No you are not allowed to call me fag or faggot or fudgepacker or chutney-pumper or any of those nasty things it makes me sob into my little scented tissue and makes my nose red.
What if I cutesy it up a bit? Maybe faggypants? Come on! You can’t tell me that if some hot, thin guy shouted, “S,up, faggypants?” at you on the street you wouldn’t find that incredibley hot.
Hell if you are hot and thin you can call me cocksucker and I will oblige with all the goodwill in the world.
‘I will not hesitate to kill you’ https://twitter.com/i/status/1420942302399262727
I think I have decided that I like that guy.
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No that is silly, that's the same paranoia all you guys have been repeating for a year or more, he could basically be anybody on bellgab besides me. Most importantly it looks (in places with higher vaccination rates) like deaths are not going up with the explosion of cases. Even here our really olds are super vaxxed so deaths are unlikely to reach their earlier peaks.The "authorities" (CDC etc.) are preparing us to live with covid as endemic, seasonal, everybody will get it once in a while like the flu, with masks probably in those areas that tolerate them but you will notice even this new recommendation isn't a mandate, they are leaving that up to individual jurisdictions (appropriately) trotting out their new county map https://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2021/07/28/1021795290/cdc-mask-guidelines-indoors-vaccinated-by-county-covid-spread,the trend is very much toward local management instead of national leadership. I don't hear of any big events being cancelled this fall, it's still full steam ahead.What's stupid is all the shizzle you posted about the vaccine and how the spike protein is a secret dangerous bioweapon but you forgot about that and just blew on past it to the next scam like you always do, but I remember. You guys are all going to get that spike protein eventually the natural way, whether your immune system is primed to fight it off or not. Hope you got your horse paste!
PROGRESS REPORT ON THE COVID-19 MICROCHIP WORLD DOMINATION CAMPAIGNIt has now been over a year since our COVID-19 Microchip World Domination Campaign began, and this progress report from our executive — all hail Lord Gates! — has been undertaken to monitor the campaign’s effectiveness in a number of areas, including mind control, DNA harvesting and zombie-fication.The campaign has so far produced mixed results. While showing heartening gains in fearmongering and online trolling, more concrete objectives remain as yet unrealized. The executive would remind you that if these goals continue to be unmet, staff members face possible reassignment to other areas, such as the Deep-State Cannibal Pedophiles Project or the Illuminati desk.Let’s review our progress so far:1. Dispersal rates of the COVID-19 microchip vaccine among the “sheeple” were encouragingly high in the initial stages of the campaign. And kudos to Janice in our public relations department for coming up with the Infected Bat Transmission Theory and subsequent misinformation campaign. The politburo of the People’s Republic of China showed its great relief and appreciation by making an extremely generous donation to us for deflecting scrutiny away from the Wuhan Institute of Virology. Nice work, Jan!Sadly, however, vaccination rates have since stalled, especially among conservatives, whose sense of self-entitlement has made them immune — no pun intended — to our efforts. On the other hand, it also made them immune to the well-being of others, who felt the need to be vaccinated so as to be protected from — to use the most popular terminology — “idiots.” So, win some, lose some, as they say.Unfortunately, our earlier work in the extremely successful Vaccine Causes Autism campaign has worked against our efforts by increasing resistance to vaccinations overall. This conflicting outcome has taught us a valuable lesson: We can’t be all things to all conspiracy theorists. In the future, we must be cognizant of that and plan for these divergent goals. World domination won’t just happen all by itself: Only we can make it happen. So let’s start acting like The Masters of the Universe that we all aspire to be!2. There have been disturbing reports of malfunctions among some microchips once they have been injected. These include subjects obsessively checking for phantom emails on the palms of their hands, to subjects abruptly ending conversations by demanding that “Alexa, lower volume.” One case resulted in the synchronization of a Saskatchewan man’s heartbeat with a Johnny Cash song broadcast out of a radio station in Waco, Texas. Sadly, he died of a broken heart. Again, staff, we remind you: It is not the purpose of the campaign to kill people. It is the purpose of the campaign to turn people into our puppets.After an internal review, the executive determined that these malfunctions were the result of a systemic failure. The supplier was selected on the basis of the lowest bid, which, in hindsight, predictably resulted in uneven quality. For future campaigns, we have decided to buy domestic, where quality control can be more easily maintained, rather than from overseas suppliers whose workforce consists of slave labour.In the meantime, when malfunctions do come to the attention of staff, they should contact Dave in the IT department, who will help guide staff through the troubleshooting process. And we would ask that Dave please park his attitude at the door when he does so. The fact that not everyone in the world is as computer literate as he is does not make them “sad excuses for human beings.”3. On a happier note, we would like to applaud the efforts of our clandestine operatives in the health field. For their tireless efforts in selling to the public the efficacy and safety of the vaccine, we extend our thanks to them, not to mention the generous year-end bonuses for services rendered!4. Finally, as the COVID-19 Microchip Campaign has run its course over the past year, it has come to the attention of the executive that some staff members have come to question the campaign’s purpose itself.There have been questions like:• Why do we want to achieve world domination?• If the vast majority of people can’t even tell you their bank account password or remember that their reading glasses are resting on top of their head, why would we expect them to obey the dictates of an all-powerful overlord?• If governments can’t get people to stop doing things that cause climate change or convince them not to use the express checkout lane when clearly there are more than eight articles in their shopping cart, wouldn’t achieving world domination be an exercise in futility, like trying to bring order to a teenager’s bedroom?There have also been questions the executive considers of a more disturbingly personal nature.These include:• What kind of person intent on world domination would construct a needlessly elaborate plan that involves the injection of teeny-weeny microchips into everyone’s bloodstreams, rather than just, you know, doing something more conventional, like threatening to blow everybody up with A-bombs?• Wouldn’t that person have to be a little weird, and wouldn’t their hunger for world domination be symptomatic of having to compensate for — how to put this delicately — a personal shortcoming?The executive would be happy to address these questions, especially the last one, and staff members are welcome to come up to the executive suite at any time, where they can receive not just a briefing about the campaign’s objectives, but a mandatory vaccination.
It happened on Bear Week. For those who are unaware, bears are fat gay men. We don't like to talk about them but there are a few. On the whole they are not fat in straight-man waddling-blob terms, usually fitter, but it's hard to keep out the few full-on sweathogs who try to say they are bears when they are really gross disgusting plugs of hardened blubber like hundred-year-old elephant seals who bellow and squirt on the beach. Bears are disgusting, basically like straight men.
You’ve become the very thing you hate.
Between the fat shaming and the lack of support for elephant seals and other gay wildlife- don't you risk formfitting your "gay card" if you are ever exposed?
Damn. It sucks to be ignored.
