Author Topic: COVID-19  (Read 1112106 times)

Re: COVID-19
« Reply #600 on: June 11, 2021, 01:16:17 AM »
I thought that anus tonguing stuff was just a meme.  Sheesh.   :o

Re: COVID-19
« Reply #601 on: June 11, 2021, 01:17:46 AM »
BREAKING: CDC to hold an "emergency meeting" on "higher-than-expected" cases of heart inflammation following COVID-19 vaccination - CBS

https://twitter.com/Breaking911/status/1403133557803991041

Re: COVID-19 PSA for all male azzgabbers (ladies avert your eyes)
« Reply #602 on: June 11, 2021, 01:18:06 AM »
Ok guys listen I don't know who needs to hear this but there is a real thing that happens if you get too old and fat and your fupa gets too big and if you don't take mr winkie out for exercise regularly, where he can get stuck inside, inverted, never to come out again.  Do not ask how, but in my deviant peregrinations I have actually seen it.  Do not let this happen to you, ye have been warned!

Re: COVID-19
« Reply #603 on: June 11, 2021, 01:18:54 AM »
I thought that anus tonguing stuff was just a meme.  Sheesh.   :o

niggaz love eating ass


Re: COVID-19 PSA for all male azzgabbers (ladies avert your eyes)
« Reply #604 on: June 11, 2021, 01:22:02 AM »
Ok guys listen I don't know who needs to hear this but there is a real thing that happens if you get too old and fat and your fupa gets too big and if you don't take mr winkie out for exercise regularly, where he can get stuck inside, inverted, never to come out again.  Do not ask how, but in my deviant peregrinations I have actually seen it.  Do not let this happen to you, ye have been warned!

Thank God for the drunkard whiskey diet! :-[

Re: COVID-19 PSA for all male azzgabbers (ladies avert your eyes)
« Reply #605 on: June 11, 2021, 01:23:26 AM »
Ok guys listen I don't know who needs to hear this but there is a real thing that happens if you get too old and fat and your fupa gets too big and if you don't take mr winkie out for exercise regularly, where he can get stuck inside, inverted, never to come out again.  Do not ask how, but in my deviant peregrinations I have actually seen it.  Do not let this happen to you, ye have been warned!

You are not Senda thread lurker are you?  You saw the raw dog live stream slipup then?

Re: COVID-19 PSA for all male azzgabbers (ladies avert your eyes)
« Reply #606 on: June 11, 2021, 01:26:21 AM »
You are not Senda thread lurker are you?  You saw the raw dog live stream slipup then?

Oh god. No I did not but if I understand right there is allyours’ confirmation right there 😳

Re: COVID-19 PSA for all male azzgabbers (ladies avert your eyes)
« Reply #607 on: June 11, 2021, 01:29:43 AM »
Thank God for the drunkard whiskey diet! :-[

Keto sweet keto



God between us and evil!

Re: COVID-19 PSA for all male azzgabbers (ladies avert your eyes)
« Reply #608 on: June 11, 2021, 01:31:56 AM »
Oh god. No I did not but if I understand right there is allyours’ confirmation right there 😳

I'm glad that you don't.  Restores my faith in humanity. The thread over there has gone out of bounds lately.   

Re: COVID-19 PSA for all male azzgabbers (ladies avert your eyes)
« Reply #609 on: June 11, 2021, 03:14:36 AM »
Ok guys listen I don't know who needs to hear this but there is a real thing that happens if you get too old and fat and your fupa gets too big and if you don't take mr winkie out for exercise regularly, where he can get stuck inside, inverted, never to come out again.  Do not ask how, but in my deviant peregrinations I have actually seen it.  Do not let this happen to you, ye have been warned!

WTF? So your fupa overgrows Mr. Johnson. You no longer provide the "stimulation" that you once did, and it gets stuck inside what? The fupa? You are not actually suggesting that an "outtie" becomes an "innie?" Or you just mean that even with viagra there is no hope and it is in a permanent mode of hibernation? I'm sorry- but none of this makes sense.*

*To be fair, I'm not certain that I want it to make sense.  :-\

Re: COVID-19
« Reply #610 on: June 11, 2021, 03:18:39 AM »
Looks like a happy little website full of rainbows and unicorns:

https://peterdaszak.com/

Re: COVIDIOTA
« Reply #611 on: June 11, 2021, 03:21:54 AM »
I seen both things, walks posted that lady sticking keys to her arm. How do you guys have magnets laying around, anyway?  Your science set you never chucked, for sentimental reasons?  Do they sell magnets at the store, in the toys?  Or the hardware department for if you drop a nail behind something?   Is there some use around the house that has escaped me thus far?

You don't have refrigerator magnets?



My sister gave me a set of those above several years ago, I still have the baloney sammich, the tripple ecks sixer of beer and the tabloid paper.  Busted car and double wide are MIA...

How do you NOT have a bunch of magnets on your fridge?  Are you even 'murican?


Re: Covidiocy
« Reply #612 on: June 11, 2021, 03:24:39 AM »
Well one needs a variety of pulls. A 2.5 Lb pull is not gonna get the job done when a 5.5 lb pull is needed.   We won't even get into the magnet that sits on the end of the telescoping wand.

What about the one in the hex-bit chuck for the cordless drill?


Re: COVID-19
« Reply #613 on: June 11, 2021, 03:27:47 AM »
What about the one in the hex-bit chuck for the cordless drill?



We don't want to overwhelm the lad..............

Re: Covidiots
« Reply #614 on: June 11, 2021, 03:30:42 AM »
Don't forget speaker magnets, sub-woofer ones are bad ass!





I always lose that telescoping wand magnet and have to buy a new one...