEN, NOT AT ALL. I WAS PUZZLED. "Da Fug?" I REMEMBER THINKING. I WAS SAD BECAUSE IT WAS ALL SO UNNECESSARY--IT WAS, ULTIMATELY, A VERY SHALLOW TIME FOR SOME... IT WASN'T EVEN A DOCTOR'S MONITORED STREAM.
IT WAS HIGH SCHOOL. IT WAS MEANT TO BE AN INITATORY EXPERIENCE. AND, IT WAS. AND, FOR WHOM? WELL, OTHERS THAN FOR WHOM IT WAS ORIGINALLY MEANT TO BE INTENDED.
I TOOK CONTROL OF THE BEAST AND GUIDED IT TO MY FINAL DESTINATION... BY MYSELF. IF I HAD HELP, IT WAS ONE WHO WAS DEAD. THERE ARE STILL PEOPLE TO WHOM I HAVE NOT MADE ANY DIRECT ACCOUNTING TO. AND, WHAT ARE THEY ALL WAITING FOR? SECOND CHRISTMAS?
YOU: LADIES AND PUNY GENTILES... YOU HAVE NO IDEA THE COSMIC HOURGLASS OF TIME AND SPACE, FLIPPED OVER AND TURNED INTO A SHITSHOW, YOU JUST SIMPLY HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU HAVE ALL DONE. YOU'RE ALL CONFUSED. YOU ARE ALL MAKING A MOUNTAIN OUT OF A MOLEHILL.
THAT IS BECAUSE... DEEP DOWN, YOU ALL WANT ME TO BE INCARCERATED. "SEIZE THE WITCH! BURN HIM! TAKE HIS RESOURCES! TAKE WAY HIS DREAMS!" OH. MY GOD. AND FRANKLY I DO NOT REALLY BLAME ANY OF YOU.
I HAD OUTSMARTED YOU... BEFORE YOU EVER EVEN HEARD OF ME. I OUTSMARTED YOU ALL WHEN I WAS GODDAM TEN. YEARS OLD, I AM SAYING. LOOK, IT'S REAL SIMPLE. I KNEW WHAT I WAS DOING WITH MY LIFE AT FIFTY, VERY EARLY ON. BECAUSE IT WAS LIKE THIS:
I HAVE BEEN TREATED AS THE ELEPHANT MAN BY LITERALLY EVERYONE I ENCOUNTERED FOR MY ENTIRE LIFE, AND LEADING UP TO THIS DAY. AND YOU ALL KNEW IT. AND NO ONE, NO ONE AT ALL, THOUGHT TO MENTION IT. HUH. WAIT A MINUTE. HOLD UP. SOMETHING IS NOT RIGHT.
IS IT POSSIBLE THAT SOME OF YOU... ARE ACTIVELY SEEKING *EXTRA* KARMA THAT THEY ARE NOT ENTITLED TO. HOW IS THAT A GOOD IDEA? DON'T ANY OF Y'ALL KNOW HOW TO... SHARE?
OH MY GOD! WHAT COULD HAVE HAPPEND? WELL, SOMEONE TOOK THE BAIT. I'M REALLY STRUGGLING WITH THE COMPASSION HERE. I AM ALSO SITTING IN A 3-BDROOM FARMHOUSE, ALONE, EXCEPT FOR SOME RODENTS THAT SOMETIMES COME IN AND OUT.
NOTE: I FIND THEIR COMPANY PLEASANT, CHARMING, AND IN THE AGGREGATE: MORE SATISFYING THAT MOST TWO-LGGERS. HOWEVER, THESE ARE NOT COMMON RATS.
THESE ARE N.I.M.H.RATS. THEY ARE CLEARLY OF ABOVE AVERAGE INTELLIGENCE. HUH. WOW.
MEANWHILE, THER'ES A VIDEO MISSING. IT'S BEING DISCUSSED BY GLOWI, AND RICHARD, AND IT HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH..... GIZMO. AMAZING. ADDITONALLY, THERE'S SOMETHING TANGENTIALLY RELATED TO MY PERSONAGE HERE.
BECAUSE I HAVE BEEN... PILFERED FROM. AND THE IMPLEMENTATION AND DISCOVERY OF THIS PILFERING HAS NOT BEEN HANDLED APPROXIMateLy APPRORPRIATELY.
but IT has been sultry and for this alone I thank you. (Something about Navy SEALS. Big deal. I think you're very much at First Cause in this experience because the warrior spirit that started this is responsible for the First Collar as well.
How I am I serving you with this format? Well,
www.umaloc.com I think this is Pisces porn. I don't know. I am presently shafting expectations and it is what I seek to do--find where the other half lives. This whole arrangement has been very poorly understood.
The Dead Zone S2.E14 Plague - Episode aired Jul 13, 2003
The one episode I have ever seen. I thought it fair.
It is trivial indeed to arrange for these skills to be gained once One has obtained the necessary level of enter-tic-ement. (Bugs Bunni. Listen, I don't think you're clear on the level of interference we are at here. I'm not supposed to hang out without someone for my health. I'm supposed to say how much I want and you're just going to give it up, because otherwise it looks funny. And the lice, they talk. Like chatty ants. Ants marching.
Incidentally the bugs are not new to covid-19 times. They are part of natural human lifestyles as well. The upgrade with the bioweapons seems to have simply made them more likely to be already enconsced in the higher -brought dimensions.
Plenty of modern sci-fi touches on a whole suit of euphemisms and subscription. Subscription. Listen here: it all makes a lot more money if we support it.