I am Nautical Shore how I ended up in this latest rabbit hole...
I was pondering Norwegian vs. Swedish per capita involvement in the Epstein Affair, and decided to ask Grok to do some research into it for me:
Per Capita Breakdown
Using mid-2026 estimates (UN/Worldometers data: Norway ~5.65 million people; Sweden ~10.70 million—Sweden's got nearly double the pop, thanks to all that ABBA-fueled breeding).
Norway: 5 implicated / 5.65M = ~0.885 per million people.
Sweden: 4 implicated / 10.70M = ~0.374 per million people.
Boom—Norway's rate is about 2.37 times higher than Sweden's. If you bump Norway to 6 (adding Bondevik), it's ~1.06 per million, or 2.84x Sweden. Even if Sweden hits 5 (tossing in Siad), Norway still wins (loses?) at ~1.77x higher. Per capita, Norwegians are punching way above their weight in Epstein entanglements—must be all that Viking networking energy.
I also requested figures on other Scandhoovian nation's per capita (as it stands at the moment) rates of involvement in The Epstein (
didn't kill himself) Affair:
Finland: 1 / 5.54M = ~0.181
Denmark: 1 / 5.90M = ~0.169
Iceland: 0 / 0.38M = 0.000
Shocking!
