OK, I modified my post and yours too.
Great, now finish my math homework, present your oral book report, watch my sisters’ filmstrip, go on my cousins’ field trip, and take your own ass to Prom.
All with your left shirt sleeve rolled up past your elbow. You're being timed. WAKE UP You're already too late. The elves are way behind, they'll never finish wrapping the packages at this rate—you better ask Michael Keaton to help.
Q: Why aren't there ever any black rabbis?
A: T.