This plan of yours is the dumbest thing I've ever read in the gabverse...excluding all of Tootsie's posts, of course.
I am rooting for him to pull through, as it will be difficult to find an appropriate Canadian citizen replacement (
WOTR is actually not a fungible asset in the replacement category, btw) to lead the "American Foreign Legion I Corps (Canadian)."
Based on the rigorous candidate selection criteria for that position I am reasonably confident his chances of survival are quite high.
I think the
CornHoleEbola-19.5 virus is the underdog in this fight.
From a pure Game Theory standpoint, it is not a bad strategy to put your money on the the "Upset Outcome."

Say that it is 10:1 he survives and conversely 1:10 he dies: you can spend a single dollar (US or Canadian depending on the Currency Market) and either gain $0.10 or $10.00. Assuming that no matter what you will lose the $1.00, why not "go big or go home" and back the 1000% position over the 10% one?
I leave the ethics and morality of betting on a man's life aside, but were I forced to put my money where my mouth is I am going to bet on the man Surviving:
they/themthe hobo elite will surely find the steak dinner their ill-gotten gains all the more delicious knowing that my $1.00 helped purchase the thing. Maybe
they/themthe hobo elite will choke on it and no-one will bother to attempt the Heimlich Maneuver and instead allow Nature to take its course.
I am willing to put my potential $0.10 winnings down on a contingent "side bet" over
the hobo elite choking to death on an ill gotten steak repast post settlement of the initial Stake position.
My odds on this "side bet" are 110:1
they/themthe hobo elite survive the dinner without asphyxiating and 1:110
they/themthe hobo elite choke and die on it.
I will take the 1:110 position and cover it with $0.10, but in order for it to work out someone has to put up $11.00 on the 110:1 spread. If my maths are korrect, an $11.00 cover with a "win" on those "side bet" odds would net the Gambler an entire $0.11! Or a whopping total of $9.11 if every thing works out on that line.
I could also calculate the initial dollar amount required for a 2-bet net payout of $19.50 if anyone else is interested?
This entire post is distasteful to me, but hey Game Theory isn't always pretty.
Maybe this song will cheer me up:
Good luck, WOTR! I do not think you will need it, but I back my people.
Thank you in Advance! It is an honor to swerve.
pate/K_Dubb 2024
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