COVID-19

[K_Dubb]

My balls


My balls


My balls are on fire 🔥

[Asuka Langley]

My balls


My balls


My balls are on fire 🔥

A rabbi stole your foreskin. Let that motherfucka burn!

[Master Trollda]

My balls


My balls


My balls are on fire 🔥

[Walks_At_Night]

My balls


My balls


My balls are on fire 🔥

Ahhh.  The Nanorobots finally hit paydirt.

[K_Dubb]

A rabbi stole your foreskin. Let that motherfucka burn!

BURN IT DOWN

[Walks_At_Night]

Oh lawd, that is another data-point!  I just watched Communion (free with Amazon Prime right now, btw) last night, quite possibly Christopher Walken's finest work especially the weird fat midget dance scene near the end.

I digress, for those who are unfamiliar with the movie (warning spoilers) it is all about how how Walken's character overcomes his initial revulsion, self-hatred and fear centered around anal-probing and at the end learns to embrace and welcome it.

Clearly, this was a late-eighties neurohypnosis-programming effort on the part of the Derp State in perpetration for this final step in the plan;  vaccine induced compliance of the proletariat for the SeekRut Homo-Commie Cabal's "Long March" final destination.

This is getting really creepy!

Never seen that. They don't show Strieber getting Strieber'ed do they?  Shirley they don't.

[WOTR]

Haha Hurwitz is a pure delight to read because he actually has cranky old hobbyhorses and is breathtakingly self-unaware, I don’t think he really hears the music any more, it’s just another excuse to go on one of his tirades.  When I am old and fat and bald I will be just like him.

Have you not been paying attention to Tootsie? You had your chance to grow old and fat and bald. And then you got vaccinated. Now the best you can hope for is two out of three.

[WOTR]

The threat has the Ayatollah and the rabbi singing from the same hymnal!  When was the last time that happened?  As well as assorted Evangelical muckymucks.  Thank God I caught you all red-blooded manly men early, or you'd all be pinching your teacups in pink floral dressing gowns by now!

You know... I used to really enjoy sarcasm and parody. And with the screwed up people in the world, it is no longer possible to employ either. The last couple of years of BLM, cancel culture, religious extremism, Covid and political insanity no longer makes it possible for the onion (or me) to outdo the screwed up reality that people are creating. Racist pine trees and milk, Vaccines that turn you gay.

I'm ready to waive the white flag of surrender. I can't outdo these people.

[K_Dubb]

Have you not been paying attention to Tootsie? You had your chance to grow old and fat and bald. And then you got vaccinated. Now the best you can hope for is two out of three.

I have been paying attention to Tootsie!  From what I’ve heard it sounds like she can teach me a thing or two about building muscle mass.

[Asuka Langley]

Racist pine trees

nani?

I can cure their racism with my Stihl MS 362 with a 25" bar

[K_Dubb]

You know... I used to really enjoy sarcasm and parody. And with the screwed up people in the world, it is no longer possible to employ either. The last couple of years of BLM, cancel culture, religious extremism, Covid and political insanity no longer makes it possible for the onion (or me) to outdo the screwed up reality that people are creating. Racist pine trees and milk, Vaccines that turn you gay.

I'm ready to waive the white flag of surrender. I can't outdo these people.

Yeah well come cry to me when you believe the MSM and wind up with your balls on fire and a basilisk glance that will pickle a uterus.

[Asuka Langley]

[Asuka Langley]

Fuck this shit i 100% will not take the vaxx

https://www.wsmv.com/video/woman-lies-paralyzed-in-nashville-hospital-says-it-happened-after-she-received-pfizer-covid-19/video_98597902-b3fb-5b40-9295-6490b34f3188.html

[K_Dubb]

Oh no he's getting away!  Come back my little tamale 👅

https://dictionary.webmd.com/hysterical-paralysis

https://journals.lww.com/spinejournal/Abstract/2002/10150/Hysterical_Paralysis__A_Report_of_Three_Cases_and.22.aspx#:~:text=Hysterical%20paralysis%2C%20a%20type%20of,disease%20of%20the%20nervous%20system.

Hysterical paralysis, a form of conversion disorder, is an uncommon psychogenic, nonorganic loss of motor function precipitated by a traumatic event. The prevalence of conversion disorder in the general population reportedly is between 5 and 22 per 100,000 persons. The pursuit of a diagnosis for the hysterical paraplegic patient necessarily consumes valuable resources and time. If early recognition can be facilitated, these resources may be conserved.

 

The typical patient is a female from a low socioeconomic background with limited education.

[Laser]

The Four Pillars of the Branch Covidian Faith

https://anti-empire.com/the-four-pillars-of-the-branch-covidian-faith/