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[Master Trollda]

Who’s in charge? It hardly ever changes. 

[Innerreach]

Who’s in charge? It hardly ever changes. 

He doesn’t love us and he never has.

[AZZERAE]

I love you, but not in a kiss you on the mouth kinda way.

[Innerreach]

I love you, but not in a kiss you on the mouth kinda way.

Aww Shucks.

[Master Trollda]

How about a new one every week. Is that too much to ask?

[Innerreach]

How about a new one every week. Is that too much to ask?

The Captain abandoned the ship, and pirates on the guest list overtook us.

It's all part of Jackstar’s evil twins' plan.

Button down the hatches!

[Jackstar]

Jackstar’s evil twins' plan.

Button down the hatches!

I am not buying catfish.

[Jackstar]

How about a new one every week. Is that too much to ask?

I can do five minutes at a time and get paid every Sunday.
I need a signing bonus; a contract on paper; and naked⟩⟨X×<—raμ pictures of Michael Jackstar Clifford GOMEZKuczi—ẞîgb∞TĀßæj,G°œ₱‘jß∞›t¡īTī⁷•·JjíÏīì\Ⓜ️/^ĪíīīÏ[ELΩrπ]íͧ≥^v^‘,œ∅⁵\/Vï⁷

..it is not too much to ask; I'll see what I can do, Hayseed. ⭕❌💞⭕❌

[Master Trollda]

I can do five minutes at a time and get paid every Sunday.
I need a signing bonus; a contract on paper; and naked⟩⟨X×<—raμ pictures of Michael Jackstar Clifford GOMEZKuczi—ẞîgb∞TĀßæj,G°œ₱‘jß∞›t¡īTī⁷•·JjíÏīì\Ⓜ️/^ĪíīīÏ[ELΩrπ]íͧ≥^v^‘,œ∅⁵\/Vï⁷

..it is not too much to ask; I'll see what I can do, Hayseed. ⭕❌💞⭕❌

Here is my counter offer:

[Jackstar]

Here is my counter offer:

Is that before or after you used it to dig it around in someone's p∞per? I'm gonna think this one over.

[Master Trollda]

Is that before or after you used it to dig it around in someone's p∞per? I'm gonna think this one over.

You want proctology. That’s the next floor down. While you’re there have them remove that wild hair up your anus and have them change your tampon too.

[Jackstar]

You want proctology.

You're projecting again, Sun•Maid.

That’s the next floor down. While you’re there have them remove that wild hair up your anus and have them change your tampon too.

Once again; I reversed the process and am not transitioning from sex:1 to sex:1∅°0o. I'm not tempted! It's messy, it's not my thing, and it's frankly simpler at my age to simply die, wait for applause, and then get the whole Experience Deluxe Package.

“Arrrr ewe there, God? It's me, Ⓜ️∆⁷Son.” Geese are flying South here, and Ī∆mE².

[Jackstar]

remove that wild hair up your anus

This procedure actually happened last year. Relax, Punylings.

It was not terribly pleasant. Nevertheless: THEY HAVE THE TEK KNOW LODGE—“Oh, ,G‘!”

You'll be fine. Anything is possible. I bet you're terrified.

The kitten is terrified of the veterinarian. Punylings are terrified of The Carpathian.

I am not one of these. Ī👁️I∆M👁️

[Jackstar]

I am not one of these. Ī👁️I∆M👁️

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ßãbë: Ī🥫,⟩⟨‘plain.

[AZZERAE]

How about a new one every week. Is that too much to ask?

That's a good idea. I'm implement it stat.