...Also that accordion-playing carrot is the cutest thing I have ever seen
Indeed.
He/She/Them?There/eet/eek(!?!) appears as if a pair of
lederhosen might complement the foam-
costume*. I think for "ReVisionist Histrionical Porpoises" we must claim the
Alsace-Lorraine as the homonuclei of thus now
Pidgin form of the final
notional Langues des Patois.
Anyhow, as a sort of inspiration for this wonderful song: I urge you to listen to one of the following
Basque/
Occitan(sp) folk songs. There are many versions of this archetypical song,
non(e) that I am aware of that use an accordion
en lieu à pipe. I have attempted to order them accordion their antiquity; Hear, Musaks:
The quality of the above are questionable at best, which strikes me as quite quixotic. That is precisely why I feel that this Minor Chordate of a KamPain Song that we are tentatively giving the appalachian "
La Carrote Whiz Pierre", (I am leery of hyphenization) might benefit from a similarly Minor Cultural Appropriation (or is that
ApPropitiation?) from various sources that may be
construed to
include any notional
patian ideals (idealogues?)...
Now is the thyme for "spit-balling" the AyeDears: We still have a few fiscal quarters before the Q1:2022 political cycle.
Wurst-casing scenario: If we have not yet come up with a viable final product by that thyme; we can always
summarily execute something that can limp across the Finnish Line by dipping into the vast Political Campaign War Chest. Maybe hire some musical experts to put the final "Spit and Polish" on whatever we have come up with by then?
Again, I hope that we can do this "in-house," as my experience with home-grown grass-roots organizations is that they have the best flavor when organic methods are utilized.
We must hold our noses and carry this
CornHoleEbola-19.5 fixation the MultiVote is currently disillusioned with at arm's length: butter
nyet; tied together with a carrot, at the end of a suitable bindle stick with an appropriate length and girth.
Apogees for the semi- to mid-level encoding in the above missive. I trust you received the decoder-ring via private e-mail?
Nautical Shore.
*Whatever the final form of this song becomes, the accordion accompaniment should not be so difficult as to preclude the wearing of a foam Carrot Costume in addition to playing the accordion accordingly.
