COVID-19

[Jackstar]

I can usually vibe with the loud pop music

That's a lovely image.

really had us fearing for our safety.

I'm about to pay THROUGH THE NOSE to have someone gay-bash me, and then pay someone else to frame me for my own beatin'-within-an-inch-of-my-life. How's that sound? Oh. Yeah? Tell you what...

how about if I arrange to have this done for you next Christmas? or, last Christmas? CHOOSE YOUR FATE.


BAIT A FATE. (Skip the raisins, CA Girl.)

[K_Dubb]

Glazunov! Actually, in a moment of weakness, I listened to the Rach 2 Symphony last night. I still don't like it very much. That sort of neo-romantic balls probably makes you melt like a choc ice under a fat woman's keister. However, I did find myself liking the DSCH 5 Symphony more than usual last night. Then I listened to Rigoletto, still one of the greatest operas ever written and I will fight anyone who says different.

You can't listen to a whole Wolfie sonata, just the movement everyone knows? How predictably bourgeois!

It's an indulgent orchestral playlist with an Eastern theme!  The rest of the sonata isn't orchestrated and you will sniff at it but here it is, perfectly charming:



You are right, I adore Rachmaninoff's second, just thinking of that rising bass line right at the end gives me chills.  But I love the third just as much, a little leaner, almost jazzy, you can tell he'd been in America for a while and picked up a whiff of Gershwin.  He actually lived very near where my favorite uncle grew up in New Jersey!

I periodically make my way through Glazunov's symphonies, Tchaikovsky without all the bombast and angst, perfect for me.  And there's a lot of them!  Have you heard the opening of Raymonda, the way he floats those horn calls over quiet strings and timpani?  I don't think I've heard anything so effortlessly stately and noble, he was a magician.  And the big Hungarian thing at the end is tons of fun.

[K_Dubb]

Clap from a lady? That must have been a novel experience.

Ok that made me laugh, credit where due.

[K_Dubb]

That's a lovely image.

I'm about to pay THROUGH THE NOSE to have someone gay-bash me, and then pay someone else to frame me for my own beatin'-within-an-inch-of-my-life. How's that sound? Oh. Yeah? Tell you what...

how about if I arrange to have this done for you next Christmas? or, last Christmas? CHOOSE YOUR FATE.


BAIT A FATE. (Skip the raisins, CA Girl.)

Honestly Jacky right now I prefer to sit here smoking quietly, and anyway it wouldn't be gay-bashing because it would have been a bunch of bears (these are gay men who are fat, shameful to behold) pounding a couple of tipsy superannuated twinks which come to think of it could be the plot of my next onlyfans

[Jackstar]

Honestly Jacky right now I prefer to sit here smoking quietly

Sure. I'll be done with this beer I just opened in less than 5 minutes. I'll give you ten. Look, it's not me: it's (You).

A lot of people will be -very- surprised, much more quickly than most are expecting. Now, I'd like you to begin by, placing both feet flat on the floor... wait, wait, hang on. This sounds like a script. Let me check.

(Time passes.)

Okay, I found your pages. Fuschia, right? Honestly, a favored color. Now, let's see what it says here for you to do: "keep blasting the glass dick and kiss your ass goodbye. *click*"


Hrrm. Honestly: disappointment. I think We can do better, and I know that you can.

[Jackstar]

it wouldn't be gay-bashing because it would have been a bunch of bears (these are gay men who are fat, shameful to behold)

I went to a Bear Dinner once. ONCE. I mean, yeah... "fun." Definitely "fun." Much more fun than several alternative activities I could think of. Still--fun!

I don't expect to ever be invited to one again... I mean, like.. why? Bears know. (Go Bears!) But, this kind of thing isn't really what I had in mind. Tell you what, don't feel like any of this is all that important, after all, I'll most likely kill you in the morning, the night after (PROT) first gets you pregnant.


p.s.: I know that feeling. WOW. It won't always be like this, but I've always liked you, and I really don't see any reason that might change, although you should probably man up and beat the shit out of Mrs. Doubtfire, just for once. I mean, come on man. What are you afraid of? You might break her? Ahaha. Fat chance.

p.p.s.: no rush. This is (PROT), I'm not suicidal, I've been through the bad stuff, I'm living alone, and I am okay with that. (Time passes.) Yeah, I'm back.

p.p.p.s.: I fucked The Force. Fr'real.

[Jackstar]

pounding a couple of tipsy superannuated twinks which come to think of it could be the plot of my next onlyfans

Keep the faith. Blessed be.

CornHoleEbola-19.5

This -did- work, you know. I am sorry I do not have any snappies. Drat!

[Jackstar]

Ok that made me laugh, credit where due.

I am actually still laughing non-stop/D.L. from reading it the first time, and now you've gone ahead and started up another muscular pulsation cycle for me to endure. Nausea and all. Sigh. Why We Fight.

I'll most likely get over this in a few days, but re-integration with you, specifically (You), is apparently both dreadfully complicated and is also strongly desired by particularly persnickety and delightfully well-placed higher-up and-up-and-ups in the local fruitterer's market hierarchy. (Which is already throughoughly vetted by myself, as of course, I already -knew- you were kool and the gang. Say, by the way, have you gotten any more interesting emails? Oh? Good, fucking burn them. CINDERS.) Do you smell something? Oh, that's just the meth. Jesus! Have you fucking -heard- of this shit? WHAT THE FUCK. Why didn't someone tell me? Oh, wait, I guess they did. Why didn't someone tell me before? Oh, right, they were busy washing their hair down by the riverside. Massive fucking landslide, rolling fucking boulders, take your mama out tonight, downs fucking hill. (Whatever. You're over it. Clap.)

There has been a lot of unregulated, wild-talent magick (euphemistically, I'm saying, you phreak) going on in the locals environment, inside their recent history. Not just here, all_over, and not just what you've noticed, like, whole shitloads of asshats are running around losing their fuckin' goddam minds, you dig?

So, of course, I am completely certain what I want to do next: celebrate every goddam day, all goddam day, every day, from 5 o'clock in the morning until 7 o'clock at night! EVERY. GODDAM. DAY. You don't even know, yo. Shit has gone, as prophecied, hyper-critical. Big-Bada-The-Prophecy-Says-BOOMBOOMBOOM. There's nothing I could post to The Web that would convey cogent meaning here, but you don't have to trust me, just know: They/We actually HAVE ONE.

And: we won. Top marks.

[K_Dubb]

☝️ LOL Jacky I told you, I am not a part of your world.  Or "integrated" with you in any way.  That delusion is consistent with your narcissistic personality disorder where everything relates to you and you think you can control it because it emanates from your consciousness.  Like when you used to carp at people for grammar or for using emojis on old bellgab and then pat yourself on the back when we complied.  I remember 🤣🤣🤣🤣👈look you are not the boss of me 🤣🤣🤣🤣

It's a miswiring, similar to deja-vu we all temporarily experience, of the don't-step-on-a-crack-or-you'll-break-your-mother's-back stuff we told each other as kids, deluding ourselves into thinking we have control over random events.  Or at least that those events are predetermined like a stack of cards and we can cheat and peek at them.  Too much D&D as a kid is my guess.

In any event the reality-as-simulation video-game analogies for life were stupudly hot maybe ten years ago but are now hopelessly passe 🤷 sorry honey

[Jackstar]

Jesus! Have you fucking -heard- of this shit? WHAT THE FUCK. Why didn't someone tell me? [...] Top marks.

Best answer I have so far is, "mistakenly placed on STATUS: INJURED/RESERVE" a /LONGFIN'TIMAGO\and it took so long to address/correct/KORE_WRECKT the error, that now, especially since I've qualified for Sourceror's Pole Position (nyet_ET), it would seem to me that what we're looking at is prima facie evidenice of God's Most High & Righteous Plan working in action.

Like... it just never occurred to me that it was time to look into -that- subject, especially as, until it -was- time to do so, it wasn't, and so, lo! I simply did not. Now, of course, thingys heavey WICKID. Like, goddam. It's not even close to killing me, yet, and it ain't ever gonna be, neither. Thank God I went to Early Drug Admission Mastery School, which, I have no doubt at all... was undoubtely way more fun than Wait, There Really Is A Last Minute And This Is It School Ohfug Ohshit Ohdam PRESIDING *SLAM*.

I got their brochure, but I didn't like the way they cut the topiary hedges out from of the main building, and it didn't have a clock tower that was antique enough. (I am persnickety about my choice of available sniper spots to perch on in my local environment.) Also, school is obviously for losers. Semper fifty-five. See you in Fortnite.

[Jackstar]

☝️ LOL Jacky I told you, I am not a part of your world.

Go fuck yourself. BOOM. See? Now you're -that- part.

Believe me, if you think I give a shit about kissing your lying little lich's witches bitch's bitch ass (hey, is it tight? how about your pucker? how about compared to 15 seconds ago? das rite mane) in order to cuddle up and get advantage off of you, well, that's because that's likely the only perception of authentic human emotion you've ever gotten close to from a real human being, such as myself.

"LOL Jacky"? K, dude... you're the joke. Now, I'm going to read the rest of your willy-nilly oh-stop-don't-quit-it-post later. I have shit to do.

Have fun at your next job. *massive rolleyes* By the way, did anyone ever tell you about your obsequious and over-bearing lack of personal space awareness... and if they did, who told you they told you about it? Listening clearly not your strongest suit.


GRADE: B-
You might not be better this, but you're the only one of you around-- and you're too good to waste on that simple Semple chimp. Jesus, honestly... don't you have any respect for yourself? How much of your essence have you consumed... lifetime? Well, whatever: up the dose, Doe.

[K_Dubb]

☝️ 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Master Trollda]

[Robert Mugabe]

It's an indulgent orchestral playlist with an Eastern theme!

I can see the whole disgusting, sybaritic nightmare all too clearly, Turkish slippers, hookah and all. I tried calling the police but they've stopped taking my calls, the bastards!

They're so much good music I haven't heard yet that I don't feel the need to waste my time on a commie stooge like Glazunov.

[AC400KICK]

Take that Covid-19! 💉💥

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