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[Master Trollda]

Remember the brave Provincetown Bears ✊

[WOTR]

Who has it worse? One swab up the hoo-hoo or the poor bastard dealing with ass 8-hours a day?

I suppose that would depend on the "recipient." Is it Dubb, or is it Trollda? 

[Worthauger]

Is it Dubb, or is it Trollda? 

Shameless, visionary pandering. Thank God, my work here is done.


THIS HOUSE IS CLEANED. Oops, I just shit my pants. Is there room in the banana spider can?

[pate]

10 Puppies Confirmed Dead As 15 Rescue Dogs Shot By Australian Council

...The council has claimed the killings were done to prevent volunteers travelling to the Cobar-based shelter to pick them up.

It also alleged that the animals shot had been in the pound well past the time required under the Companion Animal Act...

Commodore Hanz II is ready to move the plans for the People's Free Democratic Republic of pate Naval Forces to the front burner over this incident.  Colonel Flipper McGee is studying maps to find an appropriate beach-head for the invasion of Australia.  Trained Private Mongo Lloyd has gone through no fewer than three rawhide bones in what appears to be a psychological attempt to take his mind off of "what must be done."

As Duly-Elected-By-Unanimous-Consent-Dictator-for-Life of the PFDRp, I am calling on all Nations of the World that have even a single humane, moral and ethical vertebrae in their national bodies politic to join me in the immediate invasion, subjugation and elimination (with extreme prejudice) of this Terrorist Regime that seems to have taken over OzzLand.

What I find most disturbing about this affair is the election by these vile sub-humans to use bullets rather than the standard lethal injection of sedatives to euthanize those innocent animals.  Not only is that method both Cruel and Unnecessary, the very decision to euthanize the animals in the first place was also Cruel and Unnecessary.

It is my sincere hope that the perpetraitors of this vile mis-deed have Infant (sub-human) Children that may be dispatched in a manner matching the one used to achieve the puppies' demise.  That will be done in retribution shortly before and in the presences of the soon to be Summarily Field Executed Criminal Terrorists.

The remains of these terrorists, along with all the sub-human progeny and blood relatives of the same will be rendered into Kibbles 'n Bits that will be fed to other rescue animals as a form of Just Retribution (or Necessary and Normal Punishment.)*



These are hard and dangerous times, which unfortunately call for equally Hard and Dangerous Leaders unafraid to make the difficult, bloody and sometimes harsh calls.

K_Dubb attend:  the Drums of War are beginning to rattle;  much like the Cicada of Summer soon to reach a crescendo!  Leave aside your works on the amusing "La Carrote Whiz Pierre" and the romantic "Quest for the Mythical Satsuma" and pen a suitable Marital March, Battle Hymn or other Wagnerian Composition as suitable music for "Dog-gone and Dad-gummint Ozzy!"

As much as I am sickened by the thought of having to enter into yet another bloody Crusade:  I am more sickened by the thought of standing idly by and doing nothing to redress this sub-human crime.



This aggression cannot stand, man!

pate/K_Dubb 2024
"WHO shat in the interregnum?" & "WHO farted in the elevator?"



*It is for precisely this type of Incident that I envisioned the "Necessary and Normal Punishment" pogrom as part of the 2020 MAPA initiatives, unfortunately it will still be needed in 2024 as well.  We are going to FIX this shit!

[K_Dubb]

Sir, I am incandescent with fury.  I have taken your request for a Battle Hymn very literally, as you can see, and, though it is a little rough in places, I trust that it, and I, may serve you well in this punitive expedition.

Our eyes have seen the dumb that comes from freaking over coof,
And though we are but a grizzled vet and rather silly poof,
We’ve stood up under mortar bombs and flown from off the roof,
And we will fix this shit.

Glory, glory, hallelujah &c.

The dog’s the noblest creature man was placed here to attend.
He’s warmed our lonely beds, our hearts, and rushed to us defend.
To us you’re just a stranger,  but your puppy is our friend,
And we will fix your shit.

So shove your stupid hats and shrimps and barbies up your cooze,
When you meet us you’d rather face those snikes and kangaroos.
We’ll take our shirts off, pound you flat, and then we’ll drink your booze
When we have fixed your shit.

[WOTR]

What I find most disturbing about this affair is the election by these vile sub-humans to use bullets rather than the standard lethal injection of sedatives to euthanize those innocent animals.  Not only is that method both Cruel and Unnecessary, the very decision to euthanize the animals in the first place was also Cruel and Unnecessary.

Look. The police carry guns. They are not trained to euthanize puppies in the usual manner. When the only tool you have is a gun, then every problem starts to look like a puppy.

What did you expect? That they would allow a "non essential" veterinarian to travel outside of his home during the state of emergency? Why would they risk a superspreader event when they have bullets?

[pate]

... When the only tool you have is a gun, then every problem starts to look like a puppy...

^^^I nominate this for TRC^^^

That is some funny shit right there.

[Asuka Langley]

[K_Dubb]

Of course, it is the same vaxx it was yesterday.  It just gives companies cover if they want to force people to get since it’s no longer experimental.  70% of US adults are vaxxed now, nowhere to hide coofers!  Vaxx vaxx vaxx 💉💉💉👨🏿‍⚕️ Run little piggies 🐽

[Walks_At_Night]

Of course, it is the same vaxx it was yesterday.  It just gives companies cover if they want to force people to get since it’s no longer experimental.  70% of US adults are vaxxed now, nowhere to hide coofers!  Vaxx vaxx vaxx 💉💉💉👨🏿‍⚕️ Run little piggies 🐽

Approval should have meant a great deal but they trotted the Pfizer CEO out to crow about it.  It started out ok until his neck went it weird spasms. Obviously the jab turned him into some sort of frog creature. No thanks...........

https://twitter.com/NBCNightlyNews/status/1429945295836639233

[K_Dubb]

Approval should have meant a great deal but they trotted the Pfizer CEO out to crow about it.  It started out ok until his neck went it weird spasms. Obviously the jab turned him into some sort of frog creature. No thanks...........

https://twitter.com/NBCNightlyNews/status/1429945295836639233

Lol that’s what a swallow looks like when you don’t have a turkey wattle or giant fat goiter in the way, I understand how most of you would not know

[pate]

Of course, it is the same vaxx it was yesterday.  It just gives companies cover if they want to force people to get since it’s no longer experimental.  70% of US adults are vaxxed now, nowhere to hide coofers!  Vaxx vaxx vaxx 💉💉💉👨🏿‍⚕️ Run little piggies 🐽

Oh I beg to differ on the "no longer experimental" thing.  Pfizer's vaccine is mRNA based, as is Moderna's.  To my knowledge those are the only two mRNA vaccines ever used in humans, and this really only for about a year or so.  To say that you only need a year of data about a drug (any drug whether it be mRNA based or not) to conclude that it is "absolutely safe" is a bit specious, disingenuous and frankly reckless.

For shits and giggles look at the history of Thalidomide, hell you could buy that shit over the counter.  It was deemed "perfectly safe" for whatever you used it for (nausea, I think?) until a couple years later they figured out OH SHIT, maybe you shouldn't take this stuff if you are pregnant unless you want a circus-freak baby.

I believe it took literal DECADES for the companies to be held liable for those, to be sure, unintended side effects.  There are other drugs besides Thalidomide that had a similar delayed discovery of serious side effects long after FDA approval for use.  Goggle up some searches on "Drug Manufacturer Lawsuits" and I am sure the list is quite extensive, and that many of those serious side effects took many years to discover.  Hell, sometimes it takes a long time to "discover" these serious side effects because the Drug Companies covered up the results so as to not affect their financial bottom line.  Yeah:  "Trust me, they are perfectly safe!  Buy one today!"

Moderna's and Pfizer's mRNA CornHoleEbola-19.5 Caccines will be experimental for quite a long time, and may well prove after decades to be "perfectly safe."  The problem is that the process will take decades because it is a novel (or completely NEW) type of vaccine.

Now your Jansen, AstraZeneca &c ones that are your old-school type "flu vaccines" that don't use this new-fangled, somewhat suspect and frankly untested mRNA stuff are a different story.  Those are "old school" types that have an extremely long track record, as long as they don't use liquid Mercury(Hg) or some other poisonous shit for the suspension fluid you are probably alright.

Note I say "probably" maybe I should say that it is "highly probable" that you will be alright.  You just cannot say that same thing about mRNA Caccines, it will "probably" take decades to get the the point where you can say it is "highly probable" that you will be alright with them.  And that will be after decades of use of mRNA Caccines for all sorts of shit besides this CHE-19.5 fad that we are currently experiencing.

Hell, once it is proven that Blue Eyes, Blonde Hair and White Skin are actual genetic disabilities theythe hobo elite will probably want to develop some mRNA Caccines that can cure Racist Whiteness, Female Blondeness and Freaky/Crazy Blue-Eyeness.  Theythe hobo elite will probably want to make that family of mRNA Caccines a pubic Man-Date as well.  Shit, they might come up with a mRNA Caccine for Heterosexuality, wouldn't that be a great Man-Date?

Nah, get the FDA to approve one of the regular vaccines beyond EULA before you start all this fascist Man-Date talk.  You will have better luck with that.

I imagine by the time that happens, I will have survived this really bad coldCornHoleEbola-19.5 five or six times (with the last few infections being completely asymptomatic) and I won't even need a shot.



This "Pfizer First" approval stinks of a way to increase Faucci, Gate$ &Co stock portfolio net worths, and I am not buying that shit, even if it is "free" or on the government dime.  Fuck those Cucks.

[Walks_At_Night]

Lol that’s what a swallow looks like when you don’t have a turkey wattle or giant fat goiter in the way, I understand how most of you would not know

Oh. rrribit  Ok. rrrbit  It is rrbit perfectly rrrbit normal.   



The jab is turning dudes into frogs and the environment is turning said frogs gay:

[K_Dubb]

This "Pfizer First" approval stinks of a way to increase Faucci, Gate$ &Co stock portfolio net worths, and I am not buying that shit, even if it is "free" or on the government dime.  Fuck those Cucks.

Sir, in light of this splendid oration -- which I applaud wholeheartedly -- may I interest you in a slim and attractive ankle monitor such as we are affixing to certain non-compliant citizens in the Soviet of Washington?



I am told it will emit a gentle pinging tone to remind you when you are too close to another filthy coofer, purely for your own safety of course, and, should the unthinkable happen, allow for the scrupulous tracing of your movements so that the offending coofer -- who is also wearing one, of course -- can be identified and brought before the bar of justice as the murderous sonofabitch they are.

On a personal note I would also like very much to be able to track your movements to and from the liquor store at night so that I may rush to your assistance if you are waylaid by any of the notorious homosexuals who prowl your neighborhood; I am sure there is an app for my pheune where I can see if you have stopped moving for more than a few minutes and prompt me to send a very gruff voxxer to frighten them away.

Here is the article; I was not offered any supplements but was invited to learn the first signs of liver disease (must watch) so I gather the medium is marginally trustworthy:

https://thepostmillennial.com/exclusive-washington-public-school-forces-unvaccinated-teens-to-wear-ankle-monitors

[K_Dubb]

Oh. rrribit  Ok. rrrbit  It is rrbit perfectly rrrbit normal.   



The jab is turning dudes into frogs and the environment is turning said frogs gay:

I suppose it would be impolitic to admit that I can make my neck do that    I have been practicing in the mirror