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[Master Trollda]

They still, but the bastard children of Dan Brown do that for free, so it's really falling out of style.

Speaking of falling out of style: totalitarianism. In brief, someone fucked up so bad, that they have to pay a penalty, to someone, and it's not even me! But I get to study the process. And you know why? Because of God.


I know what sounds dumb, but you're the one wearing a diaper on your face, so....

I think you have me confused with world leaders. They’re the real heroes.

LAMPPOSTS NOW!!!

[Master Trollda]

Earthlings, we have taken over your planet. We are in complete control now. Resistance is futile.

[Jackstar]

I think you have me confused

A toss-up whether or not that is superior to having you ruphied. Now, let me explain: I don't want to be here doing this either, but because of other people, my options are limited. My options are constrained. I have sensitive population members near me. I have to be careful here.

This isn't what I want to be, it is what I have to be, tonight, and the reason why is David V. Rubini. (S.W.A.K.) This is actually okay. I'm kinda just hamming it up. He's probably nerve-wracked, but who wouldn't be in his position? Really I think it's mostly the hit to the ego, having to get rescued all the time, like some fat kid with MS at the YMCA pool.

I don't have MS. But I digress. And I would prefer to go another route. Being unable to, in the face of no other option presented to me... having done my due diligence, I SHALL TAKE MY LEAF OF EWE.

LAMPPOSTS NOW!!!

It's too late. She's gonna do it again, and again, and he's gonna die, again and again, and that's how it goes when two dingbats go to war in a helicopter testing chamber while wearing gossamer silk scarves. *massive rolleyes*

I really was doing something else, then I got pulled back in. So here I am on duty. Do you know why? Because duty is what got me this far. Also, I found a trap account in my Joogle Foice that seemed to perhaps point to Grapefruit. So I had to tracehack some spaghetti code.

If I have to inconvenience all of you the whole world, so I can do my due diligence to avoid contacting her, I'm going to inconvenience you fuckers twice. Y.O.L.O.!

Earthlings, we have taken over your planet. We are in complete control now. Resistance is futile.

Mostly Stardarlings here, Mate. Some lupax. Protected by SWIM. Is there a problem developing? You might want to run it by the David V. Rubini Memorial & Drive-Thru Coffee Stand trademark branding and legal team. They're probably not too busy.

[Jackstar]

Be that as it may, still may it be as it may be.

Script flipping confirmed. Also, no one can get through to my phone, although clearly I can make my way out. And here's one of the key issues with what's going on, maybe one thing if I just get to go talk to somebody else, but I can't so I need to talk to the people at my house, and I need to know why I can't, and if I don't need to know why then someone who knows that I don't even know why I need to tell me who the fuck they are so I can fucking talk to that guy pronto.

Or, you know, not just suggestion. Hey does he have any daughters? Because this is my fifth parallel universe in as many half days I don't even shipping you people, I don't mind helping, but you know I'm not appreciated I can just leave.

I could have been balls deep in Annie Oakley bite 12:00 a.m. today. And there's only exactly one reason why I didn't.

Well, two, actually. Firstly of course is because I remember The Alamo. Totes distracting. Secondly, everyone I want to have sex with is dead, which just means that we can have sex in the after playing while I'm awake and write it down on communication meeting of the season that might choosing.

I think there's another reason too but that one doesn't matter cuz the real answer is that, so much fun being celibate why would I go out and get laid? I mean just because I promise somebody, or just because somebody else said that I should, or just somebody else depended their entire plan on liability being released on the fact that I would? Yeah, I don't know.

No excuse me I had to go find out who's picking the peacocks. Now whose idea was that again? Sad trombone.

(Trust me, they'll surrender. They've literally got nowhere else to go, I ain't even mad, I don't think a boob drive could cost more than three or four thousand dollars, seriously, besides I'll just be Carter down there to scooper oxycontin anywhere.

Not proofread bitch. And I just heard about a helicopter that just crashed unexpectedly for no particular reason. Honestly this is just like that movie maximum overdrive except the only machines that don't work right are the ones that are owned by assholes who don't understand business ethics.

"The relationships you counted on are suddenly gone." Second day of school. Weak.

[Master Trollda]

They’re busy making a whole army of Jackstars now.

[Jackstar]

They’re busy making a whole army of Jackstars now. :o

Gay. Leaves more hot teen poon for me.

[Master Trollda]

Gay. Leaves more hot teen poon for me.

They think you’re a creepy old man in a dress. 

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[Jackstar]

You're too good for me. It's like you've been preparing for me for years. Spooky.

[Master Trollda]

You're too good for me. It's like you've been preparing for me for years. Spooky.

Who? L’il ol’ me? I’m just a humble servant of God.

BTW, just because I figured out who your woman was and said so the other day doesn’t mean that I don’t want her posting here. I hope you both know that.

[Jackstar]

BTW, just because I figured out who your woman was and said so the other day

I don't have a woman. My present status is (Blank).

The present identities and whereabouts of grapefruit, kumquat, papaya, etc are currently unknown.


Now, having said that, what do you want to know? I don't have an NDA. I don't have an NCAA I don't have restraining order I don't have anything that says that I can't say anything about anyone, and let me tell you something about that bitch she's the biggest junkie ever fucking met, and the other two are just as bad, and that's three of them and it wasn't ever anything I wanted to do with them, and I believe they've done it all with themselves without inviting me.

So that explains that. Next?