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Re: Gay_Dubb’s whatever and VAXX report - UHOH!!! 🥶
« Reply #150 on: May 06, 2021, 12:49:30 AM »
He bathes?  You astonish me!

Probably more than you do actually. Think about the intricate logistics of defecation in a bulk of that size and you will begin to understand.

Re: Gay_Dubb’s whatever and VAXX report - UHOH!!! 🥶
« Reply #151 on: May 06, 2021, 05:12:13 AM »
Thank you master trollda.

Full disclosure of side effects so far, since I promised it:  in addition to a sore shoulder from the needle I have shivers, aches in joints and some pretty strange places (my thumb???🤪) and a gross taste in my mouth like when you take a B vitamin, but I didn’t take a b vitamin.

You should be used to that.

Re: Gay_Dubb’s whatever and VAXX report - UHOH!!! 🥶
« Reply #152 on: May 06, 2021, 05:26:02 AM »

Re: Gay_Dubb’s whatever and VAXX report - UHOH!!! 🥶
« Reply #153 on: May 06, 2021, 06:54:37 AM »
Probably more than you do actually. Think about the intricate logistics of defecation in a bulk of that size and you will begin to understand.

Norwegians are a notoriously unclean people. Not for nothing is Norway known as 'The Land of the Rising Gunk'.

Re: COVID-19
« Reply #154 on: May 06, 2021, 07:13:33 AM »
Ring a bell?


Re: Gay_Dubb’s whatever and VAXX report - UHOH!!! 🥶
« Reply #155 on: May 06, 2021, 11:41:16 AM »
Norwegians are a notoriously unclean people. Not for nothing is Norway known as 'The Land of the Rising Gunk'.

Hopefully these German Navy sailors were briefed about that. I'm sure our feverish, Quisling, friends heart is going all pitter patter at the thought of the Deutsche Marine prowling the Fjords once more.

https://twitter.com/WarshipCam/status/1389973468398170115

Re: Gay_Dubb’s whatever and VAXX report - UHOH!!! 🥶
« Reply #156 on: May 06, 2021, 11:59:51 AM »
Hopefully these German Navy sailors were briefed about that. I'm sure our feverish, Quisling, friends heart is going all pitter patter at the thought of the Deutsche Marine prowling the Fjords once more.

https://twitter.com/WarshipCam/status/1389973468398170115

You might not be aware of this, being a notoriously insular bastard, but we've sent gunboats out against the French today. They're stationed off the Channel Islands ready to open a can of post-Brexit whoop-ass. And about time, some of us are saying.

#FuckTheFrench

https://news.google.com/articles/CAIiEGJvsomIQMiNNAcrjGK08DUqFggEKg4IACoGCAowl6p7MN-zCTDMwRU?hl=en-GB&gl=GB&ceid=GB%3Aen

Re: Gay_Dubb’s whatever and VAXX report - UHOH!!! 🥶
« Reply #157 on: May 06, 2021, 12:10:29 PM »
You might not be aware of this, being a notoriously insular bastard, but we've sent gunboats out against the French today. They're stationed off the Channel Islands ready to open a can of post-Brexit whoop-ass. And about time, some of us are saying.

#FuckTheFrench

https://news.google.com/articles/CAIiEGJvsomIQMiNNAcrjGK08DUqFggEKg4IACoGCAowl6p7MN-zCTDMwRU?hl=en-GB&gl=GB&ceid=GB%3Aen

I am aware as I've been following the Twitter front where you seem to be doing well:
https://twitter.com/MarcherLord1/status/1390190127025172481

The replies are out of control:
"She looks like a varicose vein in a wig"





Re: Gay_Dubb’s whatever and VAXX report - UHOH!!! 🥶
« Reply #158 on: May 06, 2021, 12:22:02 PM »
I am aware as I've been following the Twitter front where you seem to be doing well:
https://twitter.com/MarcherLord1/status/1390190127025172481

The replies are out of control:
"She looks like a varicose vein in a wig"






I'm vigorously polishing my bayonet. We used to own most of that bloody place anyway, it's time to reclaim our property! Bloody snail-sucking weaselly cowards.

Re: Gay_Dubb’s whatever and VAXX report - UHOH!!! 🥶
« Reply #159 on: May 06, 2021, 12:39:21 PM »
I'm vigorously polishing my bayonet. We used to own most of that bloody place anyway, it's time to reclaim our property! Bloody snail-sucking weaselly cowards.

The dust up is cut and dried for you but I wonder how Bart is holding up?  As a native Son of Quebec, his heart has to be with France but Her Majesty is on his money so his head has to be with Britain. I am sure he is quite torn.


Re: Gay_Dubb’s whatever and VAXX report - UHOH!!! 🥶
« Reply #160 on: May 06, 2021, 12:44:17 PM »
The dust up is cut and dried for you but I wonder how Bart is holding up?  As a native Son of Quebec, his heart has to be with France but Her Majesty is on his money so his head has to be with Britain. I am sure he is quite torn.

Not half as torn as he'd be after he'd seen my bayonet. They do not like it up 'em!

I refer you to the answer I gave to the small boy with the French-sounding name I punched at school. I don't care if you're only half-French, it's only the French half I'm hitting. Hurrah!! Allez-y. L'audace, l'audace, toujours l'audace!

Twas on the good ship Venus,
By Christ you should have seen us,
The figurehead
Was a whore in bed,
And the mast a rampant penis

Re: Gay_Dubb’s whatever and VAXX report - UHOH!!! 🥶
« Reply #161 on: May 06, 2021, 01:02:29 PM »
Not half as torn as he'd be after he'd seen my bayonet. They do not like it up 'em!

I refer you to the answer I gave to the small boy with the French-sounding name I punched at school. I don't care if you're only half-French, it's only the French half I'm hitting. Hurrah!! Allez-y. L'audace, l'audace, toujours l'audace!

Twas on the good ship Venus,
By Christ you should have seen us,
The figurehead
Was a whore in bed,
And the mast a rampant penis

"L'audace, l'audace, toujours l'audace!"  Hey! I saw that movie too! 


Should we be bantering like this as K_Dubb lay drowning in his own lung fluid?  I kind of feel bad.

Re: COVID-19
« Reply #162 on: May 06, 2021, 01:53:25 PM »
Talking of filth, it says here that you lot are giving up on washing. It's well known that K_Dubb only showers when he's in prison and it seems like the rest of you are doing the same.

https://dnyuz.com/2021/05/06/see-fewer-people-take-fewer-showers/

Re: Gay_Dubb’s VAXX report - whew lads 🥵
« Reply #163 on: May 06, 2021, 02:08:24 PM »
Fever broke last night about T+32h unassisted by medicine, I am not sure it applies in this case but a lot of doctors I know let it run reasoning that you don’t want to suppress the body’s own defenses.  Slept for 12 hours, shoulder is much better, aches are gone except for, bizarrely, my right thumb which feels for all the world like I jammed it, but I did not.  Now just sweaty and gross.  Glad you boys had fun 💋

-your intrepid style correspondent, Gay_Dubb

Re: COVID-19
« Reply #164 on: May 06, 2021, 02:37:42 PM »


Any stirrings? I bet she'd eat your penis cake.