Sir, I shall endeavor to bear up under my impending destruction with as much grace as I can muster. I regret that I have but one life to give for the PDFRP ✊🏻
Ah, I wouldn't worry too much about it.
Just as Fake
Caccination Cards are easily reproduced: it would be quite simple to accidentally "delete" any record of your having actually been
Caccinated. Like a Majickal (and possibly smelly)
<*POOF*> you may be Administratively entered into the ranks of the "Un-Washed
Schweinnen" with the press of a button!
*Did you
Not See this possibility?
Consider my statements mere
UN-Official KamPain Rhetoric. I would hate to lose my shirtless running mate!
If necessary, we may have to ReVision Yore Fambly His'try as Swedish.

If that is necessary I will see if one (or more) of these fine ladies would be convinced to claim kinship to you. In the interests of secrecy, of course, this would be a personal and strictly
UN-Official mission that I would undertake myself. Of course, I only do this for the good of the Nation, and in furtherance of the Formal Dipolomatic Recognition of the
PFDRp.
Like I said, it
will be a painful process to Fix this Shit...
Thank you in Advance. It is an honor to swerve.
pate/K_Dubb 2024
"WHO shat in the interregnum?" & "WHO farted in the elevator?"* To be Fully Transparent, it would probably take more that a single keystroke to fully delete your
Caccination records and establish a new Swedish identity for you.
Apogees for the Hyperboles!