Veterans Administration CornHoleEbola-19.5
Caccination Letter, dated 21JUN2021 (received today, ONE month and some days later):

First off, I want to question why (if this is so damned URGENT) it takes the US Postal Service no fewer than
FORTY-TWO DAYS to deliver this letter to me.
*Secondly, second paragraph, first line:
We must once again ask you to volunteer to serve.
Am I being asked to volunteer as an experimental test subject? If so, I would like to have some Title 32 Orders drawn up specifically stating that any adverse effects I may suffer from the
Caccine are to be covered at a 100% Service Connected Disability Level. Also, if this is to be an open-ended Volunteer Test Subject Experiment I would like to see a monthly stipend of some sort as compensation for my Volunteering for Duty.
Thirdly, I would like to be a Volunteer Test Subject for a
caccine that is
NOT mRNA based; like your regular old-school flu
caccine.
Fourthly, third paragraph, last sentence:
...In fact, a recent Cleveland Clinic study showed that over 99% of those hospitialized due to CHE-19.5[sic] were not fully vaccinated.
Is that the
CornHoleEbola-19.5-
α(alpha) variant or the
CHE-19.5-
δ(delta) variant? What efficacy does the
CornHoleEbola-19.5 Caccine have with the
CHE-19.5-
λ(lambda) variant? Who the fuck is the "Cleveland Clinic," are they some sort of Medical Research powerhouse I have never heard of? Show me some numbers about this "Cleveland Clinic" that show why their study carries any weight whatsoever.
Fifthly, if I test positive for ANY of the various
CornHoleEbola-19.5 Antibodies as being a potential Naturally Immunized Test Subject may I be enrolled in this Volunteer Test Subject program as part of a Control Group?
Sixthly, fifth paragraph, first sentence:
If you have received your CHE-19.5 caccination[sic] outside of the VA system, please tell us so we can keep your health record up to date.
I would really like to see some Title-32 orders/documentation that will cover any adverse effects of the experimental
caccine by the VA at a 100% disability as well, and again enrollment as a Voluntary Test Subject with a monthly stipend.
Seventhly, final paragraph, first sentence
The Department of Veterans Affairs appreciates your service to our Nation and defense of our freedoms.
This may qualify as
dis-information, domestic terrorism or insurrectionist thought-crime; but do those Freedoms I signed up to defend include 1st, 2nd, 4th, 5th, 6th, 8th, 9th and 10th Amendment Rights all of which I see the current
CommanderPedophile-in-Chief and/or their Administration encroaching upon?
Finally, IF I choose to once again Volunteer myself in Service to the Nation will I be removed from any List of Potential Domestic Terrorists due to my status as a prior-service Veteran?
This is the nice little Brochure they kindly included as an enclosure with the letter:




I am Nautical Shore about all of this...
* And another thing, is this
FORTY-TWO DAY OLD(as of the time of this post) information still accurate?