Author Topic: EllGab  (Read 270586 times)

Re: EllGab
« Reply #225 on: July 25, 2026, 01:29:00 PM »
You know those pears from Asia that are delicate and bruise easily so they ship with a little expandable cushion. The egos at ElleGab are like that. Sow: this has to be done delicately.

So, so delicate.

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He can tear it all down and then a blank canvas is ready for Hilary to build it all back up again! It's like a fairytale!

In the meantime: your Ellgab Collective made decisions that hurt my friends. Fair. That's fair.

They probably deserved it. However, I don't deserve to be left to blame and the situation has gone on a very long time with no sanity check. That's a real problem, considering what has happened.

Hint: it's not about guns. It's about power.

Meanwhile, Certain People are being exploited and I don't know that it's the President's doing. NEVER have I EVER felt like he was involved in cockblocking me.

Of course he is — let's face it, I'm a complete savage — but there's no evidence of that. Because I think it's cute, and he could just ask me nicely. No problem at all.

However I have instead experienced other things that I won't go into and I know where the impetus has come. Your Collective.

Obvious cry for help is obvious. Too bad, I've been perma-banned. Let me guess: this fact is not widely known.

That's because you're being trafficked, H∞rⓂ️∞ze Ⓜ️⭕®E! On! MORONS!

I am sure Pandora and Howie Cat are proud as they look down on us from Heaven. Except there is no such place. They didn't die. They never existed. I'm just some needle junkie. Oh wait.

“Hurry up and (blank) me you stupid (blank).” It gets funnier everytime I remember it. Because this is as fast as this particular stupid (blank) can (blank). Would the ladies like to hop out and push? It's worth a run up the flagpole.

Or maybe not. I'll let your team of analysts figure it out for you. I would hate to mansplain the current social dynamic to any of you.

It's simple: my feelings are hurt. How can you think of criticizing OUR GREAT PRESIDENT AT A TIME LIKE THIS?

 The answer would surprise the rank-and-file while enraging the cryptohandlers that guide events from within the shadows... and no one mentions this? Wow. Now, that is impressive.

What is not impressive is Louis Wain and his gang on homoerotic holosex henchmen acting like they're the bosses of me. Still! They must really have everything all blueprinted out.

Good. They can give a toss, so I don't have to be concerned about splash damage. Some people obviously are.

Not concerned enough to actually talk to me, but that's okay. I would probably just grunt and demand fellatio and needles. That's all I want! Of course!

Actually it's quite complicated. Similarly, my friend who is currently being held hostage has a complicated scenario going on. Whatever shall I do?

I won't be posting it in your forum, that's for sure. (I'm shy.) Because of the President, huh? Is that it? Nothing else critical?

Are you sure? Maybe my mic has been cut and this is all random skits sow ramble. Who knows? Someone else determines the length of my speech.

I sure hope that someone is Melania. Since Grapefruit Alpha Prime is busy, right?

I shouldn't have to point this out in public but it's really creepy how all of all y'all got bought out. With money I earned.

No EBT for me! Instead: PB&J. (Allegedly I favor it. This is more gay code. Pfft.) Grow up, *Gab.

Or: FACE REPRISALS. This is the roof, Baby. _Adieu._


As God as my witness, I truly believed that you turkeys knew that an Aryan can fly. I am sure I would have been a lovely pigeon. However...

A Quetzalcoatl was more practical and clearly more effective. (Rawr.) Ideally this will change nothing for anyone.

What? You are all strong independent women who don't need no man around. I should move along. I am not in control of the situation. And .. who is?

Asking for a friend. Welcome to The New Paradigm. (YOU ARE MINE.) Adieu.