Author Topic: COVID-19  (Read 1111575 times)

Re: CoviData (Magnets)
« Reply #615 on: June 11, 2021, 03:34:06 AM »
And the "anchor magnet" you take with you when you go fishing to score free fish hooks and other weird shit people threw overboard:



K_Dubb, Attend:  Magnets are your friend!


Re: COVID-19
« Reply #616 on: June 11, 2021, 03:36:54 AM »
BREAKING: CDC to hold an "emergency meeting" on "higher-than-expected" cases of heart inflammation following COVID-19 vaccination - CBS

https://twitter.com/Breaking911/status/1403133557803991041

*Does this mean that Dubb has a bigger heart than me?  >:(

Today I had a technician ask me about my vaccine status. I told them that while I have no plans on providing consent to vax me, I would happily sign a form giving informed consent and then waltz maskless through the nearest Covid ward to guarantee that if I have not had it, I will. I was told by this person that the antibodies are inferior to vaccines and only last a few months. I smiled and nodded. What else can you do?

Basically, if it is that important for society that I take the Vax, then I'm more than willing to provide society protection and get the damn virus. But, apparently, that is "too risky." Why is that anybody's business- I'm willing to sign the release form and take my chances...

"Oh, no sir. We will only give you a shot of vaccine derived from a dead kid which carries certain risks. We feel that risk is worth it for you to take. But we cannot allow you to take a risk that we do not approve of."

Re: CoviData (Magnets)
« Reply #617 on: June 11, 2021, 03:41:59 AM »
And the "anchor magnet" you take with you when you go fishing to score free fish hooks and other weird shit people threw overboard:



K_Dubb, Attend:  Magnets are your friend!



pate, I've been on a helium kick lately:


I'm thinking I need to come home to the good old magnet and settle down.

Re: COVID-19 PSA for all male azzgabbers (ladies avert your eyes)
« Reply #618 on: June 11, 2021, 04:18:44 AM »
WTF? So your fupa overgrows Mr. Johnson. You no longer provide the "stimulation" that you once did, and it gets stuck inside what? The fupa? You are not actually suggesting that an "outtie" becomes an "innie?" Or you just mean that even with viagra there is no hope and it is in a permanent mode of hibernation? I'm sorry- but none of this makes sense.*

*To be fair, I'm not certain that I want it to make sense.  :-\

Yes, you wind up with a front hole.  You don’t even have to be senda-fat, just with enough soft tissue down there through some combination of fat, water-retention, and, I suspect, sedentarism, and the whole block and tackle turns turtle.

It was actually the discussion of a certain former president and whether he put his pants on backwards that brought it to mind since the appearance of a front-butt is unmistakable once you have seen it 😳

Re: COVIDIOTA
« Reply #619 on: June 11, 2021, 04:20:05 AM »
You don't have refrigerator magnets?



My sister gave me a set of those above several years ago, I still have the baloney sammich, the tripple ecks sixer of beer and the tabloid paper.  Busted car and double wide are MIA...

How do you NOT have a bunch of magnets on your fridge?  Are you even 'murican?



I do not; my fridge is as barren on the outside as it is on the inside 😢

Re: CoviData (Magnets)
« Reply #620 on: June 11, 2021, 04:20:47 AM »
And the "anchor magnet" you take with you when you go fishing to score free fish hooks and other weird shit people threw overboard:



K_Dubb, Attend:  Magnets are your friend!



Well that would be kind of fun…

Re: COVID-19 PSA for all male azzgabbers (ladies avert your eyes)
« Reply #621 on: June 11, 2021, 05:37:24 AM »
Ok guys listen I don't know who needs to hear this but there is a real thing that happens if you get too old and fat and your fupa gets too big and if you don't take mr winkie out for exercise regularly, where he can get stuck inside, inverted, never to come out again.  Do not ask how, but in my deviant peregrinations I have actually seen it.  Do not let this happen to you, ye have been warned!

Plaudits, sir. Your informative warning is a most welcome and important public service.

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While not every obese male has the buried penis condition, 87% of men that received surgical treatment for buried penis were reported to be obese. Significant overlying abdominal fat can also create an environment that encourages bacterial and fungal growth. Obesity can also increase the likelihood of the development of type II diabetes mellitus, which is characterized by increase susceptibility to infections, making it difficult to successfully and promptly manage the buried penis condition. Such recurring infections can also lead to scar contracture, which can cause the prepubic skin to shift over the shaft and glans, thus invaginating the shaft's skin and leading to a buried penis. - Wikipedia

As actual depictions of this horrible condition are too nightmarish for the current forum,
the close approximation might be something like that of the face of a humble tardigrade.


Re: COVID-19
« Reply #622 on: June 11, 2021, 07:38:38 AM »
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Repeat after me in the voice of Vincent Price: “Climate change denier. Assad war crimes denier. Covid denier.”


Re: COVID-19
« Reply #623 on: June 11, 2021, 07:57:52 AM »
Mexican tv show debunks the magnet challenge  watch what happens!!




Magnetism INTENTIONALLY Added to ‘Vaccine’ to Force mRNA Through Entire Body (?)

Re: COVID-19
« Reply #624 on: June 11, 2021, 04:56:36 PM »
*Does this mean that Dubb has a bigger heart than me?  >:(

Today I had a technician ask me about my vaccine status. I told them that while I have no plans on providing consent to vax me, I would happily sign a form giving informed consent and then waltz maskless through the nearest Covid ward to guarantee that if I have not had it, I will. I was told by this person that the antibodies are inferior to vaccines and only last a few months. I smiled and nodded. What else can you do?

Basically, if it is that important for society that I take the Vax, then I'm more than willing to provide society protection and get the damn virus. But, apparently, that is "too risky." Why is that anybody's business- I'm willing to sign the release form and take my chances...

"Oh, no sir. We will only give you a shot of vaccine derived from a dead kid which carries certain risks. We feel that risk is worth it for you to take. But we cannot allow you to take a risk that we do not approve of."


Yes my heart grew three sizes that day!

I admire the assumption of personal risk in this scenario -- everyone knows you're not afraid of no virus -- but unless you are prepared to isolate yourself and give up your essential job for a couple weeks after waltzing through the covid ward (bearing in mind that, even if you are infected, the likelihood that you notice at all is probably something less than half) the scenario is not at all analogous.  The shot creates a viral dead end, you are not infected and neither is anyone else, that is what is important to society.

Immunity acquired naturally is very likely superior despite how health officials are talking now (they are more interested in promoting vaccines and not dealing with people's stories about the bad sick they had a year and a half ago and was of course very likely covid  ::)  -- U remember last year how quickly those stories popped out, my little sis was telling everyone she was sure she had it in November '19 but then she got the coof for real from her husband who got it at work, hers was not too bad, maybe she did get something back then but who knows, how can you tell now?) but without a way to verify and quantify it, it will always get short shrift.  There should be antibody tests that tell if you've been exposed, but nobody's going to put that on a card for you, no standards to quantify and, more importantly, no money in it so why bother developing it?

I think there should be such a test and card available for people with moral qualms about the vaxx but most of you'd squawk at someone wanting to see your card anyway so what is the point?

Re: COVID-19
« Reply #625 on: June 11, 2021, 07:43:19 PM »
Good luck!  I tried the magnetic thing with some sewing needles, figuring they would be very easy, much lighter than the keys and things people are sticking to themselves, and they just slid right off, tried all angles and putting gently to see if I could feel a pull and lost one somewhere in the carpet, I am sure it will wind up in my toe at some point.

Then I read about people with naturally tacky/humid/clammy skin that fake this shit all the time, it is a thing, Hindu fakirs and stuff, and saw the amazing randi debunk one on video, and concluded this is just newly fertile ground for all kinds of scammers and frauds.  Chuckleheads everywhere 😁

On one of the videos someone stuck a disc magnet to their arm, flipped it over then stuck the other side to their arm. So apparently the vax can reverse polarity just like that. It's really quite sophisticated. After unsuccessfully trying to light a small LED diode and sticking a magnet to my arm I drew some blood and checked it under a microscope. What I discovered was simultaneously terrifying and cute:



We've got to do something! Preferably before it unionizes.

22 hours later I'm still feeling fine. How long did it take for you to start feeling ill, K?

Re: COVID-19
« Reply #626 on: June 11, 2021, 08:00:24 PM »
On one of the videos someone stuck a disc magnet to their arm, flipped it over then stuck the other side to their arm. So apparently the vax can reverse polarity just like that. It's really quite sophisticated. After unsuccessfully trying to light a small LED diode and sticking a magnet to my arm I drew some blood and checked it under a microscope. What I discovered was simultaneously terrifying and cute:

https://images.app.goo.gl/goU4S2NiF4YfLM929

We've got to do something! Preferably before it unionizes.

22 hours later I'm still feeling fine. How long did it take for you to start feeling ill, K?

Hehe cute, they can stay as long as they leave mr winkie alone 🤞

Checking back on my symptoms which I painstakingly recorded here to everyone’s annoyance using the forum as my personal blog for virtue-signaling, might as well be Facebook this is serious political discussion harrumph, I see that the first shot hit at 24 hours, second at 15.  I think you made it unscathed!

Re: COVID-19
« Reply #627 on: June 11, 2021, 08:26:58 PM »
OMG, class! How fortuitous. We’re witnessing two liberals virtue signalling to each other in the wild. Shh...don’t spook them or they’ll bolt for their safe spaces.

Re: COVID-19
« Reply #628 on: June 11, 2021, 08:29:18 PM »
Hehe cute, they can stay as long as they leave mr winkie alone 🤞

Checking back on my symptoms which I painstakingly recorded here to everyone’s annoyance using the forum as my personal blog for virtue-signaling, might as well be Facebook this is serious political discussion harrumph, I see that the first shot hit at 24 hours, second at 15.  I think you made it unscathed!

Yes, I read your updates with interest.  I was/am worried I'd get really sick from the shot. I won't feel out of the woods for a few more days.

Also, Mr. Winkie?! You couldn't come up with a more impressive name for it? Thor, for example. Or if that sounds too self-aggrandizing maybe 'Bill from accounting'?

Re: COVID-19
« Reply #629 on: June 11, 2021, 08:39:47 PM »
Haha, I've not yet begun to virtue-signal. But seriously, trying to get health info from someone who has gone before me is now considered virtue-signalling? What a world we live in. I assure you, I got the vaccine purely for selfish reasons.

Also, last week I towed a car out of a ditch for some teenager who just had a learner's permit. Feels good, man. There, virtue-signalling has begun.