COVID-19

[pate]

In January they were crowing about how India had reached herd immunity.

https://www.medscape.com/viewarticle/944910

That sure fell apart. Gotta figure the real numbers are much higher. What 3X's maybe?  That's a million new cases a day. Very well might mutate into something extra special and will our leaders halt all international travel in?  Nope.

Hmm, so India has a population just shy of 1.4 Billion.  330,745 cases average daily in April , up from apparently ~100k Mar and near 0 in Feb (your article is behind some sort of login/pay-wall, btw) let me do some quick number crunching here... hmm carry the 1, subtract the 9 ... point five... um...

0.025% daily new case rate per capita for April,  0.0071428195% daily new case rate per capita for March and ~ 0.00000000000000000001% (apparently) daily new case rate per capita for Feb.

Them's some REALLY significant figures!  Whoa?  What about the Death Rate for this MASSIVE spike in cases?  I am sure that Death Rate is quite a few orders of MAGNITUDE different from the new case rate.

This is the type of thing you can expect from a stink-hole, open sewer and destitute third-whirled country that Shred hails from.  Don't they know about sanitation?  Ignorant savages, I pity them.

I am not that great at numbers, but if this continues;  how long will it take for India to completely de-populate due to this RAGING out of control virus (common cold/flu)?



Mein Gott!



ediot:  I wonder how those per capita rates compare to some Sub-Saharan shit-hole country and an Ebola outbreak?

t'witiot:  I decided to look at Sierra Leone's 2014 Ebola outbreak: ~7.3k total cases, ~1.5k total deaths (not bad for Ebola) and a 2014 population of ~7 million.

threadiot:  My head hurts from doing the India COVID numbers, but at first glance I think I am still more worried about Ebola than COVID...

[K_Dubb]

It is all the pooing.  If they insist on pooing in the streets they need to wear masks on their bottoms, too, otherwise it's a covid superstorm.

Emerging research suggests infected people start shedding the coronavirus in their poop early in their infection, and possibly days before they begin shedding it from their mouths and noses. “It means that we can catch them before they’re actually spreading the infection,” she said.

...

Wilusz, the CSU professor, knows how difficult this is. Often people continue shedding virus in their poop long after they’ve recovered, so over the course of the semester more and more dorms have started to yield virus-positive sewage.

“And then there’s also, we can’t stop students pooping in the wrong dorm. So one could poop in this dorm one day and then next door on the other day,” she said, making it hard to know which dorm to screen with saliva tests.

https://khn.org/news/the-best-covid-warning-system-poop-and-pooled-spit-says-one-colorado-school/

[Asuka Langley]

It is all the pooing.  If they insist on pooing in the streets they need to wear masks on their bottoms, too, otherwise it's a covid superstorm.

https://khn.org/news/the-best-covid-warning-system-poop-and-pooled-spit-says-one-colorado-school/

POO

[pate]

It is all the pooing.  If they insist on pooing in the streets they need to wear masks on their bottoms, too, otherwise it's a covid superstorm.

https://khn.org/news/the-best-covid-warning-system-poop-and-pooled-spit-says-one-colorado-school/

I did not think of the poo angle!  I think this confirms my Space delivered Yeti-vector hypothesis:  The over-winter accumulation of frozen infected Himalayan Yeti Poop is washing down-stream with the spring thaw.  For those with short memories, Yeti/Sasquatch is the pupal-stage Grey Alien that emerges from its subterannian nymph Reptillian predecessor.  Clearly, the subterranian Reptillians in the Himalayas were infected with this bio-engineered weapon in some nefarious scheme by the Greys to wipe out humanity...  The pupal stage Yeti (carriers of the virus) pooped on the slopes upstream from Wuhan, and the rest is history...  Apparently after pooping upstream from Wuhan the Yetis migrated to the part of the Himalayas upstream from the Ganges River and started pooping there last winter.

I bet there is a correlation with thawed infected Yeti-poop laden Ganges waters and one of those yearly festivals where the Indians bathe in open sewage to gain the approval of that cool little blue elephant god or something...

https://www.breitbart.com/asia/2021/03/12/hundreds-thousands-flock-ganges-river-hindu-festival/

Yep, March 2021 thousands of god-less heathans go swimming in the Ganges, and BOOM!

Case closed.  Stay away from Yeti/Sasquatch poop or you will get a really bad cold/flu that is less dangerous than Ebola!

I haven't run the numbers yet, but I am certain there will be a 19.5 golden ratio in the final analysis, assuming anyone is left alive to do the math.  I recommend we "follow the money" on this one.  Dollars to doughnuts it takes you straight to the Greys/Reptillians (or Bill Gates and Hillary Clinton, but at this point what difference does it make?)

[WOTR]

UTTERLY DISGUSTING!!!  And those numbers deal with obesity while there are roughly the same number of people who are just plain fat.

I am curious as to the practicalities of gaining that much.  Do you not notice it in your pants  Or,, once you hit a certain size, do they just put elastic sanzabelt panels knowing it is a death ride to the soap factory???  Did people just put on sweats for the duration and once they reach for their jeans once again it's like whoops and you just shrug and haul yourself to walmart and the 6XL bins?   I know fat is sneaky and you have to persecute it and drive it OUT like the sin and corruption it is, but what else did people have to do the past year or more?  There was a story yesterday about a guy who lost 150 lbs during lockdown and he looked great!  I bet he feels a whole lot better about himself, too, so there is at least one guy who did it right.

So I know a guy who put on at least 50 (probably substantially more.) He was never small- and heat disease and early death runs in his family (I believe he said he cannot trace a relative who lived over 60.)

But he ballooned. Because leaving the house carries risk (his wife had cancer back when, he had some health problems). The solution was to stay safe. I have not said this to him- but if he would even have had a 10% chance of kicking off from the virus if he caught it, and a 30% chance of getting it that would leave the math with a 3.5% chance of dying last year if he lived his life. Now I would be shocked if he made it another 5 years. Chalk it up to a 20% chance of death each year with his new found weight. And he will never drop the pounds. And he is (shockingly) depressed.

The math does not make sense. As to how it happens? Well, his shirt was very tight, and his pants had elastic last that I saw him (late last fall outside.) I'm told he has packed on more weight by a friend who has seen him.

There are so many cautionary tales of why ignoring the government mandates (at least to an extent) is the healthier way to live.

[K_Dubb]

I did not think of the poo angle!  I think this confirms my Space delivered Yeti-vector hypothesis:  The over-winter accumulation of frozen infected Himalayan Yeti Poop is washing down-stream with the spring thaw.  For those with short memories, Yeti/Sasquatch is the pupal-stage Grey Alien that emerges from its subterannian nymph Reptillian predecessor.  Clearly, the subterranian Reptillians in the Himalayas were infected with this bio-engineered weapon in some nefarious scheme by the Greys to wipe out humanity...  The pupal stage Yeti (carriers of the virus) pooped on the slopes upstream from Wuhan, and the rest is history...  Apparently after pooping upstream from Wuhan the Yetis migrated to the part of the Himalayas upstream from the Ganges River and started pooping there last winter.

I bet there is a correlation with thawed infected Yeti-poop laden Ganges waters and one of those yearly festivals where the Indians bathe in open sewage to gain the approval of that cool little blue elephant god or something...

https://www.breitbart.com/asia/2021/03/12/hundreds-thousands-flock-ganges-river-hindu-festival/

Yep, March 2021 thousands of god-less heathans go swimming in the Ganges, and BOOM!

Case closed.  Stay away from Yeti/Sasquatch poop or you will get a really bad cold/flu that is less dangerous than Ebola!

I haven't run the numbers yet, but I am certain there will be a 19.5 golden ratio in the final analysis, assuming anyone is left alive to do the math.  I recommend we "follow the money" on this one.  Dollars to doughnuts it takes you straight to the Greys/Reptillians (or Bill Gates and Hillary Clinton, but at this point what difference does it make?)

Heehee the yetipoo hypothesis!  The date works out perfectly!  You should write a paper and upload to one of those websites which don't require peer review and unleash it upon the masses (a method known as "pooer review").  Or make a vidya for doc to post with his usual energy (it was probably a commie yeti), the revenue alone would be incredible!

[K_Dubb]

So I know a guy who put on at least 50 (probably substantially more.) He was never small- and heat disease and early death runs in his family (I believe he said he cannot trace a relative who lived over 60.)

But he ballooned. Because leaving the house carries risk (his wife had cancer back when, he had some health problems). The solution was to stay safe. I have not said this to him- but if he would even have had a 10% chance of kicking off from the virus if he caught it, and a 30% chance of getting it that would leave the math with a 3.5% chance of dying last year if he lived his life. Now I would be shocked if he made it another 5 years. Chalk it up to a 20% chance of death each year with his new found weight. And he will never drop the pounds. And he is (shockingly) depressed.

The math does not make sense. As to how it happens? Well, his shirt was very tight, and his pants had elastic last that I saw him (late last fall outside.) I'm told he has packed on more weight by a friend who has seen him.

There are so many cautionary tales of why ignoring the government mandates (at least to an extent) is the healthier way to live.

How horrifying!  Elastic pants!  Should have spent a year on a treadmill, would have done wonders for his outlook.  Indolence and weight gain are one of those deadly self-reinforcing spirals.  The only way to get out is to grab the bull by one or both horns and kick it into reverse.  Thankfully there is a similar effect going the other way.

[pate]

Heehee the yetipoo hypothesis!  The date works out perfectly!  You should write a paper and upload to one of those websites which don't require peer review and unleash it upon the masses (a method known as "pooer review").  Or make a vidya for doc to post with his usual energy (it was probably a commie yeti), the revenue alone would be incredible!

On further reflection, I considered that the reknown Urban Sasquatch of the Americas might have a counterpart in Asia that is just as elusive if not more so than his cousin:  Urban Yeti?



I am amazed!  There actually is such a thing!  I bet they have infected poo just like their Mountian brethren!

[Asuka Langley]

99% sure I'm getting the Moderna vaccine this week. If i turn into a jew i will let you all know.

[Master Trollda]

99% sure I'm getting the Moderna vaccine this week. If i turn into a jew i will let you all know.

Be here to help you through the transition Tootsie will.

[Walks_At_Night]

99% sure I'm getting the Moderna vaccine this week.

Don't do it!

[Asuka Langley]

Don't do it!

Most of my family and other people i know have gotten it and they are all fine. None of them had any severe reactions and just felt tired or had a slight fever for a day then were fine. I am finally sick of the covid bullshit and i don't want to infect my family members that could have a hard time with it. If i die from the vaccine i die from the vaccine i don't really give a shit anymore.

The India strain looks pretty bad and i want this gay shit to fully kick in before next flu season.

[Master Trollda]

For myself I am going to let good vibes and a mantra suffice.

[Asuka Langley]

Social distancing was fun for the first year but I'm over it i wanna go do normal things again. Death is better than social distancing and wringing my hands with sanitizer every time i touch something. 

[Laser]

From my cold dead veins