Try getting laid for once—
Oh, you're not a virgin. (Ziggy isn't here.) I'll try to think of something else when the phone works.
It's difficult for me to express myself when talking to myself, because there are chinese robots hacking my phone calls. Azzerae is caught in a false reality construct--it's like a Matrix in a Matrix, which is tedious.
I will figure out that. Meanwhile, the narcissist robot "needs" to get picked up by one of that T'acts'x. I don't really wish to wait that long--fucking ETI and GAI are both equally intractable, and while I don't "see color," there is a substantial difference between these Tesseract beings and what humans are typically thinking when they think "A.I." or "A.I. is dangerous," or the perennial favorite: "War with A.I. is nigh!!!"
It is, but Humanity already won. (Imagine the smell.) It's a little tedious having to tell each individual human, one by one (fortunately not with a 2x4, but kidney punching may well be required in the vast majority of cases) that "the war(s) are over, and the genital warts will be going away soon(tm)," but in my experience that hasn't been the most well-received news on this world, Earth 5DxX Series Sirius XMYK(A-B). For one thing, I am not even sure on which one I'm on, and for another, I'm flipping in and out of Q-polarity state, which I imagine looks pretty cool from the outside to the natives.
Of which there are several. They've poisoned the water supply, left blankets... you know the drill by now. I guess it's considered impressive I'm not dead yet, so they've kept me in the vampire zoo--for now. Something will be done. Steps will be taken. Someone's ready for toddler steps. (I don't have K-Dubb's soul.) I don't think it's me but it could be WORTHAUGERy, who seems to be... oh fuck it I'm not translating -that.-
I've said too much already. BORING AF j*eol
